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Comments to 1 guy 1 bat
Hey batta-batta-batta *INSERT* batta-batta-batta, hecantshit-hecantshit-hecantshit
SWING-BATTA!
and its its a homerun!!! and the crowd goes *insert*
...batshit!
lol kudos
cooties more like.
You count cooties
Wear baby booties
You a lotta tooty fruity
You like the batter's box
with wood in yer ass sock
I'm on yer girl's mound
& she's catching my screwball
scratching my two balls
Chuckling my knuckler
Unbuckling my swashbuckler
Crying foul when I'm fucking her
Flying out on the grass when I'm tucking into her
You just the ball boy
A small boy with a small toy
A shortstop A bunt
I'm pushing long wood in yer girl's cunt
Oh yeah, I went there.
Did you learn that in third grade too?
That was pretty good use of baseball terminology.
What are you mumbling about, Droolman, you old senile shitstain?
Hank you muthafucka! You gettin better, son! And what's this 404-page not found...and then 'Welcome to nginx' thing? YAAAAK!
And Hank?
Yeahh, you went there,
(See my blank stare? (0-0)),
You should repent there,
You been sent there...
Standin flat-footed at the base of the ninth,
Swingin like a drunken fool who batters his wife,
I mean...we all entertained by ya wood insertion,
But the 'girl' was a blow-up - and your wood? An extension.
So, please, listen close MC Pinocchio,
Scurry back to ya den with ya G I Joe,
Yo spits are flopping short when there's a way to go,
What? You need me to help - I can do that bro.
See yo bases...they all loaded - but with homos? Don't count,
You need to let them run to home...but they wantin to mount,
Start ridin one another,
I see you closin yo eyes - but you ain't runnin for cover.
And why is this Mr China Ass Cheese?
Sorry, your wife's a nip...would you excuse me, 'prease'?
To the untrained eye they all look the same,
Just like to the dum-brained guy - your rhyming seems lame,
But, it's aight Mr Hanky you gettin quite tight,
If you continue this way CruelHM just might,
Insert some wood of his own...in your puckered anal throne,
If your grip is half as keen then get on ya knees - get prone!
Your shit is getting looser. You need to tighten that shit up a bit, dude.
Back to the bat cave.
With lovely wallpaper.
There's no place for wallpaper like that in the 21st century.
Cubs win!!! Cubs win!!!
hah
Bat streets back... ALRIGHT!
Yo, I was going too but we roam, cellular phones
Doc-Meth back in the flesh, blood and bones
Don't condone, spit bank loans and homegrown
Suckers break like Turbo an Ozone...oh, wait. I thought we were gonna do Da Rockwilder?
Can't stop here. This is bat country.
...Get in!....
Shit, I was just in bat country last week.
It's okay-he's just admiring the shape of your skull.
Nice rapping.
Thanks, but Redman actually wrote those lyrics. Da Rockwilder is one of the best hip hop songs ever made.
Redman be a dead man
He be black and blue man
When I'm through man
Can't nobody step to me
I'm Hank C.
I spank these MCs like they my own kids
Like they my own dick
I'm sick I flu like a big bird
Landed with my big words
My big verbs My big swerves
My slick serves
I stick these germs in my herbs
& smoke 'em
It don't bother me
I'm the king
Like Brando drinking brandy
I'm godfathering
godfathering... hmmm
>right click<
*adds to dictionary*
+1 Team Maple?
ummm, yeah...
someone won't be shitting right for a while...
Did Wario do you in the butt?
Wario7793 says:
ummm, yeah...
Stop spreading rumors.
^misspelled "buttcheeks"
True story ^(this whole thread)©
hahahaha
And so it goes...
Me? do Dragoness in the butt? from 2000 miles away? ok, explain the logistics on that one...
I heard through the grapevine that either you flew out to meet her or she flew out to meet you, I don't remember which, and you tore it up.
your grapevine is defective ;/
^ Wario's big brother.
Wario, we all know what is going on between you and anti-artist.
You stud.
Still a true story ^©(©)
haha yes, your grapevine is VERY defective. I want to meet my girl in the next state, but it's NOT Dragoness LOL. She has a boyfriend and hasn't even met him yet...
haha, I think Yak gets it...
Dragoness has a boyfriend who she hasn't met? How the fuck can you be in a relationship with someone you are yet to meet?
(We know you're 'hitting that')
Wario, you sly dog, you aren't fooling anyone. Dragoness is riding your boloney pony. Tap that once for us.
ride her like a centaur?
well, she knows the truth as do I, and that's all that matters to us LOL
So do we, you dirty old man.
Wario, you dirty poo-stealer. Remember to pull out first.
Um, pulling out doing anal is a moot point LOL since you can't get a girl pregnant that way, but meh, not into anal so it doesn't matter...
ah ha! So you have tapped that ass. You fuck.
A hetero male who is NOT into anal with a female?
You faggot.
Sooo...Dragoness has a boyfriend from online that she's never seen in person and Wario has a girlfriend online that he's never seen in person and hasn't heard from in a few months...
Sounds like you guys have got perfect relationships to be cheating on. GET CRACKIN!
Stfu whore. Nobody asked for your words.
Cuntrag.
Careful slutty-chops...that was almost arousing coming from your dirty oral cavity.
So why am I a whore again?
Don't worry Lucid, if you were English I's let you blow me.
That fails mister!
You already said you'd let me blow you as long as I didn't look at you...quit fucking ruining my dreams.
So anxious to get that sentence out huh OJ? 'I's'...right next to 'd' huh?
And whore...whatya mean 'again'? You never stopped being one. (Choose your wording carefully around me).
MEH!
Sorry.
It's...
So why am I a whore, again?
Again as in please remind me.
And no using my last comment.
And WTF? Best part of a blowjob (well, ummm, aside from your dick being sucked) is when the female looks you in the eyes as she does it. Mmmhhhmmm.
I actually said you weren't allowed to talk to me, looking is fine
Unless of course it's Typical, you know with her slightly off centered eyes....
Unless your into that kind of thing.
I don't look at the keyboard when I type, nor do I generally check for mistakes before I post, Cruel.
No, okay. I won't use your LAST comment. Just pick anything you comment here outta a hat...it's guaranteed to stink of whorishness (and cheap pizza).
Meowwww! Yeah, I've told her about the eye thing. Well, I'm going to bed. Having a really shit 2009 so far if anyone wants to know - some more ammo to use on me if you like. Looks like I'm single again...so expect lots more antagonastic and bitter alcohol-induced posts.
:(
Damn it! Now who am I going to bother tonight!!?!?!?
Hi there.
HOLY SHIT! IT'S A SHARK!!!!!
That never stopped you before
Stopped me from what exactly?
Reminds me of that part in Billy Madison..."I don't want to annoy any other teachers Ms. Vaughn-I want to annoy YOU."
okay, just to get it over with:
"peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"
Another steel reserve after affect?
*wink/retch*
It is only truly 1 guy 1 bat if the thing splinters to bits inside his ass.
drums? find the video!
next time he'll try to put a jar in his ass n we all know what's gonna happen...
yulk
spulk
Calling Mr A-Rod, calling Mr A-Rod!!
That doesn't rhyme.
Small dick big bat
well hes not on steroids
You should be a detective.
Detect this: if you stare long enough...he becomes a very pale baboon (or whatever) from one of those Disney cartoons...and the legs become really long arms doing a 'fucked if I know' type gesture.
You stared at it?
No. You gotta sorta do a gaze into nothingness type thing.
Ja, ich sehen
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/JungleBook-gal-431.jpg
You're a cunt! I actually had to use one of your links for once...to make sure we were on the same page. Close! But, I was thinking more modern...Madagascar perhaps? Or Lion King? I don't fuckin know.
haha
If your ass is that stretched that you can shove a ball bat in it, how do you hold your shit in when you got to go really bad?
you dont
you just get used to the stench
and the ridicule
...that's what i've heard, anyway...
Duct tape?
^been there, done that