I couldn't help it.
I wonder what goes on in a man's life that one day he wakes up and says, "Gee, sticking a firecracker in my ass sounds like fun"?
No, my MS Friends, I did NOT say that.
oh my god...when I was 15 I had one of those firecrackers blow up in my hand. The fuse went to fast and it blew up as I was going to throw it. My hand was already partly open, and it felt like it was slammed in a car door.
Comments to Anal firecracker
*Golf clap*
*bitch slap*
That was funny.
indeed
*Dick Slap*
*Butt Snap?*
*no fap*
Holy crap,
Starrsky's back.
I could really use a nap.
im lost better check the map.
I want to bang OhSnap.
and diddle her mud flaps
As long as she doesn't have the clap.
OMG are we starting a rap?
what an asshole
Weak, that wasn't even a real firecracker!
Well, then you stick it in your ass.
brilliant idea
Dear God, what is WRONG with these people?!?
it would take far less time to explain what isn't wrong with them.
what's wrong with you for lookin' at this?
I couldn't help it.
I wonder what goes on in a man's life that one day he wakes up and says, "Gee, sticking a firecracker in my ass sounds like fun"?
No, my MS Friends, I did NOT say that.
Now try an M-80.
Now THAT I would like to see!
So uh....mucho patrons....get on it.
Roman candle.
You first, Typical.
Even just a black cat.
Nah, I'm young and value my ass for the time being.
Lets cut the bullshit and go straight to the mortar
white phosphorus claymore
Young, ha...
Is 22 not young now? Did I miss the memo?
Depends on who you ask.
clAssy
what? He lives in the trailer next to you?
Well if it isn't fucky mcfuckfoo.
talent
oh my god...when I was 15 I had one of those firecrackers blow up in my hand. The fuse went to fast and it blew up as I was going to throw it. My hand was already partly open, and it felt like it was slammed in a car door.
I dont even want to think how that one felt
Had the same thing happen to me.
i had a car door slam on my hand
there ther BDH, who's mummy's brave little soldier?
pfffffft...you guys think you got it rough......I got my cock cought in a toaster once...don't ask
strings? same thing happened to me...'cept it was my man-boob and a George Foreman grill
Fucker even farted at the end.
Nah, I think that was blowback.
i lol'd
not even a flich, what a trooper.
Not his first time.
try a bigger one (by "one" i mean firecracker)
ow
The suspense was killing me.
the fart was the icing on the cake for me
When you get a M-80 blown in your ass Thats showing me something.
when you dont read what others have written hours before you and post a comment, then you're showing me something
He's constipated and just trying to loosen his stool.
A burnt sphincter usually does the trick
wow that was probably the most suspenseful thing i've seen in a while...
can we get some slow-mo on this bitch????
P.S "hank at 12´a clock new years eve"
was that you holding his dick out of the way?? :P
time for a group hug