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A Real Hockey Fight

Avalanche vs Red Wings, March 26th 1997

A Real Hockey Fight

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Comments to A Real Hockey Fight

  • hockeybritt
    hockeybritt 2009-09-22T04:18:04Z says:

    Golden!

    • cold
      cold 2009-09-22T04:21:10Z says:

      get pretty.

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T04:23:41Z says:

      christ

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-09-22T05:37:38Z says:

      showers?

  • dik
    dik 2009-09-22T04:24:40Z says:

    i never understood goalie fights... they don't exactly interact with each other

    • 42Adams
      42Adams 2009-09-22T06:22:50Z says:

      this fight is because of a years worth of bad blood between both teams, one of the avalanche players checked a red wing player into the glass so hard he needed reconstructive surgery. I think this is the first game they played since then so pretty much everyone was out for blood. After this fight was over they had to bring out the zamboni to clean the blood off the ice, it was pretty brutal

    • Steven_Seagull
      Steven_Seagull 2009-09-22T06:32:45Z says:

      hah! zamboni...

    • Hoodrunner
      Hoodrunner 2009-09-22T11:23:57Z says:

      don't mess with the zamboni!

  • HankChinaski
    HankChinaski 2009-09-22T04:25:24Z says:

    Hockey is boring as shit.

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T04:28:08Z says:

      this was boring to you?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T04:35:12Z says:

      I didn't watch it. Note I didn't say this vid was boring, but instead said "Hockey is boring...".

      It's kind of like pro wrestling. A lot of fighting and spectacle, little actual sport. And when they are actually trying to play the game instead of just fight, the rink is so small they smash into each other every 2 seconds. At least in soccer, with the same low scores, the action is spread over a much bigger area, so the players can actually do something.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T04:53:45Z says:

      I've got an idea. Let's get a bunch of big guys and put loads of pads on them and put them on ice in a tiny little area on skates and then give them some skinny little sticks to try and control a little piece of rubber that slides around at like 100 miles an hour.

      What a lame clusterfuck. If the rink was like 4 or 5 times bigger and they didn't fight every 5 minutes like stray dogs it might be worth watching.

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T04:57:30Z says:

      the rinks are too small now agreed..there's not that much fighting though..like not in every game..and there's a lot more scoring in hockey than soccer

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T04:57:55Z says:

      that being said i will fucking fight you right now

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T05:00:33Z says:

      i think the players got too big and too fast for the size of the rinks..pretty complicated to change that now..would be cool though

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T05:06:38Z says:

      I would smack you so hard you'd give up beer, cut your hair, and join the Mormons.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-09-22T05:09:18Z says:

      I want in on the fight.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-09-22T05:15:14Z says:

      dik and I will beat the shit out of both of you.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-09-22T05:21:08Z says:

      Its on. I'd take Hank over you or dik any day.

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-09-22T05:40:17Z says:

      *suck

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-09-22T05:42:04Z says:

      SILLYGAYSQUEER^

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T08:27:27Z says:

      I'm pretty tough.

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T10:09:49Z says:

      no...you're not..i'm the toughest guy on mucho..

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T10:09:56Z says:

      fact

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T10:10:40Z says:

      i will kick the fuck out of this whole site

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T10:19:58Z says:

      even i'm intimidated by me

    • shitkicker
      shitkicker 2009-09-22T10:27:11Z says:

      ha!

    • dik
      dik 2009-09-22T11:07:22Z says:

      ^nervous laugh

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-22T11:09:46Z says:

      you couldn'y punch stan on the nose

    • Studebaker
      Studebaker 2009-09-22T15:14:25Z says:

      The rinks really are not that small. The players are just so fast it makes it look that way. I can't believe you just tried to argue that soccer is more entertaining then hockey.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T15:31:12Z says:

      I know how big the rinks are, you stupid twat. I grew up in Minnesota and have seen lots of hockey. Soccer is much more entertaining in my opinion. However, sumo is the most entertaining of them all. I'm hoping Asashoryu can win the current tournament. He's one up on his rival Hakuho with 5 days left to go. Could be an exciting finish.

      One of the good things about Japan is that I can see the Sumo tourneys live on TV and even go to them once in a while. I've been three times to Osaka to watch the Spring Tourney. Fucking good fun.

    • DreadHead20
      DreadHead20 2009-09-22T15:48:13Z says:

      The sheer fact that you grew up in Minnesota and have no respect for the game is repulsive. Hockey is one of the most demanding sports out there and is most certainly one that demands more athleticism that the majority of the "popular" sports. The reason that most people don't enjoy or respect the sport is that it's to fast for them. The hitting is part of the game and the fights are a respected part of the game and has its place. But I find it hard to believe that in FULLY understanding everything that is going on out on that ice, the speed at which they do it, and the cleverness of the plays and knowing were one another is, that you can truly not like the sport.

      Maybe my opinion, but, Hockey is the greatest sport on the planet. But, that's just me.

    • DreadHead20
      DreadHead20 2009-09-22T15:49:32Z says:

      "than* the majority of 'popular' sports"**

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T16:03:55Z says:

      Is that "repulsive" to you?

      Fuck off, douchenozzle. You've got your shitty ass opinion about what sports are good. Just like I have my opinion.

      Hockey is like a spastic confusion of ignorant, toothless cavemen swatting at a rodent with sticks...all performed on ice!!! Oh joy, what fucking entertainment.

    • DreadHead20
      DreadHead20 2009-09-23T02:54:33Z says:

      Well no fuckin' shit its an opinion, just like I have an opinion that Soccer is one the the most boring and drawn out sports ever created, especially with all the bullshit mid-field ass grabbing back and forth ball posession. BUT, I still give props were props are due, I can't run an entire 90min game, nor do I have the ability to control a ball with my feet like I would my hands, they are amazing at what they do so good for them. Yeah, maybe I'm rather passionate about my hockey, but your attempted at belittling the sport through comparing it to barbaric half-wits just whacking away at a slab of rubber with no direction is just a perfect example of you not having any knowledge of the sport and/or not being able to follow and understand what is going on. On top of which if you were too, then I simple don't understand your inability to give the sport the obvious credit that it deserves. But then again, you are a fan of the foot fairies.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2009-09-23T03:14:01Z says:

      I stopped reading at 'Well'.

    • Nixon'sGhost
      Nixon'sGhost 2009-09-23T03:22:49Z says:

      You, sir, are a better man than I. I didn't make it past

      'this was boring to you?'

    • Studebaker
      Studebaker 2009-09-23T04:38:56Z says:

      Two morbidly obese slant eyes slapping each others folds cannot even compare to hockey

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-23T06:06:14Z says:

      I didn't read all that bullshit, either.

      And...Stupidbaker, sumo is way more interesting than hockey.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-23T06:06:40Z says:

      Most hockey players are technically retarded.

      Fact.

  • 1rish1
    1rish1 2009-09-22T04:25:31Z says:

    I went to a little kids hokey game this weekend. A guy on my teams kid was playing and we wanted to see his baby's momma, shes a stripper. No fights though and it was cold.

    • ButtFungus
      ButtFungus 2009-09-22T04:28:11Z says:

      did you ask for a lap dance?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T04:35:53Z says:

      From the goalie?

    • BILLYMAYSHERE
      BILLYMAYSHERE 2009-09-22T05:40:57Z says:

      why you calling their game hokey?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T08:26:52Z says:

      He was doing the hokey pokey with the little kids.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-22T11:10:31Z says:

      You put your little finger in..

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T15:31:52Z says:

      You pull your little finger out...

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-22T18:30:31Z says:

      In out, in out..

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-09-22T23:06:13Z says:

      ring the fucker out

  • GimmieAFreshie
    GimmieAFreshie 2009-09-22T04:26:04Z says:

    Fucking right.

    GO SHARKS!

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2009-09-22T05:09:09Z says:

    If hockey was like this 100% of the time it would be worth watching.

  • CannibalCorpse
    CannibalCorpse 2009-09-22T05:15:08Z says:

    this is why hockey players have a total of about 5 teeth in their mouths.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-09-22T05:22:34Z says:

      No, it isn't. Mouth guards do shit against 90 mph pucks, they're pretty good against fists though.

  • Rolandofgilead
    Rolandofgilead 2009-09-22T08:04:50Z says:

    Sometimes when I go to the grocery store I'll be shopping for produce while wearing a green shirt, and see some dude in a red one. This pisses me off in spades, 'cause he's clearly not on my team. Instinctively, I'll give the guy an old school fore arm shiver and leave the him breathing out his ear while his nose blows blood bubbles near the tomatillo display.

    GO TEAM!

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T13:16:36Z says:

      More of the same from you, I see.

      Your cynicism is really getting out of hand.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-09-22T13:27:43Z says:

      There is no such thing as too much cynicism in todays world.

    • Oranjeboom
      Oranjeboom 2009-09-22T13:28:40Z says:

      Although, Roland does like to display his more than most.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-22T13:52:47Z says:

      A person can definitely be too cynical.

    • jimijames
      jimijames 2009-09-22T18:30:51Z says:

      see dik

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2009-09-23T05:36:38Z says:

      Your right, cynicism is overplayed. I'll try to be more cylindrical and/or conical in the future.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2009-09-23T06:07:58Z says:

      You are already a square. Couldn't hurt to round yourself out a bit.

  • Scarecrow
    Scarecrow 2009-09-22T08:46:45Z says:

    Mindless violence is delicious.

  • DeadSkinMask
    DeadSkinMask 2009-09-22T19:19:26Z says:

    So do the refs eventually call the game?

  • CheechWizard
    CheechWizard 2009-09-23T03:44:18Z says:

    I was at this game. It was nuts. Kind of a sucker punch, but McCartey was the baddest ass in hockey.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2009-09-23T03:50:03Z says:

      You tried to suck him off in the locker room, you faggot.

  • manwithstick
    manwithstick 2009-09-23T13:20:40Z says:

    Vancouver and Edmonton had a pretty good fight like that a couple of years ago. Went on for like ten minutes.

42Adams
posted September 22, 2009