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13 Year Old Dad

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13 Year Old Dad

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  • sandychu
    sandychu 2009-02-17T05:09:14Z says:

    "outside school young teenage sex is nothing out of the ordinary." Doesn't sound so bad to me. My teenage life could've used more of that. As long as you're not dumb-ass enough to 1) get pregnant or 2) not get that shit aborted.

    • mentalmarshmellow
      mentalmarshmellow 2009-02-17T05:18:28Z says:

      yeah i read the dad said that he had 9 or 10 kids. i guess he has a tough time keeping track...

    • falipy
      falipy 2009-02-17T06:34:16Z says:

      English people....said enough

    • UnclePepper
      UnclePepper 2009-02-17T09:21:09Z says:

      I guess there's no such thing as teenagers having sex in your part of the world? Why not think before you bother posting, or better yet, get cancer & fucking die.

    • Sintacks_Airor
      Sintacks_Airor 2009-02-17T09:50:20Z says:

      #2 please

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2009-02-17T11:02:01Z says:

      Would you like fries with that?

    • gustave154
      gustave154 2009-02-17T15:01:45Z says:

      the last part about the police... was enough...for me to puke.

  • derpie
    derpie 2009-02-17T05:20:01Z says:

    Dummy

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2009-02-17T05:26:33Z says:

    I think this may be fake, but what's funny is that CNN has caught wind of it and has been reporting it also.

    Isn't the sun like a gonzo tabloid or they are like The enquirer in the US?

    • RyogaVee
      RyogaVee 2009-02-17T05:37:03Z says:

      Not really, yes and no, the Sun does have some legit stories. But they mostly deal with (true) oddities.

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-02-17T07:56:40Z says:

      And if there's anything involving sex they're on it like flies on shit.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-17T11:38:00Z says:

      This is true. Yes, the Sun is a tabloid, but it is a 'genuine' newspaper. It's basically for people who are too lazy and stupid to read 'broadsheet' newspapers...you know....too many long words and stuff. That's why I often scan through the Sun (or The Mirror).
      You're a retard for thinking this may be fake cumslave.
      Ryoga? Just saw one of your parkour compilation vids yesterday. Fucking brilliant, dude. Don't listen to haters here.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T12:30:16Z says:

      The Sun has a reading age of 9 and is only one step up from the Sunday Sport

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-17T12:32:23Z says:

      ...and you still can't read it...

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T13:33:13Z says:

      Yes the sun is a big pile of steaming shit, but as Cruel said, it's real, but he's wrong about Ryoga's parkour 'cause that is fucking shit.

      I know a guy who went into journalism with fuck all experience, they hired him to work for an engineering magazine 'cause they liked him. He didn't even have experience of engineering. He said he wanted to work for the sun & its harder than you'd think to 'dumb down' an article. Apparently they actually have rules on using certain dramatic words & can only have sentences a certain length which is unusually short.

      I fucking hate that The Scum!

    • JamieT
      JamieT 2009-02-17T15:48:06Z says:

      Yeah the Sun has a ban on words longer or more complex than managerial. Its a pile of shit, apart from dear deidre (the agony aunt) which boast such stories as "Sex with brother was a mistake ".

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-17T16:19:48Z says:

      your mother having sex with your brother WAS a mistake..... it spawned YOU!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:49:51Z says:

      Harold shut the fuck up

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-02-17T18:58:24Z says:

      Old-person murdering mother fucker

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:35:01Z says:

      I'm with Liverpool when it comes to the Sun

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T20:04:45Z says:

      Hey I'm The Sun, you can have a trip to France for £1 if you'd like. You don't want to stay here, too many immigrants. You want me to tell you some lies about 'celebrities', before you go to France to get away from the asylum seekers?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:14:08Z says:

      Fucking toilet roll as far as I'm concerned. They can fuck off and die.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T20:15:34Z says:

      For people who don't know what Cheeky is talking about...

      The Scum once wrote an incredibly controversial piece about the Hillsborough stadium tragedy (the stadium collapsed killing 96 people, all Liverpool fans) about 15 years ago. They printed accusations that the Liverpool fans pissed on the dead bodies, stole things from the dead bodies, abused a dead girl & beat up a copper who was giving CPR to some injured guy.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T20:17:23Z says:

      ^probably all true.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:39:19Z says:

      Most probably not. That whole thing really pissed me off. Typical Kelvin McKenzie "journalism", putting his own prejudiced views of the whole north of Britain into a sordid piece of trash a couple of days after a tragedy. The people at fault that day were never mentioned in that piece.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:41:01Z says:

      I lost a lot of respect for Brian Clough that day too.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:43:50Z says:

      The Sun still has very, very low sales in Liverpool nowadays. Even the Everton side despises it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T21:04:25Z says:

      I got my grandad to stop buying The Sun after they put those fake pics of soldiers abusing prisoners on the front page, & he only got it for the horse racing news.

      I can remember saying how shit it was & that you must be an idiot to read it whilst in my local. The landlady said asked what I read, I told her The Times, mainly online & she went "oooh laaaa laaa" as if you need to be a fucking economist aristocrat to read a proper paper. Thick bitch.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T23:40:41Z says:

      *Obligatory generalization about the average English person being an idiot.*

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-02-17T23:51:57Z says:

      I love you hank. Always have.

      Just thought you should know.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-18T00:03:46Z says:

      The Sun is apparently the biggest selling newspaper in the country. Proof enough, I think, that most of the people in Britain, are in fact, idiots.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-18T00:03:53Z says:

      I hate them all.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-18T00:11:17Z says:

      Sorry Spunkfish, I'm already spoken for.

    • smerf
      smerf 2009-02-18T04:27:41Z says:

      In that case, hank, you might want to consider taking out a life insurance policy on your wife... Monk seems rather taken with you.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-18T04:36:32Z says:

      Is Monk a guy or a girl?

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-18T04:50:47Z says:

      A fish

  • DickNixonJr
    DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T05:51:46Z says:

    And you bloody limeys say we have white trash

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-02-17T08:16:02Z says:

      its not like they're wrong

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T16:06:23Z says:

      True, but they try to act like they have none.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:50:44Z says:

      since when ? we have quite openly admitted to having chav scum here in England

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T17:33:40Z says:

      That elitist Oranje.
      Him and his fucking... I dunno, face

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T19:00:15Z says:

      haha

      I would approve of killing them all in a mass cull.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T19:26:22Z says:

      Fine by me

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:35:40Z says:

      We've always had scum.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-17T19:45:08Z says:

      Paul McCartney

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:14:28Z says:

      Exactly

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T23:41:43Z says:

      The Queen.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T23:49:28Z says:

      German

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-18T00:09:58Z says:

      Prince Charles.

    • DickNixonJr
      DickNixonJr 2009-02-18T02:54:40Z says:

      A horse

  • mrubermonkey
    mrubermonkey 2009-02-17T06:17:48Z says:

    That little guy is a pimp.

  • Dragoness
    Dragoness 2009-02-17T06:19:25Z says:

    fucker looks 6 or 8 not 13. WTF they thinking? Good lord....

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-17T12:53:33Z says:

      He's facing every man's geatest fear at 13 years of age, this little bastard is brave. I hope to be at least 35 before I slip up and impregnate an ugly chick.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-17T13:08:04Z says:

      children will take away your freedom if you choose to look after them

    • jerkaholik
      jerkaholik 2009-02-17T14:02:34Z says:

      obvious, isnt it?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T16:00:48Z says:

      I've got a second on the way and am very much looking forward to his arrival.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-17T16:28:09Z says:

      i wouldnt worry about it wanko, you need to actually have sex, before you can slip up!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:55:22Z says:

      Hanky how many more you planning on having ?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T16:59:35Z says:

      I wouldn't mind having a third, but the wife is against it.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T19:04:35Z says:

      "The wife" lol, you sound like an old school Yorkshireman.

      You allow her to have an opinion?

      It may be her womb, but seriously...

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:36:35Z says:

      There's about 4 or 5 other little chavs claiming to be the daddy now

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T20:24:05Z says:

      haha noob!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-18T02:48:30Z says:

      Would that kid be considered a chav?

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-02-18T04:18:38Z says:

      I'm thinking yes

    • budphisher
      budphisher 2009-02-18T06:12:45Z says:

      If this is true it is an eye opening experience for these two, I wish theM luck, for their teenage years are now over. I just hope they continue their education and not become a statistic.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-18T17:10:27Z says:

      I hope they die soon and I hope you do too.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2009-02-17T06:49:36Z says:

    i wonder if their parents let them keep fucking, not like she could get more pregnant

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-02-17T07:31:05Z says:

      well she could always get pregnant again.

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-02-17T07:57:35Z says:

      She said she was on the pill, but she missed one. Doesn't say much for her intelligence.

    • monkfish
      monkfish 2009-02-17T07:57:57Z says:

      Not that getting pregnant at 15 by a 13 year old doesn't say enough.

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2009-02-17T11:03:51Z says:

      Maybe she did it on purpose.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T16:01:23Z says:

      Maybe she was lying.

    • shipman
      shipman 2009-02-17T16:25:54Z says:

      maybe she's blaming this kid because she's embarrassed that she was raped by a gang of crack-piping 9 year olds, who ran a ' train ' on her scabby bracket..... before running home to watch nickelodeon!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:56:39Z says:

      is it even possible for a 9 yr old to get a hard on ? mine didnt start till i was about 11 ish

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T17:00:47Z says:

      Several 9 year olds have got my hard on.

    • ThumbHead
      ThumbHead 2009-02-18T08:31:44Z says:

      Jesus.. Fries, are you serious? I remember being about 7 or 8 and trying to beat it after watching Ben Stiller do it on There's Something About Mary. Young children can get erections.

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-02-17T08:17:02Z says:

    why is it they have no problem showing the"father" but they never show the mother? thats some bullshit.

    liek when kobe got accused of rape they showed his face all over but never showed the woman who clearly lied. and this one case where a girl lied to police about being raped by her principal they plastered his face all over the east coast then she admitted she lied and they still never showed her face.

    • UponErebus
      UponErebus 2009-02-17T08:56:33Z says:

      some bullshit about "victim rights" even if its proven they aren't actually a victim

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2009-02-17T11:04:54Z says:

      I like how you found a way to compare this to the kobe rape trial.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T13:33:56Z says:

      You can easily find pics of her...shes ugly as fuck.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:37:43Z says:

      According to another one of her fucks, her bed was never empty.

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2009-02-18T00:55:48Z says:

      i used that as an example cause its something that everyone knows about.


      Fool.

  • -DeadKennedys-
    -DeadKennedys- 2009-02-17T11:06:01Z says:

    He's gunna be pissed in a few years. She's ugly now, Wait till she's all used up.

  • shipman
    shipman 2009-02-17T11:31:26Z says:

    enforced abortions are the answer! better still, retro-active abortions! that way we can terminate the scumbag parents too..... aswell as some of the cunt-stain users of this site!
    vote shipman!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T12:26:22Z says:

      vote shipman for what ?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-17T12:51:24Z says:

      Gaylord.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T12:53:25Z says:

      He's got some stiff competition then

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T16:02:29Z says:

      Abortion lowers the crime rate.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:51:41Z says:

      This young gun says 'abortion pays' - Wham

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-17T18:26:04Z says:

      abortion also gets rid of future democrats.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T23:44:24Z says:

      Perhaps.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T23:44:48Z says:

      Not ones likely to vote, though.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2009-02-17T12:32:59Z says:

    'creating the future'

    Yep

  • TJP
    TJP 2009-02-17T13:12:53Z says:

    Anyone has seen the movie"Idiocracy"? That's where it's heading to. In my opionion people with an IQ under 100 should not be allowed to have kids.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T16:03:36Z says:

      Good thing your opinion is meaningless.

    • TJP
      TJP 2009-02-17T16:17:09Z says:

      Yeah because otherwise you would not be able to have a family.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:52:39Z says:

      sounds like your IQ hasnt even hit double fiqures

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T17:01:55Z says:

      I could cut my IQ in half and it would still be higher than yours, TP.

    • TJP
      TJP 2009-02-17T17:58:14Z says:

      How do you want to do that?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-17T23:45:42Z says:

      How about you just shut the fuck up if you can't say something smart or funny?

  • Oranjeboom
    Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T13:35:43Z says:

    You know, this story gets funnier. Apparently about 3/4 other lads are claiming to be the father of that little son of a whore.

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2009-02-17T16:54:13Z says:

      i see nobody has mentioned the fact that this lad has had underage sex and should be locked up.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T19:05:32Z says:

      Imagine the uproar if a 15 year old lad had sex with a 12 year old girl.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:38:39Z says:

      Ha! Should have moved down a bit more.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-17T20:24:37Z says:

      :)

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T20:58:16Z says:

      DAMN YOU TO HELL!

  • peti666
    peti666 2009-02-17T14:07:00Z says:

    OWND! - thats all i can say about this fucker

  • lecherone
    lecherone 2009-02-17T16:18:09Z says:

    god dam i wish i got laid at thirteen

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T19:38:53Z says:

      *all

    • JerkStore
      JerkStore 2009-02-17T21:18:25Z says:

      A friend of mine says his babysitter raped him when he was 8.
      I was like.. that's so badass man... he was like, yeah.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-17T22:59:19Z says:

      Yeah it's pretty sweet. You're in grade 7, you have sex with some girl in grade 8, you have no idea what the fuck just happened. The next month in school some nurse sticks a condom on a wooden-dick in front of the class and tells you if you don't do that the chick will get pregnant and you'll die of aids and now you're scared shitless.

  • Soah
    Soah 2009-02-17T21:00:44Z says:

    what does a 13 year old boner look like? Is it like...like...im just so confused..

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-17T21:08:06Z says:

      Ask Oranje. cheeky says he is hung like a 13 year old.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-02-17T21:17:55Z says:

      *I think

  • xzekiel
    xzekiel 2009-02-18T04:46:21Z says:

    I didn't read any of the above posts, but apparently a 16 yr old and a 14 yr old have also come out sayin they might be the father. the 16 yr old said "i only did it to her once" the fourteen yr old said "i did her like 100 times....all the boys did" but the 15 yr old mother insists that 13 yr old alfie is the father "because (she) love(s) him. i heard that on gta (greater toronto area) radio station yesterday morning. And no i'm not Canadian.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-02-18T04:47:46Z says:

      ^read all that dik

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-02-18T04:48:54Z says:

      (the parenthesis make no sense)

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2009-02-18T04:50:11Z says:

      *parentheses....fuck.....i'm done

Romeo2000
posted February 17, 2009