"outside school young teenage sex is nothing out of the ordinary." Doesn't sound so bad to me. My teenage life could've used more of that. As long as you're not dumb-ass enough to 1) get pregnant or 2) not get that shit aborted.
I guess there's no such thing as teenagers having sex in your part of the world? Why not think before you bother posting, or better yet, get cancer & fucking die.
This is true. Yes, the Sun is a tabloid, but it is a 'genuine' newspaper. It's basically for people who are too lazy and stupid to read 'broadsheet' newspapers...you know....too many long words and stuff. That's why I often scan through the Sun (or The Mirror).
You're a retard for thinking this may be fake cumslave.
Ryoga? Just saw one of your parkour compilation vids yesterday. Fucking brilliant, dude. Don't listen to haters here.
Yes the sun is a big pile of steaming shit, but as Cruel said, it's real, but he's wrong about Ryoga's parkour 'cause that is fucking shit.
I know a guy who went into journalism with fuck all experience, they hired him to work for an engineering magazine 'cause they liked him. He didn't even have experience of engineering. He said he wanted to work for the sun & its harder than you'd think to 'dumb down' an article. Apparently they actually have rules on using certain dramatic words & can only have sentences a certain length which is unusually short.
Yeah the Sun has a ban on words longer or more complex than managerial. Its a pile of shit, apart from dear deidre (the agony aunt) which boast such stories as "Sex with brother was a mistake ".
Hey I'm The Sun, you can have a trip to France for £1 if you'd like. You don't want to stay here, too many immigrants. You want me to tell you some lies about 'celebrities', before you go to France to get away from the asylum seekers?
For people who don't know what Cheeky is talking about...
The Scum once wrote an incredibly controversial piece about the Hillsborough stadium tragedy (the stadium collapsed killing 96 people, all Liverpool fans) about 15 years ago. They printed accusations that the Liverpool fans pissed on the dead bodies, stole things from the dead bodies, abused a dead girl & beat up a copper who was giving CPR to some injured guy.
Most probably not. That whole thing really pissed me off. Typical Kelvin McKenzie "journalism", putting his own prejudiced views of the whole north of Britain into a sordid piece of trash a couple of days after a tragedy. The people at fault that day were never mentioned in that piece.
I got my grandad to stop buying The Sun after they put those fake pics of soldiers abusing prisoners on the front page, & he only got it for the horse racing news.
I can remember saying how shit it was & that you must be an idiot to read it whilst in my local. The landlady said asked what I read, I told her The Times, mainly online & she went "oooh laaaa laaa" as if you need to be a fucking economist aristocrat to read a proper paper. Thick bitch.
He's facing every man's geatest fear at 13 years of age, this little bastard is brave. I hope to be at least 35 before I slip up and impregnate an ugly chick.
If this is true it is an eye opening experience for these two, I wish theM luck, for their teenage years are now over. I just hope they continue their education and not become a statistic.
maybe she's blaming this kid because she's embarrassed that she was raped by a gang of crack-piping 9 year olds, who ran a ' train ' on her scabby bracket..... before running home to watch nickelodeon!
Jesus.. Fries, are you serious? I remember being about 7 or 8 and trying to beat it after watching Ben Stiller do it on There's Something About Mary. Young children can get erections.
why is it they have no problem showing the"father" but they never show the mother? thats some bullshit.
liek when kobe got accused of rape they showed his face all over but never showed the woman who clearly lied. and this one case where a girl lied to police about being raped by her principal they plastered his face all over the east coast then she admitted she lied and they still never showed her face.
enforced abortions are the answer! better still, retro-active abortions! that way we can terminate the scumbag parents too..... aswell as some of the cunt-stain users of this site!
vote shipman!
Yeah it's pretty sweet. You're in grade 7, you have sex with some girl in grade 8, you have no idea what the fuck just happened. The next month in school some nurse sticks a condom on a wooden-dick in front of the class and tells you if you don't do that the chick will get pregnant and you'll die of aids and now you're scared shitless.
I didn't read any of the above posts, but apparently a 16 yr old and a 14 yr old have also come out sayin they might be the father. the 16 yr old said "i only did it to her once" the fourteen yr old said "i did her like 100 times....all the boys did" but the 15 yr old mother insists that 13 yr old alfie is the father "because (she) love(s) him. i heard that on gta (greater toronto area) radio station yesterday morning. And no i'm not Canadian.
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"outside school young teenage sex is nothing out of the ordinary." Doesn't sound so bad to me. My teenage life could've used more of that. As long as you're not dumb-ass enough to 1) get pregnant or 2) not get that shit aborted.
yeah i read the dad said that he had 9 or 10 kids. i guess he has a tough time keeping track...
English people....said enough
I guess there's no such thing as teenagers having sex in your part of the world? Why not think before you bother posting, or better yet, get cancer & fucking die.
#2 please
Would you like fries with that?
the last part about the police... was enough...for me to puke.
Dummy
I think this may be fake, but what's funny is that CNN has caught wind of it and has been reporting it also.
Isn't the sun like a gonzo tabloid or they are like The enquirer in the US?
Not really, yes and no, the Sun does have some legit stories. But they mostly deal with (true) oddities.
And if there's anything involving sex they're on it like flies on shit.
This is true. Yes, the Sun is a tabloid, but it is a 'genuine' newspaper. It's basically for people who are too lazy and stupid to read 'broadsheet' newspapers...you know....too many long words and stuff. That's why I often scan through the Sun (or The Mirror).
You're a retard for thinking this may be fake cumslave.
Ryoga? Just saw one of your parkour compilation vids yesterday. Fucking brilliant, dude. Don't listen to haters here.
The Sun has a reading age of 9 and is only one step up from the Sunday Sport
...and you still can't read it...
Yes the sun is a big pile of steaming shit, but as Cruel said, it's real, but he's wrong about Ryoga's parkour 'cause that is fucking shit.
I know a guy who went into journalism with fuck all experience, they hired him to work for an engineering magazine 'cause they liked him. He didn't even have experience of engineering. He said he wanted to work for the sun & its harder than you'd think to 'dumb down' an article. Apparently they actually have rules on using certain dramatic words & can only have sentences a certain length which is unusually short.
I fucking hate that The Scum!
Yeah the Sun has a ban on words longer or more complex than managerial. Its a pile of shit, apart from dear deidre (the agony aunt) which boast such stories as "Sex with brother was a mistake ".
your mother having sex with your brother WAS a mistake..... it spawned YOU!
Harold shut the fuck up
Old-person murdering mother fucker
I'm with Liverpool when it comes to the Sun
Hey I'm The Sun, you can have a trip to France for £1 if you'd like. You don't want to stay here, too many immigrants. You want me to tell you some lies about 'celebrities', before you go to France to get away from the asylum seekers?
Fucking toilet roll as far as I'm concerned. They can fuck off and die.
For people who don't know what Cheeky is talking about...
The Scum once wrote an incredibly controversial piece about the Hillsborough stadium tragedy (the stadium collapsed killing 96 people, all Liverpool fans) about 15 years ago. They printed accusations that the Liverpool fans pissed on the dead bodies, stole things from the dead bodies, abused a dead girl & beat up a copper who was giving CPR to some injured guy.
^probably all true.
Most probably not. That whole thing really pissed me off. Typical Kelvin McKenzie "journalism", putting his own prejudiced views of the whole north of Britain into a sordid piece of trash a couple of days after a tragedy. The people at fault that day were never mentioned in that piece.
I lost a lot of respect for Brian Clough that day too.
The Sun still has very, very low sales in Liverpool nowadays. Even the Everton side despises it.
I got my grandad to stop buying The Sun after they put those fake pics of soldiers abusing prisoners on the front page, & he only got it for the horse racing news.
I can remember saying how shit it was & that you must be an idiot to read it whilst in my local. The landlady said asked what I read, I told her The Times, mainly online & she went "oooh laaaa laaa" as if you need to be a fucking economist aristocrat to read a proper paper. Thick bitch.
*Obligatory generalization about the average English person being an idiot.*
I love you hank. Always have.
Just thought you should know.
The Sun is apparently the biggest selling newspaper in the country. Proof enough, I think, that most of the people in Britain, are in fact, idiots.
I hate them all.
Sorry Spunkfish, I'm already spoken for.
In that case, hank, you might want to consider taking out a life insurance policy on your wife... Monk seems rather taken with you.
Is Monk a guy or a girl?
A fish
And you bloody limeys say we have white trash
its not like they're wrong
True, but they try to act like they have none.
since when ? we have quite openly admitted to having chav scum here in England
That elitist Oranje.
Him and his fucking... I dunno, face
haha
I would approve of killing them all in a mass cull.
Fine by me
We've always had scum.
Paul McCartney
Exactly
The Queen.
German
Prince Charles.
A horse
That little guy is a pimp.
fucker looks 6 or 8 not 13. WTF they thinking? Good lord....
He's facing every man's geatest fear at 13 years of age, this little bastard is brave. I hope to be at least 35 before I slip up and impregnate an ugly chick.
children will take away your freedom if you choose to look after them
obvious, isnt it?
I've got a second on the way and am very much looking forward to his arrival.
i wouldnt worry about it wanko, you need to actually have sex, before you can slip up!
Hanky how many more you planning on having ?
I wouldn't mind having a third, but the wife is against it.
"The wife" lol, you sound like an old school Yorkshireman.
You allow her to have an opinion?
It may be her womb, but seriously...
There's about 4 or 5 other little chavs claiming to be the daddy now
haha noob!
Would that kid be considered a chav?
I'm thinking yes
If this is true it is an eye opening experience for these two, I wish theM luck, for their teenage years are now over. I just hope they continue their education and not become a statistic.
I hope they die soon and I hope you do too.
i wonder if their parents let them keep fucking, not like she could get more pregnant
well she could always get pregnant again.
She said she was on the pill, but she missed one. Doesn't say much for her intelligence.
Not that getting pregnant at 15 by a 13 year old doesn't say enough.
Maybe she did it on purpose.
Maybe she was lying.
maybe she's blaming this kid because she's embarrassed that she was raped by a gang of crack-piping 9 year olds, who ran a ' train ' on her scabby bracket..... before running home to watch nickelodeon!
is it even possible for a 9 yr old to get a hard on ? mine didnt start till i was about 11 ish
Several 9 year olds have got my hard on.
Jesus.. Fries, are you serious? I remember being about 7 or 8 and trying to beat it after watching Ben Stiller do it on There's Something About Mary. Young children can get erections.
why is it they have no problem showing the"father" but they never show the mother? thats some bullshit.
liek when kobe got accused of rape they showed his face all over but never showed the woman who clearly lied. and this one case where a girl lied to police about being raped by her principal they plastered his face all over the east coast then she admitted she lied and they still never showed her face.
some bullshit about "victim rights" even if its proven they aren't actually a victim
I like how you found a way to compare this to the kobe rape trial.
You can easily find pics of her...shes ugly as fuck.
According to another one of her fucks, her bed was never empty.
i used that as an example cause its something that everyone knows about.
Fool.
He's gunna be pissed in a few years. She's ugly now, Wait till she's all used up.
enforced abortions are the answer! better still, retro-active abortions! that way we can terminate the scumbag parents too..... aswell as some of the cunt-stain users of this site!
vote shipman!
vote shipman for what ?
Gaylord.
He's got some stiff competition then
Abortion lowers the crime rate.
This young gun says 'abortion pays' - Wham
abortion also gets rid of future democrats.
Perhaps.
Not ones likely to vote, though.
'creating the future'
Yep
Anyone has seen the movie"Idiocracy"? That's where it's heading to. In my opionion people with an IQ under 100 should not be allowed to have kids.
Good thing your opinion is meaningless.
Yeah because otherwise you would not be able to have a family.
sounds like your IQ hasnt even hit double fiqures
I could cut my IQ in half and it would still be higher than yours, TP.
How do you want to do that?
How about you just shut the fuck up if you can't say something smart or funny?
You know, this story gets funnier. Apparently about 3/4 other lads are claiming to be the father of that little son of a whore.
i see nobody has mentioned the fact that this lad has had underage sex and should be locked up.
Imagine the uproar if a 15 year old lad had sex with a 12 year old girl.
Ha! Should have moved down a bit more.
:)
DAMN YOU TO HELL!
OWND! - thats all i can say about this fucker
god dam i wish i got laid at thirteen
*all
A friend of mine says his babysitter raped him when he was 8.
I was like.. that's so badass man... he was like, yeah.
Yeah it's pretty sweet. You're in grade 7, you have sex with some girl in grade 8, you have no idea what the fuck just happened. The next month in school some nurse sticks a condom on a wooden-dick in front of the class and tells you if you don't do that the chick will get pregnant and you'll die of aids and now you're scared shitless.
what does a 13 year old boner look like? Is it like...like...im just so confused..
Ask Oranje. cheeky says he is hung like a 13 year old.
*I think
I didn't read any of the above posts, but apparently a 16 yr old and a 14 yr old have also come out sayin they might be the father. the 16 yr old said "i only did it to her once" the fourteen yr old said "i did her like 100 times....all the boys did" but the 15 yr old mother insists that 13 yr old alfie is the father "because (she) love(s) him. i heard that on gta (greater toronto area) radio station yesterday morning. And no i'm not Canadian.
^read all that dik
(the parenthesis make no sense)
*parentheses....fuck.....i'm done