"the sharpo-matic is easy to use, just insert two large poles and you'll be making hundred of perfectly sharpened pencils in minutes! Order now, only nineteen dollars and ninety five cents!"
man still haven't seen a horse's head been stuffed up a chick's pussy while a midget rams his feet into the horse's ass as the midget sucks on a whale's large penis upon a 2 storey downtown house in new york whilst 3 monkeys play a drum, trombone and guitar to the tune of over the rainbow yet.
"Ok Julia, for your next scene will give you one grand to have guys shove poles in both your holes while you a suspended above a stair case"
She should have tried harder in school.
Comments to 10 foot poles
Yeah... I wouldn't do that from below. Too much chance of something dripping down, then growing on my hand.
So this is where pencils come from?
"the sharpo-matic is easy to use, just insert two large poles and you'll be making hundred of perfectly sharpened pencils in minutes! Order now, only nineteen dollars and ninety five cents!"
"... but wait, there's more! If you order right away you'll recieve a tasteful painting of some fruit ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
*subject to availability. Sharpo-matic ltd does not bear responsibility for loss of genitals should you somehow become attracted to the sharpo-matic*
three years ago she was making tooth picks out of pencils
man...theyve done it all
not really, havent seen a girl do a funnel with (...)
Then you must not have seen that many pornos.
man still haven't seen a horse's head been stuffed up a chick's pussy while a midget rams his feet into the horse's ass as the midget sucks on a whale's large penis upon a 2 storey downtown house in new york whilst 3 monkeys play a drum, trombone and guitar to the tune of over the rainbow yet.
nazfuckingarn: Fuck duuude! You havent rented that dvd yet..? Thats last years shyt. There working on a "Part 2" Under the Shit Rainbow!
Now they're going to hoist her up so she can change some lightbulbs.
Boooya!
just a quiet sunday afternoon....
"Ok Julia, for your next scene will give you one grand to have guys shove poles in both your holes while you a suspended above a stair case"
She should have tried harder in school.
Man Cirque du Soleil sure has gotten fucking odd.
this makes more sense then that french madness...
they should just... I don't know, thats fucking ridiculous.
don't slip...
"Your task, push a woman up a flight of stairs with two ten foot poles."
Crazy Dutch people.
!IMPALED!
holy chopsticks batman, she's sushi
Is that Hugh Jackman?
shit on a stick
hey riggs, do we lift her on 3 or 1 2 3 and then lift?
XD Thank you sir, and goodnight.
i logged in for the first time in months to say that is the most clever thing ive heard in a long time
Are you joking? Jesus, how fucking boring your life must be.
we have this video don't we?
i could have sworn we do...
plz link
Dont think we do anymore =( Ive looked through most of the 18+ a few times looking for the duck-like gagging for someone
This is good as a circus feat,see she is enduring so much of pain to please all of us in a picture
Note : Barnun / Bailey Circus Inc. - add new act
I may have misspelled barnun , Ah the Bailey is spelled right , lol
She bought the boob-job so she could work in high-budget, classy movies...
i wonder if the poles are rounded or flat on the ends.
I think they are roundet of with boxing gloves
thats how you pound a girl
maybe they're worried about STD's a little too much...
yeah, well I still wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!
Then fucking give it back. I need it for sunday school.
You can't have it back coz I want it next.
Looks like my ex finally found a job she can handle...
I thought it was my ex.
Don't cross the streams!