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A little bit of Mitch

R.I.P. Still funny to this day.

A little bit of Mitch

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funny,  comedy,  shorts,  comedian,  standup,  mitch hedberg

Comments to A little bit of Mitch

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-02-07T05:21:41Z says:

    He is funny as fuck.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T05:27:37Z says:

      too funny for this world, sadly... just like the rest, except for jim carrey's lucky ass

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-07T05:43:56Z says:

      Mitch Headberg & Bill Hicks are both great examples of how the greats die young.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-07T05:44:35Z says:

      Jim Carrey isn't funny....any more.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-02-07T08:32:36Z says:

      At least Bill Hicks called his exact death in one of his routines. I love that man.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T21:00:26Z says:

      ^^one of the few times you could say that on MS and get away with it

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-02-08T02:38:20Z says:

      yea metal except typical is a split bottom

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-08T03:10:19Z says:

      Yeah, but Typical's fine. As long as she does what she's told!

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:15:26Z says:

      i just wish Typs would hang out here a little more often :(

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-08T03:24:40Z says:

      She should be getting back to my basement, but I'm too tired to get her.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:30:53Z says:

      haha

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:36:25Z says:

      url to typs tit post?

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:39:47Z says:

      maybe, if you shut up a little bit
      *dangles carrot, hides big stick*

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:45:16Z says:

      i'm afraid i can't do that...
      if i stop talking, i start thinking!

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:49:41Z says:

      ^still thinks digital watches are the "in" thing

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:54:40Z says:

      at least i have my towel

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:59:19Z says:

      willan haven onbeen towelen

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T04:01:07Z says:

      meat, could you at least make yourself useful and rustle up a pizza for your bro possum?

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T04:02:21Z says:

      oh, and let lucid deliver it...i'll give her a tip she'll never forget

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T04:07:04Z says:

      i knew it, your using recipricersexclusions

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T04:08:16Z says:

      that sounds like a S.E.P.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T04:17:50Z says:

      WHOP

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T04:29:29Z says:

      damn, i expected 42adams to chime in by now

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T04:38:24Z says:

      naah , 42 seems to check in every week or so at best...unlike our sorry selves

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T05:05:12Z says:

      can't be sorry if don't have any shame :)

  • RandallFlagg
    RandallFlagg 2009-02-07T05:54:24Z says:

    brilliant

  • hidden2122
    hidden2122 2009-02-07T06:09:04Z says:

    not funny

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T08:14:35Z says:

      ^not straight

  • ferret10
    ferret10 2009-02-07T06:18:56Z says:

    I think I heard the bed jokes on the radio one time. Laughed my ass off XD haha

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2009-02-07T07:21:13Z says:

    His first album was the best. His last one wasn't that great.

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2009-02-07T08:59:28Z says:

      the best is his bootleg stuff where he's just trying out jokes and they dont make sense

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-07T09:49:29Z says:

      That's kinda what his 1st album is. He's just reading off a list.

  • SteeLxLiver
    SteeLxLiver 2009-02-07T07:27:50Z says:

    I hated this fuck... The glasses... He thought he was so cool...

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-07T07:35:28Z says:

      He wore them because of stage fright, dipshit.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T08:16:43Z says:

      don't forget about the immense amount of opiats and hallucinagens

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-07T10:03:30Z says:

      or the fact he was a dbag

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-02-07T16:11:48Z says:

      ^ agreed. Him militant followers have forever sullied his name. Most of them didn't even know he existed until after he died.

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-02-07T16:12:06Z says:

      *his

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-07T16:30:41Z says:

      Militant followers? Can't some people just think he's funny?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-07T16:37:00Z says:

      He is nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-07T16:38:44Z says:

      Or Carrot Top.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-07T16:40:58Z says:

      You really think Dane Cook is funny?

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-07T16:53:00Z says:

      nobody thinks dane cook is funny except dane cook ...and a bunch of assholes

    • xxNATASxx
      xxNATASxx 2009-02-07T17:01:23Z says:

      Andrew dice clay, Now that guys was funny.But now he cant even hang with Jackie the joke man.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2009-02-07T17:10:34Z says:

      Only teenage girls think Dane Cook is funny.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-02-07T17:18:09Z says:

      yak told me Dane Cook was his favorite comedian.

    • Endbn3
      Endbn3 2009-02-07T18:39:59Z says:

      Dane Cook < Carlos Mencia
      .
      Carlos Mencia Blows

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-07T20:09:33Z says:

      my favorite comedian for standup currently is easily ricky gervais his standup routine is ridiculous

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-07T20:26:27Z says:

      This guy wasn't very funny. Ricky Gervais is a natural...but one hell of an arrogant little fat fucker.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T20:46:13Z says:

      comedian: *fart sound*
      MS user who doesn't like mitch: haha lol so funny!

    • yak
      yak 2009-02-07T21:08:09Z says:

      ricky gervais isn't arrogant.. thats just his character.. thats part of the routine which makes it funny

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-02-07T23:16:22Z says:

      Ricky gervais is an great comedian, have you ever seen any of eddie izzard or jimmy carr's stuff yak? its some funny shit.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T23:37:07Z says:

      for sure, that froods alright

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T00:09:42Z says:

      "MS user who doesn't like mitch: haha lol so funny!"
      Wtf, you stupid noob - don't think so highly of yourself to assume you know 'what a MS user should/should not like'. I didn't realise everyone who comes to MS has to like all the same things. You're a generic pube that gets stuck to the pecker helmet. Don't assume everyone else is the same as you...although...there are a few kids on this site who shouldn't be here - kids like you.
      yak? I'm afraid Ricky Gervais IS that arrogant. Yes, it is part of his routine, but he honestly is that conceited in real-life too. He's a guy that hit stardom out of nowhere in his late 30s, knows his talents, and is not at all afraid to let everyone know what they are. I've seen numerous interviews with those closest to him, who confirm he really loves himself...and is one of these short, fat, narcissists to boot. Part of his charm I guess you could say.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-08T01:11:37Z says:

      Shutup

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T01:17:37Z says:

      Fuck off, cunt.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:06:15Z says:

      i in no way did i said what i thought a MS user should like, i just made a commentary of those who do not like mitch.....
      besides, no one likes you so S the F up

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-02-08T03:13:13Z says:

      Ricky Gervais is not a great comedian, he's a stuck up cunt!He's a big-head who thinks that you should find everything he says funny. I hope somebody shoots him.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T03:15:03Z says:

      Are you trying to talk again, you fucking stinking noob?
      1. When are you gonna learn to form adequate sentences that convey your points?
      2. You're a useless little momma's boy who's hopped on the PC whilst she's out (again).
      3. Don't assume to know who does or does not like me here...or feel you are entitled to express any opinion here at all.
      You are nothing more than a worthless little pustule on the ass-crack of this site...and your attempts to 'make a name' and try to buddy up to other regs by attempting to dis me, are both laughable and extremely embarrassing, boy.
      *Ignore the noob named 'Metalface' mode is now fully operational.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:20:13Z says:

      yes! no more infantile cruel essays..
      thanks, you made my year

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T03:22:20Z says:

      ...it always makes me laugh when people like this douche provide their Myspaces. I take one look at them, and think 'Ahhh. Now I get it.' Your 'MrFirstMustacheandGoatee' looks really cool. Jesus H Christ.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:32:09Z says:

      funny story, since he didn't check out the link, that myspace url is a joke, like the rest of my personal info.... except the latin a-2-m porn

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:47:07Z says:

      funny story - nobody here checks out anything listed by noobs, unless it's just to pwn them...
      just fucking relax, dude! none of the old-timers give a flying fuck about me, and i've been here ten times longer than YOU...
      as smerf once told me, long ago: "hang around long enough, and you'll get it, roadkill"

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T03:50:02Z says:

      see this face: -_-
      calm as hindu cows

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T03:51:56Z says:

      now keep that up for the next 6 to 18 months

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-08T04:59:04Z says:

      I think Cruel and MetalFart are both ok.

    • possum
      possum 2009-02-08T05:07:28Z says:

      yeah? well try sharing a bathroom with either of them for a week or so...PIGS, that's what they are...
      PIGS!

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T05:15:05Z says:

      you said you wanted me to keep my boxers there so you could sniff 'em, wtf?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T11:25:08Z says:

      *Ignore Metalface mode temporarily lifted, for diagnostic reasons.
      Since I am clearly not as smart as you...could you please clarify something?
      Are you trying to say the Myspace page...which is set to private, has up-to-date access, is under the name 'Beserker/Metalface'(you too, are 'Russian'), has a pic of some doofus-looking guy with a back-turned black baseball cap with a gay smile...sporting a 1994-style stache/goatee combo...along with clothing-style from the same era (brown check shirt....nice) that's NOT you...25 from California, and pushing a bike that seems to have unfeasibly-short handle bars?
      That's NOT you, right? Hmmm. That's some genius work there...a lot of work went into that 'joke'.
      That's beautiful man...

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2009-02-08T12:56:10Z says:

      You know there's only a postcount on mucho, right? No wordcount.

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-08T16:30:13Z says:

      zowie!

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-08T16:30:37Z says:

      he's a long winded little douche isn't he

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T19:30:20Z says:

      Clutching at straws now Catweazel.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T19:43:39Z says:

      fuck, that's a real profile? oh well... you can go back to ignoring me please

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T19:49:09Z says:

      i changed it to 'myface' now, happy? wait, you'll never be happy, nevermind

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-02-08T20:01:32Z says:

      So that WASN'T you then? Okay. Phew. Coz that guy pushing the bike looks like a real douchey, momma's boy. But hey, at least you...I mean HE lives in Cali. Besides, I kinda thought 25 would be too old to be you.
      I have to go back out to the gym now...and won't be responding for a long time...so consider that an 'ignore Metalnoob mode' by default.

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T20:10:25Z says:

      yes! =)

  • BigDumbHippy
    BigDumbHippy 2009-02-07T08:59:49Z says:

    "If you lost your wallet its hard to dance"

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-07T20:47:03Z says:

      "if you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire-exit"

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-02-07T23:17:47Z says:

      "Alcoholism is a disease, but its the only disease you can get yelled at for having...dammit otto, your a drunk...dammit otto, you have lupus...one of those doesn't sound right"

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T05:14:18Z says:

      "someone asked me if i wanted a frozen banana, i said no, but i want regular banana later soooo, yeah"

  • liberalfag
    liberalfag 2009-02-07T11:57:53Z says:

    This is your comedian. This is your comedian on drugs.

    • MisterBanksIII
      MisterBanksIII 2009-02-07T12:25:46Z says:

      No shit. That amount of jokes should have taken him about 4 times that long.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-02-07T12:56:54Z says:

    "I like sandwiches made with three slices of bread.

    So do I.

    We should start a club!"

  • dik
    dik 2009-02-07T14:54:21Z says:

    this guys funny but this particular thing is on tv here all the time..

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2009-02-07T15:55:53Z says:

    http://www.muchosucko.com/show/12970
    but it does not work... so i guess that's ok

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-07T16:55:03Z says:

      failing it up a ton as usual huh kboy?

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-07T18:16:51Z says:

      what are you talking about dik? I submitted this same thing two years ago. How is that a fail you fucking red neck retard?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-07T20:07:22Z says:

      First you have the cheek to accuse someone of 'yelling obnoxiously' & now someone else of being a 'red neck retard'.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-08T05:01:10Z says:

      Stop yelling obnoxiously, O-rang, you yellow-teethed, red-neck retard.

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2009-02-08T23:50:01Z says:

      "have the cheek" Do you realize how gay that sounds?

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-02-09T00:16:57Z says:

      *shrugs*

      It is a common expression.

  • Derk
    Derk 2009-02-07T17:53:43Z says:

    This is like one of the only clips people ever show of him, it's great but it's old now. Post some others, with the yogurt joke this time!

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-02-07T18:35:49Z says:

      The best one ever: "I played golf, I'm not good at golf, I never got good at it, never got a hole in one...but I did hit a guy. And that's WAY more satisfyin'. You're supposed to yell 'Fore.' But I was too busy mumblin', 'There ain't no way that's gonna hit him.'"

    • Derk
      Derk 2009-02-07T18:42:07Z says:

      haha yeah that one's good too. Reminds me of "I play tennis, the thing that is depressing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as the wall, I played a wall once, they're fuckin relentless"

    • Mako
      Mako 2009-02-07T20:08:55Z says:

      His jokes are hilarious even when I read them, because I can actually picture how he would say the words.I don't think there will ever be another like Mitch.

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2009-02-08T02:43:10Z says:

      or george carlin

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-02-08T05:02:45Z says:

      "I saw a human pyramid once....

      It did NOT need to exist."

    • MetalFace
      MetalFace 2009-02-08T05:09:52Z says:

      dude, we're doing quotes on different thread

    • Derk
      Derk 2009-02-08T16:08:59Z says:

      No no Hank "I saw a human pyramid once...it was totally unnecessary"

    • dik
      dik 2009-02-08T16:31:22Z says:

      a human pyramid would be a bad place to bury a king

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-02-08T22:11:46Z says:

    We don't like Mitch, we love him. Not because we compared him to another comedian and decided he was funnier, we love him because he's beautiful.

  • Naddycat
    Naddycat 2009-02-08T22:28:52Z says:

    Here is another one of Mitch on MS
    http://www.muchosucko.com/show/9992

Mako
posted February 07, 2009
by Mako

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