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An elf rides it

i find her cute only cause she looks like a forest nymph or some sort of elf.

An elf rides it

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Comments to An elf rides it

  • OhSnap
    OhSnap 2008-03-28T04:14:56Z says:

    good lord...I just googled to see how much these cost and they are expensive!!!

    • hellonurse
      hellonurse 2008-03-28T04:18:10Z says:

      I had to Google to see what the hell a Donair pizza was for one of the other submissions... I think your Googling turned out much more interesting and informative than mine...

    • Patate322
      Patate322 2008-03-28T04:32:03Z says:

      If they were cheap, would you buy one?

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T04:55:36Z says:

      Why the fuck do you think I took the time to see how much they cost?

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T04:57:20Z says:

      Anyone want to donate $1400? It would be for a good cause :)

    • AAC
      AAC 2008-03-28T05:00:47Z says:

      Who the fuck hasnt heard of a donair pizza

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T05:01:21Z says:

      I haven't heard of it either.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-28T05:01:30Z says:

      Snap, buy me a plane ticket and and split the rest with me and I'll bang you proper.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-28T05:16:01Z says:

      I've never heard of Donair Pizza, either. I just googled it and guess what? THEY DON'T HAVE THEM ON THE WEST COAST.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T05:19:34Z says:

      1rish1.. you know damn right you'll never be as good as a sybian :) besides, i'd never do that your beautiful girlfriend. I'm not that kinda girl.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-28T05:21:42Z says:

      Girlfriend? What are you talking about? *whispers* I gotta rep I'm tryin to keep around here.

    • yak
      yak 2008-03-28T05:24:37Z says:

      she meant boyfriend.

      isn't a donair like a panzeroti?
      a folded pizza?

    • Transexualbacon
      Transexualbacon 2008-03-28T05:26:07Z says:

      I googled white female slave but froogle didnt come back with any results. What did you look under ohsnap?

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T05:33:02Z says:

      Yak I've seen his girl she is super hot. I've seen his cock too and it is the biggest one I've ever seen.

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-03-28T06:34:48Z says:

      people standing up for others on mucho? when the hell did this start happening!?!?!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T06:37:57Z says:

      It DOES seem fishy, doesn't it?

    • yak
      yak 2008-03-28T06:37:57Z says:

      when there started to be mucho internet love affairs redbaron :(

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T06:40:52Z says:

      No one's having a love affair. Goddamn you, 1rish1.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-03-28T06:45:49Z says:

      :(

    • Rolandofgilead
      Rolandofgilead 2008-03-28T06:59:50Z says:

      Matcho Sucko

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-28T07:02:56Z says:

      eSuckonomy

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-03-28T08:45:56Z says:

      When did Mucho become a dating service? Or a meet up on cam and masturbate to eachother hook up? Geez, OhSnap has cam sexed half of Mucho already it sounds like.

    • BigBadBlackTyrone
      BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-28T08:48:58Z says:

      cept you...

    • hotshot
      hotshot 2008-03-28T10:28:08Z says:

      Oh Tyrone, you give me too much credit. There are plenty of others here besides me with a life.

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-28T12:43:29Z says:

      Hey, I can't help it if I'm a pimp. Snap is a wholesome girl and wouldn't webcam any of you douchebags. I just so happen to have the skillz to pay the billz.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-28T17:41:28Z says:

      She has not cam sexed me either.

    • r3db4r0n
      r3db4r0n 2008-03-28T20:10:06Z says:

      If only we had a top 10 vids of 2007, then I'd know what I missed... minus whats been happening on the boards, the other half of the reason I come here

    • dik
      dik 2008-03-28T20:15:52Z says:

      hehe

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-03-29T00:51:58Z says:

      Snap, I'll buy you one if I can watch you use it. -And, if I can use your undies to make soup.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T01:10:12Z says:

      lmao! Claude that's awesome.

      p.s. I haven't cam sexed for ANYONE!

    • jamiee1869
      jamiee1869 2008-03-29T01:21:12Z says:

      lol

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2008-03-29T05:06:04Z says:

      Cam sex? Oh no...I'm watching from underneath your PowerPuff Girls bedspread.

  • VicSin
    VicSin 2008-03-28T04:35:12Z says:

    They have to make them expensive, if they were cheap the world would end. Procreation would come to a screeching halt because we wouldn't need men anymore! By the way did anyone else think she looked a little bit like Hermione?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-28T04:55:40Z says:

      Hey, how are you tonight? I would like to welcome you to Mucho. Do you see that little thing below the comment you want to talk about? It's called a reply button. Use it or fuck off, bitch.

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-28T05:16:24Z says:

      Alternatively, use it or show us your tits (with proof that it's you)

    • yak
      yak 2008-03-28T05:25:07Z says:

      careful for what you wish for smerf.....

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-03-28T05:28:21Z says:

      Jesus H Christ Forgive me party foul!! I'm a virgin

    • -DeadKennedys-
      -DeadKennedys- 2008-03-28T05:44:03Z says:

      What's the ''H'' for?

    • 1rish1
      1rish1 2008-03-28T05:47:32Z says:

      Harold

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T05:50:11Z says:

      By the looks of her avatar, she already posted a pic.. its titled "hot damn" i believe.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-03-28T05:54:38Z says:

      OhSnap you are right...Thats back when I was a blonde!

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T06:02:13Z says:

      I sense some sarcasm. I don't like your fat tone.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-03-28T06:04:39Z says:

      I wasn't being sarcastic the pic really is me, but I was 200 lbs thinner back then.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T06:14:13Z says:

      Okay.. I get it. Good strategy. Hope that works out for ya dude.

    • Archman
      Archman 2008-03-28T06:47:20Z says:

      I was gonna say Catfight, but I think OhSnap just ended it.

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-03-28T06:51:36Z says:

      I wasn't fighting...Never wanted to. I just don't get offended by being called fat, I see myself in the mirror every morning I know what my body looks like. I poke fun at myself more the complete strangers do. Snap ended it because she started it. That's what real women do!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-03-28T07:12:00Z says:

      Hey, when I said I wanted to see tits, she had a different avatar.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-28T22:35:38Z says:

      oh snap... you have had an entire human being walk out of your body.... for some reason i would think you'd be more sensitive about other girl's weight.

      vicsin you seem like a nice enough sort. oh snap is just insecure about her own body.... which has been ravaged by black men and child birth.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T01:17:08Z says:

      no, I was just in a pissy mood. And I have never had sex with a black person. Sorry to disappoint you BS.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-29T01:52:21Z says:

      i don't think i'm the one you owe an apology to..

      also, maybe your pissy mood comes from your poor self image.... as your body has been ravaged by the rigors of child birth and group sex with minorities.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T02:05:46Z says:

      I think your constant singling me out, along with unexplained concern for this noob chick says something about YOUR self image. Either that or you have an ecrush on me ;) I have a very healthy body image... I look incredible for having 2 kids in the past 2 years. If I WAS fat, I'd have a reason at least.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-29T02:17:24Z says:

      These kids don't know how to charm women these days....tisk tisk.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T02:39:55Z says:

      It's kinda like we're in 2nd grade again... it's sweet, really.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-03-29T02:42:46Z says:

      you misspelled creepy....

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-29T03:19:23Z says:

      i single no one out.. i don't find you to be an interesting person. not in the least.

      you look like a real plain jane in your thumbs and it makes me wonder why you would make disparaging remarks about other girls is all.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T03:29:39Z says:

      If you find me so plain and uninteresting, quit talking to me dude... I never say a damn thing to you or about you, and everyday you have something rude to say to me. VicSin handled it very well, and everyone's over it. I've had something mean to say about just about every girl here, and they all turn out to be cool chicks.

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-29T04:00:45Z says:

      ha ha everyday? really? cause i think i've commented to/about you like twice before ever. sorry i just saw your dumb face and needed to comment.

      am i the only person to make an unflattering remark to you? or is it YOU singling ME out?

      or do you just dislike cartoon penguins the same way i dislike plain looking girls?

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-29T04:03:11Z says:

      actually ignore my last two comments.. they were mean spirited and i feel kinda bad now. i'm sure you're an okay sort too (being on much and all)

    • VicSin
      VicSin 2008-03-29T05:38:57Z says:

      Apparently I am nice...Nice and FAT hee hee hee :P OhSnap, you seem like an awesome chickadee, couldn't understand why I was being attacked though. But, after hearing that you have two kids, I understand. I have two of my own. Mothering more then 1 child gives everywoman the legal right to pull the bitch card at any given time on whomever she pleases. HIGH FIVE! *said in Borat Voice* BraveSamuel you seem out of place here, get in line with the others and at least call me UGLY since you won't call me FAT! HAHA

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-29T05:50:59Z says:

      Yeah my 2 year old has had a stomach bug all week.. pukefest '08...so I'm a little on edge. I do appologise.. you are a cool chick :)

  • Archman
    Archman 2008-03-28T04:47:22Z says:

    Contact!, lol.

  • vag
    vag 2008-03-28T05:38:49Z says:

    I would only buy one if it did DP.

    • OhSnap
      OhSnap 2008-03-28T06:39:27Z says:

      it has interchangable dicks. I'm sure they make a double.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-03-28T08:48:32Z says:

      Oh, so the DP one IS the one you want! lol

    • vag
      vag 2008-03-28T09:00:44Z says:

      Sweeeet!

  • -DeadKennedys-
    -DeadKennedys- 2008-03-28T05:44:54Z says:

    Mmm, I'd hit that ;]

  • sanjuro
    sanjuro 2008-03-28T06:51:56Z says:

    Elf, more like a troll don't ya think

    • BraveSamuel
      BraveSamuel 2008-03-28T07:52:07Z says:

      ... you love men...

    • Warborn87
      Warborn87 2008-03-28T23:17:22Z says:

      or a wood nympho...

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2008-03-28T06:52:53Z says:

    I've never seen anyone jump off of one of those.

  • BigBadBlackTyrone
    BigBadBlackTyrone 2008-03-28T07:48:21Z says:

    did i just watch kiddie porn?

    • BigDumbHippy
      BigDumbHippy 2008-03-28T08:10:10Z says:

      starring a boy

    • OozeYeti
      OozeYeti 2008-03-28T13:18:15Z says:

      in a gimp suit

  • Whakka
    Whakka 2008-03-28T11:18:11Z says:

    I just coughed snails.

  • deadeyesamuri
    deadeyesamuri 2008-03-28T12:45:11Z says:

    shawing!!!!

  • morphine
    morphine 2008-03-28T13:38:32Z says:

    Dyriad technically

  • Warborn87
    Warborn87 2008-03-28T23:18:00Z says:

    I bet she's about 4 foot nothing. I'd still fuck her though.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2008-03-29T01:03:42Z says:

    After careful analysis and scientific observation, I've come to the conclusion that she does in fact resemble the mythical, fabled elf because SHE'S 11 FUCKING YEARS OLD!

  • Twister
    Twister 2008-03-29T01:57:12Z says:

    Ewok's are so fuckin' hairy. This one isn't.

-Morph-
posted March 28, 2008

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