While you were jerkin your gerkin, I crunched some numbers:
1 8oz steak = 500 calories.
16 oz per pound.
1 lb. = 2 meals.
4 people per family.
1 family fed per 2 lbs.
Let's just say he weighed 800 lbs(even though the doctor thought he was more). He could feed 400 3rd world families; he could feed a single family for over a year (if served as dinner every night).
There, did I make sense for ya?
Your numbers would be accurate if that 800 lbs. was all fat and tissue. But as the video said, most of his weight was fluid. I think I would rather take my chances drinking water in Mexico than drink whatever came out of that guy.
Except they said that 14 stone was fluid, which works out to be about 200 lbs. Assume 70-100 lbs of bone and other inedible bits, leaving 500 lbs lunch.
i love the idea of "the american dream" it's loosly based on the roman dream. but so much nurses time was wasted on that lardass. i defy a person to disagree
No the Romans ate an made themselves sick so they could eat more, the American Dream is just take and consume as much as possible. I think its one of the 7 deadly sins, GREED! Same thing sort of
lol he's out of breath surfing the internet... did you guys know they actually have nursing homes for the morbidly obese? you couldnt pay me enough to take care of those fat fucks... no way in hell. he is losing weight though... seriously, good for him. it made me feel a little less disgusted seeing that at the end.
At first glance, I thought his puny head was sticking out of his ass, then I realized he was just a fat fuck who's head SHOULD be sticking out of his ass.
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The Catepillar Man...Did he turn into a cocoon and an angel flew out to the heavenly skys..
No, but I heard he once farted and Richard Gere flew out.
No, he died in the end, and his family was glad of it.
"It's Patrick! He took out life insurance!"
Im glad they televised his transport to SeaWorld...when does he start performing??
P.S. Its cool that they got Nick Nolte to give us updates on his health in this clip
Yeah..he'll make a nice couple with that elephant seal we saw posted a while back,holding that bucket and shit...
has anybody called guinness yet?
Brilliant!
Imagine how many poor families in third world countries could have had dinner if this guy just wasn't such a fat fuck.
Imagine how many poor families in third world countries can STILL have dinner since this guy is such a fat fuck...
Wait that doesn't make any fucking sense. I'm gonna go beat the meat.
While you were jerkin your gerkin, I crunched some numbers:
1 8oz steak = 500 calories.
16 oz per pound.
1 lb. = 2 meals.
4 people per family.
1 family fed per 2 lbs.
Let's just say he weighed 800 lbs(even though the doctor thought he was more). He could feed 400 3rd world families; he could feed a single family for over a year (if served as dinner every night).
There, did I make sense for ya?
Your numbers would be accurate if that 800 lbs. was all fat and tissue. But as the video said, most of his weight was fluid. I think I would rather take my chances drinking water in Mexico than drink whatever came out of that guy.
Except they said that 14 stone was fluid, which works out to be about 200 lbs. Assume 70-100 lbs of bone and other inedible bits, leaving 500 lbs lunch.
somebody just fucking kill him. he deserves it.
Aww c'mon now, don't be so brash. Let him choke to death on his own fat like God intended.
Actually, he would have drowned before choking.
get him more chicken!
"There's good news and bad news. The good news is you can surf the internet. The bad news is you can't jack off to porn".
"Fuck that, just let me die."
that big fat fucking cunt, look at all those reasources wasted on that fucker just 'cos he couldn't put down the chicken
He's just living the American dream
i love the idea of "the american dream" it's loosly based on the roman dream. but so much nurses time was wasted on that lardass. i defy a person to disagree
No the Romans ate an made themselves sick so they could eat more, the American Dream is just take and consume as much as possible. I think its one of the 7 deadly sins, GREED! Same thing sort of
lmao. sort of
200 lbs of fluids; they should have fed him hand fulls of dietetics and watched him piss his weight away.
Doesn't exactly work like that, if the fluid is trapped in the interstitium.
please tell me that's his tit?
Who else besides me wants to see this guy get lowered into a giant press to see how much oil we could squeeze out of him
Kill it.
NO MAN CAN HURT THE BLOB!
sure you can, remember, they used fire extinguishers.
Haahahaha! He looked like a big pink turtle, the the big daddy of the mutant ninjas.
HOPE IT'S FAK!
Fucking fat ass, just stop eating or take a trip to somalia! At least those negros have efficient ways to learn you dietetics
he lost 600 lbs?! wtf, go Patrick, your the man now dog (couldnt resist)
Didn't I see a video of this guy getting fucked by a black dude, two days ago?
Fuckin Canadians
lol he's out of breath surfing the internet... did you guys know they actually have nursing homes for the morbidly obese? you couldnt pay me enough to take care of those fat fucks... no way in hell. he is losing weight though... seriously, good for him. it made me feel a little less disgusted seeing that at the end.
does this mean you dont luv me no more?
What's the going rate to "take care of" us regular fucks?
MW goat
HAHA! Did anyone else think this was a baby being born?
how the fuck can someone get to this point? when your door frame starts getting narrow should be a nice enough sign...
i agree, in my time i have seen 5 or 6 of these "people" and the first question that jumps to mind is "how can they let it get this far?"
At first glance, I thought his puny head was sticking out of his ass, then I realized he was just a fat fuck who's head SHOULD be sticking out of his ass.