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OMFG BARF!
/PUKE
CAME!
If anyone is wondering, this is actually the original video documentation of the first case of AIDS in the United States... It was later on that some migrant workers at a recycling plant got cut by the bloody glass thus leading to a rampant spread of AIDS among minority.
WORST. Stfu and gimme some fucking sudoStyle brain fagMan.
what was up with the rough spots on his legs and ass like the thing was givin it to him real hard
i could be wrong but i thought it was some sort of std...or at least sorriasis
or scars from doing it before HAH
hahahahaha what a faggot retard hahahaha the jar broke hahahaha
+1 team blood!!!!1
+1 team skulk
stupid skulk shut the fuck up bitch
at least he can think up an avatar dickless
Do we have a team stupid tricks?
elpiss is a stupid trick.
elpiss's mother irish, get it straight
lame & lamer
^stupid trick
oh shit!! I hope he went to the hospital to make sure he got it all. he was bleeding alote.
you need to gtfo or change your damn avatar
I think he was trying to avoid telling the doctors that he shoved a jar up his ass and it exploded.
Aparently, he thought he was looser than that.
i think he was okay until he tried to sit down
let him die from internal ruptureing
What's the number for 911?
912
1-800-ABCDEFG
1-800-IHVE-AIDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i found it refreshing also, glad to see i'm not alone
the end is golden... "NOOOOO!"
he was very calm about it i guess this wasn't the first bottle he's broken
the very real realization came to him that he may have to "go public" by going to the hospital if he didn't deal with it very calmly :P
Yak knows because its yak himself... so Yak how long did it take before you shit out the rest of the glass?
Pretty sure it's not yak since the guy in the video is most likely still in the hospital on some serious antibiotics because his SHIT was leaking into his BODY CAVITY.
*Insert clown joke here* Honk Honk jackass
typical shut the fuck up ok?
Nah...I'm no good at that.
apparently youre not good at much.
Hey Onslaught, it's no wonder you made clown status, cuz you're so funny. ha ha ha ha, oh shit! there goes another rib, ha ha ha ha you're so funny, man. ha ha ha...
Honk Honk!
Yaaa think Yak?
Fuck you whunu. You smegheaded fuck nut.
I'm suprised he didn't scream bloody murder when it broke
who would figure that the kind of guy who would shove a jar up his ass would have a tight enough ass to break that jar
:: DRUMRAVES GRANDFARTHER ::
what's a grand'farther' and fuck you agentwhunu
:: I'm Original ::
Oh ya, fuck you drumrave...
and fuck you too steel
No, fuck YOU...
no xzekiel is right fuck you steel
now THAT is classic
i said what what, in the butt, i said what what, in the butt...
at my friends bday we were at a sushi bar and all my girlie friends did saki bombs and chanted "what what in the butt" i thought it was funny.
LOL I love butters.
^ Post more tits
Preferably with butter rubbed all over them.
ew i would rather rub astro glide. butter im not particularly into
Rub whatever you want on them. Just submit the picture.
astroglide is hands down the best lube
For sure. WET is horrible. try getting it off your fucken hands i dear you.
Dare* ..Fuck
bacon grease is best - bonus: dogs, cats, and fat chicks will follow you for hours
oh, hey! hi shanny!
Bacon grease does smell good. Hello.
ROFL. I couldn't stop laughin. Honly crap though, circumcision! Get one, Muthafucka!
blech, thought this was him peeing in the jar, Why God Why? X_X
Because Wario "god" gave us humans freedom to make our own choices....and some choose to break bottles....with their sphincter.
...despite the possibility of breakage.
This guy probably has an epic poker face.
oh yeah... this guy most definitely has a thousand yard stare i bet...
nah, just strait up went blind
a thousand shard sphincter i bet...
Yak knows that stare dont ya Yak?
Fuck you whunu, you limp wristed waste of blood and organs.
Judging by the nasty scars on his ass and thighs...this is probably something he does regularly. No idea why though.
now that's what i call a sticky situation
lol
nice
i'm missing the "loser" tag.
oh. and was that blood or shit coming out of his ass?
blood
bloody shit mixed with humiliation
*and glass
Was that "MOM!!!" he was screaming at the end?
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
There are some things you can't reach in and grab out, like splinters in your ass...
hahahahah this has to be the number one video in mucho history.
brilliant!
i pretty much agree
it has to be at least up there with some of the best
ticks all the boxes for sure, and then some
Most awesome thing I've seen in a long time. I wasn't expecting it, and that's rare these days.
Now THAT is a great video.
all i can say is .....oh shit...
.
yes....this does top most that i have seen on here. that dude was on a liquid diet for awhile.
yak - COULD you come up with a "top ten" list? :)
The Mucho Must list or something like that would be a good feature.
i cringed, i laughed, i cringed again
...and that's why we come here, randy....
#1 dont you meen #2 video...+blood?
the problem with a top ten list would be that its my personal top ten and may not represent what mucho users think are the top ten
true most ms users dont like gay porn
whammy
Trouble is, if you put up a top ten, all the idiots would be shouting "repost" at everything.
exactly dik, thats why we can't use your personal top ten.. that was kind of the point i was trying to make..
and fugs last year i posted a ton of old stuff again and every day it turned into "repost" until i banned everyone who said it.
i'll probably do it again this year for new years
I remember that, I didn't think it was as far back as last year? It was shocking how many people didn't realise the vids all had 2 mucho stamps...& the tag 'repost'.
I wish you would add a poll for us yak. There are many different types you could possible do, & a top ten vid &/or pics would be cool.
Thing is, yak, you said in advance that you were posting old stuff. If you do the same this new year and they still come out with the repost crap, ban 'em for longer and post a list of shame.
List of shame is a great idea, but some idiot noobs might try to achieve a spot on it. I honestly don't like the idea of calling repost on something if it's a video thats worthwhile watching. Some people might not have seen it, and if everyone magically has, it might be worth a second glance for nostalgia.
how about creating an "A-list" thingy that us stupid MS'ers could vote on?
butt anyway, yak/deja - you guys have seen it all...i think a lot of members would actually appreciate a "personal faves' list...
as long as it includes the jarass!
They did have a personal favourite list, it didn't work properly.
We've got ourselves a new meme, gentlemen.
This was one of the few vids I've seen on here that made me cover my mouth in shock.
yeah... it takes a special video for me to actually say out loud 'oh my...' like this one did... pure gold
I was speechless through the whole thing...I think I've finally seen a video on Mucho that disturbs me.
Yeah, this definitely was a mouth-cover video. My ass hurt just watching it, stupid sympathy pains.
if by sympathy pain you mean daddy
ive seen a lot of vids on here but i think this is the 1st thats disturbed me. his silence was the worst part.
this is like putting a grenade up your ass then finding out that the pin will come out if you stand up...wtf do you do...he knew when he stood up he was fucked!!
I am still covering my mouth as I read the comments
hell jamiee...i cant even watch again because of how bad of a situation he put himself in
Jaamiiee:C'mon now dont you meen covering your mouth as you picture eating the same?
you're an idiot
^ fact
i bet that blood smells like shit
my thought exactly
No shit shylock
skulk was waiting in the backround waiting to lick the bloody mess
(unshunned) change your fucking avatar (reshunned)
It would be cool if he had to take a huge shit right then and then he just shit out blood and shit
you know you fucked up when...
the jar brakes?
I don't think he got it all out.
and that kids... is why you don't shove glass jars up your ass...
WHO KNEW!
or whunu?
Ass Daddy yak says do as he says not AS HE DOES....Whunu it was yakkity Yak?
Who Knew?
Fuck you, whunu.
nice... whunu's english has gotten progressively worse....
Who knew? You knew whunu, so fuck you screwunu
is this a rap battle all of a sudden?
It's a Dr. Suess story- "Horton Hears a Whunu".
dik I told you we were going to do rap battles on my front porch on that obama gif
Yak I agree,as I consume I degress.For this I take upon myself the true shame I am due.
did he yell MOM at the end?
lol yeah in his girly scream lol
no shanny
just NO
you have no cred whatsoever on this site at the moment...
i'd rather fuck this dude in his bloody ass...than get another fake tit-shot from you
just my opinion
LOL a friend of mine sent my that just yesterday. I was like "Post it on much?...Nahhhh"
What's the point of sticking a jar up your ass anyway?
Holy fucking crap!
You mean holey.
you mean bloody
You mean "I'm markiemark and im a full faggot"
I mean this is your mother BlackTEE and this is how you were conceived.
6 day later fail.
its so mucho worthy u dont even can describe it
You can't not descriptivize neither.
best video ever
*sends link to people
I sent it to a couple people.
Same.
*opens email from dik with anticipation*
i told everyone i saw at work today...spreading the good word and all
judging by the scars round his anus i'd say he's done that a few times
^ was checking out the guy's scarred anus
cant really miss it can i ?
I couldn't finish watching this one.
Pussy.
fucking candy-ass cheerleader
tourist
if at first you don't succeed, try, try again
damn bubblegummers
Best party trick ever.
Now, how many here have tried this successfully?
1 including you.
Jarcore lol.
ta-daaa
...and now for my next trick...
This is the part jamie pulls a jotter out of her fud and sets it alight so the audience can smell the smoke, TA DAAA.
hehe jam jam.
okay dik...that comment was, somehow, the funniest thing about this hole post...ta-daa! *stands up, bows all around*
holy fuck :)
very very true
if you play Spider-Solitaire, and you actually win, it gives you this little "ta-daa" soundbite, along with atari-style "fireworks" and etc...
...jar-boy finally stands up, says
"Ta-Daa", then begins to re-assemble his rectal cavity...
i love this place :)
wonderful..thanks for your views for real..i appreciate your outlook and look forward to more of your take on things..again thanks
christ
just to give credit where credit is due i actually stole "ta-daaa"from claude a long time ago
All this gay innuendo is making my screen turn pink
^^now it makes sense, dik...
i luv you claude!
fucking ow!
...and I thought it was just another vid for team poo
how wrong you were dear jamie, how wrong you were
explain that one to the surgeon picking shards out of your ass
"I....erm...slipped and fell on a glass jar? Erm....honest?"
This was your vid?
Wow!
My parents are so proud
if you're going to shit like this then at least be honest about it
^going to do
*tears of joy
no problem. he does this everytime i want to fuck him, he doesn't like butter in his ass so he uses his blood. for me its not a problem, cause when im done with him there is blod everywhere everytime.
ok
right ya ok
but he put butter in his ass before the jar
Just proves, some should not be allowed to breed.
why don't you just say boom headshot you font sucking inbred cockeater
That was very harsh of you dik, that was very insightful for a font sucking inbred cockeater.
It was unblindless.
WOW
pretty gay avatar there assballs
"assballs"?
assballs.
fucking lold at the end. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
well goody fucking two shoes you caps sucking fist fuck
i guess you really are a marine sgt. girlyfag
hahaha..drop and give me ten...
haha whoops wrong thread..look up^^^
fuck both of you anyway...dicks
haha...diks been drinking maybe
stay out of this!!!..i will fight any of you!!
*pukes
*bitch slaps dik*
*puts dik to bed*
*getting sharpie to draw funny things on diks face while he is passed out*
*role plays*
Dik:You are a skinny pussy with a ugly skank....you are talking about fighting?If this was the end of the world erkle would wip ypur skinny-ass.Then fuck your ugly-ass woman...if he had the stomache.
You are so small I would make you a dildo for my mare...
are you trying to upset me sissy? you're going to have to try harder..i bet, on the other hand i could upset you pretty easily...what do you think ?
Probably not.
stay out of this chinaski!
As Ole Hank said DICK,you could and would not upset me as you think..(I love ole hank) but he could not best me in the long run..and he knows you could not(compared to you Ole Hank stomps you by far.And he knows I have un-limited pations.If Ole Hank says no mabey you better listen.
My spellimg was attrociuos..I appologize,but not for my counter to Dick-head...I mean Dik...Hank would blow you away at any time.
Shut the fuck up, you cretin.
And BAM! Instant Jam from an empty jar!
lol
Well... erm... like... wow, man!
It's pretty fucking awesome isn't it
whats your next party trick ?
Decapitating yorkies
Oh oh, its geekyChav.
Oh oh, it's Begbie wannabe
ok, that was unexpected, he has gross veins on his legs, makes this whole thingh nast
There's a fully grown hairy man siittng in front of a camera nude shoving a jar up his arse, it breaks and he bleeds all over his floor and the veins on his legs make it nasty for you? Go wank somewhere else whoppah.
I have watched a thousand vids on mucho and never been physically ill until now. That poor bastard is....well that's one poor bastard right there.
I second that.
Agreed
holy fuck! what a tragic trick...
wow thats fucked
The jar or his arse?
what....no "goatse" comments yet???
i was thinking the same thing
yet neither of you made one
This makes my ass hurt just watching it.
Take your finger out. that's probably the problem. If it persists, your fingers been up there far too long.
But I like to have my fingers nice and flavorfull for you when I pull them out.
my anus is bleeding!
my comment count is on 4501 and ive been here for more time than chinaski, hes up to 21000 or more? what a yappi bitch
4,501 comments and only 3 or 4 have been worth reading.
That many?
hanks percentage aint much better
Mine is much higher.
Yours is zero.
i dispute that as i have had some rather funny comments in the past
the 21000 comments shit screams out your adhd hanky... nice try avoiding answering it both times ive asked you if you have it
Hahaha.
How do I find out my comment total?
*comment count, whatever...you know what I is meaning!
Mine was about nine thousand and something, which can only mean that I talk a lot of shit.
I don't believe in adhd. Some people just get bored easily.
I was diagnosed with ADD as a child. I was a pain back in the day.
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna go bike riding?
They said I had ADD too.
Looks like hes done that more than once looking at the state of his arse and legs!
That's just lube, i'm going with it's his first time.
Good night to all who diserve it,until next time ...who knew??
fuck you whunu
I found an animated gif of this that I submitted to be played over and over and over
Dik:No...fuck you I say good night to you,Lick my nasty shit filled ass dik.
Sorry...One-up.
i am at a loss for words, whunu
even hank might find a tough one...
*this
no - it sounded better the 1st time
This video is 4 days old. I dont think he will see it no matter where it is.
but this is whunu were talking about
Shouldn't have sat down with that jar in his ass.
Yes, he should have.
hank i assume your some old fat fuck that never gets pussy cause your a fucking mongoloid, shut up already you tranny fucking fuck face. fuck you and die slo, by the way your retarded mom is pretty hot i fucked her in the skull last night.
speaking of giving credit - thanks, d4w!...
Any chance given.
wow thats one tight ass hole, braking a glass jar n junk, funny how he needs stiches up the butt hole and the crap is probably gonna get him infected, thats what you get for bein queer, like 94% of the muchfago's viewers, man you guys piss me off a lot fuck all of you suck my hairy balls.
You could just slide it in & out with ease, huh?
Yea you could help him, Oranje.
*Doesn't recognise the name HarryTipper*
*Checks his 'home' for comments*
*Comes to the conclusion HarryTipper is a moron*
*Moves on...*
*oranje moves on to help smoke with his lubed glass jar.*
noobs should have to watch this video and write an essay about it to get a membership here
Sounds like a good idea. Are you going to read and judge all the essays?
you 2 would never be more than mere hallway monitors
possibly.. but it would be a cool hallway
suck it dik you little punk bitch.
I would give you detention everyday just for being stupid.
and unnecessarily angry
Dik: You are a noob compared to me(Check my membership).So write an essay to me and I will decide if you need to stay or not!!HANK your now the MAN.
It took your lame ass a fucking week to come up with that?
Fuck you, whunu. You're as fucking retarded today as you were two weeks ago.
Yeah, check your membership, 294 comments against dik's 20996. Fuck off you non yappy fucker.
i think exojizz is his alternative nick
niggers and jews piss me off. I hope hes jewish.
FaGs.
i would tap that ass hard right when the glass broke. I really hope this guy dies and on his death certificate it says death by anal insertion.
- FUCK PAKIS, they smell like curi and have a fucked up relgion, if your a shit smear paki stink, go fuck your self you piece of smelly towel shit face.
well you are a real bucket of happy aren't you? what's wrong? you soud upset? tell uncle dik
just kidding go fuck yourself..your mother is a poo-whore... fact
aaaahahaha ..fuck you
just kidding
(i'm not kidding)
omfg dik you responded like 2 mins after i wrote that, is this all you do? fuckin stare at muchosucko all day and leave gay comments to strangers? common bro get a life jesus christ..
thats what most of us do , Mucho is all we live for so stfu
ya that's pretty much how my day goes
Yeah, when I'm not working or out I'll generally be dicking about on here. TV is utter shit 80-90% of the time.
I Mucho while I watch tv.
so do i..john malcovich is hosting snl...this better be good
I was watching Cheaters but I just switched to SNL.
So far I'm unimpressed.
thats what she said
You shouldn't let her talk to you like that.
I say what I want
jamiee ohh jamiee you are such the freeking dumb slut-bag.You feel a little power on this site, however you are substituting being white trash for thinking you and your hubby are speacial because of an itty bitty site on the WORLDS INTERNET
yea HankChinaski and dik are total faggit loosers that talk to much. they enjoy toungeing my hot ass and taking anal rammings and chuging my direraha and vomit while i fuck there dead grandmas rotten crusty asshole while pooing on there moms nostrils. these guys define total bitches, nothing these fuckernaut trolls say matter, cause there total dooche bag fuck heads. - FACTOID.
^ proof that kids aren't getting enough homework these days
^Proof you like giant black cocks in your ass.
you sure are an angry fellow
fuck you...that is all real. you dont realize that this video made me very happy. ive been happy at work, at home....
POW! Right in the kisser
This is legend!!! best mucho vid ever.
So fake.... fake blood
i disagree...he succeeded in every way
So he basically cuts himself bad in the anus and then doesnt bleed a single drop of blood when he stands up for 10 seconds? Right..
yeah.. obviously fake.
I'm sure it was just candy glass and ketchup. Everything is going to be ok, I'm not scarred for life.
Good-night to all who deserve it...see you on the flip side.
I didn't even bother click on the thumbnail for this to read the comments. I thought it was just another queer who liked putting things up his pooper.
I was so close to missing out here...
Not that I like to put glass up my bum but, I would have been so pissed if I was him. My thighs burn like hell when I squat down like that for too long.
I did the same, I ignored it because of the thumbnail, wasn't particularly interested in watching a video of a man inserting a jar in his arse... but i noticed it had like 200 comments, and thank god I clicked the link, this was fucking hilarious!
Yup, the title should have been 'Not just a gay with a jar, a must watch'.
I personally believe that the people who first watched this without knowing what to expect like we did must be gay!
Why the fuck didn't that guy destroy all evidence of this horrible event. Of course if he had we wouldn't be able to revel in his hillarious misfortune. But I guess it's hard to rationalize the actions of someone like that.
EPIC FAIL!
HAHA! Thats so fucking nasty!
ill do that for a crack hoot
oh my goodness