Amateur Home Video

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  deepcow 2008-09-19T05:14:49Z says:

  Sweet!

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    Cuntbag 2008-09-19T12:52:37Z says:

    or sour?
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    0supaboy0 2008-10-14T21:48:25Z says:

    or bitter?
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    0supaboy0 2008-10-14T21:53:09Z says:

    Or....salty
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    0supaboy0 2008-10-14T21:53:20Z says:

    or...Bitter
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  skulk 2008-09-19T05:21:30Z says:

  boring

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    div-ide 2008-09-19T05:27:14Z says:

    zzzzzzzzzzz
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    drumrave 2008-09-19T05:29:33Z says:

    HEY WAKE UP ASSHOLE!
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    HarryTipper 2008-09-19T06:39:14Z says:

    Boring.
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    copilot 2008-09-19T14:19:04Z says:

    "she's faking it" -mrs. crabapple
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  JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-19T05:56:37Z says:

  Beautiful fucking tits!

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    Rompipalle 2008-09-19T15:05:32Z says:

    If you like plastic. I got a set of tupperware bowls you might find sexually stimulating.
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    Whakka 2008-09-19T22:57:20Z says:

    Great! now you made me hate silicone tits. it discusts me.
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    JimJonesRevenge 2008-09-20T03:23:36Z says:

    Yeah, I'm sure you'd all flatly turn her down.
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  Agent-G 2008-09-19T06:40:14Z says:

  only one porn clip tonight? Thats unusual for Mucho.

  And secondly...what the hell was that wrapped around her finger?

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    jpsithlord 2008-09-19T07:35:06Z says:

    Im sad
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    Cuntbag 2008-09-19T12:54:11Z says:

    ya, what the fuck is that? She is deformed like the hoof lady.
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    DeadBecauseIKilledIt 2008-09-19T15:13:54Z says:

    i am taking a shot in the dark and saying she had that figer reatached, pr5obably the same time as the tit job
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    ladypele 2008-09-19T16:32:36Z says:

    Like she said in the beginning, it's a "hot-g-vibe" on her finger. Yes, she actually spoke in the beginning but you probably missed that part.
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    Agent-G 2008-09-19T19:11:47Z says:

    never even heard of a hot-g-vibe. I must look this up now
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    Agent-G 2008-09-19T19:18:12Z says:

    okay, looked it up. Interesting indeed.
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  Wario7793 2008-09-19T10:35:58Z says:

  ok, I've never seen a chick slap her cunt like that.. other than her tits look fake, she's pretty hot and this doesn't look amateur...

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-09-19T23:25:34Z says:

    Your wife's never slapped you before?
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    Wario7793 2008-09-20T00:39:29Z says:

    no, not married, never had that happen LOL
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  CruelHM 2008-09-19T17:20:33Z says:

  There is something very unsexy, quite manly, fake-pleasury, fake-titty, and lots of other words end in 'y' about this one. Severe overuse of the ole exposing of the teeth trick to the point where I wanted to clamp her mouth shut. End result? Another anti-boner.

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    CruelHM 2008-09-19T17:24:13Z says:

    ...and the bottom lip-bite with sharp-inward breaths thing...
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    smerf 2008-09-19T21:09:31Z says:

    ...You're gay, aren't you?
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    CruelHM 2008-09-19T23:14:40Z says:

    ...I see this post-grad education you seem so proud to announce around here like some $20 crack whore has been unsuccessful in making you any more learned or perceptive than a big, dry dog turd.
    To elucidate further...not enjoying fifth-rate, pseudo 'amateur' porn clips, starring barely attractive half-women doesn't make me gay - it just makes me more discerning. Now, go back to smoking 3gram joints and eating 3-pound tubs of Cheetos, and discussing the meaning of life with your other 'grad school buddies' with delusions of mediocrity.
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    smerf 2008-09-20T00:51:38Z says:

    Where the hell do you get joints from? Personally, I think you would probably give your left testicle to get laid, period, much less by a barely attractive woman. What does being learned or perceptive have to do with the fact that you apparently don't like women?
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    CruelHM 2008-09-20T01:05:36Z says:

    Clearly you are undertaking this post-grad study at DeVry or possibly the Spongebob Institute of International Mental Retardation. Make up your mind shit-for-brains...am I opposed to women period, or am I wanting to get laid, period - even if she is less than barely attractive, as you stated above? You really are a dumb motherfucker aren't you? Shit, where's that dik guy when he's needed - at least he attempts the illusion of wit. Even that illiterate jism-hurler plantshit could do better than this swiss-cheesy effort.
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    smerf 2008-09-20T01:28:41Z says:

    Outside of the fact that I'm not even sure if DeVry can give a full bachelors degree, much less any form of graduate degree, I wont even comment on the stupidity of that statement.
    
    I think the fact that you would get turned down by the most repulsive woman on the planet probably made you decide to be gay, which was a total failure on your part for the following reason: since you're so ugly that no woman on the planet would touch you with a 36 foot pole, it also follows that no man, no matter how gay and desperate, would touch you either.
    
    Hence, you are both gay and angry that no woman will sleep with you.
    
    I'd tell you to suck it, bitch, but you'd probably actually try.
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    JamesTKirk 2008-09-20T03:04:37Z says:

    haha jism-hurler....that cut deep.
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    CruelHM 2008-09-20T11:16:27Z says:

    OMG smerf - you are fucking hilarious. But it's kinda like that unintentional hilarious that Dubya does pretty much every speech - and then he stands there looking all content and proud. I honestly think you are no more than 18. Your powers of logic and reasoning suuuuck.
    So, let me get this straight...I am a homosexual heterosexual male who is way too repulsive for even the most repulsive of woman to be interested in, and that fact made me gay (but also mysoginistic), but alas, not even the ugliest of desperado faggoty male would want me either. Dayyyum! I'm screwed (or not, as the case appears). There HAS to be a cool acronym for my predicament.
    You are fucking hilarious - in a short-bus-riding, special ed, younger brother with a snot-nose kinda way. I hereby grant smerf the status of official Mucho Moron Supremo - you graduate...momma cum loudly.
    And Kirk, it wasn't really intended to cut at all...but rather acknowledge the fact that plantshit likes to throw globules of his own semen around - like most monkeys do. Mmmk?
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    smerf 2008-09-20T18:54:15Z says:

    Wow, you were actually able to analyze that? Maybe you aren't as dumb as I thought.
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    CruelHM 2008-09-20T20:02:00Z says:

    :) no end to my talents