however the guy can still live a productive sexual life and pleas the woman of his dreams IF he understands that with a tiny dick you better be beyond amazing eating pussy thus balancing it all out.
im a good size so i dont have to but i make sure i eats coochie like a man posessed so theres no flaw in my game other than the occasional chubby chasing incident...
Everytime you see anyone (man or woman) with a cock in their hand, you fly into a jealous rage. Too bad you can't through poo over the internet. Hard to express yourself, isn't it?
Comments to 3 inches = 2 fingers
Maybe he's just big handed.
what a sweet thought...
OMG how can a grown man have a bady dick? Or a better question is who is the guy jacking him off?
Body Builders.
That's not a penis, it's a lil 'shroom. sir_puffalottabud wants to put it in his mouth.
Right, 'cause you only put big "shrooms" in your mouth.
Hey, noob... Don't defend sir-puffalottacock because he'll throw you under the bus as well
what the fuck fatsypatsy? when i threw you under the bus did it hurt?...good cause your whining about it ya goof!
Just tryin to get a rise out of ya. Took ya long enuff :P
yet another self-made porn post from MS users.
Awwwwwwwwwww.
Doesn't it make you want to scratch its chin and pet its ears.....
Pinch its cheeks!!
hes beatin it like a redheaded stepchild
I don't think you'd be saying that if he was our boyfriend. Atleast not accoarding to Hank lol.
I do say Johnson, that is a girl beating him off, not a man.
Hm.... yes. Quite.
^^^ Hey
hahahahahaha awesome ^
Hung like a squirrel
dude's packin
his balls look HUGE!
It's all in the prespective.
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIGA BUGA BIGA BIGA BIG BAG
I am GIGANTIC!
Instantly feeling better about myself as well.
Thank god I can get 1 and a half hands around mine...wishin for more girth tho...
We are giants among men (like this).
...
thats all...
Thank god I can wrap a fucking tarp around mine and use it as a condom...wishin for more girth tho...
^Good one. I was waiting for the first thinly veiled "Yup, my cocks huge (sniff)" reference.
What's this about sniffin' cock?
who wants to see tiny get beat off by some man hands?
Where is 1rish?
Its actually a man mastubrating him
ew ew ew me! hahaha
It's a woman. I found this at Nikkiee's handjob site.
http://www.nikkieehandjobs.com/stub.html
its a womans penis?
no, dingbat, it's a woman (with man's hands, I guess) jacking off a guy. but, well, I guess you could think of it as a giant clit...
Wario... I respected you...
Why where you viewing stub porn?
Wait... why wm I?!
I don't get off on this, I saw it and thought "This is muchoworthy", that's all...
i can proudly say im bigger than this guy
you're proud of a half-inch difference?
Dredg, you been peeking in the mens room? Thats pretty queer.
'peeking' is putting it lightly.
It's hard not to when they're all so small and pathetic looking.
Well I guess, whatever turns you on, Dredg.
Jesus and people call me queer. What a faggot ^
Dredg is one of the most fuckin awesome bands EVER!!!
zzzzzzzzz
that's what she said.
If he pulled back the fat...hed be..a little bigger...
You sound very experienced in this fat pulling cock enlargement.
Hey...it's cheaper than lipo!
That's some fucked up shit right there.
see.. now this is just sad.
however the guy can still live a productive sexual life and pleas the woman of his dreams IF he understands that with a tiny dick you better be beyond amazing eating pussy thus balancing it all out.
im a good size so i dont have to but i make sure i eats coochie like a man posessed so theres no flaw in my game other than the occasional chubby chasing incident...
Chasing guy's with a chubby is a pretty big flaw though.
chubby chasin is not a flaw morph
If he had a daughter, would her kids have smalls dicks too (regardless of her husband)?...which side of the family does your dick come from?
it's definitely a matter of genetics. Hopefully, this is a recessive gene.
You know, I really don't want to know what side of the family my penis size came from.
Its IFish2Fish and his boyfriend.
Everytime you see anyone (man or woman) with a cock in their hand, you fly into a jealous rage. Too bad you can't through poo over the internet. Hard to express yourself, isn't it?
How poetic you must have studied philosophy......
Right 'cause poetry and philosophy are related. Every comment you make just illustrates how stupid you are.
Every comment you make illustrates your inability to use the word "throw" instead of "through."
Hahahaha. Every comment? You lose.
"Right 'cause poetry and philosophy are related"
Poetry is philosophical you dumb fuck. You don't deserve to be replyed to.
quarter inch killer Muwahahahah. loser.
Last!
MUUUHAHAHAHAHA
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Fail.
It goes perfectly with what I was talking about the other day...you only need 3 inches