A little message from JC

Comments to A little message from JC

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  abortedjesus 2009-03-15T04:05:09Z says:

  They really are doing god's work.
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  Gottlos 2009-03-15T04:32:10Z says:

  Real.
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  soda989 2009-03-15T04:48:06Z says:

  water into wine, piss into foster's.

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    smerf 2009-03-15T05:03:01Z says:

    Which is still piss.
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    -Morph- 2009-03-15T05:24:50Z says:

    australian for beer.
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    iamgodandyoudie 2009-03-15T05:46:37Z says:

    I got this Aussie buddy of mine back home, and he's the one who warned me to stay away from the piss-water.
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    smerf 2009-03-15T21:39:51Z says:

    Yeah, like German people will tell you to stay away from Heineken.
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    BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-03-16T00:59:32Z says:

    and why would that be Smerf?
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  freak31872 2009-03-15T05:00:32Z says:

  What would Jesus do?

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    PinkStinkWrinkle 2009-03-15T05:55:04Z says:

    Stab you with a switchblade, cause you tried to line jump him out in front of Home Depot.
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    urkelbot 2009-03-15T06:23:40Z says:

    What would Jesus brew?
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    xzekiel 2009-03-15T06:29:57Z says:

    wine. beer is for lightweights.
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    abortedjesus 2009-03-15T08:33:23Z says:

    What would I do? Fuck your mother in front of you.
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    antispeziesist 2009-03-15T10:30:54Z says:

    Beer was a roman thing. Jesus prefered wine. It helped him to get the boys drunk so they would let Jesus teach them "the mystery of the kingdom of God".
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    JerkStore 2009-03-15T16:22:16Z says:

    A Roman thing...
    do you know what you're even talking about??

    I'm pretty sure the monks invented beer circa 15th century.

    But yeah.. Jesus was a total wino.
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    smerf 2009-03-15T21:52:44Z says:

    Jerk, beer has been brewed for around 8000 years (that we know of).
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  Naddycat 2009-03-15T06:59:26Z says:

  That's funny.
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  antispeziesist 2009-03-15T10:27:14Z says:

  Jesus only fucked boys. He didnt even want to get touched by women. Its all in the gospel of Mark but was erased and kept secret since. also they didnt need whores since they had slaves. Abraham used to fuck his and his wifes slaves, that part is still there in the old testament. Just like the part where Lot fucks his two virgin daughters. So who the fuck needs whores?

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    fries-please 2009-03-15T13:26:58Z says:

    amen ?
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    SwineAvionics 2009-03-15T13:43:48Z says:

    see you in super-hell antispez. ill bring the fosters.
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    ClaudeBallz 2009-03-15T16:23:48Z says:

    ^lol at fries.
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    xzekiel 2009-03-15T21:21:29Z says:

    Lot didn't fuck his virgin daughters. He pimped them out. Get it fucking straight.
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    smerf 2009-03-15T21:53:23Z says:

    Wait, I thought they got him drunk and date-raped him?
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    possum 2009-03-16T01:00:05Z says:

    when do i get to spill my seed upon the ground?
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    sergeant-taco 2009-03-16T10:06:32Z says:

    I don't get it and apparently the christians didn't think this over enought either.
    Adam and Eve only had a son (if I remember correctly) yet the son had daughters or something.
    So who did he fuck? His mum?
    That would be incest which is against christianities laws or whatever.
    FUCK YOU GOD
    ATHEISM FTW
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  sirtokesalot 2009-03-16T01:20:34Z says:

  jesus just left chicago

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    possum 2009-03-16T01:22:50Z says:

    he's bad, he's nationwide
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  toolman961 2009-03-16T02:38:06Z says:

  Found him again Wank.

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    possum 2009-03-16T02:40:59Z says:

    is he telling you to stop logging onto Mucho?
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T02:42:48Z says:

    ...or telling YOU to stop logging onto your shagpile, you lazy bastard.
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    possum 2009-03-16T02:47:17Z says:

    okay, fuck...
    what's a "Shagpile"?
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T02:50:12Z says:

    It's a carpet.
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T02:50:50Z says:

    Does your computer not like Google?
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    possum 2009-03-16T02:51:04Z says:

    does it fly?
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T02:54:27Z says:

    I'm sure most things fly in your backflashed mind.
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    Oranjeboom 2009-03-16T03:00:46Z says:

    crappy rug
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T03:08:28Z says:

    So now you're trying to say shagpile refers only to a 'crappy rug'. Is that right? Go to bed.
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    possum 2009-03-16T03:16:23Z says:

    "flash backs" are not a "side-effect" of LSD trips
    they are a BONUS
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T03:21:59Z says:

    So I guess manic depression and schizophrenia are MY bonuses from years of drug-taking and excessive alcohol? Woo-hoo!
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    possum 2009-03-16T03:23:31Z says:

    i can hallucinate at will
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    Oranjeboom 2009-03-16T03:25:02Z says:

    Only? No.
    
    Shag pile (two words), is actually VERY crappy.
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T03:27:00Z says:

    Go to bed.
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    possum 2009-03-16T03:28:32Z says:

    *pretends to go to bed*
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    CruelHM 2009-03-16T03:31:09Z says:

    Pretend to take Bill O'Reilly with you then, please.