cactus

Comments to cactus

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  Asphalt 2008-03-25T04:30:02Z says:

  *shrug* Maybe Im way outta line here, but perhaps cacti weren't meant for porn? eh? eh?

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    1rish1 2008-03-25T04:45:07Z says:

    perhaps not
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    BlackBastard 2008-03-26T03:04:27Z says:

    yea your way outta line you stupid slag!!
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  Subliminal 2008-03-25T04:48:04Z says:

  "Fucking catus got me fucking dick you stupid slag!!"

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    firebolt 2008-03-25T05:00:08Z says:

    lol,now ashamed to know english lol,j/k anything but english is savage talk
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  Wario7793 2008-03-25T05:12:28Z says:

  Now he knows what it feels like to be screwed by a prick.

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    Queefsniffer 2008-03-25T06:16:31Z says:

    think of the irony..
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    Mako 2008-03-25T09:10:03Z says:

    At least he didn't get pricked by a screw.
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  bugsglO 2008-03-25T05:39:48Z says:

  OK.... why was that thing anywhere near the bed in the first place?!?!?

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    bugsglO 2008-03-25T05:40:35Z says:

    ... and the cactus had no business there either!
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    whos-your-buddy 2008-03-25T06:08:17Z says:

    that is the question of the day. the practical use of a cacti in porn is slim to none...I bet when he pees next it comes out more than one hole. HA
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    bugsglO 2008-03-25T06:22:07Z says:

    shit man... imagine the money shot!!!
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  -Morph- 2008-03-25T06:57:51Z says:

  hahahaha what did he think would be the result?!?!
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  smerf 2008-03-25T07:12:48Z says:

  That may be one of the funniest things I have ever seen on this site.

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    fries-please 2008-03-25T12:17:37Z says:

    come here often then ? i dont see how it even got posted
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    Terrapin 2008-03-25T14:38:00Z says:

    it got posted because its funny enough to watch more then once.
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    HughJanus69 2008-03-26T01:26:41Z says:

    Scarcely. You can't even see anything because the camera work is so fucking poor.
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  fries-please 2008-03-25T12:18:27Z says:

  fucking cockneys

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-03-26T00:14:45Z says:

    Yeah fucking soft Londoners, up north we'd use that as a scrote scratcher.
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    HughJanus69 2008-03-26T01:27:20Z says:

    You'd put it in your ass too I bet you fucking lime-suckin sonofabitch.
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    MrFugsmucker 2008-03-26T01:37:50Z says:

    Old English remedy for constipation.
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    sasquatch 2008-03-26T02:34:55Z says:

    i came riding into town on a grizzly bear, using barb wire for a bridle,and a rattlesnake for a quirt. i had my porcupine chaps turned inside out and was wearing the branch or a cactus as a neckerchief. when they asked me what the fuck i was doing in town all i could do was bow my head and say "THEY RAN ALL US WIMPS OUT OF THE HILLS"
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    sasquatch 2008-03-26T02:36:26Z says:

    *of*
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  KaKaFiYaBaLL 2008-03-25T18:32:55Z says:

  Why the fuck is it there in the first place?

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    fries-please 2008-03-25T19:28:01Z says:

    precisely
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  RIDDIK 2008-03-25T20:20:02Z says:

  I woulda fucked her with the cactus to get revenge. That would be an interesting post actually. Would probably rank up there with the electrostatic bitch that kept cryin
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  Warborn87 2008-03-25T23:31:29Z says:

  Haha that was fuckin' funny. That dude sounded like he was crying.

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    sasquatch 2008-03-26T02:41:18Z says:

    hey man you would be too, those cactus thorns have some wicked stinging shit that they secrete,his cock probably doubled in size but was too sore to make a movie with
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    -Morph- 2008-03-26T03:43:59Z says:

    ive been hit with a few cacti needles before and i never swelled or anything.