Ad In The Rye

Comments to Ad In The Rye

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  Babies Kill You 2007-02-16T05:08:16Z says:

  That's expensive.

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    Archman 2007-02-16T05:18:29Z says:

    No, it would cost you more in gas money to drive it to a river. I'll let them take it for 5 bucks. They do give you the 5 bucks right?
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    Babies Kill You 2007-02-16T05:31:51Z says:

    What if I want to walk?
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    Archman 2007-02-16T05:42:55Z says:

    Walk, why the fuck would you ever do that. Oh, that was a joke lol. It would probably be hard to carry the body on your Segway though. I guess you could tow it in a Radio Flyer maybe.
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    Babies Kill You 2007-02-16T05:53:59Z says:

    That or get your kid to do it.
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    myownalien 2007-02-16T05:56:35Z says:

    Johnny, we need you to carry grandma to the cemetary, don't worry about the smell
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    El_Wanko 2007-02-16T13:01:50Z says:

    Feed them to the homeless.
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    supernova 2007-02-16T21:51:16Z says:

    The ad reads $5 Bucks apiece. What is the least number of pieces you can give them? Lets say I have a family member that is in 27 pieces, would I get a discount? Or would it still cost me $135 Bucks? Still seems a bargain though.
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  iFuckNuns 2007-02-16T05:25:12Z says:

  Must have been durring the black plague or somthing. thats what you get for thinking wearing breathing masks with herbs and spices in them will protect you from a virus that came from field rats.

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    smerf 2007-02-16T05:42:58Z says:

    The black plague happened in Europe, not New York.
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    El_Wanko 2007-02-16T13:00:24Z says:

    There's black people in NY too.
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  Tyler_Durden 2007-02-16T05:36:31Z says:

  Isn't Ossenburger what they call big mac's in sweden?

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    Babies Kill You 2007-02-16T05:40:48Z says:

    Royal with Cheeeeze.
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    Victorious 2007-02-16T10:44:30Z says:

    yeah, fries with mayonaise hmmmm!
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  chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-16T07:02:21Z says:

  Madison Ave? Shouldn't they be paying me 5 bucks a piece so their skin is used for designer jackets?
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  SNIKT 2007-02-16T07:03:14Z says:

  Just like a car, the parts can be sold for way more.

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    Archman 2007-02-16T07:51:21Z says:

    You think they can stack dicks?
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    Victorious 2007-02-16T10:45:22Z says:

    stack, no, pile, maybe..
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  Victorious 2007-02-16T10:46:25Z says:

  ok so do chairman, legal and HT(who is HT?) get it? cause i don't.. like oranje predicted.. :(

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    Oranjeboom 2007-02-16T11:44:23Z says:

    HareTrinity...If youre one of the people who doesnt get it read Catcher in the Rye. Im sure most Muchoers would like it, not only because its a great book but also Holden would fit in around here beautifully!
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    HareTrinity 2007-02-16T12:02:59Z says:

    Yes, and you're missing out.
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    fuz 2007-02-16T12:30:00Z says:

    Please elaberate Oranjey im iliterte an not as smart as you guy's so you'll have to explain.
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    Oranjeboom 2007-02-16T12:43:41Z says:

    fuz, why would I waste my time explaining anything to a fool like you? ...seriously, just get the audio book you may be able to follow it on your 5th or 6th listen.
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    Victorious 2007-02-16T20:08:39Z says:

    aah HT = HareTrinity but ofcourse..
    yeah you're right, i've never read catcher in the rye.
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    Oranjeboom 2007-02-16T22:43:06Z says:

    I wouldnt have said anything if it wasnt for me seeing then sending in this pic, but as always i like to force my oppinions on others & i think this book is great so....READ THE FUCKING BOOK!!!
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-17T01:28:28Z says:

    I never knew of the book until I heard about it being linked to emos. Maybe when if I was forced to read it in year 9 English I would get your joke but sadly I have no desire to read about the anguish of a teen during the 50s or whenever it happened. That's not to say this wouldn't have been a good joke.
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-17T01:30:44Z says:

    OK a 2 minute search and I understand the link now. Very cryptic.
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T01:56:26Z says:

    Nice. Tenuous, but nice. I'm also slightly flattered that you would submit something with me in mind. Shit, Oranjeboom, you've just created another MS club...I would say somthing cheesey like "The Four Horsemen", but HT would probably want "Horsepeople", so fuck it.
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    supernova 2007-02-17T02:10:23Z says:

    WARNING Leagaldick, you cannot join the club without being voted in.
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T02:18:14Z says:

    See, this^ illustrates the shitty thing about typing "I'm not going to dignify that with a response".
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    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-17T02:35:06Z says:

    That's alright you can join my anti-club club. Oh the blatant irony is killing me on the inside.
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T02:43:10Z says:

    Too much more of this "club" shit and I'll want it to kill me on the outside as well. Oh, and I'm in.
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T03:24:47Z says:

    Additionally Nova, You don't warn me about Shit! You haven't the gravitas to impose a damn thing around here. Joke or not, you can tongue my taint, Twunt! Hey, I like that one...TMTT!!
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    supernova 2007-02-17T03:44:23Z says:

    Hey take it easy there kitten. I won't tongue you unless you pay me. AND, you don't know a fucking thing about me.
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    supernova 2007-02-17T03:46:58Z says:

    Ohh, and the club thing is completely stupid. Why would you want to join one?
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T03:57:15Z says:

    I gotz 23 cents, and I'll give you a piece of gum if you make it good. Now, the club thing...all cynicism ya drippy douche. Pay attention when I comment becuase unless I'm drinking I rarely contradict my self on accident! Besides, if I was gonna join a club it would have more to do with dark rituals, Jameson's 12yr old Irish Whiskey, and drugged out 16yr old teeniebopper whores! Hey, if you're interested, NAMBLA is hosting a membership drive over at Ebaums.
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    supernova 2007-02-17T04:07:49Z says:

    Legal, have I done or said something to offend you? You seem overly hostile this evening. I usually agree with you and we've never had words before, so I am left wondering if I've struck some kind of nerve in you. Perhaps you were never excepted in the "clubs" back in high school. Ohh, NAMBLA that's pretty weak man.
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T04:15:36Z says:

    I have nothing against you Nova, hence the lack of effort in the insults. You've seen how I can get, and you should know that my "hostility" is normally accompanied by larger words. C'mon dude, just some good spirited ribbing. Shake it off, pass me the riding crop, pour me a whiskey, and tell little Monique to wait her turn! Cheers
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    supernova 2007-02-17T04:19:20Z says:

    SALUD!!
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T04:31:13Z says:

    Speaking of drinks, I'm off for a nite of pubs'n'pukes. Later all. STARRSKY, you can still go fuck a bloated dead wombat, you god damned Jew-nosed homely ass B!cupped tuna smellin gutter skank. How's that for some "blue collar" hostility Nova? Anyhow, I'm out.
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    Oranjeboom 2007-02-17T17:00:28Z says:

    be nice legal supers cool
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T20:14:57Z says:

    No no, I'm fully aware of that Oranjeboom. It was just a misunderstanding that led to a little kind-hearted jabbing. We toasted each other, see, that means we're cool with it and we will marry off our sons and daughters to each other's family.
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    supernova 2007-02-18T04:39:49Z says:

    Yeah, We can all be marry and gay now. BTW, "BOOM" and I have roasted some folk. Maybe legal next time will join in, he's a pretty cunning linguist.
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  nazfuckingarn 2007-02-16T11:05:10Z says:

  i get paid to bury people. why do people have to pay? weird....
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  dik 2007-02-16T18:06:16Z says:

  books are stupid
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  funfearlessfemale 2007-02-16T18:16:40Z says:

  HUH?!
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  ieatbabies 2007-02-16T19:12:13Z says:

  i have a tattoo on my wrist thats from the cover of Catcher in the Rye

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    monkeyfuck 2007-02-17T03:52:50Z says:

    It says "Springfield Library"?
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    legaldick 2007-02-17T04:01:39Z says:

    NO, 60% OFF!!