there are some IQ test, but i dont believe in any of them,
you can not measure someones intelligence, cause for example i suck in computers but im genius in math or mechanic or philosophy, some ppl suck in every thing but they make amazing paintings,
i have seen university professors who could not even drive a fucking car,
IQ tests aren't based on your knowledge of computers.
And depending on which one you take, they test a wide assortment of things, like logic and common knowledge.
You live and die and "life" will be the same as it was before you were born. No recarnation no afterlife. Ethernal darkness, sure people will get born but all we have there own conciouness. How can i value life when i know this?
Because you value your own life (I assume). What you lack (as I've said before) is empathy, the ability to identify yourself with others. If you feel pain, it's reasonable to believe others feel pain, as well. Knowing that other beings feel pain, but not caring is one thing, but actually inflicting the pain and enjoying it (you) is psychotic.
The pleasure,joy and lifelust I get when doing stuffs i do is enormous, its really hard to explane this in english but i will try later after my nap. I hope you will find a thing that do the same for you.
I was thinking "wrench blue". It said to "think of a tool and a color", not "a tool of a certain color". So I must be in the upper echelon 0.0002% or something. Yeah def.
Yeah I know. There a a few reasons for example, ive been going out alot, when im in im recovering from going out, I cant look at MS on the uni computers (i wouldnt want to be seen looking at MS @ uni anyway) Weve just managaed to get broadband in our new house etc etc
my brains weren't working fast enough to think of a coloured tool.. damn english..
this test stinks! you only got about 1 whole second to do one mathproblem, and then 5 seconds to do the other? wtf!
which is, dumbass? seemed to me like they're saying that 98% of 'people' are less creative than others for picking the same thing(because of lack of imagination), which happens to be the red hammer. and my question is; how did they know that supposedly 98% of 'people' would pick red hammer, dumbass.
Actually, fries, it should be hammer & red but yes, "red hammer" is the norm. If you say anything else you are apparently more creative. Me? Im in the bottom 2% because I thought 'hammer red'..guess I have just been humiliated by a cheap test on Mucho...bugger!
Vic, my guess is because of subliminal messages are making us think of the colour red. Maybe we think of red because of all the wars and blood, who knows. We may generally think of hammers because only men would play this game and men like to nail women, and what do you normally do with nails? you hammer them...sooooo because of wars and sex, we all think of "red hammer", unless youre in the top 2% in which case you are probably a virgin who doesnt watch the news.
your theory does stink. red is a very common colour. a hammer is a very common tool. the maths problems were just priming your reactions to consider less and just think of the answer without double checking.
I thought Grey saw. This test is pretty stupid. The creator of thi cant even form proper sentences "If not, you belong to 2% people, wihich are more creative than rest 98%" I guess I belong to people who are 2% the size of full people. And I am more creative than 98% of rest? Clearly higher intelligence there!
Comments to Amazing Brain test
How well did you score Luke.
How often do you score with your stepdaughter?
The same amount of time you score with any women,0
No, sorry, try again.
hahaha
Naming your left hand Shirley and jacking off doesn't count little boy.
whats your stepdaughters age?
11
thats to old for him
ofcourse
1rish1 is #1 asshole
Whatever
blue screwdriver.
...Ok, that's a little creepy, 'cause that's the same thing I thought of.
Same here. Weird.
You guys are so creative.
shit, I had that too. Way to be original, damn.
red screwdriver. i suppose you could still beat someone to death with it
Red hammer...whatever that means
I was a blue saw. What does it mean?
Hmmmm
Hmmmm
bullshit,
even plantshit him self got an F on this one
Iranian now you just being rude.
there are some IQ test, but i dont believe in any of them,
you can not measure someones intelligence, cause for example i suck in computers but im genius in math or mechanic or philosophy, some ppl suck in every thing but they make amazing paintings,
i have seen university professors who could not even drive a fucking car,
most of famous ppl in history failed school and were never considered smart at school
True that , i only got grade 4 & 5's in cse when i was at school.
But you're not famous.
IQ tests aren't based on your knowledge of computers.
And depending on which one you take, they test a wide assortment of things, like logic and common knowledge.
Not yet Mr Fug not yet...
im probebly the smartest lifeform on this planet.
Yah, probebly.
i could join MENSA any day i want, How your AA meeting hank?
I don't go to AA. Go ahead and join Mensa. Doesn't mean a fucking thing. Lots of psychopaths are intelligent.
I´m not a psycho just because i see the true nature of the world. I feel so sad they have brainwashed your mind you seem like an nice guy .
no, but you are most certainly autistic, if your view on life(and other forms of life) are sincere.
You live and die and "life" will be the same as it was before you were born. No recarnation no afterlife. Ethernal darkness, sure people will get born but all we have there own conciouness. How can i value life when i know this?
Because you value your own life (I assume). What you lack (as I've said before) is empathy, the ability to identify yourself with others. If you feel pain, it's reasonable to believe others feel pain, as well. Knowing that other beings feel pain, but not caring is one thing, but actually inflicting the pain and enjoying it (you) is psychotic.
The pleasure,joy and lifelust I get when doing stuffs i do is enormous, its really hard to explane this in english but i will try later after my nap. I hope you will find a thing that do the same for you.
what kind of stuffs? choking the neighbour's cat?
I went for green shovel.
Nice!
Blue wrench
I was thinking "wrench blue". It said to "think of a tool and a color", not "a tool of a certain color". So I must be in the upper echelon 0.0002% or something. Yeah def.
That go back to your starbucks you elitist fuck.
I'm guessing you meant "Then go back...", but started typing "than" instead, and then fucked up letter "n" on top of that... But anyway, I was joking.
wrench green
I said red hammer...wtf...
^ yup, red hammers ahoy!
TiredGuy, you really are a great example of the Starbucks target market. Cunt.
hey, you're still alive^? you never show your ass anymore..
Yeah I know. There a a few reasons for example, ive been going out alot, when im in im recovering from going out, I cant look at MS on the uni computers (i wouldnt want to be seen looking at MS @ uni anyway) Weve just managaed to get broadband in our new house etc etc
...or if you listen to cheeky & MrFugs, im on the run because I killed Madeleine McCann!
N, T, same fucking difference, you are a cunt.
And lay low Oranje, I think they are still after you.
hmm, just don't pull a mabel on us, oranje. don't forget your loyal mucho-buddies.
Sorry Oranje, they dragged it out of me!
Hey Oranje, what's it like being on the run?
Oh, and it was all Mr Fugs fault. Sorry Fug, they dragged it out of me.
i think he's gone already..
He's actually Keyzer Soze.
He's actually Keyzer Soze.
Cheeky "two times" cov
You seem to be getting good at that cheeky!
damn mouse
it was his little brother^
Ha!
I thought of a purple wrench, that's weird.
Homosexual tendencies slipping out there I think.
Sigmond Freud would have a field day with that
Orange HankChinaski
Ka-Wank
The Irish haven't evolved to the point of being able to make and use tools, yet.
Or fire.
Hey!
hehehe best comment award to the racist irishman. if only cause that was clever...
that wasn't that clever
He means your cock is orange Hank.
I was gonna make a joke about hank being a tool.
But that would be racist.
And dumb.
so it would be nothing new to wanko.
Exactly.
haahah 1rish
Shut up you fucking nip, I never make dumb racist comments.
No, you never do. And by never I mean always.
You sure about that?
Hey, quit spoiling it, I'm still stuck on that first question.
"If not, you belong to the rest 98" wtf? English as a third language? Hammer Blue, I got - but it's a little predictable.
Pink Saw.
Green Drill.
black monkey
Metallic blue 13mm spanner
Green pocket-pussy.
Blue saw. Mainly because I was sawing some wood this morning.
Blue pick
Yellow saw
Pink saw sounds disturbingly like pink sock. Maybe I watch too much Mucho.
And the crowd says "yes" in conjunction with a standing ovation
Plum crazy purple micrometer.
mauve heliometer
Crimson theodolite
Turquoise model 700 pipe threader
fuchsia chisel
Now that's just gay, Vic!
what? no!
gay? *me*?!
I said red hammer, and thought I was all smart, then its all like "red hammer, bitch". I'm just gonna go to sleep and cry now.
Hopefully someone will come and kiss your little pink tool and make it all better.
Was that an offer?
ha! maroon pipe wrench :D
yellow screwdriver. yay creative me
red hammer
i said red torch... only cause red is my favorite color and cause i was playing with a lighter at the time.
I went with red spade. Not sure why.
Because you call a spade a spade?
I just kept pausing the clip , made it a whole lot easier.
FUCK this gay shit and fuck exams, fuck school and fuck education..and fuck every one that remindes me of that shit on this fucking Website
I feel your anger young Skywalker
sounds like mideastbitch musta just got suspended for huffing gas at school again
yeah, fuck schools! fuck education! dogshit shoveling all the way!!
huffing gas... reminds me of my childhood in norway
figures..
ahh huffing gas...the good old days...wtf??
elchris no wonder you're a retard
I feel bad for you....just kidding I don't
did it a few times... we hid the cans in our jacket sleeves and could pretty much do it anywhere. it was some crazy shit
lasted like a minute but you could even halusinate your own funeral
surprise surprise
haha
I chose a red power drill.
lol
Red hoe. How did it know I was thinking red?!
my brains weren't working fast enough to think of a coloured tool.. damn english..
this test stinks! you only got about 1 whole second to do one mathproblem, and then 5 seconds to do the other? wtf!
i would probably have chosen red, because it's my favorite color.
anyway, i was trying to translate a tool in my mind, but that stupid test already gave the fucking answer. meh.. crap!
...anything else to add to that, Grasshopper?
yeah, this test really stinks!
what colour of stink?
red stink.
damn!
wrench red!
^pink gearbox
Saw Blue
No way Cheeky, that's what I picked, great minds...
As always
Yellow Moons, Blue Stars, Green Clovers, aw fuck, I lost!
ok, but who says 'red hammer' is the norm?
"red hammer" isnt the norm , you're missing the whole point of the test dumbass.
which is, dumbass? seemed to me like they're saying that 98% of 'people' are less creative than others for picking the same thing(because of lack of imagination), which happens to be the red hammer. and my question is; how did they know that supposedly 98% of 'people' would pick red hammer, dumbass.
well, dumbass?
Actually, fries, it should be hammer & red but yes, "red hammer" is the norm. If you say anything else you are apparently more creative. Me? Im in the bottom 2% because I thought 'hammer red'..guess I have just been humiliated by a cheap test on Mucho...bugger!
oops no, that would put me in the average 98% not the bottom 2%...that would be the top 2%.
Vic, my guess is because of subliminal messages are making us think of the colour red. Maybe we think of red because of all the wars and blood, who knows. We may generally think of hammers because only men would play this game and men like to nail women, and what do you normally do with nails? you hammer them...sooooo because of wars and sex, we all think of "red hammer", unless youre in the top 2% in which case you are probably a virgin who doesnt watch the news.
Thats my theory!
your theory stinks too! ;D
I watch the news!
Yeah ok, I don't.
I don't watch the news. They try to poison your mind man.
your theory does stink. red is a very common colour. a hammer is a very common tool. the maths problems were just priming your reactions to consider less and just think of the answer without double checking.
So was i cheating by pausing the clip to work out the sums ?
you still haven't answered my question.
there's another version that uses vegetables...most people pick carrot apparantly
To be honest Vic i don't even know what the answer would be.
the answer is probably 'most people'
^that doesn't make sense.
I got the addition but when I answered red hammer they got mer.
An orange awl here.
i thought of orange spade, but something tells me its because im not english
I thought Grey saw. This test is pretty stupid. The creator of thi cant even form proper sentences "If not, you belong to 2% people, wihich are more creative than rest 98%" I guess I belong to people who are 2% the size of full people. And I am more creative than 98% of rest? Clearly higher intelligence there!
this*....Yeah i screwd up.
'wihich' bit did you screw up?
Red jackhammer... weird!
The red hammers in The Wall represent lockstep indoctrination into society... weird parallel.
we don't need no education
You need it more than most.
i said a green hammer...pretty creepy