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Comments to A Canadian Christmas
Canadian Gothic
Ya like I hate life, eh.
fuckit, wolfsie...go take Art Appreciation 101...
I think I will.
Thank you for your concern in my obviously lacking of use. in the right side of my brain.
And proper English for that matter.
wolfie says: "in my obviously lacking of use" :)
thanks man...
I see you, Claude.
Well played, Claude, well played.
Now go wash your browned nose and dirty tongue...
whos that loser standing up? the unkempt deadbeat type?
looks like his head has been superimposed
Have you suffered any serious head trama?
me? not reciently why?
Don't worry about it.
lol at not recently
Haven't you been tracked down and mutilated yet?
This is why us Quebecois want to separate.
You're Quebecois? That really fails to surprise me.
And I wish you would separate already. Then we can see if the rest of the world want to support your utter douchebaggery.
whats a quebecois?
It's the bullshit cultural identity that frogs in Quebec have cooked up for themselves.
The clown avatar is fitting
TABARNAC
Well done!
I'd hope they sent money as well.
Dunno if i ever said this but like when you comment cause of your avatar.
Need more women here
fuck this.
fuck you.
dont care aboot your tits
dont care aboot you, period...
although... your brain looks mighty tasty just now...just go out to the Badlands, pay Skulk a few dollars to park the Ford Escort your mom gave you...
...i'm down in Level 5....
elbow, look away...look away!
Dude, i'm walking away again lol
I don't want to look away =d
effing PR's are way too trusting...
Ha lol
Possum...I want you to ignore the rest of my comments after this one for the rest of the night...see if it helps with your anger....
^misspelled "apathy"
Disturbing.
weak
So PlantHole. How are things? In this holiday season, we should wish people kindness and good will. So with that, let me wish that you have a massive UTI filled with pus and maggot-like microbes during this holiday. Best wishes.
jim, he already lives on the sweden/finland border, in the dark, in the cold...
cant we just wish him an untreated anal prolapse?
butterface...
^butterlife
naive
^cunt
lol, this is good.
hahaha
nice rudolf
Be a dear, dik, and help me bast the turkey
*baste
i just happen to have a turkey baster right here in my pants
Well, good, honey, bring it in the kitchen
Merry Christmas you two.
thank you hank..merry christmas to you too
*follows Jaimee out to kitchen, hoping for the "can opener" sound*
haha merry christmas to you claude ...and get off the fucking couch ok?
I feel like it's time for another episode of Hanks's blog.
I'm drinking beer in the living room right now sitting on a floor chair. It's like a chair with no legs and a reclining back. There are no couches or normal chairs in my living room. The christmas tree looks nice and there are many presents under it. My dog, a beagle named Robert Parker, is sleeping under the coffee table that this laptop is sitting on. A kerosene fan heater heats the room. I'm watching the fox channel. Bones is on. I don't really like that show, but what can you do, ya know? Excuse me while I go take a piss.
When I came back, Parker is lying in my chair. The sneaky bugger. He is a good dog. Better than I deserve. Sometimes I hit him, because I can't control my temper, but I've almost stopped doing that. He's a good dog, but he's so strong willed he just does what he wants. I can't seem to train him very well. It's my first dog and I guess I'm inexperienced at it.
My wife and baby are sleeping. The badger is in it's den. This is the usual routine. They go to bed around 10 and I stay up til 2 or 3 drinking, watching tv and commenting on mucho.
I can't/don't want to smoke in the house. I go outside or smoke out of the window. Last night was so clear. I could see so many stars. It was really beautiful. This is a very country area and you can really see the stars well on a clear night. Lots of rice paddies and vegetable fields in this area. Lots of herons/egrets in the rivers and rice paddies. Some nutria in one of the rivers. I'm seeing lots of kingfishers this fall/winter. They are a very beautiful irridescent blue.
Now Parker is sleeping in front of the heater. He's funny because he has no hair on his balls. When he was a puppy he ran out of my apartment and was running around in the street while I chased him around and was hit by two different cars. No injuries except a huge scrape on his ball sack. The hair never grew back. When he walks it's like a pink and purple flag following behind him.
Fuck, there are so few foriegners in this area. I sometimes go many days without seeing another non-Japanese person. Me and my wife spied a white guy riding his bike today while we were driving. It was a big event. Sometimes I get starved for conversation.
My wife just came down. She said, "Ayame-chan wa miruku ga hoshii datte." I said, "Sweetie, why are you so cute?" She said, "Cause you." Haha, my wife is so cute and nice.
Hank out.
merry christmas nigger
those are happy thoughts hank..you're a lucky guy
jamie hits me sometimes when she's angry ..but it's ok but at least i give her fists a purpose
I am lucky, very lucky.
and gay
Why don't you give us a "Fries blog installment" instead of being a douche. I'd like to know more about the lives of the regulars.
Gay
Can I do one
Fuck you people I'm doing one..
Go ahead.
Drumrollllll
Today I woke up with a damn sore jaw/ear thing which has been annoying me beyond belief, I must grind my teeth while I sleep or some shit, anyway it was pretty damn sore till I had something to eat which I believe took it away a bit.
I've just ate a large installment of cheesy nachos which I dipped in 2 different types of sauces, one white, and one red with veggie like things in them, I'm not a sauce nor a nacho expert but i believe one was relish, it probably wasn't.
I'm not fat.
I'm waiting for my friend to come up as he owes me some friendCore (I mean it as friendship this time) and I owe him 5 quid for a bottle of MD 20/20 he bought me the other week, whopper.
I feel I should be doing something better tonight than sitting in drinking with a friend but I can't get that quality style of friendCore (I'm talking about head) in the city center, not that it doesn't come pretty close.
I think tonight I may take some buckets, what you yanky doodle dankys might call a gravity bong, I myself am not a stoner anymore but my good friend certainly is.
I'm not sure if this is what you could call blogging but I'm sure trying though...
Today I had a spot of the shits so I'm plotting how this booze will go down, its not an overall threat but it could startle my stomach, that would be a buzz-kill huh.
Anyhoo I'm bored and thought I would let you know how my day is at 10 to 5 on a Saturday evening, not that anyone would give a fuck.
BlackTEE at it again. Gimme some frontCore.
If I start doing that on myspace, kill me.
i liked hanks blog better
Merry christmas hank
Merry Christmas, K-Billy.
That kicked ass.
Hank, nice work. Best wishes my friend.
That was fun. Merry Christmas, you fuckers.
dik's blog: blogs are for fags
i'm going to have a great christmas too actually..well starting boxing day...but it'll for sure be the best one i've had in a long time...this year i might not even ruin it for everyone maybe
Happy Kwanzaa.
dik, no mucho-marathon this year? I so enjoyed the daily updates on how much take-out and beer delivery has been consumed.
merry christmas balls
actually ya i'm taking two weeks vacation starting next week...
merry christmas captain kirk ..you are a good man for real
Merry Christmas, Balls and Kirk. You guys have a good New Year.
Dik, if I still lived in Minnesota, I'd come visit you.
i'd like that man
just don't tell irish
You are too
^for dik, referring to the 'good man' comment
Thanks guys, you too. This'll be my first sober holidays. Hopefully that'll mean no more awkward January apologies.
However, I am hosting a reunion gig at the brewery and some of my ex's friends might be there, so there's potential for some fireworks.
dik, i hope you and jamiee have wonderful holiday(s) together. Thanks for the nice words, twin.
Awkward apologies the day after are a part of life.
isit snowing for anyone? you fags got me feeling christmasy
Hank, merry christmas to you too.
All this sweetness is giving me a cavity.
They just had a big blizzard at dik's house and more snow to come
Wish we got some snow. :(
i bet noobs would hesitate to join in this thread..fuck you noobs
thanks kirk
It snowed here for the last couple of days and now its -27 C and clear as a bell. Awfully pretty actually. I have a bonfire to manage tomorrow too, so that should be fun.
And while awkward apologies are part of life, "I'm sorry I chased you out of your own house, with a punch-dagger, into the snow in stocking feet and that the cops kicked in your door when they came to arrest me" is maybe not one I want to repeat.
hahaha
merry christmas fugs you fried egg sucking englishman
merry christmas urkelbot too and blacktee that sidecore whopper
The Christmas spirit is oozing out of dik's pores
Merry Christmas to all of you here, including you dik, you maple leaf monkey.
p.s. please send a foot or so of snow in this direction.
merry christmas to you too dik myannn
i've seen things
it is oozing out of my like pus from a boil
fuck you wanko
I think I may have missed something.
this maybe the single greatest and nicest thread that will ever grace mucho, this is why I spend my time here. All of you guys are awesome
merry christmas to you too drumrave you silly whore
and Blacktee it doesn't snow for me in Florida, as a matter of fact Thursday night was a balmy 70 degrees F.
I went to the Jaguars game that night with a couple of my best friends, one of which goes to school in South Carolina and I only get to see during breaks.
I had fun that night even though my favorite team lost, but that's okay because this was the first year I got season tickets, and hopefully I can afford them next year. It's going to be rough year with me going back to school, but I need it. I don't want to work in a call center for much longer, and defiantly would like to move somewhere nice.
merry christmas dik and hank and kirk and jamiee and blacktee and balls and everyone else
I just received a call from my sister saying my Grandma died today.
Fuck that bitch for trying to ruin my christmas!.
(She was crazy cat lady and won't be leaving my family anything, sooo, I say again- Fuck that selfish bitch.)
My mom, Aunt and grandfathers on both sides died near the holidays and none of them left me anything either.
Merry fucking HO-HO to them I will see them in Hell.
That is my Mucho Christmas.
that sucks sloan, you deserve a merry christmas, maybe it will get a lot better for you
Bleh it just rains here in scotland all winter, and when it does snow it usually just rains afterwords. Why move when the weathers so good?
you too drumrave
Why? I've been in the same house since I was born and my parents liked traveling so we would take trips all over the place. The best trip we went on was a 3 and a half month road trip in which we drove to Cali, then Idaho to see family then back. There was just so many nice places. Most likely I won't move out of the city but I would like to travel to Europe and Asia, since I've never been off the continent. Also, I have been to Canada and they do it right up there. It is a great country.
Ohh, sounds like a plan, I've got a good bit of family over in Canada, looks like a nice place I'll probably head up there one time, anyhoo I'm off to drink, merry crimbo to everyone and I'll enjoy giving you all frontcore lines after thesee damn holidays.
-27? Man, i wish it would snow here in Austin. Last time we had a foot of snow out at my house in the country it was in 1986'
Yup. The worst I've seen was -42 C with a windchill factor of about -65. And I was pumping gas in it for 12 hours (when it gets cold, all the candy-asses get afraid to pump their own gas). Cold doesn't bug me so much anymore.
to fellow MS'ers...merry xmas, and...apologies for being an idiotic asshole
...the "idiotic" part i cant help, but i'm sorry if i sound like more of a jerk than i even am
*sniffles*
balls, i forget - are you in alberta? manitoba?
ya balls i hear yo man.. as you might remember i lived in ft nelson for three years...-40 was pretty normal
Ya'll are gay - merry fucking Christmas, fags.
I'm in Canadian God's country: Alberta. Montana would basically be the states' equivalent.
Ft. Nelson... ouch. What's the culture like there?
culture?? hunting and crack
Lol. Pretty much like I figured. Sounds like Ft. McMurray (Ft. Mac) here.
I'm in the wastelands of Saskatchewan, earths taint.
Nobody asked I know, I don't care, I felt the urge to spam.
Sakatchewan: Earth's taint. Lol! I love it! Quite fitting, I gotta remember that.
Alberta is definitely the balls, which would make Ontario the asshole.
(Manitoba can also be taint.)
ROFL
I hope everyone in this thread freezes to death in a snow drift, homeless and alone, somewhere somewhere near the county line.
Rolanda you never bothered me but you may have single handily ruined this thread and for that no figgy pudding for you!
The pudding should also be with held for the double "somewhere".
Merry Christmas to all of you!
thanks, you hosers! i've been feeling sorry for myself cause of the blizzard warning and the nasty wind chill...you guys make me feel like i live in the tropics :)
also - figgy pudding? is there really such an animal?
well a fig is a fruit
well drumrave is a nut
1rish1 blog:
I am sitting in my office with an interesting hangover mix. I had some Vicodin and Tussionex and washed it down with about 9 Yeungling. I just finished cleaning up a huge pile of dog puke in my living room. I used a large plastic spoon and a grocery bag. Then I made some sausage and eggs. My stomach feels fine but my head is swimmy. I just farted. I am trying to motivate myself to go do some Christmas shopping but it is already 5:00 and I really need to do some house cleaning. I will probably just go buy a twelver and play Left For Dead for the rest of the day. I am single and very lonely so I may watch some MILF porn and go jerk off in the shower. I use axe body gel for lube. It smells nice and I rarely chafe myself with it. I haven't put up any Christmas decorations because it seems a lot of work without anyone living here so enjoy them with. My buddy claims his girlfriends friend wants to bang me so I may go to the bar later tonight. That is going to be my Saturday.
I am relaxing in my bed after a long, difficult work week. My 5 year old son just left to spend a few days with his dad and the house is oddly quiet except for the washing machine churning away in the kitchen. I sigh, finally able to let my mind and body rest. I am very happy.
I will be heading off to Canada in 5 days with my boy to spend a belated Christmas with my man and will stay for the whole month. It will be the best Christmas in so many ways. It will be our 1st one together as a family, very special. I'm looking forward to sharing our traditions and learning about dik's and combining them together to make our very own groovy holiday mix. It will be the 1st time my son has seen this much snow, the real thing. We are planning a massive snow fort. Dik says he'll show us California noobs proper snow ball making. We'll ambush him and tell you guys about it later. I'm planning to stuff stockings, make cookies for Murray and the neighborhood kids to decorate, make hot chocolate, and a big ole turkey for our Christmas eve along with all the goodies. Dik will help, he's a good cook. I want to make it wonderful, I want to give back some of the happiness that I have had so much of this past year. Strangely enough, it all started here.
Well, I'm going to take a nap and then clean my house and meet dik later for mucho and Yahoo. See you guys; and a very Merry Christmas to all of you. Especially dik. Merry Christmas to Hank and your beautiful new family. I wish you the best, even the old badger. You make me laugh, Hank, and I often feel a kinship to you as I find myself agreeing with you on many many subjects. Irish, Merry Christmas, I hope you get laid by hot twins tonight. Mr. Fugs, and Cheeky my limey friends, I wish you a warm and very happy holiday; and the other cat, Claude, thanks for the very cool pics, you've made dik and me laugh for hours. Merry Christmas all of you pervs and freaks, I enjoy knowing you all...Drum, Balls, Wanko, many more, even Possum if he would stop being such a pussy.
Due to a number of events, I'll be on my own this Christmas. Well, that is until my housemates come back from their parents house. I've told them that I'm going to my mums for Christmas, & all I have to do is say I got home just before them when they get back for my story to stay intact.
*awwwwwwww @ jamiee & dik*
I'm bored so here's mine:
I woke up this "morning" slightly groggy after a company party last night. It was good though, we all got along well and drank and ate for free.
I let my dog out and took a dump first thing as I often do. I also often read on the shitter and become engrossed in the tales told. At length I took hold of my senses, put the book down, rubbed the circulation back into my legs, let the dog in, and proceeded to consume no less than one half pound of chex mix. I looked out the window at the snow on the mountains and the cold stillness and was once again reminded why I'm glad that I live where I do.
I also concluded that no mammal of right mind right mind would leave it's den in -temps, and also that no home bound mammal would deny itself the the pleasures of alcohol, even at such an early hour, so I instinctively cracked open a beer and checked mucho, where I was instantly overcome by the love that, like Peter Norths' semen, gushes from this site.
How could I forget Orange and captain Kirk! Happy Holidays y'all
Happy Holidays to everyone except fries.
PSN needs dedicated servers. I'm trying to play Call of Duty: World at War online and cannot get into a game because the connection keeps timing out. It gets frustrating, especially when you go on an 11 kill streak and then it drops you from the game. I wonder how many more kills I could of gotten.
It sounds petty but I'm sick and have nothing else to do while I try and get over this stupid cold. I actually think it maybe the flu because I'm waking up with back and muscle aches. I hope not though.
I wanted to go do something today but my friends aren't answering their phones which is frustrating, because I'd rather be out doing something rather then being by myself.
All I can think about is having to work tomorrow, which won't be fun. I hate working on sundays and I have to work christmas eve and christmas. This week will probably suck.
I want to go smoke hookah right now.
do you know what 1rish1 , ive just got in from 6 hours at work and your comment is the first thing i saw on here, somehow i think you are actually thinking about me really so i'm gonna wish you a Merry Xmas.
I was actually thinking about all the people here that I enjoy conversing with and the few that i don't like Buttface and elpiss. But you were the only one I didn't want to wish happy holidays to.
the fact that you choose to name me out of all the other losers, goons and idiots on here is enough to fill my with holiday cheer. xx
*heart
Happy holidays to all ( except bootface & a couple other racist pos ) Jamiee&dik , when will the marriage take place ? Good going Claude on the pic .
Merry Cristmas Roland
And the blogs were all good , I would write one , but I hate to type .
Christmas
dik is moving here, we're getting a fiance visa, so hopefully we'll be married before summer, by fall at the latest
thanks for mentioning me jaimee :)
(-new year's res. #1: Stop Being Such A Pussy)
dik is going to live in Cali with you or will the 2 of you move back to Canada ?
Haha, your humor is good
hiya aqua! no gator for xmas dinner, but you DID kind of inspire me: my contribution to the pot-luck is going to be Crawfish Etoufee (can only get the frozen ones up here, but still good stuff)
A sense of humor is very much needed , especially if look at the state of things in this world , but I know and hope things will get better someday :)
having been lurking this site for years, i have a weird feeling like i know some of the above people, when in-fact, i have no idea who any of you fucks are.
Suffice to say, i have spent many hours genuinely laughing out loud as things said on these boards, and looking forward to checking this site when i come home from work.
anyway, enough of this self indulgent ranting, im well aware that no-one gives a fuck about another noobs comments, however, i still felt compelled to write a brief message and wish you all a merry Christmas
Aqua, dik is coming here with dik jr. until my son is at least done with grade school; then we may move back to Canada. I'd love to live there. California is very nice too
heya diss
1.im alot more of a noob than you -relax
2.i totally agree with you: the pics and vids you can get anywhere...it's the comments that make this place special
3)merry xmas
4)shutting the fuck up now
Possum , this time of year only frozen here too , pond will be available end of Jan. depending on temp , but those will be expensive . Wild crawfish (the best flavor) not available till around March . We still have fresh shrimp & oyster season just starting .
haha possum your a funny guy
merry xmas
changed my avatar! Merry Christmas all!!!
drums, all i'm getting is the Generic
Check out drums page , sometimes it takes a while to get into the system , drum , full time pimp .
but wont this pic piss off pussyhands? (he's kinda territorial about this stuff)
I don't know and/or care, I think it's pretty funny
On top of all that, Happy Birthday to me!
no shit fugs?
how old?
I'd rather just have 'a' birthday, but in reality I'm now 43.
:(
i still (barely) have you beat, fugs..
i turn 46 in march
also :(
Yeah, but that's in march, I have to put up with "this is for your birthday and christmas" presents. I always lose out!
possum blog:
got all of my xmas shopping done today, in spite of the nasty weather (the canucks shamed me into it)
...got home, got yowled at by these two spoiled felines wanting treats (which i had forgotten)...
finally threw 'em both out into the nearest snowbank for a bit...funny how much better they're behaving now
possum, I didn't realize how old you were. I'm afraid you might have a heart attack mid zombie invasion. I'm torn as to what to do.
put me in the front lines
make me shut up
and put dead flowers on my grave
Fug's blog.
Woke up at 7:45, head still hurting from friday night, went back to sleep. Got up at noon, had chicken sandwich, fucked around on web 'til evening, bought some beer, went to a party and got home one year older!
Oranje, merry christmas, man. Don't let being on your own get you down, it can sometimes be a blessing. Go out, get drunk, and sleep peacefully. Christmas is your own time, to do as you will.
rish - you didnt know i was this old?
where did you think all the bitterness came from then ?
Happy birthday Mr. Fugs! If I was going to get you a present, I'd be sure to get 2 separate ones, both good
55 , am I the oldest here ? Mustang was a year older than me but he is no longer here .
Borracho is in his 60's I think, he still stops in
Borracist is like 65.
Damn, i remember Mustang...
Is Borracho still alive , that old bastard .
Yes, he was here about a month ago or so. I am pretty sure he works off-shore.
Didn't Mustang have cancer or something?
i wonder what happened to savage. or hotshot.
brain tumor iirc
and isn't godzilla old too
Mustang said he had cancer , recently lost 2 1st cousins with cancer , 50 and 56 , damn La. cancer rate is at the top of the list ,lots of chemical plants here , I think I may move the hell out of here before its too late .
On a better note my dad died at 86 and his mom at 98 , my moms mother 86 and dad 88 , those tough fucking Germans don't give up easily .
possum, I knew you were old, but I didn't realize how old. I thought you were like dik-old. Now I'm afraid I may turn out like you.
dik-old?
Fuck you possum , I am only 9 years older than you , if you are in my physical shape at my age , say thank you dad . Son , what is the temp. up there? , I may be getting the hell out of this heat , mosquito ridden place soon , got a room for your dear old dad ?
Yes, dik-old. As in so old it doesn't matter anymore.
^priest toucher
you're like 30 right?
An age where you just don't give a fuck what happens is a time of complete happiness . I reached that age at @ 24 .
Yes dik, I'm 30.
haha
30? Fuck no, I'm not that old. You old fuckers are old.
Kirk , your liein ass , I know you are at least 78 .
I'm 40, but I don't look a day over 36. And I've got baby smooth skin.
Dik is over 40, but he is spry as a motherfucker.
Dik is 30 too.
ALT, no, i'm young, ask Dik.
I think Irish is like 28 or 29.
All you fuckers are old. Hahahaha, if you guys fall down and break a hip, its over.
Being young FTW!!!!!
youth is fleeting and wasted on noobs...you'll see
i love being the age i am personally
Yea, you keep saying that CallCenterave.
As do i dik.
i'm not over 40 yet hank..kirk probably is
I already realize that the good days are past and i'm nowhere near as old as you guys. It must suck to be old like y'all.
no, not at all.....i said i was 30
irish, ask hank... i wouldn't have any idea what you are talking about.
I know you and dik are the same age. I don't need to ask around to see that you guys are on your last legs. If you guys were horses I'd have had to shoot you out of mercy.
irish you noob...i don't even consider you a grown up yet
Yes, you do. You wish you were me.
hahaha.."you wish you were me"
disturbing.
I had some admiration for 1rish1 but know i found out he's thinks people past 30 are fucked up oldies then i say screw you 1rish1
christmas is gay
plus hes a fag
merry christmas irish...despite your behavior...you're funny and somehow i believe you're a decent person
anyone who loves dogs like you do can't be all bad
you have a poodle thats not a dog its a fag, a species on its own. irish would love it though
i wish honestly you walked in my front door unannounced and had to deal with stan...you wouldn't be calling him names i assure you
what's wrong bootface? nobody wished you merry christmas?...that tell you anything?
it should...mucho is sort of an opportunity to be yourself...apparently you suck
don't bother dickhole i know what you're going to say anyway
i suck? anybody outside of mucho say shit to you? ever? id just kick your stupid dog
Shut the fuck up Bootface. dik and jamie bring Christmas cheer to Mucho with their lovely clothes and you go and spoil it all.
im sorry...just not to dik
apologizing to me won't do you any good anyway...bootface my life is fucking awesome man..has been for years..i'm a happy guy..you don't seem to happy to me...or too smart or too funny..no wonder santa's skipping your chimney you fucking loser hahahaha suck it
^hahahaha dik
suck it bootface
hahaha, if i didnt think you were such a dumbass i could appreciate your sense of humor. but your a dumbass
Merry Christmas to all.
You're the dumbass, Buttface. Even worse is that you aren't smart enough to realize it. You are like a dog that runs full speed out to the end of it's rope before getting jerked back by the neck everytime, everyday, over and over, thousands of times, never learning the limits of it's world.
how so? citing examples please
since your so fucking wise
Fucking long thread. Not reading this bollocks. But, fuck you all. And Hank? No apostrophe in the possessive 'its' you bag of douche.
I think hank jerks off after every post, like its some witty orgasm for him, except nobody gives a fuck what hes talking about.
^ You are going to play grammar police? That's 100% weak sauce.
Buttface, you are incapable of understanding any examples I might provide and unwilling to accept what everybody else already knows, so it would be pointless.
Haha, nobody gives a fuck about what you say, BootyFart. There is a lot of love for me here. This thread is but one example.
I'm just loving the hypocrisy running ubiquitously rampant on this thread. And I thought I was the Lord of Long Paragraphs. +10 team irony.
hahaha! Irrefutable proof that Wanky derives some semblance of self-congratulatory self-worth from his 'pals' here at Mucho. If you 'show him love' you complete him. Hank? Get out more. Really.
Yeah, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? To complete a person? Is that like when your boyfriend tucks his sack back and the two of you play the "crying game."
If you are going to insinuate that there is something wrong with having online friends I'm afraid you are out of step with the reality of most people here.
thing is this thread was showing the love for dik and jamie not you Hanky
This thread was everybody showing christmas spirit and love for everybody else. Did you actually read the thread? Are you crying because noone wished you a Merry Christmas?
Then, as usual, a couple of sour cunts have to show up and try to ruin the party.
Anyways, Merry Christmas Fries, now shut the fuck up.
Hank, there are alot of pathetic people here, but your by far the worst. I couldnt fathom sharing christmas joy with the members of muchosucko, you could however..because your a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Here we go...
I'm Hank...Its nearly christmas, and I'll i did this past year was take up space converting oxygen to carbon dioxide. The christmas tree is the only light in the room, if you discount my glowing wit nobody else can see. I had serious self esteem issues when i was a child, but i never developed any physical abilities to deal with bullies, so i took pride in anonymity on the internet. Brilliant here really, I can insult all my former bullies without fear of reprisal. I unplug the tree and retire from being so witty online.
Why do you even bother typing it out? Your comments are stupid as fuck and hating me doesn't make you any smarter or funnier.
Lots of people here get along and are friends online. Sharing some christmas joy with friends is a good thing. Do you think that by having 0 friends here that somehow makes you better than us?
If my comments are so stupid and pointless why have you wasted so much time responding? You're a waste, always will be. Probably your best friends on this site. How sad is that? Could kill yourself now, they wouldnt care..just like the real life friends you don't have. Stay online, loser..it's the only place you'll ever be accepted. Merry Christmas.
I respond to your bullshit out of pure boredom.
Merry Christmas Fries, I hope you have a wonderful Christmas, and don't work too hard
Bootface, try saying something nice for a change, it might make you feel better
jamiee has always been a nice person. Merry christmas jamiee and dik. I know you and I dont get along, but if you havent figured it out yet, I'm not that great at comebacks or insults for that matter. Not at all really. So I just fuck with people in different methods. Usually, only I find it funny. But I just wanted you to know I wish you two the best and am extremely jealous of all the snow ya'll get to have. If I had it my way I would get a log cabin somewhere and chop wood and make cider. Mmmm...
Thanks K-Billy, that was really unexpected which makes it even nicer. I used to live in a log cabin in NC mountains, just a wood stove for heat. It was peaceful, the snow was so beautiful. and my dogs loved it
marry christmas u all
Merry Christmas to everyone. Even the ones I sometimes don't get along with so well. That means you Irish, and K-billy. Bootface, you don't deserve a good Christmas. Stop commenting if you hate everyone so much. And I apologize for being such a dick to you recently drumrave. Dik and jaimiee, I wish you two luck for your future, but I don't think you're going to need it. Reading your stories always puts a smile on my face. Same goes to you Hank. I think you'll make a good dad. Possum - take jaimiee's advice, but otherwise you're one amusing fucker. To all the brits and whoever else I've forgotten: Merry Christmas. You all just keep doing your thing.
By the way, I wonder how Toolman's doing?
Bwaaah its christmas time so ill apologize to everyone and stop being a dick for a week.
thanks, gottlos :)...
When the fuck did this place become Walton's Mountain?
I'm 32, if anyone cares.
Tonight I went to a solstice bonfire thing for a bunch of bark-eating, "we renounce cock except for when we want my partner's brother to fuck me until I'm pregnant," kind of ladies' group. I got to build the bonfire in a wooded park in the river-valley, and it was a fuckin shit-kicker. I love swinging an ax for a bunch of dikes: watch the swaggering ones in lumberjack shirts flinch and then look away when you first make eye contact with them after demolishing an oak palate with an ax.
It was also -27 C before windchill today. Boy I'd hate to have someone really angry at me now.
Jebus H Christ......
Note that the chick in this pic has a much larger frame than does Jaimee. -Dik, however, is anatomically precise, right down to the sweater.
^fact
I am a big girl here
Yes, you are.
jamiee misspelled 'massive'.
What are you getting at Captain?
That this pic inappropriately depicts you as an obese 'thing'.
ya, the shoulders are massive; I could pummel dik
nonsense..
^liar.
Haha, he knows it's real
So why does dik's picture look like he had a shaving accident?
dik is a shaving accident
Claude, sorry bro, but -0.5 for not fixing dik's shadow in the background.
It's not dik. It's Steven Segal.
White Trash
Can I come over?
No.
I'm coming over either way...
you're coming to England ?
He just typed 'out' incorrectly.