Yeah, that puppy is in for a rough time. Monkeys are sadistic, evil fucks. All of them. Although it's fun to see them preform sex acts on each other. Whoever said homosexuality isn't natural has NOT been around monkeys.
I thought monkeys did that kind of stuff (mounting other males, display of erect penis in the opponent's face, etc...) as a way to assert dominance, not for sexual pleasure. Something like prison perhaps, although I wouldn't know.
A tip Hank: once you stop trying to think, you'll actually start appearing a lot less stupid. Funny that.
What's more likely: your scenario of dominance and coercion, or that it simply feels good? Hmmmmmm... Besides, I've seen one monkey just casually start giving his buddy a leisurely handjob. Seemed awfully friendly to me.
Well, witty retort aside, monkeys actually do do that stuff to assert their dominance (and conversly, other actions are used to show submission) within their groups. Besides your anecdote of watching gay monkey love, what else are you bringing besides an obvious dislike for intelligent comments?
Love it. I don't like your comments so I therefor dislike intelligent comments. Toot that horn bitch, no one else is! Spouting TRIVIA does not = intelligence, Hank. Nor is it clever. Or even interesting. You might be right, and I could give a shit if you are, because you still got shit going on and it's obvious. But thanks for calling me witty.
I did get the joke backwards, oops, but my original comment was interesting (at least compared to the standard quo here, you fucking idiot) and true. Hence, you took offense. If I'd just said, "Fap, fap, etc... I'd hit it" you wouldn't be bothered. And it's not that you didn't like that comment about animal behavior (or trivia, as you call it) it's that you have some beef against me, so you attack without thinking about the comment at all. Of course, you don't care whether it's right or not. You never thought about it. I'm not the one who appears stupid. It's you. And, obviously, (jesus, why do I have to explain these things?) your retort was not witty. (Sarcasm)
Hank everyone sees you as an idiot, as for the penis thing, its pretty common knowledge that homosexuality isnt that rare when it come to monkeys/niggers.
I didn't say homosexuality was rare in monkeys or apes or Englishmen. As for how people see me, I don't care. I'm far from an idiot. Are you the new spokesman for "Everyone"? Congratulations.
Jesus, why is everyone so dumb on this site? YOU don't find it interesting. So what? I think animal behavior is interesting, especially monkeys, as we are biologically close to them. We share many of the same behavior patterns. You perhaps more than most.
I'll bet you encounter a lot of dumb people in real life too, don't you Hank? A tip: that glassy eyed look people get after you've been talking for a while isn't stupidity.
Don't worry yourself, Hank. When you're all done with mucho tonight, go stare at your degree for a while. That'll reassure you that you're intelligent. Sure it will.
I don't need reassurance. But, I did go to college and get an education. Thanks for noticing. When your finished, why do you just stare at the wall or something?
...actually, the monkey's do it both for pleasure and as a social thing. The social aspect is to show dominance (among males) and to show acceptance within the group (among females). However, mostly it's because they feel like fucking. I've got a friend that studies monkey's.
I've heard about babboons snatching up pups of stray dogs in Africa and raising them as part of their troupe. Pretty cool, if you think about it. Oh wait...
There's an interesting Japanese expression, monkey - dog relationship, which describes two people who just don't get along due to personality conflicts.
Comments to a challenger approaches
Im supposed to say first right?
Only if you want your exper.....I've said it below...(damn glitches)...
newb
only if you are a regular on utube....
i was kidding btw just wanted to stir you guys up so i could introduce myself into your preestablished discussion group.
HAHAHA.
Oh and third.
^^And only if you want your experience here to be hell......I'm just saying...
Nah, that doesn't even come close to the sloth, much less the kitten.
man that monkey is going to be full.
Luckily I understand monkey.
"I swear to god, i'll fucking kill him. Just give me the bananas and everyone gets to go home alive tonight."
Yeah, that puppy is in for a rough time. Monkeys are sadistic, evil fucks. All of them. Although it's fun to see them preform sex acts on each other. Whoever said homosexuality isn't natural has NOT been around monkeys.
I thought monkeys did that kind of stuff (mounting other males, display of erect penis in the opponent's face, etc...) as a way to assert dominance, not for sexual pleasure. Something like prison perhaps, although I wouldn't know.
A tip Hank: once you stop trying to think, you'll actually start appearing a lot less stupid. Funny that.
What's more likely: your scenario of dominance and coercion, or that it simply feels good? Hmmmmmm... Besides, I've seen one monkey just casually start giving his buddy a leisurely handjob. Seemed awfully friendly to me.
Well, witty retort aside, monkeys actually do do that stuff to assert their dominance (and conversly, other actions are used to show submission) within their groups. Besides your anecdote of watching gay monkey love, what else are you bringing besides an obvious dislike for intelligent comments?
Oh yeah, what did the prostitute say to the leper? Keep the tip. And without the tip what are you? Balls_Alone.
Love it. I don't like your comments so I therefor dislike intelligent comments. Toot that horn bitch, no one else is! Spouting TRIVIA does not = intelligence, Hank. Nor is it clever. Or even interesting. You might be right, and I could give a shit if you are, because you still got shit going on and it's obvious. But thanks for calling me witty.
Hahahahaha! You came up with the same name for me as K-Billy did back when I still bothered with him. NICE!
And you got your stupid joke backwards, you fucking halfwit.
I did get the joke backwards, oops, but my original comment was interesting (at least compared to the standard quo here, you fucking idiot) and true. Hence, you took offense. If I'd just said, "Fap, fap, etc... I'd hit it" you wouldn't be bothered. And it's not that you didn't like that comment about animal behavior (or trivia, as you call it) it's that you have some beef against me, so you attack without thinking about the comment at all. Of course, you don't care whether it's right or not. You never thought about it. I'm not the one who appears stupid. It's you. And, obviously, (jesus, why do I have to explain these things?) your retort was not witty. (Sarcasm)
Hank everyone sees you as an idiot, as for the penis thing, its pretty common knowledge that homosexuality isnt that rare when it come to monkeys/niggers.
I didn't say homosexuality was rare in monkeys or apes or Englishmen. As for how people see me, I don't care. I'm far from an idiot. Are you the new spokesman for "Everyone"? Congratulations.
No Hank, your original comment was not interesting. And yes, Oranje is the spokesman for everyone. So piss off, you idiotic walking pile of puss.
Jesus, why is everyone so dumb on this site? YOU don't find it interesting. So what? I think animal behavior is interesting, especially monkeys, as we are biologically close to them. We share many of the same behavior patterns. You perhaps more than most.
I'll bet you encounter a lot of dumb people in real life too, don't you Hank? A tip: that glassy eyed look people get after you've been talking for a while isn't stupidity.
A tip: nobody wants your tips. Another tip: your not funny.
Yeah, well. Given your (properly used) idea of what's funny I'll take that as a compliment.
Why is it always my comments that get replied too and turn into a mass debate. Yes i said mass debate dont get too much of a hard on.
All I can say is.. "Zing!"
You must have been dying to say something, anything.
Don't worry yourself, Hank. When you're all done with mucho tonight, go stare at your degree for a while. That'll reassure you that you're intelligent. Sure it will.
I don't need reassurance. But, I did go to college and get an education. Thanks for noticing. When your finished, why do you just stare at the wall or something?
...actually, the monkey's do it both for pleasure and as a social thing. The social aspect is to show dominance (among males) and to show acceptance within the group (among females). However, mostly it's because they feel like fucking. I've got a friend that studies monkey's.
I just hope your 'friend' isn't the dominant male within the study group... On second thoughts, post the vids.
I thought I said "alls alone" It would have been more meaningfull than "balls alone" Oh well, i already forgot about two beers ago...
he's my lovechild damnitt..damn you all!!
who let ryoga out?
I've heard about babboons snatching up pups of stray dogs in Africa and raising them as part of their troupe. Pretty cool, if you think about it. Oh wait...
baboons
what??? "Wait?" Wait about what? Baboons? LOL! Idiot.
There's an interesting Japanese expression, monkey - dog relationship, which describes two people who just don't get along due to personality conflicts.
Not as interesting as the MuchoSucko expression "WHY are YOU here?" which is used to describe people who are cunts.
...so Hank why are ya?
Because I feel like being here. Yeah, your right, the Mucho expression is way more interesting.
Uh oh... Nobodies gotten the "why are you here" treatment since Playa4. This could take a while.
I take it Playa4 was a sparkling wiggle?
Ape Rape.