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  • Swappi
    Swappi 2008-07-02T04:18:50Z says:

    About sums it up..

    Macs suck..

    • Quankers1
      Quankers1 2008-07-02T05:11:04Z says:

      Computers suck.

    • bertshomeboy
      bertshomeboy 2008-07-02T05:17:32Z says:

      for one macs fucking rock if you know anything, and for two i dont think i would want to carry arround a ten pound hunk of shit i dont care if it does my taxes, i want the garage band software

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-02T05:26:39Z says:

      Macs blow fat cock...
      Windows is weaksauce...
      Ubuntu > ALL

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2008-07-02T05:27:43Z says:

      Right, Bert. Were you refering to the Macbook Air in comparison to "10 pound hunks of shit?" I think the Air's the one with no ethernet drive, only 1 USB port, no optical drive, unchangeable RAM, and shitty mono speakers. I'd rather be carrying 10 pounds of hardware I could use.

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-07-02T05:45:41Z says:

      Yeah sonn3 because Ubuntu is definitely and across-the-board better than the 3,785,293 OTHER Linux distros out there.

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2008-07-02T05:52:14Z says:

      Berts is right...macs do rock...except it...now excuse me im not gonna go download virus protection after virus protection because i have a mac....do you get it yet....see where im going?

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2008-07-02T06:03:46Z says:

      Except what?

    • nitrohuck
      nitrohuck 2008-07-02T06:13:20Z says:

      i own both... theres good points and bad points to both computers and that just the end of the arguement... macs kick windows ass at somethings, and suck dick at others (like gaming)... also its harder to change out mac shit ESPECIALLY on laptops... un-winnable fight

    • deathtuna
      deathtuna 2008-07-02T06:42:44Z says:

      I must agree with TiredGuy. Ubuntu is like the rosé of linux. It's for people who want to say "hey look at me, i use linux, I'm not a twat afterall". But you are wrong my friend. Dead wrong

    • Drummerboy609
      Drummerboy609 2008-07-02T07:35:59Z says:

      Macs are how should I put this... better for art ie- graphic design-photoshop, shit like that. PC is better for office shit, numbers and accounting, shit like that.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T07:54:27Z says:

      .. yeah... mac computers are known for their inability to handle "numbers"...

    • Drummerboy609
      Drummerboy609 2008-07-02T08:01:43Z says:

      I was just trying to give PC a fair chance. I honestly think macs can do everything a PC can 20 times better... except playing games.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T08:12:17Z says:

      you can play games fine in a mac... running xp or vista

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-07-02T08:24:59Z says:

      Isnt a Mac a personal computer? Making it a PC? And with either system you are going to have to download extra crap, I'd rather stick to my PC which works fine, no fancy gimmicks.

    • PianoForte
      PianoForte 2008-07-02T08:43:03Z says:

      i download porn just fine with both...

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T09:57:47Z says:

      yeah i peddle the smut on this site with both ;/

    • DOERanger
      DOERanger 2008-07-02T12:42:10Z says:

      Which one is the cause for all the loading delays?

    • Stallan
      Stallan 2008-07-02T15:12:24Z says:

      Macs kicks pcs ass by a long shoot... and dont get all mad and say well window is great... i like my gaming. You can download windows on your mac and still run osx :D.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-02T20:37:20Z says:

      blah...blah...blah...whatever

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-02T21:31:32Z says:

      Fro mpersonal experience I'd say Macs were better able to handle the recording software I use (In this case, Pro Tools, which I know is mainly for Macs anyway, but it's far better than Cubase is for Windows). But for general every day use I prefer to use my IBM Platform based PC. If you want my opinion, both are ultimately shit. And both are ultimately great. There, my reply was about as pointless as everyone elses in this thread, my work is now done.

    • nitrohuck
      nitrohuck 2008-07-03T05:04:04Z says:

      from experience of using bootcamp on a mac, it still kinda sucks for gaming... just my thoughts, I just finished building my first computer and i run XP on it and its amazing compared to my Mac...

    • HypoLuxaHermesPan
      HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-07-03T07:13:18Z says:

      nitrohuck, then you are doing something wrong. Boot camp MAKES the Mac a PC when booted. So your point is moot... or just plain ignorant and uneducated. Jeez you're a 'tard!

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T12:51:43Z says:

      From personal experience... (I've built over 75 computers in the last 6th months alone, and it would be much more if not for a girlfriends computer which gave me trouble forever..) I have found that all OSs have their ups and downs.
      With what I enjoy in a computer, Mac operating systems blow more cock than Stallan can fit in his ass, which bert and swiss, tell me is allot...
      Linux is nice, but its not for nubs. I run XP on machines I use for whatever, and with a cracked version of Sygate personal firewall, I have yet to find a virus problem. Also, I get 2000 and XP for free basically, because I'm a licensed Microsoft computer refurbisher... When I'm working, I like to use Ubuntu, cause its free also.
      As for Mac's being better equipped for artistic stuff...bullshit. Find yourself an Adobe Suite crack, or whatever the package is called, if your a noob, pay the couple grand for it. I never run into a problem with photoshop cs3, or any of the other programs it came with.

      I will talk all the shit I want about Macs, because I can back it up. fuck you nubs..

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T12:52:23Z says:

      Oh I forgot, FUCK VISTA!

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-03T13:17:42Z says:

      yeah, osx blows.. thats why every os out there strives to mimic it more and more every year, and it wins best software every single fucking year and best ui every fucking year...

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-03T13:17:55Z says:

      um, you know they are phasing out xp support right?

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-03T13:49:02Z says:

      Swappi, can I have your email address so we can send you a bill for the firewall?

      Yak, it will be at least 2 years before full EOL of support....You can always count on the Feds to make them do things they don't want to do....

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-05T17:26:14Z says:

      haha Ubuntu FTW... deathtuna you sir are a twat. Where is it exactly that I show off my Desktop running Ubuntu to show ppl Im not a twat again? You sir are not even making a blip on the radar. Yak you would have said the same shit to me no matter what distro I posted, I use Ubuntu, so I posted it. Better than the tools using Micro$oft or Fapple shit.

  • XtheRodX
    XtheRodX 2008-07-02T04:19:30Z says:

    the worlds biggest fucking pocket knife.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-02T04:40:23Z says:

      Not even close.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-07-02T05:20:17Z says:

      well not size-wise, but highest number of useless functions?

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-02T05:27:03Z says:

      useless to the useless.

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-07-02T04:29:36Z says:

    I'd rather use Windix, well, whatever the newest Windows UNIX shell is, if it wasn't so buggy.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-02T04:47:48Z says:

      Windows NT or WNT + 1 to each letter:

      VMS .....

  • HypoLuxaHermesPan
    HypoLuxaHermesPan 2008-07-02T05:00:10Z says:

    You are all IDIOTS. Another five years and Apple/Macs, etc. will RULE, just like they're doing now the media player (iPod) and phones.

    Leopard KILLS Vista (a piece of SHIT!!!)

    • ludeguy
      ludeguy 2008-07-02T05:06:40Z says:

      Just because Apple figured out how to make an mp3 player that won't work without it's own proprietary software doesn't mean that they won't still fail at computers.

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2008-07-02T05:13:07Z says:

      Not likely. Macs don't even have their own Apple-exclusive word processor; they use Microsoft Word. I doubt they're going to "RULE" any time soon.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-02T05:33:58Z says:

      A word for you Apple Faggots, iPods are way more friendly when you install RockBox firmware on them and use something like Songbird to manage songs and whatnot.

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2008-07-02T05:53:27Z says:

      Im on leopard and i used vista...leopard does rock...and pc blows

    • BiffMcBifferson
      BiffMcBifferson 2008-07-02T06:16:14Z says:

      Red Mac does have its own word processor its called pages and its on ilife. I made the switch to Mac two years ago after going to Audio/Video school and I'm never going back.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-02T07:06:08Z says:

      I got an ipod for free. Otherwise, I fucking hate itunes.

      For that matter, the Zune works better. Hell, my phone works better.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T07:56:17Z says:

      zune sucks wtf ;/
      how can you even condone the use of a zune ;/

    • Catch-22
      Catch-22 2008-07-02T09:40:21Z says:

      man, iTunes is by far the biggest shit ever to be programmed, even exceeding the windows media player in terms of lameness.
      I'd rather have a virus on my pc than itunes.

    • VisitorQ
      VisitorQ 2008-07-02T09:43:20Z says:

      I have a Zune (80GB 2nd gen) and have never had a problem with it or its software. They're all just fucking portable hard-drives that play music, picture, and video files; nothing more. Beats carrying around a case of fucking CDs.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T12:55:02Z says:

      Get yourself one of the old ass Sony Mp3s, the ones that store 50GBs and look like fucking hard drives with buttons... easy to transfer, and nobody will steal it.

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-03T13:18:24Z says:

      yeah and you can use it to defend yourself if you ever get attacked.

  • AkaiTsuki
    AkaiTsuki 2008-07-02T05:08:43Z says:

    why does the apple thing look like a pregnancy test?

    • DeadRed42
      DeadRed42 2008-07-02T05:23:30Z says:

      It's assumed that all Mac users ovulate.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-02T05:31:23Z says:

      its for bitches.

    • SwissFandango
      SwissFandango 2008-07-02T05:54:39Z says:

      pregnancy tests are used for bitches, want a cookie for that answer! YES YOU DO! YES YOU DO!

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-07-02T08:23:28Z says:

      Wow, stfu swissfandango?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-02T14:09:38Z says:

      You'll have to forgive him, he's... well, he's retarded.

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-05T17:29:20Z says:

      retardation due to inbreeding. Kinda hard to create a human when your scraping the bottom of the barrel for genes.

  • yak
    yak 2008-07-02T06:32:01Z says:

    well, reading the comments so far on this has cleared some things up... most of mucho's users have no computer knowledge at all.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-02T07:01:21Z says:

      I know where both the on buttons are and I have a guy that takes care of the rest for me. I can devote my time to more important things, like drinking.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-02T07:06:42Z says:

      ...this surprises you?

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-07-02T14:10:03Z says:

      Damn interposters.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-07-02T15:13:06Z says:

      There are a few people here that do, you can tell.

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-07-02T15:31:20Z says:

      I wil admit i know fuck al bout puters! i can turn it on find mucho and free porn...nothing else is of importance!!

    • GAZBAG
      GAZBAG 2008-07-02T15:31:35Z says:

      *all

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-07-02T15:40:12Z says:

      I don't know shit about computers.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-07-02T20:08:05Z says:

      or much else for that matter.

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-02T20:39:48Z says:

      zing....^

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-07-02T20:40:40Z says:

      come on hank...that was good....you can even agree

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2008-07-02T21:06:29Z says:

      MAC had the kick ass marketing plan with the donations to schools, yet despite this when the kiddies left school they bought a PC. Who needs to know about computers to 'crunch' those numbers?

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-07-03T02:33:48Z says:

      Probably because macs are pricey

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T13:05:39Z says:

      Amen Yak...

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-05T17:31:16Z says:

      Too bad I do know a large amount about computers. But since opinions differ ppl just assume ignorance.

  • PatchworkGorilla
    PatchworkGorilla 2008-07-02T06:59:34Z says:

    From a pocket knife point of view, the one on the right rocks!

  • BlowBig
    BlowBig 2008-07-02T08:12:25Z says:

    Does that come with free tech support?

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T13:05:12Z says:

      Yep they're based in India...until you get transfered to Pakistan...then to Australia....then to India... then to Canada...
      ...

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-05T17:31:49Z says:

      Who calls support anyway, if you need to call someone for help get a DELL DUDE.

  • AbrahamLincoln
    AbrahamLincoln 2008-07-02T09:06:01Z says:

    get a mac. run bootcamp. get the best of both worlds. vista is a piece of shit btw...

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T09:59:16Z says:

      soon you'll be able to run windows in a virtual server (non emulated) with how fast computers are becoming and how well virtualization is getting.... so you can just play your games on windows running osx ;/

    • mrubermonkey
      mrubermonkey 2008-07-03T02:34:58Z says:

      Computers running faster have nothing to do with it. Wasting compute resources with poorly written code is never the answer. The biggest issue is coming up with programs that will allow the end user to more easily run applications meant for one platform on another like Wine v1.0.0. This stuff takes forever to come out not that I can complain since I am not really contributing to the development process.

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T13:02:27Z says:

      It will be a while before anything faster comes out, due to not many people being able to afford pouring liquid nitrogen directly onto their processors. However, shit will become more and more available, and fucking idiots like most of the people around here, with the exception of Yak, will become so dependent of their computers that someone will take the internet hostage.

      fuck the second coming of jesus, im waiting to get my hands on a chunk or two of Black Angel....

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-03T13:19:47Z says:

      oh, i'm fairly dependent on the internet.. you know cuz this is my "job" and all :P

  • drumrave
    drumrave 2008-07-02T17:29:28Z says:

    I only hate macs because the most users are fucking stupid, they're all like, "look at me I own a mac. Mac is not a computer but a lifestyle, I'm going to go shove a huge dildo up my ass." Really though it doesn't matter what you use just as long as you can use it and not be a pretenious prick about it

    • yak
      yak 2008-07-02T17:34:53Z says:

      yeah..... mac fanboys are as bad as hardcore vegans.......

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-02T21:35:39Z says:

      How hardcore a vegan are we talking about here though? The kind that won't even drive through an are that has the word "Ham" in it's name somewhere?

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-07-02T21:35:54Z says:

      *area

    • Swappi
      Swappi 2008-07-03T13:03:49Z says:

      Drum we aren't talking about Big Macs..

      I'm an Ovo'lacto Pescatarian btw..

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-07-05T17:33:09Z says:

      ^first step is admitting youre gay.

  • irajoshua
    irajoshua 2008-07-03T03:41:13Z says:

    Mac is for Women...

  • aXx
    aXx 2008-07-04T21:06:39Z says:

    what is that a macdildo?

kagemaru026
posted July 02, 2008