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America Newest Little Whore

I'll just use what vanity fair used to describe this picture "At 15, fast-talking Miley Cyrus already has everything she needs to make it billion-dollar big: a hit show (the Disney Channel’s Hannah Montana), two multi-platinum albums, and a level head that could save her from a Lindsay- or Britney-style meltdown."

America Newest Little Whore

America Newest Little Whore
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celebrity,  femmes fatale,  hannah montana,  miley ray cyrus

Comments to America Newest Little Whore

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2008-05-05T04:02:25Z says:

    Wow, everything that matters is covered up. Such a shocking photo.

    • AllTImeLow
      AllTImeLow 2008-05-05T06:58:34Z says:

      No doubt.. people need to fuckin grow up. She's a teenage girl.. the girls i knew at that age were doing worse.

      Though as a parent I wqouldn't agree with it... it doens't matter it's over with, move the fuck on..

    • ItchyHairpiece
      ItchyHairpiece 2008-05-05T14:20:47Z says:

      its her fucking back

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-05-05T16:04:58Z says:

      I know, sooooooooo hot.

  • Nixon'sGhost
    Nixon'sGhost 2008-05-05T04:10:44Z says:

    I soooo want to use a bullwhip on her back right now.

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-05-05T04:18:44Z says:

    this is just fucking disgusting that photographer should be fired, she looks fucking grey and sickly

    seriously my fucking cell phone camera could take a better picture pointing it straight into the fucking sun

    when i heard about this i was just so pissed that someone who takes such shit pictures could ever get paid for it

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-05T04:21:58Z says:

      deep breaths. it will be ok

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-05-05T04:28:59Z says:

      He didn't take his meds today.

    • parsonm6
      parsonm6 2008-05-05T05:09:14Z says:

      He has a little crush on Miley.

    • caboose1984
      caboose1984 2008-05-05T05:22:44Z says:

      Awwwwwww.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T09:34:35Z says:

      He's in for a disappointment. Little Miley isn't packing.

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-05-05T10:25:58Z says:

      give the man some meth

    • sir_puffalottabud
      sir_puffalottabud 2008-05-05T12:03:14Z says:

      the feeling lights on

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2008-05-05T15:31:13Z says:

      Annie Lebowitz is a renown world class photographer. I dont really know what people see in her actually.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T15:37:20Z says:

      see in who? annie or this soon to be if not already megaslut?

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T15:40:48Z says:

      annie lebowitz has taken some great pictures...but this is undeniably suggestive and slutty for a fifteen year old kid. not that i care

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T15:59:48Z says:

      After all it's only a year before she becomes legal!

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-05-05T16:06:38Z says:

      She needs health.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T16:09:26Z says:

      I'd pound some 'health' into her.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-05T17:01:54Z says:

      thats whats so ridiculous that the bitch that took this shit is famous for her shit pictures, i dont care about the topless thing who the fuck cares but this is just such a terrible picture she made hannah montana look like the fucking walking dead

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T17:20:12Z says:

      it's supposed to be art you no-culture having redneck

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T17:44:42Z says:

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-05-05T18:03:03Z says:

      its not art, its just a shitty picture

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T18:14:31Z says:

      You wouldn't recognise art if it sprouted arms and punched you in the face. Yet you'd probably get upset if somebody criticised your cell phone snaps.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-05T18:58:15Z says:

      i think its a shitty picture too. it sucks. period. whats really stupid here is to see a pathetic redneck canadian pretending to know anything about art or culture. stfu ignorant hippie

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T19:08:16Z says:

      Wether you think it's shitty or not, it's still an artistic shot.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T19:38:48Z says:

      Art is art ElPiss you dumb fuck. You may not like it but that doesn't matter you prick.

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-05T19:46:34Z says:

      thanks to retards like yourself, anyone can call them selves an artist today. i bet you homos think jessica simpson is a fantastic artist too

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T20:01:11Z says:

      Anyone can call themselves an artist you cock. It doesn't matter one fucking iota if you like what they produce or not. The world doesn't revolve around you and your special needs you tosspot.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T20:02:08Z says:

      Who said anything about liking it? It's simply a case of knowing what you're looking at, but some people^ don't have a fucking clue.

    • Mannynub
      Mannynub 2008-05-05T20:04:01Z says:

      Anyone with an ounce of creativity is arguably classed as an artist. It's the creativity that counts, not the talent. This is why most "art" sucks balls. But still, it's art nonetheless.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T20:19:14Z says:

      I am an artist.

      http://www.muchosucko.com/show/i_too_can_be_artistic-32031/search

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T21:07:43Z says:

      Most likely a piss artist

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-05T22:27:46Z says:

      I wish I worked in an industry where I didn't actually have to possess any talent or knowledge to succeed. And where I could get paid for not contributing anything to humanity.

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-05T22:29:24Z says:

      Just like professional athletes. They contribute nothing to humanity. Yet they get paid more money in a year than I'll ever see in my life. And how do they thank society? By raping women, forcing dogs to fight each other, and abusing drugs and alcohol.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T23:03:05Z says:

      I know, Hugh, life just isn't fucking fair.

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-06T01:22:47Z says:

      Priorities in society are fucked, school budgets are slashed but Kobe brings home millions

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-06T21:22:01Z says:

      racists..

  • espada9
    espada9 2008-05-05T04:36:38Z says:

    I wonder how long it will be until the media drives he to doped up skankdom?

    • Darktide5
      Darktide5 2008-05-05T05:38:21Z says:

      Soon, I hope :)

  • PUSSYHANDS
    PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-05T04:43:46Z says:

    Looks like an ad from the "got milk" campaign.

    • StickyBeets
      StickyBeets 2008-05-05T05:07:19Z says:

      i thought the same thing the first tyme i saw the photo, but i couldn't find the white moustache...

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T05:16:12Z says:

      The white moustache is on pussyhands.

  • Asphalt
    Asphalt 2008-05-05T04:59:02Z says:

    Just tossing this out there to all the kids... never drink keystone... never...

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-05T04:59:22Z says:

      ... ever...

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-05T05:05:05Z says:

      Don't drink Natty Ice

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-05T05:05:49Z says:

      Keystone's okay...if it's free.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-05-05T05:14:53Z says:

      Why don't you have a seat with your Keystone right over there?

    • caboose1984
      caboose1984 2008-05-05T05:23:13Z says:

      So what's goin on tonight?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-05T05:24:10Z says:

      haha I almost defended natty over this shit, but they really are on par with each other

    • PUSSYHANDS
      PUSSYHANDS 2008-05-05T05:30:21Z says:

      James you're more bitchy than usual tonight, did you get fucked with the cock axe?

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-05-05T06:00:44Z says:

      Haha.. got the runs Asphalt?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T13:02:29Z says:

      I like PBR. Well not really like, more like tolerate.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T13:16:03Z says:

      pbr?

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-05T14:28:19Z says:

      Paps Blue Ribbon... and no Roland, the beer shits haven't descended upon me... yet

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-05-05T15:11:07Z says:

      Pabst.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T16:02:07Z says:

      I take it you're referring to cheap, shitty beer?

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-05-05T16:08:08Z says:

      AB for life.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T17:45:36Z says:

      "Paps" Hahaha, what a dumbshit.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-05T17:52:05Z says:

      You would know, you fag!

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-05T21:23:32Z says:

      talking about PBR;
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24463225/

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-05T21:23:43Z says:

      he really loves that PBR

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-05T22:30:50Z says:

      I fucking love PBR. (even though I don't live in the south)

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-05T23:56:04Z says:

      PBR is absolute shit beer.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T00:00:41Z says:

      PBR Lite is shit beer. They sell it in the 99 cent stores here.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-06T00:12:01Z says:

      I'm drinking Negra Modelo right now.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-06T00:12:34Z says:

      Oh yeah, did I mention? "Paps" Hahaha, what a dumbshit.

    • Asphalt
      Asphalt 2008-05-06T01:15:12Z says:

      Im surprised you can even tell, old man. You really have to fine tune them bifocals to read the can, eh?

    • irajoshua
      irajoshua 2008-05-06T20:46:47Z says:

      It's funny just by what shitty beer you are stating tells what part (North,South,East,West) of the country you are in. Yankees drink PBR/ GoodOldBoys drink Natty/ west coast drink Keystone.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-06T20:52:49Z says:

      i wish you had no hands

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-06T21:23:24Z says:

      ..or feet.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-06T21:30:03Z says:

      ...or head

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-05-07T02:09:30Z says:

      Or vital organs

  • bubbaslim
    bubbaslim 2008-05-05T05:34:34Z says:

    i should get the cock axe for my sheep. that way when dad gets to drinkin his keystone he will think twice

  • bubbaslim
    bubbaslim 2008-05-05T05:35:12Z says:

    shit! yeah i know the reply button.... here it comes

    • drumrave
      drumrave 2008-05-05T05:40:17Z says:

      You really are stupid

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-05T05:44:12Z says:

      yup

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-05T21:24:24Z says:

      ..incredibly stupid.

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-06T03:07:01Z says:

      yeah we covered that.

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-05-06T04:32:55Z says:

      So, to recap... Well, you know.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-06T21:23:12Z says:

      i think it hasn't been said enough quite yet.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-06T21:30:25Z says:

      mega stupid

  • jpsithlord
    jpsithlord 2008-05-05T07:10:17Z says:

    I wouldn't hit this

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T09:35:49Z says:

      I seriously doubt you could hit anything

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T13:59:03Z says:

      Unless it has a dick.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T16:00:26Z says:

      Even then...

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-05-05T21:04:22Z says:

      Fuck you bitches

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T21:08:04Z says:

      ^gay

    • jpsithlord
      jpsithlord 2008-05-06T10:56:59Z says:

      ^ first homosexual organism

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-06T21:24:01Z says:

      "jpsithlord"?..

      uber mega giga gay.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-06T21:31:29Z says:

      jppisslord gives a new meaning to gayness.

  • dik
    dik 2008-05-05T15:30:29Z says:

    billy ray cyruses achy breaky heart is broken

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T16:01:23Z says:

      There's going to be a lot of broken hearts over the next few years. Up until the point she's found dead after a 12 hour drug binge.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T16:14:02Z says:

      probably already a deathwatch site on her

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T17:46:20Z says:

      12 hour drug binge? That was a warm up back in the day.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T19:39:30Z says:

      Kids nowadays have no lasting power. Just look at ElPiss

    • elchris
      elchris 2008-05-05T20:25:16Z says:

      what do you mean? that makes no sence dickhead

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T20:30:53Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha. Try again fuckwit.

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-05-05T16:11:59Z says:

    She's also going to become a nun, along with Emma Watson and neither of them will ever have sex.

    • dik
      dik 2008-05-05T16:14:31Z says:

      not with you anyway arch

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T16:16:17Z says:

      Ha ha ha ha ha

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-05-05T19:41:43Z says:

      Cold.

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2008-05-05T21:24:59Z says:

      i'd say freezing.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-05-05T18:33:15Z says:

    I wonder if she thought about how many creepy guys would be whacking it to this when she let the pic get taken.

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T19:40:13Z says:

      Why do you think she's got that little smile

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2008-05-05T19:40:37Z says:

      fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • TheTruth
      TheTruth 2008-05-05T22:54:44Z says:

      she was thinking that el wanko and probably fingers herself thinking about all those guys jacking off to her

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2008-05-05T19:27:25Z says:

    i wonder why peopel care soo much ?

    i mean yeah it isnt exactly "tasteful" for a girl her age taking this obviously suggestive picture.. then again its only suggestive to those which a sick mind.. cause really everything is covered and youd see much more skin if she was in a two piece bathing suit... so just cause she isnt at the beach this picture is "Racy" and sexual?


    and another note teenage girls arent sexual? a picture cant show a girl looking "good" ( although in thei picture i dont really see it.. it dosent look at that great a photo) get over yourselves people.

    i think people just like to argue and yell about little things cause it makes them feel powerful cause of their shit jobs and lives.

    reminds me of the old man who sits for hours and hours looking out his blinds just so e can yell at the neighborhood kids to STAY OFF HIS LAWN!!!! cause his life sucks he has to make everyone aroun dhim miserable. and it makes him feel like a big man to be an asshole.

    this a picture although not my taste, isnt that serious. if you want to see more from teens and preeteens just go to the beach any day of the week. but besure to hide in the bushes while setting up your video camera... they frown upon that for some reason.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-05-05T19:43:06Z says:

      Hey, those kids gotta learn to stay off the lawn some how.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-05-05T20:15:22Z says:

      Can I get a summary please?

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-05T20:20:40Z says:

      You would, but you can't.

    • keefbox
      keefbox 2008-05-05T23:53:10Z says:

      Cliff Notes motherfucker...

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2008-05-06T00:04:14Z says:

      Who?
      Oh, you mean CliffsNotes.


      never heard of it.

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2008-05-06T00:44:22Z says:

      Summary: Morph got yelled at for dragging his video equipment across an old dudes lawn while on his way to the preteen beach.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-05-05T20:34:51Z says:

    I bet she is going to be hot in a few years and every body in the world is going to reporting her every move just to bash her on it, I don't think she is a virgin , but as soon as the media finds that out , all hell is going to break loose , but the media and the world love and can get enough

    • HughJanus69
      HughJanus69 2008-05-05T22:38:23Z says:

      Well yeah. We have to have somebody to hate.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-05-05T23:58:26Z says:

      Yeah, soon she'll be yet another celebrity I don't care about.

  • TheTruth
    TheTruth 2008-05-06T02:22:23Z says:

    I wish miley cyrus would join muchosucko and comment on her own pic here.. what would she say about all our opinions on her..?

  • Dracul
    Dracul 2008-05-06T02:52:31Z says:

    Haha I can't really see that happening. She's kinda young looking. And I agree, why the fuck is the word "whore" included in the title? Not very tasteful. Let's see what YOU would say if you had the opportunity to be in Vanity Fair.

    • bubbaslim
      bubbaslim 2008-05-06T03:10:13Z says:

      see i am not the only idiot to not use the "REPLY" button

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2008-05-06T03:17:05Z says:

      Another reply violation?

  • irajoshua
    irajoshua 2008-05-06T20:39:31Z says:

    Wow, what a ugly little girl

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2008-08-06T11:41:36Z says:

    she's really cute.

Gazoo
posted May 05, 2008