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Comments to Animal Caption Contest#1
I
suck.
You need to take some advice from your avatar Wrecka and HARDEN THE FUCK UP.
eeeehhhh fukn ello!
fucking superglue!
1. Your head is very soft.
2. There is something HUGE in my ass!
1) "I'll give you the best head of your life."
2) "Get away from me Elchris!"
Give elchris a break. The only reason people misconstrue his comments is because of his avatar. If he put up Archimedes or Oppenheimer, his comments would seem more enlightening and intelligent. Hardass...
yeah, ok....
And what color is the sky in your world?
Did you not know that his avatar prior to this one was an anarchy sign? To which he could not justify and so changed it.
He changed it out of shame.
Eaaaasy Super, I'm kidding.
Oh yeah, the sky in my world is maudlin green.
supernova seriously. your a pathetic person. i honestly promise you i feel a little bad for you
aww, that so nice of you!
1. Hey Hank, your a smelly beast covered in biting parasitic insects. I think I love you.
2. Don't forget to get the fleas around my asshole.
1. Hey Hank, you have terrible grammar.
2. YOUR A DUMBASS LOL
Yes, since a typo is a grammatical rather than mechanical error.. Of all the dumbasses you guys have to pick on here, it baffles me that Hank is such a popular target. I can think of a generous handful of regulars that I would sacrifice to keep Hank around.
1. Hey, wassamatau, this is your conscience speaking. you're a dumbass!
2. durrr! TIMMAY
!
Thanks, Antonio. It baffles me too.
A typo would have been "youre" or "you;re", not a completely different word. And Victorious, I find it funny that you can't even correctly spell my name whilst reprimanding me.
Hey, shut up, you cock sucker. What are you, the fucking grammar police?
"Wassamattau says:
1. Hey Hank, you have terrible grammar.
2. >YOUR< A DUMBASS LOL"
god, you're dumb..
.... Are you serious? Read his post. He said "Your" when the word "You're" was needed. Therefore, I was being satirical when I said "Your" instead of "You're"
You dipshit.
1: you down?
2: uh....I duno
1.) BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!
2.) ... theres a bomb on the bus...
1.You seen Plantshit?
2.I beat the fuck out of that pussy bear.
1. Reeeeeeelaaaax, reeeellllaaaaaaaaxxxxx, reeeeeeeeelllaaaaaxxxx, my friend. Liiiiiissssten toooo meeeeee. I am not a spy for the lions. I am your new hat. Repeeeaaaat affffter meeeee, "You are not a spy for the lions. You are my new hat."
2. "You are not a spy for the lions. You are my new hat."
I lub it! BFK 4 Life!
What's BFK?
I was gonna ask the same thing but, I didn't want to look naive...
Now you just look self-conscious.
Gets my vote.
DAMNIT!! I wasn't shooting for that either.
Butt Fu King
burger fuckin king?
booger flicken kumquat?
Big Fat Klunker?
you all need to watch bumfights
Butt Fucked Kris2321
Sorry, Danny, but I'm not retarded.
Sorry, Danny, but I can still get off to women.
ya, its bum fight krew.
a Bunch of Fucking........K-mart employees.
1. im on yo head mothafucka.
2. get yo bitch ass of my head.
nice...
1. Lol you look retarded
2. It ras my risdom reeth raget.
Best so far!
Ehhh?
1)why did we get posted
2)i dont fuckin know
lol
So a Thompson's Gazelle walks into a doctor's office, and the doctor goes: "So what seems to be the problem?" and the bird goes: "Doc, I've got this Thompson's Gazelle on my ass".
waa..waa..wawawaaaaa!
nice claude!
1. hey yak this is the first day off i've had in over a week it'd be nice to see some videos man
2.zzzzzzzzz....zzzzzzzz
^Lol
lol, great just great
you should continue to taunt him dik, if for nothing else, my amusement when he reprimands you.
I didn't know we did any reprimanding here. I must have missed that in the "yak" rules.
People get reprimanded for not using the reply button all the time.
1. Hey Yak, where's the videos?
2. Hey dik, you're banned!
I've got balls of steeeel!
1.What the fuck you say nigga????
2.Wheerrree the shuck ares my dentuures
1. Youll die today
2. JESUS CHRIST SOMETHING IS RIPPING MY INSIDES TO SHREADS!
i like the last guys, remindes me of War and Peace
i like the reply button, remindes me of Dip and Shit
hey yey thx for usin it
1. SQUAWK
2. (whatever sound a deer makes)
Well, deer just vomit....
1.you sure aren't moving around much
2. that's because i'm not a video
Quite good, I'd say "kudos", but I fucking hate people that say "kudos".
ooh? I think I've said that before....
Yeah, I'm sure you're the only person in the world who hates that word. Still, no videos...
lol dik
My apologies Super, but you did say that before! I looked it up. Sorry for the incoincidental plaigurism. I have contact with someone at work that uses that word incessantly, therefore causing me to hate it all the more. Kinda like the old secretary from "Dead Like Me" Can't remember her name though... Delores Herbig?
1. IM TRIPPING OUT MANG!!
2. SHH SHH...NOT SO LOUD GONNA KILL DA BUZZzzz...man dat was soommee gooood shiittt. You need to talk to your parrot friend and get more of these columbian shit!
Are you serious?
i think so :(
this*
R..E..P..L..Y
1. ah shed do zhoo wanna dansh... uuhhh HUBLAARGGGHHUH!!!
2.This is the 3rd drunk bird to puke on my face this week, I swear I am never coming back to this watering hole.
1)smart ass comment
2) some jackass that talks shit about you and your comment
1: "Nice view from the attic you got there!"
2: "I like turtles"
1. Waaazzzzuuuuup?!?!?
2. Get the hell away from me.
1. Are you retarded?
2. Huh??
1. How about a little pecker?
2. You don't have the bucks!
lmao the only one that made me smile...
1. AHHH! Theres something in my eye!
2. Sorry, theres something on my what?
I don't want to be a bitch, but this is probably caption contest #5 or something...
2. yes it is now stop biting my head
No matter, most of them on here probably can't count that high anyways.
i know, claude, but this one is #1 of 4 that i sent in, if deja puts them all up.
1. Hey, want to get laid?
2. No, I'm not crawling up your ass.
1.) .......
2.) .......
Animals don't talk you fucktards.
Oh yeah? How did Dr. Doolittle get famous then?
"Now say bollocks"
1. The voices in your head speak to me
2. Yeah, what do they say, haven't spoken to me in ages
1.) Hey, i'm on your head... what are you gonna do about it?
2.) Nothing, because I have no hands.
1) Hank youre boring, I hate you, you had sexual relation with your dad, you have a small penis & im going to read all of your comments and reply to them with boring rubbish again & again.
2)Bitchopenis youre boring, I hate you, you had sexual relation with your dad, you have a small penis & im going to read all of your comments and reply to them with boring rubbish again & again too.
Wow, that's spooky.
hey orange, you still in the army?
Am I chuff, not going in for another year...got my final year of uni to finish first.
why the army, orange?
just curious.
british and in the army. need more no proof of lack of inteligence
yeah, i think he's dying for your approval, elpiss.
Vic - I want a career that I can be stimulated by because lets face it your job is 70% of your life. I have thought about applying to be a pilot on the RAF but I think my logical mind, cynicism & natual manor etc make me a great candidate for Intelligence work.
Tosser - Id match my intelligence up against yours any time elchris, thats no trouble. I think you will find that it takes more than you could offer to make it as an Officer in any part of the British military.
"need more no proof of lack of inteligence" ...such a way with words, makes so little sense its pathetic.
im not going to get in a stupid childish discussion with you soldier boy, but i can guarantee you that the career im stying requiers more than 10 times academicly what ever the hell you retards do in that circus your in
1) Im not in the army yet you moron.
2) Im at university doing Business Management which includes accounting, economics, PR etc & im getting damn good grades.
What are you "stying" that "requiers" 10x "academicly" than my circus? Please dont tell me its English, infact please dont tell me its anything other than 'Basket Weaving'.
vet student in the best public university the country has to offer. you actualy have to be smart to get in, around 2000 people take the test and 40 get in, as far as i know in the army you just sign up and the universitys in england you get in as long as you can afford it. no merit
haha you have to be kidding...oh my god, do you actuallu think ANYONE would believe that? Youre a moron & you have shown yourself to be such on a number of occasions! Im dyslexic but your spelling and inability to string a coherent sentence together is laughable. With that said you have the audacity to question my intelligence & promote yourself as a veterinary student at the best university!!?!!
You have got some front Ill give you that. ha 'vet student' haha good one!
is it me or do you sound a little jealus soldier boy... the mixing up the words thing is that im high
Im *jealous* of the fact you have weed right now...Im a little confused as to how that makes you spell things incorrectly though. Like many others I have been stoned when on here yet I dont turn into an idiot...youre comments on the other hand are like the ramblings of a retard.
funny, that doesn't happen to me when i'm stoned, and i'm always stoned when i comment here. AL-WAYS.
im also high at every moment im in here everyday. remember im not from an english speaking country. id say i speak it farely well to be foreign to the language
Well Vic is 18, from the Netherland & smokes weed too...got any more excuses?
oooh so he knows a little better english than me, big fucking deal. btw, i dont take like 15 minutes thinking of what im goin to reply to your comments
There are two theories for someone studying veterinary science: My parents are poor farmers. My application to study medicine was rejected. The second theory is the one that usually holds true.
i actualy dropped out off med school to get into this.
1. Listen up you four-legged rabbit-eared prancing motherfucker, where's the nearest pond for me to bathe in?
2. I resent that. I'm pointing with my jaw.
1. hehe *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*!!
2. dude, seriously, stop! or i am *seriously* going to mute you!
Winner.
I'm voting for myself.
1. Dude, why do you sing out the side of your mouth like that?
2. Chocolate Rain...