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4ft Car

Another comedy sketch from the genius mind of Chris Moris (and co.) BTW The video is deliberately cut up into long frames.

4ft Car

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Comments to 4ft Car

  • zxcv
    zxcv 2007-10-21T04:19:01Z says:

    Fi.. Fi... Firr... No I can't do it.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2007-10-21T04:52:36Z says:

      Prepare to be half-banned

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T04:53:57Z says:

      Half? Hows that?

    • inTOXIKated
      inTOXIKated 2007-10-21T05:36:18Z says:

      where we take ur man hood and make u the bitch of the site

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T05:53:58Z says:

      i thought that was done a long time ago...

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T06:07:46Z says:

      inTOXIKated
      Joined: 07/10/2007 at 18:27
      kagemaru026
      Joined: 09/20/2006 at 15:46

      Shut up newbs!

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T06:14:00Z says:

      you're still a douche man

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T06:23:58Z says:

      dik
      Joined: 01/18/2007 at 13:26
      Your'e still a newb. Even more than Fagymanjuice.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:46:27Z says:

      me
      not a fag
      dik
      not a fag
      TOX
      not a fag
      zx,nvmnfljfkjkrwioufv
      fag

      go home now.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T08:01:46Z says:

      fuck you zxct i don't fuckin give a fuckin shit how long you've been anywhere. you're a fucking imbecile
      you are stupid

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T08:16:40Z says:

      Spoken like a true Dik...

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:25:04Z says:

      On that note, I'll take this opportunity to zxcv a noob.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T12:37:15Z says:

      seriously. just because you joined a month ago doesn't make you a noob, if you make decent comments and post worthwhile shit. being a half-witted shitstain and making comments that make plantshit sound smart, that makes you a noob no matter how long you've been here.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:03:12Z says:

      I joined before you dik, you noob.

      Oh wait, by saying that, I'm the noob.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:03:28Z says:

      ^ Pwnd

    • tr_willk
      tr_willk 2007-10-21T18:48:31Z says:

      you're still a fag, zxcv

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T20:16:06Z says:

      I feel like a Native American here. Im being pushed of my land by a bunch of whiny newbs, who constaintly bitch about everything, and a year from now won't even be here anyway. Don't be an uncle Tom smerf, it's not you.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T20:18:48Z says:

      ^noob extrordinaire

    • leper-chaun
      leper-chaun 2007-10-21T22:23:47Z says:

      kinda brings that "internet does not make you stupid" slogan in mind. zxcv has been making his stupidity available to mucho since late august 2005. betta respect, yo'

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-21T23:00:58Z says:

      I concur with everyone except the douche. (xasdfssxxscs)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T23:21:10Z says:

      Good man!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:35:50Z says:

      i guess joined date doesn't mean that much, seeing how a supposed 'veteran' like you is still a total retard.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-10-22T00:40:40Z says:

      you should be ashamed that you've been here since 2005 but still haven't joined the club, while hank and dik were in within a month..

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T03:19:04Z says:

      when i joined, i didn't even start posting immediately. i lurked for like a year and found out who the cool people are and who the tards are. i've seen shits like you come and go.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-22T05:49:06Z says:

      Yea, in clubs, gangs, or fraternitys you mostly have to agree to shit that you don't want to and there are always fake fucks trying to join^. I am mostly the lone star, purposly avoiding these oppinion forming groups. All groups are the same, they gang up against one person to gain acceptance, and don't say anything critical to the top guys in the group. But I don't give a fuck. I'll make fun of some people, and agree with others. I don't care who they are, or what who they know. This is true in rl also. I don't live for acceptance like some of these miserable people do. So some people hate me, some love me, but I don't change just cause some fuckers disagree.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T05:53:00Z says:

      well hey, if that's your bag, fill it with shit and put it on someone's porch.

      in the meantime, don't be an idiot. it's not too late to redeem yourself.

    • Sintacks_Airor
      Sintacks_Airor 2007-10-22T07:12:38Z says:

      zxcv, STFU you go off on people because you were here first? Is that seriously all you can say? If you can't stand other people coming around then gtfo.

      .....NEWB!

    • BoB777
      BoB777 2007-10-22T10:11:27Z says:

      zxcv sounds lije a real tough guy, bet he still lives with his mom.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T15:12:10Z says:

      he just started 5th grade this year. go easy on him.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:18:37Z says:

      He actually made a few good points just above, but yes, too late indeed. Being defensive is always a bad tactic on here.

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-24T01:11:19Z says:

      Can you guys read? Probably no more than 5 words a day. I said I don't live for acceptance, so why the hell would I try to redeem myself? I am just tellin you how this shit goes. Ahh forget it, like all your teachers I'm just gonne let you sit in the back and pass with a c-.

    • tr_willk
      tr_willk 2007-10-24T06:48:36Z says:

      That's great, zxcv, but you're STILL a fag.

  • short
    short 2007-10-21T04:24:16Z says:

    So is this a parody of something 'cause it doesn't seem that funny by itself.
    But lol at "fucking noddy!"

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-21T07:53:34Z says:

      yeah, that's the only funny part of this video. or any of the video's this guy has posted in the past couple of days.

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-21T04:55:23Z says:

    what happened to english comedy?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2007-10-21T05:30:56Z says:

      Nothing, it's still as not funny as ever.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T06:04:32Z says:

      Well said.

    • NekoKuruma
      NekoKuruma 2007-10-21T06:43:39Z says:

      Amen

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-21T09:17:29Z says:

      Their sense of humor is as dry as their skin and tasteless as water. Unless you live in Florida.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T10:42:58Z says:

      I'd rather watch that than a whole series of US "comedy".

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:04:43Z says:

      English comedy is usually pretty good, and there are many different styles of it.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T13:09:00Z says:

      But, this is lame.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T14:42:59Z says:

      Most Americans call English comedy lame, but still manage to pick up on and join in the Pythonesque threads on here. There's good and bad comedy from almost every country, except maybe France.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T14:47:29Z says:

      That said, I have to agree with you on this particular pile of shite. Having kidney stones removed without anaesthetic(sp?) would be funnier.

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-21T16:58:23Z says:

      yea, this was pretty shitty. but i also agree most english comedy is pretty good. monty python for example is some of the funniest shit.

    • dik
      dik 2007-10-21T20:20:35Z says:

      the english practically invented modern comedy. Monty python for example. but this guy eats balls

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T20:35:28Z says:

      Thing is, we had the likes of the Pythons, Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, and possibly The Goodies and Benny Hill who came out with different styles of comedy that were new and original. Now there are a lot of Brit acts that think they can improve on this "alternative comedy" thing by being even more abstract, but it just comes across as stupid. You can't out-original the originals, if you know what I meam.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T20:35:32Z says:

      Think it's another case of bad example dik. The guy has been in just about every major comedy show in the UK for the last 7 or 8 years maybe longer.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T20:59:03Z says:

      I don't know Fug. The Fast Show, Black Adder, Big Train, The IT Crowd, Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Brass Eye, The Office, Alan Partridge, Saxondale, Gareth Cheeseman, A Bit of Fry & Laurie. A lot of good comedy.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T21:10:13Z says:

      Christ on a fucking stick! I forgot the Phoenix Nights, Bo Selecta, Ali G, Borat, Black Books, Little Britain, Dennis Pennis, Green Wings, Spaced, Catherine Tate, Spitting Image, The Kumars, Drop The Dead Donkey, Nighty Night, Men Behaving Badly, The Royle Family, Open Doors, Marion & Geoff, Peep Show, Red Dwarf, Harry Enfield, & League Of Gentlemen.

      Fucking hell.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T21:14:49Z says:

      Yeah, and I forgot Not The Nine O'Clock News too. A lot of these are/were on mainstream tv, the ones I'm really critisisising are those that appear on late night "comedy" shows that simply act stupid and get raved about by the press as "new and original".

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T21:21:19Z says:

      Quite liked the Mighty Boosh but a lot of that stuff can be shite.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-21T22:53:49Z says:

      Cheekycov - you know your shit **applauds**
      Chris Morris was responsible for 'Brass Eye' & 'Drop the Dead Donkey'. One of his latest efforts,'Nathan Barley', should also be added to that list - another inspired piece of satire (this time about trendy idiots in London)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T23:54:26Z says:

      OMG How could we forget the original alternative comedians - The Goons. Pure demented genius!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-22T18:02:31Z says:

      I'm not too big on Nathan Barley because I missed most of it. What I saw of it was good though. Had that Richard Ayoade in it.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:25:44Z says:

      To be honest, I can't remember his involvement...just Nathan being a massive twat and Dan Ashcroft playin them all. Again, only a short number of episodes, but definitely one to watch in it's entirety. I just love it cos it makes a group I despise* look as dumb as they really are.
      *pretentious cliquey fashion twats

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-22T19:36:34Z says:

      Needless to say he was one of the twats. Just fucked around all day.If I remember there was only 1 guy who did any work. Didn't Nathan Barley call himself a media node? I remember the 2 guys from the Mighty Boosh were in it as well.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T23:05:20Z says:

      Media node? What a c*nt - LOL! Awesome character! One of my work colleagues, who's opinion I greatly value, keeps goin on about The Might Boosh, so i'll have to check it out.

  • Epidemic_PUA
    Epidemic_PUA 2007-10-21T07:33:29Z says:

    this picture sucks

  • sonyguy
    sonyguy 2007-10-21T08:48:11Z says:

    So where's the punchline to the joke?

    I enjoy British humor, but that wasn't funny at all.

    Joined: 11/21/2004 at 02:24

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2007-10-21T08:58:35Z says:

      Who cares when you joined?
      WTF?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T10:26:08Z says:

      You couldn't have picked a better name than "sonyguy"? Did you have a hard-on for your playstation?

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-10-21T20:07:17Z says:

      Well newbs don't care, thats who. And sony why don't you have an avatar yet? You have had long enough to get one. Just saying. And who didn't have a hard-on for their playstation when it first came out.

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-21T22:47:02Z says:

      Me. Toys don't turn me on.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-21T23:04:42Z says:

      Toy's, electronics and Big guys named Bubba only turn on the fags, like you... vvxcxzx.

  • IGoPPStandingUp
    IGoPPStandingUp 2007-10-21T09:02:55Z says:

    Should have switched to giko...

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-21T09:18:20Z says:

    So where's the car?

    • shoekalocka
      shoekalocka 2007-10-21T16:59:46Z says:

      ha! i was thinking the same fuckin thing! i only watched the whole thing cuz i wanted to see the baby car

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-21T22:55:34Z says:

      Jeez - I know it's a cliche, but you guys clearly just didn't 'get it'. BTW No offense meant at all - just disappointed.

  • Lazerhead
    Lazerhead 2007-10-21T11:12:07Z says:

    I'll give you a dollar if you stop posting this shit.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T11:33:09Z says:

      50p? What a deal

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2007-10-21T16:34:17Z says:

      Is it more like 54p ?

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-21T22:48:28Z says:

      48.78p - but I'm a pedant.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-21T22:58:52Z says:

      Not to worry - this was the last one.
      I thought i'd just try and contribute something unique, but clearly this was the wrong audience.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-21T23:14:11Z says:

      The desired sub-genre of this audience consists of; tits, ass, tits, tits, death, tits, hot naked women, tits, perfect tits, nice tits, and tits. If I missed any, who gives a fuck. Tits.

    • kagemaru026
      kagemaru026 2007-10-22T03:21:50Z says:

      you forgot the niches, like teams piss, shit, pus, puke, pestilence, etc.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:40:37Z says:

      Oh, my bad - so can I redeem myself by posting a vid of Aria Giovanni fisting herself?

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:40:55Z says:

      BTW Do I have a virus, or is everyone else getting re-directed to Adult Friendfinder when they try and click on links on the MS homepage?

    • Jason497
      Jason497 2007-10-23T04:53:21Z says:

      No, you can't redeem yourself, but post it anyways.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T00:22:36Z says:

      Turns out someone hacked into my machine and unleashed a cocktail of evil viruses, trojans and worms - took 2 evenings of pain to get it surf-worthy (still partially infected tho, and not in good shape). Perhaps it was revenge for all these Jam posts...
      No names **caughHankcaugh**
      I'll submit the Aria vid once my machine's healthier

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-24T00:52:25Z says:

      I know how you feel, Last night , when I logged on I immediately got two trojan alerts. I think MS was a target. People that use viruses should be sentenced to death.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-24T23:11:44Z says:

      Yup, all the advanced ads enable plenty of ways for Adware to sneak on board. There should be some advice on the FAQ about stoppin that shit - I can only recommend:
      a) download and install AVG (it's FREE & it works!)
      b) activate Firewall
      c) install Windows Defender
      d) set IE security settings as high as possible, or just use Firefox.
      e) Keep Windows & all anti-virus/Adware SW updated.
      etc!
      Or I guess we could all just get Macs...no scratch that - that would be gay ;)

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2007-10-21T12:47:48Z says:

    A video this bad shouldn't be allowed to exist.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-10-21T12:48:28Z says:

      This has less value than the fat geezer fuck video.

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-10-21T16:01:04Z says:

    I dont get it ....
    But i would love a Triumph Stag convertable , those things are hot !!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T16:11:32Z says:

      Triumph Slag? Oh no! Have you got your flat cap and tweed jacket ready?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T16:15:34Z says:

      Don't dis the Stag Fug! They were nice. Preferred the GT6 though.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T16:28:27Z says:

      Bad to worse, fries. TR6 is better, if you got the money.
      I once went to Keighley Car Museum in my '72 Mach 1, and there was a Stag owners club meet. All these flat cappers standing there staring in disgust as I floored it past in a VERY loud manner. The curator came out to see what made the noise, and being a fan of American muscle cars, gave us a guided tour of the museum AND the workshops and he even started an Indy Pace Car exhibit that ran an open exhaust, indoors!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T16:37:21Z says:

      Fries?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:55:38Z says:

      I drive a Nissan. Is that not cool?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T17:00:10Z says:

      *tumbleweed blows through the streets*

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-21T17:06:02Z says:

      Wait, no it's a Mitsubishi, I think.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2007-10-21T17:14:01Z says:

      I thought it was bad that I didn't know what year my car was, but you don't even know yours' model? Damn.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T17:39:34Z says:

      How long did it take you to get used to driving on the 'wrong' side, Hank?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T17:52:29Z says:

      Seriously, I have worked in the classic car industry for 20 years (Jaguar - crap) and a high percentage of the English "classic sports car enthusiasts" are stuck up, pompous wankers. They react badly to critisism.
      Pompous idiot: "Ah hello, I own an M.G.Beee. (imagine the accent).
      Me: "Well somebody has to."
      Pompous idiot: *Hard silent stare.*
      No sense of humor!

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T17:57:12Z says:

      HOW DARE YOU....

      Oh I see. Still like the GT6 though.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T19:40:30Z says:

      Gottlos, I used to work at an auto parts store. Trust me, there are more annoying things not to know.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-21T19:41:50Z says:

      Since we seem to have gotten on the subject, I drive a Honda. Used to drive an old Toyota pickup, though.

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2007-10-21T16:56:55Z says:

    Mr. Ed said genius mind. What about this is genius?

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2007-10-21T17:03:37Z says:

      Nothing in this sketch. When it comes to Chris Morris you have to look at the Brass Eye and the The Day Today stuff. Some of that is genius.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-21T19:02:03Z says:

      What would Mr. Ed know? He lives in a stable, eats dry grass and craps on his bedding.

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-21T23:08:35Z says:

      ^haha... Nice one, Fug.

    • MrEd
      MrEd 2007-10-22T19:41:59Z says:

      ^You think that's clever?! That's so old it's B&W!

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2007-10-23T19:10:31Z says:

      ^*cricket sounds in background*

MrEd
posted October 21, 2007
by MrEd

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