Almost

Comments to Almost

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  JamesTKirk 2009-09-09T04:40:01Z says:

  hahaha.
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  SendMoreCops 2009-09-09T05:00:46Z says:

  So simple, but so hilarious.
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  Steven_Seagull 2009-09-09T06:03:56Z says:

  yes, you did win the failympics.

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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T14:38:49Z says:

    Yes, Steven, you won the Olimpdicks.
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-09T14:45:07Z says:

    is life in japan really that boring?
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T14:48:20Z says:

    What? I'm not bored. This is me winding down my day with a couple beers before I go to bed.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T14:49:03Z says:

    Oh btw, you won the ol'shrimpdicks.
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    toolman961 2009-09-09T15:37:12Z says:

    What about me?
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T15:45:15Z says:

    Noone's talking to you, douche, piss off.
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  johnnyhash 2009-09-09T08:40:38Z says:

  yes u won!!2nd place bitch
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  jimijames 2009-09-09T09:52:09Z says:

  i think those 3 bikes on the pavement finished 20 minutes agao
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  Lafayette 2009-09-09T14:29:31Z says:

  That's fucking hilarious but the description was kind of a spoiler.

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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T14:49:52Z says:

    Seagull said he fancies you. *blushes
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-09T14:58:16Z says:

    when the fuck did i ever say anything about lafagotte? and hey hank, i like you too!
    in fact, just reading your sharp and witty comments gives me the wowsers in my trousers,
    so could we please stop fighting and just try to get along? i'm sure we could have some great and profitable discussions on here.
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    Steven_Seagull 2009-09-09T14:58:34Z says:

    PSYCH!! FUCK YOU!!
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    toolman961 2009-09-09T15:38:28Z says:

    That's all I try and do also. See Hank, it's you.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-09T15:49:41Z says:

    Fuck you, Toolman, you are the scum of the scum around here as far as I'm concerned. In league with ElPussy and PedoSteve. You cross a serious line when you talk about someone's wife and kids. I've never said anything bad about yours, though. I won't stoop that low.
    
    Plus, fuck off, you thick fuck, me and Seagull get along fine. He's just playing around.
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    toolman961 2009-09-09T17:47:11Z says:

    Are you serious Hank? The reason why I get on you now IS because of what you said about my wife. Right after she had her stroke
    HankChinaski 11 months ago says:I think Snap has a point. This shit is way too soap opera for me.
    Next, on Days of Our Wives, Tyrone and Toolman's wife have an affair in the hospital. Who didn't see that coming, considering she's white, fat, and incapicitated?
    This is just one that I found. but I do remember a few more out of your stupid dumb ass.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-10T00:04:33Z says:

    Right after she had her stroke I distinctly remember not saying anything while Plantshit had said some rather nasty shit. This was after it had drug on for a while, but I shouldn't have gone there, just like you shouldn't be chumming for sympathy on Mucho. The fact that you waited 11 months before trying to flame me gives the lie to your excuse, though.
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    toolman961 2009-09-10T02:48:28Z says:

    The one that got to me was when I was trying to send you the picture to send to dik that kept screwing up and you finally got pissed, I guess, and told me to stop sending it cause she was a fat ugly whore anyways. That's when I lost all respect for you. You disapeared for awhile and when you came back, you were somewhat reserved. But then you started getting back to your old self and that's when I started chiming in. You, plantshit, and iranian. That's the way I see it. So fuck you. I didn't write anything for sympathy. I was getting home from the hospital at midnight and had no one to talk to. Gee, I'm sorry I'm not as strong as you after nearly losing my wife. Just for your information, she still has no skull flap on the right side of her head. But we're working on it.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-10T07:18:12Z says:

    Fuck you, dude. I never said your wife was a fat, ugly whore. That's fucking bullshit.
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    toolman961 2009-09-10T14:07:59Z says:

    Whatever
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    toolman961 2009-09-10T14:15:01Z says:

    You called her a fat ugly whore in one of you little rants in the e mail. Believe me you cocksmoker, I don't forget shit like that. So deal with the insults if you want to keep it up. And tell bitch boy to fuck off too.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-10T14:28:11Z says:

    Bull-fucking-shit I did. You must have imagined it in one of your drunken self-pity crying jags.
    
    Fuck you and your keeping it up, you fucking piece of shit. You'll be the one fucking dealing with it if you keep running your mouth, dumbfuck. As I said, I haven't said shit about your wife because I don't want to stoop that low, but you keep up your fucking trash talking and the stops might just come out.
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    HankChinaski 2009-09-10T16:10:46Z says:

    Listen douche, I don't like you, but that being said, I want to say that if I was blind drunk and in a horrible mood and actually did say that about your wife, although I don't recall it at all, then I am sorry. I certainly don't think that and it's a horrible thing to say.
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  toolman961 2009-09-09T15:39:13Z says:

  Fake, there isn't any scrapes or blood.