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  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-12-10T05:05:58Z says:

    how to not use colons, like seriously why do you use colons on everything you type noobshit

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T05:16:05Z says:

      Why do you like inserting inanimate, and sometimes animated objects into your colon? you fat nasty piece of scat.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T05:29:31Z says:

      Why do you put so much 'effort' into trying to make fun of me? You're not very good at it and you're not funny, so why try?

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T05:34:05Z says:

      Why do you whine and bitch like a nancy boy baby fuck ?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T05:37:14Z says:

      When was I whining? When will you kill yourself?

    • IamTheGreatest
      IamTheGreatest 2008-12-10T06:06:56Z says:

      You're an idiot cracklicker, please do us all the favor.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T06:13:44Z says:

      step the fuck back youarethedumbest, this is between me and the down syndrome having mother fucker.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T06:23:38Z says:

      Nope this is between your retarded ass and your manlove for me and if you wanted to start shit but can't keep up when other people call your shit out then you need to just stop commenting

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T06:30:12Z says:

      wow you stupid mother fucker, did I show any sign of submission? Your comprehensdion skills are worse than your diet.Oh yeah and your "joke" made no fucking sense by the way. But please continue, im amused.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T06:39:37Z says:

      Yes you did show submission bitch, and I quote, "Now give me that reach around you nancy bitch, im getting grouchy now." yeah you bottom mother fucker

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-10T06:42:48Z says:

      CacaLicker coverted to judism so a guy would touch his dick.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T06:51:37Z says:

      And that guy was you urk, thanks....I really needed it that night.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-10T06:54:57Z says:

      You robbed a sperm bank because you're a cum guzzling fag.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T06:56:07Z says:

      wow crack, you're trying way too hard. and it's backfiring. fucking moron

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T06:59:47Z says:

      nothing is backfiring just because you say it is? assrave is an idiot and cant roll with me. he has to admit that before I quit. And wtf is up with urk, who let the tard out of its cage?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T07:11:05Z says:

      nah, i'm guessing drumrave is getting the best of you; and you're not making it too hard on him. really you're pwning yourself.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T07:12:49Z says:

      Cracklicker lives in the bubble with plantshit, he can't see that everyone else thinks he's the dumb mother fucker

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-10T07:18:07Z says:

      peniscrave thinks he is the cat's meow on this website, he tries to trot his piggly wiggly fat ass around referring me so some plantshit guy to act like a 1337 douche.But on the inside he Knows he will oneday wake up and find he has no life, never got any pussy,no friedns and therefore no meaning in life. When that day come lmk weenercrave, i'd be happy to shit in your mouth before you kill yourself.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T07:20:44Z says:

      I thought you were going to eat a hotpocket. That is the ultimate fail, who fucking eats hotpockets?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-10T07:21:26Z says:

      I think they're both idiots, personally. But I'll side with drumrave on this one.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T07:26:52Z says:

      yeah well smerf I'm not an idiot, I just sometimes do dumb things

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-10T08:20:05Z says:

      Yeah, definately NOT an idiot

    • AGENToo8
      AGENToo8 2008-12-10T08:56:16Z says:

      :::::

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-10T09:01:20Z says:

      the colons make you come off like a little cutesy teenaged text machine...just so you know...pretty gay

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-10T14:13:59Z says:

      I love hotpockets.

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T14:49:21Z says:

      cracklicka likes all foods that are phallus

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-10T15:18:13Z says:

      Even with the reach around mistake, I'd give it to CockLickaaa.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-10T18:37:41Z says:

      His last comment sums up my opinion of drumrave pretty well.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2008-12-10T19:41:25Z says:

      hotpockets = delicious
      rave = dipshit
      [pre-emptive FUCK YOU!!]

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-10T21:33:11Z says:

      Hotpockets are quite delicious. And shut the fuck up drum, we all know there's nothing you won't eat.

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2008-12-11T00:20:22Z says:

      "like a nancy boy baby fuck"

      Seriously Crack, how old are you?
      Gonna slap drum and run away?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T04:10:03Z says:

      Hot pockets=shit
      If you have to eat hot pockets then either your wife hates you or your too helpless to cook for yourself

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T05:55:28Z says:

      quit bitching about hot pockets you muffin top having bastard. Im fucking 18 its what I live on, now go fuck yourself with a pine cone bitch.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T05:59:39Z says:

      cracka - your avy is an edible penis
      your dog has a cyst bigger than your penis

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-12-11T06:07:35Z says:

      4 cheese pizza Hotpockets with ranch dressing is delicious.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T06:10:59Z says:

      18=12 your mom hates you then, no wonder you;re so angry

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:19:23Z says:

      fatrave= fucking dumbass, and im not angry so shut the fuck up and stop trying to put words in my mouth before I put my dick in yours.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T06:25:15Z says:

      i'm not mad at you cracka
      i dont give a fuck about you
      i just dont want you to neglect your dogs

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-11T06:25:20Z says:

      Uh... drum, you're probably older than he is, and you still live with your parents. You've got no room to give anyone shit like that.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T06:29:43Z says:

      I'm 19 but I won't eat shitty hot pockets

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:30:01Z says:

      Possum, I wasn't talking to your fucking stupid ass, Go back in the corner were you belong. But to reply to your previous post, My avy is what it is, get over it bitch. And as for my dog, why do you insist on bringing that stupid shit up? I told your whiny dumbass it got removed. Next time it happens though I'll fucking mail the removed cyst to you in the mail so you can play with it though mmkay bitch?

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T06:35:12Z says:

      ^still feels (almost) guilty about
      neglecting his dogs

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:39:54Z says:

      dont be such a pansy, shit happens. Your a regular on muchosucko, how can you not grasp that? Your dumber than peniscrave.

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-11T06:41:20Z says:

      But you still live with your parents.

      And excuse us big boys and girls who have to make our own living. We can't all have Mom do our shopping for us. Maybe when you move into the real world someday, you'll learn to settle for cheap meals. And a lot less food than you're probably used to. You might even lose some weight in the process. You'd be surprised how good a hot pocket tastes when you have to provide for yourself.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:46:38Z says:

      I know people who are straight up fucking loaded and still eat hot pockets. shitcrave just likes disagreeing with anything I say, His pot bellied ass is prly chowing down on a couple ham & cheese hotpockets right now as a matter of fact.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T06:48:18Z says:

      btw cracka - i am still a fucking Noob, by MS standards...might end up a "regular" someday - but i dont claim that sort of shit, and wont...
      drums>cracka

    • Gottlos
      Gottlos 2008-12-11T06:54:18Z says:

      They both suck in their own special way.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T06:54:55Z says:

      godnight smerf

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T06:55:08Z says:

      I pay bills too motherfuckas, look I eat pizza and chicken wings so fuck hot pockets, as a matter of fact I'm not eating anything right now

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:55:14Z says:

      you can say "cums>cracka" all day you stupid fuck, I dont give two flying shits who dick you suck at the end of the day.Now if you would excuse me, Im going to go neglect my dog to piss your nancy bitch ass off.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T06:57:32Z says:

      And wow, fatrave isnt eating anything right now?! fucking damn, the apocalypse is near, 666 the beast is coming !.....yeah fuck you fatt ass.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T06:59:02Z says:

      Who the fuck doesn't like hot pockets? Can't get them here, but I had a few when I went back home in Aug. Good convenience store munchies.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T06:59:23Z says:

      cracka = "angry noob"

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T07:02:12Z says:

      Wank, its seems the ignorant overweight cry baby dosnt. and possum, say Im angry all you want. Your stupid senseless rambling is doing no good and you now have been just assfucked yourself to look like a complete pussy, good job there jackass.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T07:02:59Z says:

      Can'r beat $5 Little Ceasars for cheap food. On a budget cheap food though, you gotta go with Tottinos pizzas for a buck. Hot Pockets are good but so unhealthy.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T07:03:44Z says:

      ^ grammar errors yes, first one to point them out takes it in the ass all night by peter north.

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T07:05:50Z says:

      come over here, let me pet your fur...
      NICE ducky...ooh yeah...who's a big boy?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T07:05:57Z says:

      this thread is still going? Get off it cracka why can't we be friends, ya know? Smile on your brother everybody get together and try to love one another right now!

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-12-11T07:07:42Z says:

      Do you know that quote from Nirvana or from The Youngbloods, drumrave?

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-11T07:09:53Z says:

      From the mama's and the papa's (the original) and from nirvana

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T07:13:28Z says:

      yeah - i dont think cracka's EVIL
      - just Stoopid
      ...i kinda like stoopid
      well, at least my 12yrold cut-nuts big marshmellow of a lap-cat does...
      ,,,he's a good boy...

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T07:28:28Z says:

      Whatever, CrackLiquid don't talk to me like we are homies, you fucking hillbilly fuck. You are a fucking inbred ignoramus. Rave gets pwnd because he is a sissy. That doesn't mean you are smart.

      How much schoolin' you get boy, 'fore yoah daddy putcha ta werk cleaning out porta potties? 5th, 6th grade?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-11T08:23:03Z says:

      Really, when it comes to cheap food, ramen is where it's at. It's versatile. and cracklicka, ask mommy to make you more hot pockets and go fucking play halo

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T09:01:38Z says:

      Wank, I would never insinuate us being "homies" dumbass. Dont get your hopes up, I pick friends that DONT engage in homo erotica. But yeah I graduated from high school 3 months ago fuck head.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T10:59:29Z says:

      You pick your friends? Yeah right, I'm sure a loser like you takes what ever he can get. Homeless people, ass rapists, librarians, child beating blind people, anyone at all. And the only reason your "friends" let you hang around is so they have someone to look down on and beat up once in a while.

      Btw, how many teacher's did you have to blow to graduate. The principal? The school board? What?!? You had to let the Secretary of Education fuck you in the ass with a strap-on just to get a passing grade in social studies?

      I'd feel sorry for you if you hadn't enjoyed it so much.

    • CrackaLacka
      CrackaLacka 2008-12-11T22:58:07Z says:

      Spankmyassy, fuck off and go back to fucking your asian prostitute whore of a wife with your micro dick you scumbag piece of shit.

  • Gottlos
    Gottlos 2008-12-10T05:32:17Z says:

    Fake... Drum's mom never uses condoms.

    • greyfox5150
      greyfox5150 2008-12-10T06:34:27Z says:

      Not true,..she always makes me wear one,..for obvious reasons.

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-12-10T07:13:07Z says:

      she's 50 and in menopause

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-10T08:20:39Z says:

      Well hello there Mrs Rave

    • AGENToo8
      AGENToo8 2008-12-10T08:53:18Z says:

      :: MENOPAUSE PUSSY IS THE BEST ::

    • dik
      dik 2008-12-10T09:02:04Z says:

      caps lock douchbag

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-10T15:00:38Z says:

      hahahah pops is gettin menopause pussy soon... very soon hahahah

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-12-10T15:02:04Z says:

      dont get angry man, even though its true im just kidding

  • MuglyOther
    MuglyOther 2008-12-10T05:32:42Z says:

    Condoms. I don't play dat.

    • abortedjesus
      abortedjesus 2008-12-10T06:37:28Z says:

      Well you already got aids, so I guess condoms for you would be a bit pointless.

    • postcoitussandwich
      postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T07:39:55Z says:

      Maybe your dad should have worn them Muglyother

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2008-12-10T05:33:50Z says:

    it always looks easier on paper

    • thebeeches
      thebeeches 2008-12-10T08:17:43Z says:

      Like i said... Take the last "L" out of your name.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-12-10T22:21:32Z says:

      oh...just take them all out....then we get randa fagg!!!:)

    • B1ade
      B1ade 2008-12-11T00:22:48Z says:

      ^ lol

    • Oyofmid-world
      Oyofmid-world 2008-12-11T02:24:08Z says:

      actually Randall Flagg is a character from a story, granted the Man in black was a dumb motherfucker and i hated him, it would be totally inappropriate to spell his name wrong. If your gonna portray a fucking loser you might as well do it right...

    • Oyofmid-world
      Oyofmid-world 2008-12-11T02:24:21Z says:

      actually Randall Flagg is a character from a story, granted the Man in black was a dumb motherfucker and i hated him, it would be totally inappropriate to spell his name wrong. If your gonna portray a fucking loser you might as well do it right...

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T02:30:46Z says:

      Oyo, you are a breath of fresh air in mucholand...carry on...

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-12-11T06:36:09Z says:

      Oh good fucking lord, another person named after that series?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-11T07:00:28Z says:

      And they are all dumbfucks.

  • postcoitussandwich
    postcoitussandwich 2008-12-10T05:43:01Z says:

    Steps 10-15 are how to take it off and drink it then tie it in a knot using only your mouth. Agenttoo8 is holdin out on us.

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-10T06:37:05Z says:

      ^really wants to know

    • AGENToo8
      AGENToo8 2008-12-10T08:54:59Z says:

      :: ^ GYEAH THAT BEEYOTCH IS NASTY ::

  • Asaclark
    Asaclark 2008-12-10T07:58:06Z says:

    How to get a cock ready for Agent 008's Colon problem

  • postalvag
    postalvag 2008-12-10T08:00:54Z says:

    What If? #001 - What If A Middle Eastern Rapper Released Negro Money

    Busta Rhymes song Arab Money is receiving heavy criticism from those who
    would say the depictions therein are borderline racist, with actual Arab
    Americans citing the ignorant and fake-Arabic chorus, the ignorant
    mispronunciation of Arab and the stereotypical depiction of Arab culture,
    with the focus on some of the extreme opulence you might see in a Dubai or a
    few other places.

    Many others agree, some are fans letting Busta know some rules, perceived
    insensitivities within the song, and as with other controversial hip-hop
    songs, corporations are not being completely entertained. Despite some who
    suggest this is much ado about nothing, and Busta’s own pseudo-explanation,
    some wonder what this kind of song might have looked like if coming the
    other way around, and what the resulting response might have been.

    So, with this in mind, we attempt to recreate the song, (perhaps just a bit
    tounge-in-cheek), as if it were presented by a Middle Eastern rapper with
    the same slightly-warped fascination with a similarly glorified, but not
    entirely accurate, vision of urban American reality. And so, we ask:

    What if a Middle Eastern rapper released Negro Money with the following
    lyrics?

    Now I heard what Busta Rhymes and what Ron Browz said / but me I got
    Negro women and Negro bread
    I got crack selling money in the projects playin’ dice
    Sean John shorts, doo-rag, butterfly knife
    Conflict diamonds make this Arab wanna laugh at ya
    Al Qaeda spent 20 million to fund civil wars in Africa
    So I step up in da club with skinny jeans full of the chronics
    And make the people wanna sing the hook in ebonics!

    YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
    AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
    BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    Hourly Hotels, stolen cars, bootleg movies
    Sick big ass, hair weave, baby mama hootchies
    Women walkin¹ around while security eating watermelons
    Club on fire now, bar is all full of felons
    Sittin in casinos while I¹m gamblin¹ with Biggie
    Money so long watch me purchase Brooklyn from the City
    Ya already know I got the Middle East happenin¹
    So I bust ya ass like cops do to Black Americans

    YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
    AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
    BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    Heyyy!!
    See now I take trips to Compton, Gully! Wow!
    Used to herd sheep, counting Negro money now
    My dark arab skin, arab beard was making me say
    I might look out of place but people just thought I was Freeway
    I really don’t care ’bout black folk, cuz I¹m still really, really rich like
    Commander in Chief President George Walker Bush
    But they still respect the value of my work in the glorious ghettos of
    New York, New Orleans, L.A., Chicago!!

    YoDunSonnNahMeanNahmSayin
    AyoOverHurrAightWordWasGoodie
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    WaddapKidYaErrrdFeelMehBeeyotchHoe
    BomDigiBomDiDangDiDangGo
    We gettin Negro Money
    We gettin Negro Money

    • postalvag
      postalvag 2008-12-10T08:02:58Z says:

      for real have you heard that shit? what the fuck was he thinkin

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-10T08:22:50Z says:

      I'm sure it's a great song n all, but couldn't you just play it?

    • Asaclark
      Asaclark 2008-12-10T08:28:04Z says:

      negro money is worthless.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-12-10T10:35:14Z says:

      We gettin A-rab money.

    • troutpotato
      troutpotato 2008-12-10T12:18:48Z says:

      Holy fuck, that's a lot of meaningless shit up there.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2008-12-10T13:09:49Z says:

      don't tell me you read it.!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-12-10T14:20:44Z says:

      Can I tell you I didn't read it?

    • xzekiel
      xzekiel 2008-12-10T14:58:03Z says:

      i downloaded the song--don't bother

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-10T20:10:20Z says:

      thank god for postal
      after last night, i needed somebody to step up to the plate

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-10T20:27:27Z says:

      possum ,did you hear all women with hairy pussies are to shave it off on Jan. 20

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-12-11T03:33:52Z says:

      No more Bush

    • possum
      possum 2008-12-11T04:29:32Z says:

      dont make me come down there!

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2008-12-10T16:02:27Z says:

    'roll down mucho sucko.com' ? that doesnt make sense

  • MrFugsmucker
    MrFugsmucker 2008-12-10T19:25:05Z says:

    Develop that technique yourself did you, Agentoo8?

    • Combo
      Combo 2008-12-10T21:25:17Z says:

      He got help from his dad

  • Rawdick
    Rawdick 2008-12-11T03:01:09Z says:

    condom

AGENToo8
posted December 10, 2008

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