200 kidneys

gerardocs2 2008-03-28T04:06:22Z says:

im not sure but i think they didnt mention where the kidneys came from..
does it realy matter??

smerf 2008-03-28T05:00:15Z says:
They say human.

hatechaguts 2008-03-28T04:35:38Z says:

I don't know about you, but i think this is bullsh*t.
If even 1 of those kidneys was infected with aids, the rest will no doubt be as well.
And as gerardocs2 says, where did they come from?
Now to be positive, it would be freakin awesome if we found out they were all cloned in a basement cloning lab, since we all have one of those. You should see my man-bear-pig.

smerf 2008-03-28T05:00:46Z says:
...damn,you're a fucking idiot.
-Morph- 2008-03-28T05:39:55Z says:
hahaha yeah smerf.
r3db4r0n 2008-03-28T06:21:26Z says:
"Alright, three people are dead after a grenade eating contest goes awry"
Kamikaze514 2008-03-28T11:24:53Z says:
these fake news people are funny
ClaudeBallz 2008-03-28T22:20:44Z says:
*Tears the living fuck out of hatechaguts with razor-sharp claws*
Triscope 2008-03-29T01:35:20Z says:
ahahah Man-bear-pig is REAL I'm serial guys!
xdrinker 2008-03-29T02:56:05Z says:
Special-K or Froot Loops?
xdrinker 2008-03-29T02:57:03Z says:
Where can I get my own man-bear-pig?
hatechaguts 2008-03-29T04:48:45Z says:
Ouch, smerf you hurt my feelings. And after i let you do that thing to me.
it COULD have been real. all you need is a physcho ex surgeon or 2, a bunch of unwilling victems, and an apartment in Tijuana.
But because smerf hurt my feelings so bad, i'm going to dye my hair black, style it so it covers my eye, hate life, act like a little bitch, and whine about shit that doesn't concern me and other stupid emo shit.
yup just me and man-bear-elephant-pig. Don't ask, he needed a bigger penis.
WoWbreak 2008-03-29T05:23:04Z says:
*hands hate a razor*

babyboy06 2008-03-28T04:39:28Z says:

wtf? am i the only one who is outraged by this,so there are prolly 200 dead hobos somewhere but no one cares about them and that note looked more like some form of death threat, and i lol'ed when i saw him throwing the big bag of kidneys<shouldn't u be gentle with human organs

rapeyourface1 2008-03-28T06:11:37Z says:
youre not allowed to be outraged...this is mucho. Also "200 dead hobos" would be a great title to a death metal song....thanks.
ClaudeBallz 2008-03-28T22:21:33Z says:
It would also be a boon to society, and a lot less piss on the sidewalks.

hellonurse 2008-03-28T04:43:25Z says:

I hope you three above me are kidding and read the tag at the top that says "parody"... you know.. as in making fun of something...

Kodega 2008-03-28T04:48:17Z says:
You would think that, + onion news network, + end where 3 are dead after grenade eating contest gone awry would make it obvious.
babyboy06 2008-03-28T05:20:59Z says:
sadly i didn't hear any of those, only the screams for help while i shoved it in your mommy's ass and made ur father sit and watch in the corner(he started crying on his own)
hellonurse 2008-03-28T05:42:40Z says:
at least you admit your a Mother fucker babyboy...
babyboy06 2008-03-28T06:07:06Z says:
i take pride in my mother-fuckerness
Kamikaze514 2008-03-28T11:25:50Z says:
you should take pride in shutting the fuck up.
babyboy06 2008-03-29T05:58:35Z says:
goooooooooodddddd wunnnnnnn, thats the great thing about the net i'm not really talking so "shutting the fuck up" as u put it would be impossible considering my lips weren't moving in the first place u fucktard, an sides if you're life is ridiculously boring u gotta tell a complete stranger to shut up, u need to reconsider where ur at thats sumthing a kid with down syndrome who's mad at the world would do
babyboy06 2008-03-29T06:01:07Z says:
.............. is so ridiculously boring**......... o sorry to all mucho-ers with down syndrome, i kno putting this fuck-knuckles in the same category as you is an insult
Kamikaze514 2008-03-29T09:24:29Z says:
Thanks for pointing out that I have down syndrome and that I am "Fuck-knuckles". You can still shut the fuck up.
babyboy06 2008-03-30T21:47:40Z says:
i think the correct grammer is, that i am A fuck-knuckles, and i'm still not talking ...............fuck-knuckles

Wario7793 2008-03-28T05:01:41Z says:

mmmm, kidneys...

smerf 2008-03-28T05:02:12Z says:

You know, normally I find the onion's clips to be way too long, drawn out and not that funny, reminiscent of SNL or MadTV when they go on too long. This was nice, short and humorous.

babyboy06 2008-03-28T05:16:18Z says:
meh coulda been betta, i woulda been able to fit atleast 3 dead hooker jokes in that skit
Mako 2008-03-28T09:02:45Z says:
But no one would've laughed at that.

BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-28T07:29:06Z says:

i wanna harvest human organs when i grow up...

Plantshit 2008-03-28T08:09:46Z says:

200 kidneys and a baseball hat.

Mako 2008-03-31T04:41:25Z says:
You should start with peanutbutterjelly & a baseball bat.

ladypele 2008-03-28T08:50:33Z says:

Was that brains you say you need? Comin' right up!!

Kamikaze514 2008-03-28T11:26:27Z says:
lol you won't find any here on this website.
ladypele 2008-03-29T03:10:22Z says:
meh, no worries, I have my sources.