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1 Half Ton

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1 Half Ton

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Comments to 1 Half Ton

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2007-03-22T04:33:17Z says:

    The Catepillar Man...Did he turn into a cocoon and an angel flew out to the heavenly skys..

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T06:31:58Z says:

      No, but I heard he once farted and Richard Gere flew out.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-03-22T15:21:54Z says:

      No, he died in the end, and his family was glad of it.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-03-22T04:37:25Z says:

    "It's Patrick! He took out life insurance!"

  • RalphMachio
    RalphMachio 2007-03-22T04:55:23Z says:

    Im glad they televised his transport to SeaWorld...when does he start performing??

    P.S. Its cool that they got Nick Nolte to give us updates on his health in this clip

    • bichofelix
      bichofelix 2007-03-22T05:16:54Z says:

      Yeah..he'll make a nice couple with that elephant seal we saw posted a while back,holding that bucket and shit...

  • CSSVertigo
    CSSVertigo 2007-03-22T05:20:03Z says:

    has anybody called guinness yet?

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T06:33:05Z says:

      Brilliant!

  • Reeeenaro
    Reeeenaro 2007-03-22T05:50:34Z says:

    Imagine how many poor families in third world countries could have had dinner if this guy just wasn't such a fat fuck.

    • Reeeenaro
      Reeeenaro 2007-03-22T05:51:34Z says:

      Imagine how many poor families in third world countries can STILL have dinner since this guy is such a fat fuck...

    • Reeeenaro
      Reeeenaro 2007-03-22T05:53:42Z says:

      Wait that doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm gonna go beat the meat.

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T06:43:08Z says:

      While you were jerkin your gerkin, I crunched some numbers:

      1 8oz steak = 500 calories.
      16 oz per pound.
      1 lb. = 2 meals.
      4 people per family.
      1 family fed per 2 lbs.

      Let's just say he weighed 800 lbs(even though the doctor thought he was more). He could feed 400 3rd world families; he could feed a single family for over a year (if served as dinner every night).
      There, did I make sense for ya?

    • Sh!t_head
      Sh!t_head 2007-03-22T07:28:35Z says:

      Your numbers would be accurate if that 800 lbs. was all fat and tissue. But as the video said, most of his weight was fluid. I think I would rather take my chances drinking water in Mexico than drink whatever came out of that guy.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-22T08:14:48Z says:

      Except they said that 14 stone was fluid, which works out to be about 200 lbs. Assume 70-100 lbs of bone and other inedible bits, leaving 500 lbs lunch.

  • fooliam
    fooliam 2007-03-22T06:43:34Z says:

    somebody just fucking kill him. he deserves it.

    • Spallina
      Spallina 2007-03-22T06:57:16Z says:

      Aww c'mon now, don't be so brash. Let him choke to death on his own fat like God intended.

    • Sh!t_head
      Sh!t_head 2007-03-22T07:29:26Z says:

      Actually, he would have drowned before choking.

    • UK-commenter
      UK-commenter 2007-03-22T09:33:51Z says:

      get him more chicken!

  • MMA
    MMA 2007-03-22T06:48:44Z says:

    "There's good news and bad news. The good news is you can surf the internet. The bad news is you can't jack off to porn".

    • Sh!t_head
      Sh!t_head 2007-03-22T07:29:56Z says:

      "Fuck that, just let me die."

  • SlapDash
    SlapDash 2007-03-22T09:47:46Z says:

    that big fat fucking cunt, look at all those reasources wasted on that fucker just 'cos he couldn't put down the chicken

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-03-22T15:31:58Z says:

      He's just living the American dream

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-22T17:46:24Z says:

      i love the idea of "the american dream" it's loosly based on the roman dream. but so much nurses time was wasted on that lardass. i defy a person to disagree

    • fuz
      fuz 2007-03-23T05:58:59Z says:

      No the Romans ate an made themselves sick so they could eat more, the American Dream is just take and consume as much as possible. I think its one of the 7 deadly sins, GREED! Same thing sort of

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-23T19:34:22Z says:

      lmao. sort of

  • macaroo
    macaroo 2007-03-22T12:35:55Z says:

    200 lbs of fluids; they should have fed him hand fulls of dietetics and watched him piss his weight away.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-03-22T18:33:04Z says:

      Doesn't exactly work like that, if the fluid is trapped in the interstitium.

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-23T19:35:56Z says:

      please tell me that's his tit?

  • burningsensation
    burningsensation 2007-03-22T13:39:59Z says:

    Who else besides me wants to see this guy get lowered into a giant press to see how much oil we could squeeze out of him

  • KoolKidsKlub
    KoolKidsKlub 2007-03-22T14:42:31Z says:

    Kill it.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-03-22T19:29:26Z says:

    NO MAN CAN HURT THE BLOB!

    • KoolKidsKlub
      KoolKidsKlub 2007-03-22T20:02:12Z says:

      sure you can, remember, they used fire extinguishers.

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2007-03-22T20:50:11Z says:

    Haahahaha! He looked like a big pink turtle, the the big daddy of the mutant ninjas.

  • youpeka
    youpeka 2007-03-22T21:20:19Z says:

    HOPE IT'S FAK!
    Fucking fat ass, just stop eating or take a trip to somalia! At least those negros have efficient ways to learn you dietetics

  • cwall
    cwall 2007-03-22T21:37:32Z says:

    he lost 600 lbs?! wtf, go Patrick, your the man now dog (couldnt resist)

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-03-22T22:00:13Z says:

    Didn't I see a video of this guy getting fucked by a black dude, two days ago?

  • jihadjew
    jihadjew 2007-03-22T23:37:07Z says:

    Fuckin Canadians

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2007-03-22T23:54:26Z says:

    lol he's out of breath surfing the internet... did you guys know they actually have nursing homes for the morbidly obese? you couldnt pay me enough to take care of those fat fucks... no way in hell. he is losing weight though... seriously, good for him. it made me feel a little less disgusted seeing that at the end.

    • Hogmaster
      Hogmaster 2007-03-23T01:57:09Z says:

      does this mean you dont luv me no more?

    • Goatse
      Goatse 2007-03-23T03:49:00Z says:

      What's the going rate to "take care of" us regular fucks?

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-23T19:36:50Z says:

      MW goat

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-03-23T02:03:43Z says:

    HAHA! Did anyone else think this was a baby being born?

  • cee
    cee 2007-03-23T12:31:15Z says:

    how the fuck can someone get to this point? when your door frame starts getting narrow should be a nice enough sign...

    • SlapDash
      SlapDash 2007-03-23T19:38:37Z says:

      i agree, in my time i have seen 5 or 6 of these "people" and the first question that jumps to mind is "how can they let it get this far?"

  • aquanut
    aquanut 2007-03-23T17:04:18Z says:

    At first glance, I thought his puny head was sticking out of his ass, then I realized he was just a fat fuck who's head SHOULD be sticking out of his ass.

Mustang51PNA
posted March 22, 2007