American Football Not Gay At All...Honest
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Comments to American Football Not Gay At All...Honest
LOL, it's funny because it's Rex Grossman
Hes face down ass up to a Packer, im not suprised.
Fudge-Packer. Thanks for the setup, tybalt.
...I'm pretty sure that was the implication of his comment, not a setup for someone else.
Poor NFL players, making millions and banging hot cheerleaders then retiring at 40. It must be rough.
Who is feeling sorry for them?
How about the cardinals??
Shall we take this as a challenge? I can find way more gay soccer pics
me too
I've found far gayer baseball pics....and I've posted them too.
I'll agree with that, baseball is the absolute gayest sport ever!
You could fall asleep watching a baseball game, be analy raped, and never even know it. Just sayin, I'm a light sleeper.
"tight ends", "spread formations"... QB's hands between the center's outstretched legs...
not gay , just Comfortable With Their Sexuality
Large men in tight pants lining up and bending over to either play with balls or run into other large men in tight pants.
Almost as gay as male wrestling.
Wrestling isn't gay.
Rish is gay. Rish 'wrestles'. Therefore, wrestling is gay.
I grapple. Either way though wrestling isn't gay.
Yep it's gay
Nothing gay about a guy double legging you and spiking you on your head.
then theres the shower 'buddying' afterwards
Rish. You admitted a while back to weighing less than 175. So, either you're short...or you're a slightly built faggot. Either way, I'm fucking you up when we have this long-talked-about Mucho convention of worldwide members. Fact.
I do weigh less than 175 and somehow I'm too worried about you.
*not
You were right the first time. I'm 185 right now...and make every pound count.
:)
I'm somewhere between 165 and 170 lbs right now and I spar and roll with 185ers regularly. Like I said, I'm not worried about it.
I wiegh approx 210lbs , i'll kick all your scrawny asses
I weigh 172 right now, & im about 5' 11-6'. I have a decent amount of muscle, so unless Irish is freakishly tall, he cant be that scrawny.
i have a friend on Myspace called 1rish1 and he's more than 170lbs , he a lardass
I weigh closer to 270lbs, but I'm 6ft4 and a fat bastard, so that's my excuse.
You're a retard and a faggot fries. You couldn't even kick your own fat ass.
In a 70's movie, someone Oranje's size could be the lead male and would be considered fit and athletic. In a movie today, they have to be 240 lbs of muscle and look ready to compete in the WWE. And chicks complain about how the media puts impossible standards on them.
Thanks for that contribution. Now fuck off please - total moron.
PS So you forgot about 5'10 170lb Daniel Craig, 5'11 175lb Brad Pitt, 5'8 1??lb Mark Wahlberg, 5'9 1??lb George Clooney, 5'7 150lb(?) Tom Cruise...and probably about 1,000 other Hollywood guys who are pretty normal to small size. Actually, come to think of it...I can't think of too many Hollywood leads that are 240lbs+ apart from ummm, I dunno ex-WWE wrestlers/actors like 'The Rock'.
Wow, now have you all factored in ages for all of you bastards? I am 5'11'' and weigh 230...I think I win, yeah?
No, you're just a fat cunt.
Craig was 170 lbs in Bond like Ron Jeremy's dick is 6". Unless he's a fucking midgit or the camera adds 20 lbs of muscle.
Clooney's always given as 210-220 in examples of where a guy who doesn't look real fat has a BMI that puts him in the obese category. Pitt's over 200 except for back in the 90's when he did fight club. Tom Cruise is a short fag but still 175+ for the mission:homo movies.
Though even with accurate weights, possibly the camera does add a lot of bulk. I remember seeing that Vin Deisel fag once and he was about my height and not that much bigger (and I'm not a huge freak or anything).
Vin Diesel is usually put into movies alongside people who are pretty small and slim, to make him look like he's huge. Don't get me wrong he's pretty bulky, but not to the extent that most people think.
.
Oh, and Daniel Craig is actually a short arse, Wanko, so I could easilly believe he weighed around 170 in the Bond movies.
Fat Cunt, eh? I might not be the skinniest here but I sure as hell am not a cunt. www.myspace.com/johnisfillingurllink Mannynub, you're just one of those many hopeless bastards that wished they had any degree of strength outside their wrist.
I looked at your Myspace, not only are you a fat cunt, but you look like you have Down Syndrome too.
downs syndrome is for fags
Vin looked 6' and maybe 210 when I saw him. I figured he wasn't so tough so I beat him down and fucked him up the ass to prove my manhood.
^expert pwnage
^Gay.
^gayest.
I agree with Wanko's original point about the media's portrayal of the average male.
They use slim women in the same way that they use men with big shoulders and six packs. How can you not agree with that, cruel?
Plus, I'm calling bullshit on Daniel Craig being 5'10 & 170lb.
I don't agree with that Oranje. The 'media' is not portraying those images as the 'average male' but rather the average physique of a Hollywood actor playing that kind of role.
Don't take my figures literally. I do know I am correct on the heights though. Daniel Craig could be in the 190-195 region...which is still a lot for a 5' 10 male. And trust me, he is 5' 10 fo shizzle.
My main point was that this 240lb figure was spurious and untrue.
"The 'media' is not portraying those images as the 'average male' but rather the average physique of a Hollywood actor playing that kind of role."
In the EXACT same way they use the women actresses. Wanko's point may have been a slight exageration, but his point is still valid.
Women bitch about the portrayal of the 'average woman' being unrealistic, yet the exact same thing could be said about males.
Anybody who looks to the media for a guide on how they think they should look is an insecure retard.
You say spurious and untrue like it's a bad thing.
I'm not saying I look to the media to decide how I need to look, or that most others do, just that bitches complain about it all the time even though men face the same thing with steriod boys all over the place (and whatever camera magic they use to make a 180 lb guy look like a fucking bodybuilder.)
Also the story about me raping Vin Diesel is 100% true. It wasn't gay because I didn't enjoy it.
I agree Cruel, they are. That is why women should shut the fuck up. A) Its bullshit (although I do prefer slim women), & B) It happens the same way with men.
A man of Craig's height and 180 could easily look much heavier than you think.
I actually prefer my women to have a little meat, and some cushion for the pushin. My current woman is 5'7 and about 134lbs. I wouldn't want a woman less than that.
Seriously? I kind of agree with ya Cruel, a little something on a girl is nice. But the small girls are nice too. My current gf is 5'2'' and weighs 96lbs.
Mine is about that height but by the time she hits puberty she could be 5'5.
Seriously Minister'sCock? That is too small (unless you're a beaner), so I guess it must satisfy some craving you have for pre-pubescent, helpless girls...and it makes you feel powerful and manly or something.
Yeah, Wanko put it slightly differently...but same difference I guess.
I guess he could toss around some free weights before every scene. I find that if I do a light workout, drink a shitload of water, I look a lot bigger for 1/2 hour or so.
Nah man, she's a vicious girl. I am 18 and she's 16 so there we go. And...Wanko...the fuck? Haha...Minister'sCock, well it's safe to assume that a minister's cock gets more action than you will, even if it does involve small boys.
Yes, very good MrNoobyMcNoobins.
Shit. Gotta agree with 1rish1. I too checked out your myspace. You look like a fat, ugly downs dude to me too. And I see you're from TN (where I used to live)...what a let down. I can't flame on noobs that look like you...it just doesn't feel right.
Hahah whatever you say man. If that's what you guys think I look like, so be it. Nothing I can do to change your fucked up perspective. Then again, that will probably happen to me as well, after spending as much time as you on this site.
By 'fucked up perspective' you mean 'reality' right? I mean, you got balls for posting your Myspace when you look like that kid, but sheesh. I know they have mirrors in TN...and when you invest in one...you'll see what we all see.
Eh, good luck if you're trying to offend me man. It'll take you a long time of trial and error before you'll come close. Happy hunting.
You are faggy looking douche bag.
Point being...? Keeping trying you flame-topped penis snatcher.
at this point, sinister - posting that photo here -or making it your avatar- would probably be the best course of action...
I want to hear more about this fabled mucho convention...
Of course it is gay, it's all in the name.
What is? Your book club.
'American' football, nob jockey.
E-A-G-L-E-S
EAGLES!
noooo! no eagles!
nooo!
seriously - morph, from philly?
Are the Vikes still in it?
If you care enough to ask, Hank, care enough to look yourself. Moron.
What do you think _Morph_, Pa Superbowl, or sixth seed Superbowl?
Super Bowl Final Score:
Arizona 37
Baltimoar (ha) 13
Fact
Hey BHUYNTZX, you fucking cunt muscle, obviously I care enough to ask, but not enough to look it up. Too hard for you to understand?
Hey, if you care enough to comment, care enough to shut the fuck up!
It's easier to look than to ask, stupid fuck. So no, I don't understand your logic. If your faggoty ass cared at all about sports, you wouldn't have asked such a moronic question. Commenting on sports doesn't make you any more of a man, you pussy.
FAGBALL
^canadian
Now maybe im just being Australian but isn't it gay enough that they ware helmets and pads in this game? next step after this is all pink uniforms and groping to celebrate scoring.
if a 6'6 350 pound man who can bench press 600 pounds trucked right into you, and you were not wearing a helmet or any pads, you would be permanently damaged. the pads are there to keep players from killing eachother, and thus, allowing the game to go on for longer periods of time.
The pads are the only reason they 'truck' into you. That's why the injuries are more severe than say rugby. It doesn't mean the guys are tougher, it means they are more reckless.
yanks and their trucks, bless
Not more reckless, more focused on hitting the other person as hard as possible.
But why do you need to hit people harder than what is necessary to bring them down? The recklessness displays itself in the number of career threatening injuries.
hotshot: so every single "Football" player is 6'6 and 350lbs, and able to bench 600lbs? Wow, I've been misled all these years.
It's not reckless. It's fucking intentional. What about that don't you understand, Fugs?
Most rugby players are huge too, but don't wear any pads. Also, a rugby player's weight is all solid muscle...and when those fuckers hit you...with no pads...it hurts, badly.
Only running backs and quarterbacks are fit in US football. All the others are freakishly-sized niggers who eat as much fast food as possible in order to form immovable barriers to enable quarterbacks to throw to receivers. That's pretty much US football in a nutshell.
Sorry. Some of the freakishly-sized fatasses are also corn-fed, good ole boys...who grew up on farms next to nuclear energy plants.
Intentional or not, Hank, hitting another person hard, apparently without a care as to wether you could cause permanent or possibly fatal injuries, is just reckless.
Quit being a soft European Fugs. I actually got into US football Fugs. It is what it is though. Rugby takes more skill and teamwork...the pass back rule ensure that.
PacMan Jones FTW...yeah yeah. That nigga is the streets.
I wasn't intending to argue about it, Cruel, I was just throwing something in to hotshot's comment. Hank made it an argument, I simply stated that US football tackles are, by definition, reckless.
The End.
They are, by definition, not reckless, because they do care about the outcome. They are intentionally trying to hurt the other person, so that he can't continue to play. (not all the time, of course)
Is disagreeing BY DEFINITION turning something into an argument?
If so, I promise to agree with everything you say in the future, Fugs.
But it's still reckless...
And stop shouting.
I don't agree that players in the NFL are almost always trying to disable their opponents...they are just more inclined to engage in more forceful tackles and interceptions due to the protection afforded them by their pads. My knowledge of the rules may not be ideal, but I am pretty sure that deliberately trying to inflict career-endingly harsh tackles is not in the rule book...which is probably why some tackles are punished by the ref.
Are we entering the dawn of a new age in contact sports? Speedball FTW...yay!
Is a boxer reckless? He has "pads" on his hands and is intentionally hitting the other guy as hard as he can so the other guy can not finish the "contest".
A boxer cannot be seen as reckless...for his sport preordains that he must intentionally inflict heavy blows on his opponent in order to, ideally, knock him out. A US football player (a skillful one) does not need to deliberately inflict pain on his opponents in order to score a touchdown...or prevent the other side from scoring one.
hockey is the toughest sport by a long shot
Depends who you play Hockey against. Those women hockey players are a bunch of fucking animals
A Canuck defending his national sport? That's a surprise. Ice hockey is boring as fuck, and really gay...so puck off.
Hockey is boooooooring. I fucking hate it. Maybe if the rink was 2 or 3 times the size it is now it would be more interesting. It's like a soccer match on a basketball court. Everybody is just banging into each other fighting for the puck. That's it.
our national sport is actually lacrosse i think..but you can go fuck yourself anyway
it's a lot faster than any other sport..
Is it faster than NASCAR?
I didn't think so. Go get your shine box.
NHRA 300 plus MPH in a quarter mile.
hahaha...irish.
hockey is faster than NASCAR and NASA
Don't bring my favorite government agency into this dik.
You get my email, you homo?
no i'll look
i can't get to his blog anymore
Why not?
Is it wrong that I just watched a farmer 'milk' a male fish for semen on How It's Made?
Who's? What are you guys talking about?
plantshits blog..both firefox and IE say it's not there on my computer
haha dik.
http://plantshit.blogg.se/
i have the link..it just won't go there anymore
Dik, you noob.
i don't even use firewalls so that's not it
i suck
what am i doing wrong kirk?
maybe i'm banned
ok now it works but there's no comments..this is a lot of trouble
^and that is why dik's comment count is so high.
haha
pearl of wisdom in an ocean of shiznit is the other reason
*pearls
All this talk of Planty's blog made it irresistable, and I had to pay it a visit. Fucking classic as I would expect. Easily one of the funniest guys on this site...but I still think he shoulda got banned for what he said to Tool...even if for a while.
BTW, which doofus pretended to be me on the blog? Hank I suppose. But yeah, I do like planty's cold nose on my belly button for sure. It make me feel human, and cause leaks from my peenus.
Don't try and pretend that wasn't you.
Is disagreeing BY DEFINITION turning something into an argument?
Pretty much. You're trouble.
I never argue. I just offer an opposing view....with vigour.
You argue A LOT.
No I don't.
Who on here would describe me as argumentative? Lovable would be far more apt.
I'm like Mr Agreeable.
Stop arguing with me.
You stop.
Sorry, is this argument for 10 minutes or the full half hour?
Actually, yeah Hank...stop...breathing that is. And stop pretending to be me on Plantshit's blog too. I'll declare my love for him in my own time thanks.
If it wasn't for all the pads, helmets etc it would be more like rugby. More skillful, entertaining, better flowing etc
Dude, American football is a totally wreckless sport. Because it is fun and when you are enjoying yourself, you'd rather just go all out than worrying about how bad you're going to hurt the pansy in front of you. If they can't take it, they should retire.
American football is for sissys.
any sport involving balls just gives me the giggles
Is that why you laugh non-stop when I play 'swinging my hairy bollocks in dik's face' game?
It's probably because they're quite small
See? Even when I set up a beautiful joke like that, that's all you come up with? :(
You don't deny it then?
Ask dik. (I'm lining them up here now for you guys).
Ah, just face it Cruel. No one around here can come up with anything good to send back into your face. Well, except maybe a load from cheeky.
And then, only you and mikebeez will find that good.
I'm a little confused about your intent. Most noobs when they try to make a name...actually try. I can't decide if you're trying to be funny, or just trying to fit in. Either way, just stop already.
Nah, I just felt like being an ass. I've seen you guys always arguing so I decided, "What the fuck, why not bug the piss out of them too. Seems like that's all anyone does on this site anyways." And mike is dumb as shit, can we not agree on that?
Wait, I take that back. Even shit has more brains about it than mike.
It's cute that you think you could bug the piss out of anyone here. Awww! I just wanna squish those chubby lil cheeks of yours together, and clap along as you linedance to 'Don't be stupid...you know I love ya.'
Line...dance...seriously, does anyone still do that? Oh well, just another testament to your age, gramps. Enjoy the coffin.
I agree that mike is dumb as shit, but you are giving him a run for his money.
And this is coming from you...wow. I am absolutely shocked that you could form that sentence. I always figured you and mike had the same literacy issues.
Any other names you wanna drop to try to fit in around here? You're out of your league, junior. You're like a dog fart, unpleasant for a few minutes but easily forgotten. You don't know shit about shit around here as for me forming sentences, if you had spent any time here you would know I'm the most eloquent motherfucker here.
Really rish? Keep it real ma niggah. And I haven't found MrDowns here very unpleasant at all. If he's a dog fart, he's like a little tiny-weenie Bichon Frise ass puff. Maybe a few seconds of 'did anyone notice a slight change in air smell' kinda unpleasantness. Worst noob for a while. Too easy. Like yo momma.
Oh well then, explain this to me. Why, if you consider yourself eloquent, do you use profanity? Surely someone as impressive as you would be able to express themselves in a manner much more fitting for general conversation. And no, I really don't much feel like adding any more names into here because I have already blatantly exposed you and your pseudo-intelligence.
General conversation around here consists of profanity. This isn't your mothers dinner table, we speak whats on our minds and if it included dirty words then so be it. I have more intelligence in my diareah than you have in your entire body.
Yes, Cruel, a Bichon Frise fart perfectly conveys the annoyance as well as the fagginess factor of this noob.
Wow...MrDowns? I might just change my name to that. Kind of catchy. I think I like it...thanks Cruel.
Perfect.
Extremely fitting as well.
Job done. I feel like God on the seventh day.
Tired ?
Constipated.
Yay! Football!
I feel so proud...I mean, I actually made this guy. My body is glowing with a warm fuzziness. It's a Mucho first...beat that motherfuckers. Now I know the proud feeling of fatherhood that Hank felt when he layed his first egg.
Hes stickin it in his quarterBack pocket. I dunno..
He's going for some gayCore backBrain fudgepacking.
They wear all that gay padding now they buttfuck eachother... where next you homoamericans
Just wishful thinking on your behalf.
No8 is enjoying too
That seems about right. A Packer enjoying the fine smell of a man ass.
The only thing missing is a Viking licking up the aftermath.
^gotta be a Bears fan :)
Are we going to have to categorize this subject with politics and religion now?
That seems about right.