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Absolute Vodka made an Absolute error. Now me and thousands others are boycotting these pieces of shit for putting up this retarded ad. Oh, it's "all in fun so liven up." Yeah, right. Like the real message isnt fucking crystal clear. Fuck you Absolute Vodka, way to lose some customers you cum sucking dumbasses.
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I think that the british should get just as much credit for their rape and genocide as spain.
yeah... europe has quite an illustrious history when it comes to foriegn policy and cultural interaction. must be where we americans get it.
That's not an excuse.
moistwarmth: I don't know what your point has to do with this picture, but I would like to know what you think would have happened after September 1939 in a world where the British Empire didn't exist.
Please feel free to let me know (& make yourself look stupid).
you babies settle down. it's natural selection. truth is if native americans (north and south) weren't still in the stone age, they wouldn't have been wiped out(most were lost to small pox mind you).
not their fault, it's just the way of things. "not an excuse" who needs to make excuses anyways?
white people on the issue of slavery?..... lol just kidding..... partially
If we had known it was gonna turn out to be such a problem, we would have picked our own cotton.
lies... white people couldnt handle all that sun....
no, slavery was different. the black man was a commodity, his strong back helped build egyptian pyramids and the USA(two of man kinds greatest marvels)
actually brave, the jews biult the pyramids... the blacks used used their strong african arms to crack the whip on the white man.... but history will never admit it.... and you didnt hear it from me....
*covers face and fades away into the shadows*
bbbt if we were back in the early 1800's i would totally underground railroad you to freedom, and then teach you to read and write.
in return, i would totally have sex with your wife, so when you returned nine months later from releasing me to the freedom of the union, you'd come home to a light brown negro baby, and have to make the tough on whether you should put him in the fields or except as your own, at risk of being ridiculed by nieghboring plantations......
sorry brave.... its a black thang
if i was a slave, i'd want a cool name.... sorta like "nigga Jim" from huckleberry fin.... or Chicken George from Roots
ha ha that wouldn't be much of a tough decision. little slavesamuel would be sold to the owner i freed you from
lol@ slavesamuel
BBBT you're pretty funny :D
why thank you sir...
Now that you've stopped going on about those fucking nuts
kneeeeeeeeel before tyrones powerful nutsack....
*for ole times
DAMN IT
I'd make Lil' Baby Nigga Jim have tigers chase him around a tree. Mmmmm....butter...
"the jews biult the pyramids... the blacks used used their strong african arms to crack the whip on the white man.... but history will never admit it...."
Yes, the Jewish slaves helped build the pyramids, but at that time they looked exactly like their Egyptian slave masters as they were next door neighbors. Moses even 'passed', as you might know.
Also, Egyptians aren't black. They are more like Arabs. It's funny how some of my black brethren take pride in the past accomplishments of Egypt. I would say North Africans definitely do not identify themselves with sub-Saharan Africans.
sorry hanky panky, i disagree, egyptians were a mixture of different races, because the location was perfect for trade, those arab cunts migrated from the north just like everyone else... have you ever seen original hieroglyphic's
and statues of the kings and queens? there's a reason why they were carved from ebony and have wide noses and huuuuge ass lips...
Well, you may believe want you want. I've seen statues that were recovered from tombs, etc...None of them look like they are sub-saharan Africans. I don't think trade was the main reason for a great civilization developing there. It's certainly a factor, but the Nile river is much more likely the main factor. Also, Egyptian times aren't pre-history. There is a clear delineation between North African and Arab and Sub-Saharan African. Sub-saharan African taking the pyramids as a point of pride is like Spaniards taking pride in St. Basil's cathedral. Same continent, but....
Plus, you always here this from black Americans. Whose ancestors came from West Africa, a loooong fucking way off from Egypt.
^hear
lol... lets just agree to disagree, and i dont think it's "only" african american the believe this to be true...
and i could be wrong, it's all theory anyway.... no one is a hundred percent certain
Agreeing to disagree is a nice, non-confrontational way to end something. Very Minnesotan, but I like things to be a little clearer. If we agree to disagree, that's like saying either one of us could be right. But, I don't think that is the case. I'll look into into a bit more, but I definitely think you are mistaken.
hell, i'm always willing to learn something new
Also, not saying you are wrong, but... saying "It's all theory, anyway." is one way of saying that our two or perhaps all theories are equally probable, which definitely not the case.
There is a theory that aliens built the pyramids. Would you consider that on a par with the theory that the Jews and other slaves built the pyramids?
well, since you brought it up, there are egyptian statues of men riding what appears to be hover crafts.... i'm only saying that i could be wrong because no one knows the absolute truth on it, even the archeologists that come up with the theories tend to disagree... i'll continue to believe my way is the way, but not the "end all, be all" until i see solid proof that it's not.... in otherwords, i'll continue to be open-minded to your knowledge on the subject, but i wont go around thinking "just cause hank said it, it must be true"....
Fuck off with that "just cause hank said it, it must be true"....bullshit. I never said that. Not once, ever.
I never fucking said that. Also, you are implying I'm not open-minded. Also, you imply (as I said before) that all these differing theories have the same probability, which they do not. Some are more probable, some less.
lmao... i never accused you of saying anything, and i definately dont believe you are not open-minded.... i believe we're actually agreeing with each other... now get your panties out of a bunch or i'll come and kick your black ass all over western earth...
"just cause hank said it, it must be true"....
Not really.
I'm not sure quite what is going on here.
lets just hug...... and dont grab my ass this time....
not that your hands arent soft, its just a little creepy
But, what most people believe is ignorance and nonsense, which is why I would be hesitant to raise me son or daughter in the staets.
Me neither, cause according to scientists, we all started off as Africans anyway... Supposedly there's now "proof"
http://www.physorg.com/news97857326.html
Whatever dude, obviously in recent hisory ...
let's just jug
Yaah, ya man, I love ya Tyrone, but in a debate I will never concede.
There is some softwire 'you must reset your stuff is a virus, How sad is this bullshit
Sadddddd
I'm with Hank on this one. "Semitic" is not "Negroid". For some odd reason, I recall Hank and I arguing this though.
TLDNR
they reconstructed king tut's face not too long ago, maybe 2 years, and he was pretty aladdin looking
well, it's just stating the obvious. california and the south will have a hispanic majority soon... just like europe is being run over by turks, arabs and blacks now...
Soon? How about right now.
no shit,time to get to work
I'm running over Japan.
Why are you running over Japan ?
romeo2000 agree then shitheads like Hank says thats good and okey, then all what will happens when they get majority, we will be fucking mauled and thrown out of our concert. WHat will happens to our tradition and children , the will be black and ugly. White people is a group and black people are a group we are not suppose to live with each other.
I'm running over Japan, because that's what immigrants do, I guess.
white power ! HAAAU! HAAAU! Drive the scums back to the snake pit they came from and burned them all alive to ashes.
i just thought you were in an extremely large car hank
Well now... Looks like I'm switchin' to Smirnoff. or Stoli'. or Grey Goose. or Skyy. or Kettle One. or...
Svedka
Spiced rum can't lose.
Ketel One works for me.
Pearl
Grey Goose? Kettel One? You guys are disgusting. The only vodka i drink is skol.
That's nice. Luckily, we don't give a shit about your opinion.
knob creek, makers mark, captain, red/black label...
Dumbshit, we're talking about vodka here, not whiskey.
Although if we were talking about whiskey, add Redbreast and Glenlivet to that list.
Glenlivet was always good, but JD is still my sour mash fave.
You know, I'm just not a big fan of sour mash.
Hahahha, knob creek. Your dream is a whole fucking lake of knobs to suck on, isn't it faggot?
Anybody ever had Vladimir vodka? Fucking premium. Every bit as "good" as skol.
Gordon's, super cheap and super smooth.
Google "Bong Spirit" vodka and "Pshenychna" vodka and check out their bottles.
That's fucking great, 1rish. I ran across a wine one time called "Not Another $%@#ing Merlot!"
The bottle leaned sideways
The best vodka is Zubrowka.
Steer clear of Smirnof
smerf you clearly are a faggot, take that wine bottle and shove it up your ass......sideways.
Awww, I think I hurt his feelings!
Baker's if you want bourbon, something like 107 proof and perfectly smooth, as opposed to Booker's which has quite a bite at 126-128 proof. Or, if you want Tennessee whiskey, Jack Daniel's Single Barrel, 96 proof and perfect over 2 ice cubes.
Not an error. This is the way mexicans view the USA. If some had their way, the whole thing would be "Estados Unitos Mexicanos el Norte".
u think!?,shit soon they'll think canada is theirs
maby they view it like this cause this was about how the map was before you stole the mexicans territory.
yea, stole, bought... same difference to a thieving Venezuelian
boy, you really are dumb.
how so? the west was bought and paid for, for about $15 mill. which was fair back then and the people who lived there wanted it.
Texas was annexed but other then that the entire west was bought from mexico
The beaners already thought about taking over Canada too.....but there are no Home Depot's to hang out there.
even if they somehow took all that land over they wouldn't stop jumping the border. because they would turn it to shit in a week.if mexico is such a geat country why are they here?
pinkystinky you idiot there is home depots in canada
Actually Elchris. The mexicans "Stole" it from the natives before the Americans rolled up on the scene
notice canada is untouched
No one wants you, fuckin ice backs
True.
canada should go on strike for more money. try and get some of that internet money.
ice backs? hmmmm! must be talkin about canadians living east of the rockies
what what
don't worry about it! its a joke!emo!
Jokes are mostly funny.
canada only looks untouched cause the alaska portion isn't pictured.... we'll make another move soon dik BWOOO HAAA HAAA
Ice Backs...Jr, you made me fucking laugh on that one. lol
:D
:D
so basically absolut vodka is hiring the current us administration to do their marketing... interesting strategy indeed...
*double fists 2 bottles of absolut*
OLE!!!!!!
Remember before 911 when Bush wanted to naturalize the illegals, then we re-niged and Mexico legalized pot in retaliation.
If absolut were true to their thinking here, they should start making tequila.
mexicans legalized weed?
Viva Absolut ! Yak , pass the bottle , I am almost out
I can't remember what brand of vodka I've got in the fridge. It's mostly empty, though.
A bottle does not last too long with me, have to start getting it by the case . O well, Cheers !
This would never happen
nope, never ever would the american map look anything like this, not in 1803 not EVER!
ohh wait...
YAY! MEXICANS! : )
i run them of my job site all the time. Send them your way....
The mexicans wish.
mexican's nightmare.. they risked all to leave that dirt box, now here it is again to swallow them up
so no one here has heard of the amero yet...?
Nope, were all braindead morons oblivious to the erosion of our nation as an entity in and of itself, and the cooperation of the dems and reps, to bring it about whilst we bicker amongst ourselves, as long as american idol isnt reruns, were all still blissfully ignorant.
finally someone gets it. redneck fuck k-billy cant just get the fuck over it. bigger shit than a stupid vodka ad is going on in your life maybe you should pay attention to that.
LMAO.... "finally someone gets it"... ROTF
too busy watching britany watch 2008
I heard she feel down some stairs whilst texting.
fell* damnit :(
So are the borders gone officially?
yes and no
who cares. the more the merrier. what you guy don't realize is it is all a great big american plan to get enough mexicans up here so we can move the california border down to cabo san lucas without any resistance.
then throw the mexicans back out. duuuhhh
enbeezy: Just look up NAFTA on wikipedia, or similar. You can find the basics of that & its extensions, of which the Amero is one.
It is funny how people like K-Billy think they are being patriotic & protecting their nation. In actual fact they are running around like cats, in blissful ignorance, chasing their tails.
i like amero bars...very chocolaty
you are thinking aero :(
ya ..i was joking
Dik remembers when Coca Cola had real coke in it
get off my lawn
*takes a piss on diks lawn*
*calls cheeky's mom
^true sign of old
If Mexicans really got this much land, they'd make sure it was all desert. But they wouldn't stop there, we'd see Speedy Gonzales, Slowpoke Rodrigues and the Roadrunner heading north towards Canada.
its not what they have its what they had when say the world was almost pure over here
YOU CAN'T FORGET THE TOSTITO BANDITO WARIO!
thats frito bandido
warrio, funny that commin from a gringo since you guys are the prime ones deserting the world
deserting the world? hmmmmmmmmm!
by the way elchris is it not true that argentina is a european colony? seems to me you ppl are the whitest of the hispanics!
FUCK ALL MEXICANS
Who else is gonna mow my lawn?
Well, you could contract with my brother, he owns a landscaping business. Oh wait... He hires Mexicans. Nevermind.
I am willing to fuck all Mexicans , Women only . On a serious note , all the Mexicans I hamve met are nice people ,and good at their work .
When they're not busy sleeping and being very tired, that is.
Some of the mexicans I've met have been decent people. Some have been assholes. Some of them work theirs butts off, others don't.
All in all, I'd say it's about the same mix as any other people, whites included.
All I know is I would rather a Mexican work in the grape fields all day rather than myself. Fuck all that "Mexicans are stealing jobs from white people" shit that rednecks always say when they can't get a job. They could go work in the fields, but they won't.
I guess it's just too hard to imagine that not everyone sees the world the way you do, huh?
Even though this ad was circulated ONLY in Mexico.
Just to further enrage unbalanced right-wing nutballs, please note that the company that produces Absolut (and do note the spelling) will soon be taken over by a French company. I'm sipping an Absolut vodka tonic now and laughing my ass off...
DEAR GOD NOT THOSE COMMIE FRENCHIES?!@!!!!!!
Im starting to really like the french... did ya see the parliment out protesting the olympics today.... way to back yer peeps!
who doesnt like the french?.. if you dont like the country that invented frites, fromage, and donuts, you sir, are racist
Yeah it's Ricard isn't it TG? They just beat some US co. - Jim Bean??? to buy it. Is absolut finnish or swedish or summin? Planty??? do tell.
... What.
BBBT, the Belgians invented fries, not the Froglodytes
lies!!!! the belgians invented the delicious and monstrous version of the waffle
Nope the Belgians invented the delicious frite to go with the moules.
The French are good for something, we wouldn't have cajun cooking without them.
Yep. laugh all you want, but the invasion is still occurring whether you sip on your faggoty drinks or not.
It still amazing to me that you think this is just a "right-wing" issue. Like this reality wont fucking affect everyone living here in the US. Truly amazing.
I think its clever.
I popped the phrase that's under the map compass "conocer es no excederse" into a translator and it came back as "Knowing is not be exceeded"??!
"please drink responsibly"
"Please reply responsibly"
"the above comments were brought to you by Mucho"
LOL nice one smerf
He's replying under the influence.
Please, don't drink and reply.
Please, use a designated replier.
If you're going to drink, you should give your keys to the bartender.
its fucking pure fact, this happens to sweden too. In 15-25 year its calculated that swedes will be a majority. Im sure the northlands will start war then drive out all the outlanders and get self independent.
minority
US is out of the game, it will get 99.99% nigger in 50 years.
Planty I have tried to defend you as much as possible ,but you do need to try to accept people without thinking of their color , there are good and bad in all races .
so when all people on earth is black thats a good thing ?
There are good and bad in all races but niggers are mostly bad.
We could fix the black and white race in a couple generations just by sterilizing criminals, welfare bums, and the feeble minded.
Fat people too. All they do is eat and have fucking ugly lard kids.
kill all the niggers, thats the best solution.
lol, yes, thats the spirit plant, arm yourself with a red bandana, a toothbrush and a pinata, then go to Compton and start cleaning up..... but be sure to wear red.... plenty of red
im going to hold my ground here in my house =)
pussy
no im not a folded bacon pieace
you are so a folded bacon piece
He's a folded bacon piece short of a fry up
just fags drink absolute vodka, its to expensive atleast in sweden. Alcohole as alcohole most people by the cheapest there is all make moonshine in the garage or the village brewer.
Plantshit send me a bottle of Swedish moonshine .
no
Alcohole as alcohole, and meat as meat..... lmao
I want to try that swedish moonshine, I might just go insane
drink alot then pass out, thats so nice
many people go blind from that shit
I forgot a night drinking poteen once.
Pretty good advertising, Id peobably buy it, if it wasn't for the fact that im not a vodka drinking bum!
People! Vodka is the drink of the devil!
you people in US cant handle bevarages over 5% alcohole
Plantshit I have to say wrong !! on that... if u ever came to boston mass, all they do here is drink and fight over baseball and football, they drink 120proof or more.. they sell these drinks at games like water.
i will go there and show how a real man drink.
do they drink beer over 7% alcohole? Miller or that shit isnt beer its more an alcopop.
7% alch? what's that? we americans keep a flask of cpt mo private stock in our jacket pockets to fix the numbers on our beer. mmmmm customization
Cajuns drink on average 36 beers a day on weekends, no joke, ask BBBT if you don't believe it. Then we fight.
Plantshit is correct for once about something. American, no, NORTH AMERICAN beer, sucks shit. If you want real beer, you must travel to where beer was invented. Europe.
french descendants were bred to be drunk.... its true
plantshit... steel reserve is 7%.... thats the beer of men... you cant even buy steel reserve in a regular sized can
i usually drink 7.2% to 10.2% procent. Or i just stick to vodka or something, else i never get drunk.
drink guinness then u will see,
i think they are only in 5.2% or something in sweden
there are plenty of good beer in canada... and last time i looked canada is in north america..... there are also a lot of usa micro brewers that are awesome.... as far as big name domestic beer goes in the united stats, well thats true.. most of its not that great... but whats wrong with samuel adams?
not saying that european beer isn't decent, every time i go to the beer store i get different euro beers to try them, but lots of "strong beer" from germany etc just doesn't taste that great...
Plantshit, I hope you don't think that I am an American... me, of all people. That wouldn't help your case when people are accusing you of being stupid.
As for the 7% beer, we have people who drink that stuff. They live in doorways, sleep on paper, have 3 legged dogs & ask for 'spare'* change.
*wtf is 'spare' change??!
"i usually drink 7.2% to 10.2% procent. Or i just stick to vodka or something"
Alcoholic?
@Oranjebloom what the hell is wrong with being an American..americans rule. Sam adams and guinness is good beer. But in the end I rather have a blunt. I think is much better then alcohol
abita springs: purple haze is the best U.S. brew with the trophies to prove it.... straight outta louisiana baby
Planty, ever heard of Everclear? 95% alcohol. Tastes like shit, but it will get you fucked up.
i think everclear is just an american thing, but over in europe he can easily get decent chartreuse and absinthe... ahh the memories of being in the back yard with a fire going in the fire pit drinking a bottle of chartreuse straight and grossing everyone out :P
putting admin in a headlock ;/
you can smell everclear through the bottle... that shit will burn some hair on your chest..
Don't fruit the beer.
Turbodog is pretty good.
Aah! chartreuse, the memories...or lack of.
In one of my local pubs we used to get pints of Stella with some chartreuse thrown in it for free cuz no one else would drink the stuff.
I've done a shot of Everclear before. It's the first time I ever NEEDED a chaser.
The only time I've ever had stronger was when I took a shot of laboratory grade alcohol (ethanol anhydride) when I was in chemistry. Probably not the smartest thing in the world.
the only thing i ever had that was stronger than everclear was some strawberry hooch a friend made, which is illegal in the U.S.... shhhhhhh
and yes, he started an old tercel with it
you took a shot of lab grade alcohol? you are lucky you didn't choke to death, i remember in highschool one of the kids took a swig of alcohol when we were doing a 'scent' art class, where we had to draw basically what we thought a scent would look like from various things... needless to say he had to be rushed to the hospital.
All this talk of alcohol is making me thirsty, and it's beer o'clock again. Laters, peeps.
man, that side banner we have on the left is fucking awesome... leela ass to ass.. meg having sex with chris... daphnie and velma having sex... leela and bender... how can you go wrong ;/
hmmmm... are you trying to sell me something?
Ha ha ha ha ha...the best banner advert on here in a long time!
The boom is right about those lagers. Only the homeless drink Tuborg extra nowadays. Them and retarded kids, which probably explains Plantshite
well i dont get the satification to drink like 16 beers a night just to get drunk when i can get the same result with 8 bears that almost taste the same. If i would be an american i would be proud but pretty sad because the country is pretty messed up, i would rather live in Canada , i get the expression that it better with nicer people, rules, goverment.
I only drink high-octane airplane fuel and steroids.
You want to leave the steroids out, they're bad for you.
Planty, canada I hear is nice, but still way too cold. I know this girl who has family in Montreal, and she say they have underground walkways cause its too cold. America is a bit messed up now, but new president is going to make it better.. and they going to kick out most democrates.
um, where i'm from in the summer it gets hotter then anywhere in the usa.....
plantshit lives in sweden.. he knows what winter is like i'm sure ;P
i live in sweden but the winter is mild in the south in the north (where i live ofcourse) there is always much snow and just some hours of sunlight each day. After new year its really cold, now the weather is pretty good its warm and the snow melts.
the closer people live to the equator the stupider they are.
damn, i always thought that only applied to plantshits and bears
there only one plantshit thats me, i havent seen anyone that had the name before me, now its getting pretty common. First time i search it on google its just got a few hits, now its gets lot of pages.
People who lived in the cold climate gained a better chance of survival if they were smart enough to plan ahead and develop technology and make sure their offspring would survive too. The ones living near the equator could survive and reproduce best by being good at chucking spears all year round and raping chicks.
why does plantshit always insert himself into conversations and then ruins them?
i dont get it...is it supposed to be funny? its just a stupid map of the world back in 17-someshit, for the most part
and who cares we all know that even if mexico still had all that land theyd have made it into a shithole too
lol... i'd be more offended by this if i were mexican.... it's almost like absolut is singing "naaaaa na na naaaaaaa na"
if you were mexican you would be shaking your head saying:
"you mean to tell me i'm gonna have to smuggle myself all the way up to Montana to finally be out of this shit hole?! Dios mios!"
fuck that.... if i were mexican, i'd be a "token" mexican... i'd grow my mustache until the ends expanded past my shoulders, wear a sombrero, and play a ridiculously huge guitar while i sat on my ass with my back against a cactus, in the middle of a dessert... i'd make my money by selling oranges
if i were white i would be super pc about minorities in public and i would wear sweater-vests and count my money all day whilst listening to hootie and thinking "see i like urban music as much as the next guy... i'm with it"
waaaaaaiiiiitttt
if i were brittish, i'd stop brushing my teeth and stop my penis from growing more than 2 inches, so when i'm having sex with my wife, she wont feel it, that way, when we're having sex we can talk about how much we hate the yanks and the scottish instead of listening to sounds of pleasing moans... i'd also take every opportunity to say things "silly nanny" and "indeed"... and instead of having a delicious dessert after a miniature serving of fish'n chips, i'd indulge in a heaping serving of spotted-dick, despite the gayness of its name
if i were a chinaman i would have sex with all my daughters and make new daughters.... because little asian girls are irresistible.
If you were British Ty, I'd fuck off over to America.
if i were a chinaman, i'd hang out a getamono bars and eat chicken beaks
Mmmm, chicken beaks... crunchy.
you sure? i've bred up enough daughters for 2 or more
there you go kbilly they pulled the add
How fucking stupid is this? Do mexicans drink vodka?
Britain would be covered in fucking Middle East.
Stupid thing is... It's a SWEDISH VODKA! why the fuck are the Mexican's so proud? Skol, Plantshit.
you don't really understand this advertisement... seems most of the people don't....
this is saying "in an absolut world" (aka a pure world)
and then shows a map of what north america used to look like before america kept taking more and more of mexico..
basically they are saying that in a perfect world the american whites wouldn't have taken all of the mexicans 'homeland'
at least thats how i see it...
In a perfect world the border would be much larger and easier for the beaners to sneak across.
who do you think the mexicans took it from?
Well at least I'll be safe.
fuck...this makes me mexican