All I want for Christmas...

Comments to All I want for Christmas...

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  Sporty 2009-10-25T04:23:48Z says:

  Somebody step on that mother fucker!

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    Sporty 2009-10-25T04:41:01Z says:

    Or drop a cinder block on it!
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    Sporty 2009-10-25T04:42:07Z says:

    Or maybe hit it with a hammer...just kill it
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    Magawd 2009-10-25T13:00:42Z says:

    Shut up you homo....it's just a spider.
    Seriously what a fucking sissy.
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    Sporty 2009-10-25T15:04:46Z says:

    suck it douchebag...I was being facetious
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    toolman961 2009-10-25T15:06:23Z says:

    It can't catch a frisbee.
    So it's useless.
    Unless you have a bad rat infestation.
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-25T15:08:11Z says:

    A bad rat would fuck that thing up.
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    Sporty 2009-10-25T15:12:31Z says:

    I think you're right Hank. We used to have some rats in our mill that could fuck a beagle standing flat footed.
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  42Adams 2009-10-25T04:46:13Z says:

  i miss my mexican red knee, such a cool spider.

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    Sporty 2009-10-25T04:49:34Z says:

    Are you sure you're not talking about a hooker?
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    42Adams 2009-10-25T05:03:37Z says:

    nah, the hooker was a brunette
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    sirtokesalot 2009-10-25T05:04:45Z says:

    lady boy
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    LdyMorgan 2009-10-25T07:09:07Z says:

    I have a Chilean rose haired tarantula, but she's nowhere near as big as this big bird eater. I want one tho.
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    42Adams 2009-10-25T07:13:18Z says:

    LdyMorgan, you just got 10x sexier. Tarantulas are such an awesome pet.
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-25T15:13:36Z says:

    Yeah, I had some woodlice as pets. It took about 1,000 of them to bring me my newspaper in the morning.
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    MrFugsmucker 2009-10-25T15:57:05Z says:

    Boiled woodlice taste like shrimp.
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    cheekycov 2009-10-25T16:33:49Z says:

    Thanks for that Ray Mears
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    LdyMorgan 2009-10-26T07:18:36Z says:

    Woodlice are actually a member of the crustacean family, so in a way they ARE shrimp.
    
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  ButtFungus 2009-10-25T04:59:11Z says:

  What she needs is some rhinoplasty.

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    Typical 2009-10-25T05:57:10Z says:

    Look who is talking scarlet.
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    Magawd 2009-10-25T13:01:02Z says:

    Whammy
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  Poronico 2009-10-25T05:31:41Z says:

  Why the fuck would anyone own one of these... eff that chit
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  JamesTKirk 2009-10-25T05:46:38Z says:

  I was hoping it was going to jump in her face ala Aliens.

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    toolman961 2009-10-25T15:10:54Z says:

    I was hoping it bit her, then fucked her. Injected his spider ooze into her, then sucked all her feminine juices from her lifeless body.
    See, that's where we differ.
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-25T15:23:20Z says:

    Americans...always quibbling over the details.
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  thebeezness 2009-10-25T06:38:19Z says:

  I liked the music in the earwax videos better. Set the mood a little bit better for the subject matter.
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  toolman961 2009-10-25T15:12:26Z says:

  Snakes, Lizzards, and spiders, to me aren't pets. Especially the money you pay for them.

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    dik 2009-10-25T15:32:59Z says:

    I agree..a pet is something that loves you..or at least uses you.lizards,snakes ,spiders..even pretty much birds..they don't give two fucks about you..their brainses aint smart like us
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    dik 2009-10-25T15:33:19Z says:

    fish ..same thing
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    dik 2009-10-25T15:34:51Z says:

    turtles...they're sure fun to play with and fucking cuddle
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    toolman961 2009-10-25T15:37:27Z says:

    Piranahs are cool.
    Sharks too.
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    toolman961 2009-10-25T15:39:33Z says:

    I,ve had two birds that as soon as I opened the cage door, the came straight to me. Granted, they don't play much, but there is love there.
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    1rish1 2009-10-25T15:41:04Z says:

    mako has a gay cat.
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    HankChinaski 2009-10-25T15:45:12Z says:

    Haha, yeah, that's funny Toolman.
    
    Are rattlesnakes cool, too? You like to cuddle with poison dart frogs?
    
    Stfu.
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    toolman961 2009-10-25T20:52:40Z says:

    I was bitten by a pygmy rattlesnake when I lived in Florida, and he was cute.
    So you shut up. Whah!
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    LdyMorgan 2009-10-26T07:19:58Z says:

    I had one of those pygmy rattlers. They are really cool.
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  Steff-Chan 2009-10-25T20:49:32Z says:

  Awe what a cutie.
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  DrippyMarshMops 2009-10-26T01:01:29Z says:

  this was absolutely horrifying.. how can u possibly do that????
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  leper-chaun 2009-10-26T20:43:50Z says:

  Awesome.