That fat girl didn't take her top off because she doesn't feel comfortable. I feel like that fat girl most of the time in all seriousness. I'm pretty lonely and I don't have many people to talk to.
I'm sorry for being such a douche on here but I don't get too much attention in the real world you guys. I know you're gonna make fun of me now and that's ok, just remember I'm a real guy ok?
jackumms, if you're ever in Northern Illinois you let me know, we'll get together and hug it out. Bring lots of money and wear your best jewelry. And keep it a secret, if anyone asks you're visiting your old friend Bono.
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uh oh i see a tiger shark out there
it's just claude
I see a beached whale
somebody should harpoon it
i got my harpoon ready
You can't kill megalodon
OMG a buoy!
Yes ladies, go out towards the buoy.
That fat girl didn't take her top off because she doesn't feel comfortable. I feel like that fat girl most of the time in all seriousness. I'm pretty lonely and I don't have many people to talk to.
I'm sorry for being such a douche on here but I don't get too much attention in the real world you guys. I know you're gonna make fun of me now and that's ok, just remember I'm a real guy ok?
fuck off.
*Puts arm around jackums* "It's okay, dude. Let me open the door for ya, we'll go out and have a smoke" "after you" *shut* *lock* *bolt*
...ROYT! ...where were we then?
aww..
Sooooo...HockeyBritt-ah....you like cats?
A guy that feels like a fat girl? Thats pretty fucking cool actually
jackumms = fat girl, with bacne, and BO that smells like onions
u guys say im a bad person for being a graffiti artist but then u act like this. shitty people
drippy, your not a bad person for being a graffiti artist, your just a an asshole
now jackumms on the other hand, if your coming to mucho expecting anyone to be nice to you because your insecure...well, fuck you fatty
We're douchebags... not fucking retards.
drippy = lucid
jackumms = either angy, or the faggy cousin i always "forget" to acknowledge at reunions
Don't let these guys fool you jackumms, they're an alright bunch of people. Just quit being an internet douche and be yourself. Or is that you?
Who the fuck is drippy and when did we ever talk about him being a graffiti "artist"?
Long story, snerf. It was something that happened in chat.
And drippy is a bung-hole of the highest order.
Chat is for homos.
jackumms, if you're ever in Northern Illinois you let me know, we'll get together and hug it out. Bring lots of money and wear your best jewelry. And keep it a secret, if anyone asks you're visiting your old friend Bono.
No need to be scared of the chat, Hank.
I'm not scared of homosexuals. I just don't like them.
I'm not gay, and i'm not scared of chat.
Gay guys always say that.
I just went to chat and did indeed confirm that it is full of homosexuals and losers.
Dik, for example.
Just kidding Dik.
Not really.
thats 5 comments there just to say fuck all... you could have said that in chat and not here.
You could have just stfu instead of whining like a little bitch.
Really Fries, chat is right up your alley, what with all the gay sex going on in there. I'm surprised you ever come out.
Gay sex chat is not true , i got chatted up by Britt last time i was in there
I've told you before, stay away from britt.
*hard stare*
Britt is a stupid and fat. She suits you perfectly Fries.
She's not stupid or fat, and she definitely doesn't suit fries.
^Likes stupid fatties.
^Doesn't like being wrong.
Well, nobody likes being wrong, do they? Not that that applies to me, as I'm 100% right in this case.
Is it just coincidence that chat rhymes with scat?
I don't think so.
That doesn't make sense as you're more likely to find scat on here than in chat.
...and you're still wrong.
It makes perfect sense.
1. Chat is gay.
2. Gay men have butt sex.
3. Poop (scat) comes from the butt.
4. Fries is a loser.
Therefore, I'm a virile, hetero man and anyone who goes to chat is either gay or lesbian.
1. False
2. True
3. True
4. Unquestionably
And I like girls, so I must, therefore, be a lesbian...
Name one guy in chat that isn't gay, besides dik.
Sorry, you can't. They are all fruitier than a green grocer.
Me
Sorry, I said not gay. You had sex with Camy I heard.
Just vicious rumors..
The asian is mine.
That's cool, I'll take the one right in the middle. She looks like she can take some punches.
dammit jim - you already have one...
There's only one tramp stamp in the whole bunch?
Tramps are going undercover these days.
if that 752341 were the rankings... where's 6?
She would have needed two rankings, so she was left out to keep a level playing field.
Mako took her away to have his way with her
Mako is mo longer a shark, he's a yankee now.
That was the "fap" joke. As in...when you come to 6...I'd rather fap. (fail)
Fail is right.
Did I forget to say, Fuck you, Clod? I don't remember.
ill take the bitch in the one piece
She'd eat you in one piece.
She'd eat him with peas.
i like peas and sweetcorn
You like it when men pea in your mouth.
what about the sweetcorn then ?
You eat it out of my shit.
goose, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose, duck
i call far right
Ahab should harpoon the whale 2nd to last
what happened to #6?
Several dozen too many large Colonel burger meals with an extra large fries?
i'm not 'large'
that's what she said!
Blutto's large. Oliveoyle sang a song about him.
He's mean.
I'll take slant eyes, she looks she could hold her own.
I'm all about 1 and 3.
I see things in a different perspective. I'd trade all those girls to put me on that beach with a fishing pole any day of the year.
I'd trade it all to be beside you, with my arms wrapped around one of yours.
O.o
I know right?
I wanna brush your teeth with my dick.
^film that shit and post it!
theres a whole busload of gayness going on right here
I'll wash that busload, with my dick.
I'll broadside that bus with my homophobic '78 'Vette.
*erects
Why can't you guys ever take me serious?
lol!!!!
...wait...what?
i have no desire to watch toolman sodomize ty with a fishing pole
Nor do I...but I'd charge 25 bucks a pop for the show
and I would take a 5% cut of the cheese
1rish1...19996
psshhh...he's not going anywhere
He'll be back up to full commenting speed once he's completed Borderlands
get out of the picture fatty.