oh man, theres this freaky hippie whore on myspace who's coming to meet me for a concert in like two weeks who wants me to do shit like this to her. i would fucking love to, shes cute, but shes so nasty when it comes to...everything. she sleeps under bridges, makes friends with homeless people, and dumpster dives for food as a hobby saying its "fun" even though she has a steady job and apartment. not to mention she was a stripper when she was sixteen and has been a prostitute. she was on some sugardaddy.com site and she told me a 35 year old guy paid her 350 bucks "to go to dinner". i dont believe it for a second though. like i said, she wants me to do all kinds of shit like this to her and id love to because i'll probably never find another cute chick to do this but theres no way im going to risk getting aids or something from her.
and speaking of sex sites, the ad for seekbang here, the "facebook of sex" is just a facade for sexsearch.com, which i was a member of back when i was in junior high trying to lose my virginity lol. every single girl on there is fake and they still have the same profiles and pics they did from 7 years ago.
Oh, bullocks ad. Deep down you know that she enjoys your attention, she's just afraid of getting hurt. I'm sure that she is highly interested beneath this fake barrier of fake mucho "I'm too hot for any of you" thing she's made herself believe.
i never thought i would hear such positive encouragement from anyone on mucho. i feel so loved <3
and if she does think shes too hot for me, i must not be that bad because my ex from high school broke up with me to date nick lachey. no kidding either, i have the magazine articles to prove it. i should post those.
okay, im sure no one would like me to make a video fisting that hippie whores asshole with a ms sign or something. maybe she would let me poop on her lol.
Comments to a happy ending
type of girl you wanna take home to your parents ay?
Her private area is so destroyed, I wonder if she can maintain body fluid control.
Her private area? Wow!
hahaha srsly how can even watch this vid and think that ur gona be proper
Is this some kind of cooking show?
best way to do chilli beans.
8:05 that fart was scary
bet she could make some killer ass salsa in there
Im wondering if they use that peper after! I would suggest to use a squash, some corn and chilli pepers!
I think I saw some shit...7.12 or so...
imma throw up my ham n cheese
Film it and post it. Remember the sign.
naw im keeping it down it was a good sandwich
thats one strong pepper!
haha like a christmas-colored dildo
would it be normal for his finger to go up her ass and out her pussy?
i think thats called "the alien"
I could go for gazpacho.
barfs on keyboard AGAIN!...sends cleaning bill to syracuse
Send it to JoeGirardi, he won't mind cause they've been winning.
Now you know where Chipotle peppers come from.
I know why he wouldn't stick it in..tryin to bang on the end of that green pepper would hurt butt good...
oh man, theres this freaky hippie whore on myspace who's coming to meet me for a concert in like two weeks who wants me to do shit like this to her. i would fucking love to, shes cute, but shes so nasty when it comes to...everything. she sleeps under bridges, makes friends with homeless people, and dumpster dives for food as a hobby saying its "fun" even though she has a steady job and apartment. not to mention she was a stripper when she was sixteen and has been a prostitute. she was on some sugardaddy.com site and she told me a 35 year old guy paid her 350 bucks "to go to dinner". i dont believe it for a second though. like i said, she wants me to do all kinds of shit like this to her and id love to because i'll probably never find another cute chick to do this but theres no way im going to risk getting aids or something from her.
and speaking of sex sites, the ad for seekbang here, the "facebook of sex" is just a facade for sexsearch.com, which i was a member of back when i was in junior high trying to lose my virginity lol. every single girl on there is fake and they still have the same profiles and pics they did from 7 years ago.
You're right, it's safer just to stick with lucid.
as im sure most of you will tell me...
tl;dr
too bad my feelings for lucid will never be reciprocated =(
god i just think it would be so fun to stick my hand up a girls butt though.
Oh, bullocks ad. Deep down you know that she enjoys your attention, she's just afraid of getting hurt. I'm sure that she is highly interested beneath this fake barrier of fake mucho "I'm too hot for any of you" thing she's made herself believe.
i never thought i would hear such positive encouragement from anyone on mucho. i feel so loved <3
and if she does think shes too hot for me, i must not be that bad because my ex from high school broke up with me to date nick lachey. no kidding either, i have the magazine articles to prove it. i should post those.
a: nobody cares
b: nobody cares
c: go ejaculate & shit on something else, at least that was interesting
okay, im sure no one would like me to make a video fisting that hippie whores asshole with a ms sign or something. maybe she would let me poop on her lol.
Slap her in the face with a shitsock in Steve's honor.
push her stool in ya fag
Stop bein a bitch an stuff a red pepper up her ass while you're at it.
yummy, stuffed pepper