911 call

Comments to 911 call

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  thrax 2009-01-11T05:40:32Z says:

  HAHAH
  oak is easier than eucalyptus

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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-01-11T15:19:07Z says:

    Thanks for helping us along with that one....Your parents must be glowing with pride.
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    IamTheGreatest 2009-01-11T17:25:42Z says:

    I believe he had to use google for both.
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    sasquatch 2009-01-12T01:44:39Z says:

    nah it was all that money his parents spent on that awareness course
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    budphisher 2009-01-12T02:39:32Z says:

    Koala bear he aint.
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  Jonesy1973x2008 2009-01-11T05:44:49Z says:

  I'm gonna drag her bloody carcass over to Oak Street.

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    tavery80 2009-01-11T06:14:53Z says:

    That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that!
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    adamdrinkslots 2009-01-11T08:07:01Z says:

    that JUST happened.
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    j0sh8790 2009-01-11T09:17:37Z says:

    ...then fuck it? cuz if yall aint planin on eatin' that corpse ill fuck it, then eat it...then eat it...
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  suprmidget 2009-01-11T05:48:47Z says:

  get up a get get down, 911 is a joke in y0 town
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  suprmidget 2009-01-11T05:50:57Z says:

  911 is a joke in y0 town

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    HerbyVerstinks 2009-01-11T06:53:08Z says:

    the 2nd time was the charm
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    Krusty 2009-01-11T07:20:39Z says:

    Its for added effect
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  xxNATASxx 2009-01-11T06:01:49Z says:

  Typical 911 operator,You might as well be calling the Microsoft call center in Bangalore India. Neither one knows what the fuck to do. Umm
  could you please repeat that
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  tavery80 2009-01-11T06:16:55Z says:

  Damn warthogs, always attacking innocent (well, only her hymen knows for sure) women on hard-to-spell streets.

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    Quick_draw21 2009-01-11T06:56:34Z says:

    feminist complex: "Just because my hymen's broken doesn't mean I'm not a virgin!!!"
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    xzekiel 2009-01-11T11:04:41Z says:

    i knew a girl in high school who didn't want to lose her virginity, so she let her boyfriend fuck her in the ass.
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  MrSneaky 2009-01-11T07:41:23Z says:

  i think that warthog might have actually been a puma

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    OozeYeti 2009-01-12T01:42:18Z says:

    Nah, a Russian.
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  Rolandofgilead 2009-01-11T07:54:57Z says:

  Things to do..
  
  1. Find out what blind guys substitute for porn.
  
  2. Attack illiterate neighbor on Zihuatanejo street.

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    IamTheGreatest 2009-01-11T17:27:26Z says:

    3. Kill yourself
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    xxNATASxx 2009-01-11T17:35:27Z says:

    4. Skip 1 and 2
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    ton-E 2009-01-11T19:04:58Z says:

    5. if one and two where skipped shave pubes
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  -Morph- 2009-01-11T08:11:32Z says:

  Crysanthemum?!?!
  
  
  
  She got cat....
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  bigevan 2009-01-11T11:43:07Z says:

  At least my wife died of natural causes. She was eaten by wolves.
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  fantastick 2009-01-11T18:35:36Z says:

  I've been halved real bad!