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A Hole Into A Cow's Stomach

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A Hole Into A Cow's Stomach

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  • Pinglebolle
    Pinglebolle 2007-10-14T04:04:16Z says:

    holy cow

    • Jimjammajay
      Jimjammajay 2007-10-14T06:57:25Z says:

      no pun intended there right?

    • Pinglebolle
      Pinglebolle 2007-10-14T15:49:57Z says:

      pun intended:/

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2007-10-14T04:05:04Z says:

    Thay have a cow with one of these holes in it at the local college. You can see it when you drive by the field, it just walks around like any other cow.

    • Pinglebolle
      Pinglebolle 2007-10-14T04:11:16Z says:

      how are special cows supposed to walk around

      should they have their own kind of walk?

    • Gir
      Gir 2007-10-14T04:12:20Z says:

      They have cow wheelchairs now....

  • jonnythatsme
    jonnythatsme 2007-10-14T04:16:55Z says:

    Thats awesome when ever you want a burger and your to lazy to kill the cow all you have to do is reach in and pull the beef out

    • toolman961
      toolman961 2007-10-14T04:39:15Z says:

      Wendy"where's the beef", It's in that glory hole!

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2007-10-14T11:54:47Z says:

      You sick fucks keep coming up with crazy names for fisting. Pulling the beef out? Too long man fisting is fisting.

  • toolman961
    toolman961 2007-10-14T04:41:25Z says:

    Can anyone tell me what the purpose of that is. I mean, is that a course in farm education to show you how grass is digested?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-14T09:37:56Z says:

      Nah, they do it for research purposes. Most often, it's used to harvest the organisms that live in a cow's stomach and break down plant matter.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-10-15T01:34:31Z says:

      sorry smerf it is to check on the digestive process and success of different feeds with different fiber contents, which enables the farmer to know what feed will give him the highest yield in salable beef. although you could be right about that part of the research area, i know that it causes no discomfort to the cow except maybe till the initial incision heals

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2007-10-16T01:11:27Z says:

      This is for when they have the weekly drawing to see who wins the 10 gallons of milk at the local dairy.

      They put all the pieces of paper with names written on them in the cow's stomach.

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-10-14T04:48:26Z says:

    nice access flange, there, mister cow.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2007-10-14T13:08:50Z says:

      Mister cow? Since when have cows been male?

  • master-zebulon
    master-zebulon 2007-10-14T04:49:12Z says:

    nice long gloves, too, doc.

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2007-10-14T11:55:47Z says:

      I hope they change gloves when they artificially insemintate the cow.

  • dik
    dik 2007-10-14T07:12:15Z says:

    i guess my first question is why is there a big hole in that cow?

    • UshutfaceNow
      UshutfaceNow 2007-10-14T07:44:38Z says:

      Same here.

    • IGoPPStandingUp
      IGoPPStandingUp 2007-10-14T08:10:08Z says:

      Wernt you listening the guy clearly said "ping pang pong ching chang chi ping changie ching chang..."

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-10-14T09:38:25Z says:

      For the answer, see above. I'd type it here too, but I'm lazy.

  • SnizMasterJ
    SnizMasterJ 2007-10-14T08:54:16Z says:

    There was a cow like this at UC Davis and the cow sneezed and it shot al over this chick there. It was hilarious.

    • anotherpocho
      anotherpocho 2007-10-14T11:57:21Z says:

      I'd love to see something like that man. Was it all over the girls hair? If so, FUCK YEAH

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2007-10-14T12:01:20Z says:

      A little over-excited, pocho?

  • Odds
    Odds 2007-10-14T12:21:57Z says:

    http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=306

    for more cow holeyness

  • nitrohuck
    nitrohuck 2007-10-14T21:30:37Z says:

    ive always wanted to dump shit out of my stomach... my grandpa does it... i'd be stoked...

  • nitrohuck
    nitrohuck 2007-10-14T21:32:22Z says:

    also gonna go out on a limb here and say that cow died of infection like 2 days later.

  • shloppypoppyweedooshraw
    shloppypoppyweedooshraw 2007-10-15T04:01:56Z says:

    http://www.weirdnj.com/stories/_animals02.asp

    I'm guessing this is actually a different cow but concerns the same concept. Btw, Weird New Jersey is just a cool site to look through anyway.

HankChinaski
posted October 14, 2007

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