#1 Oh shit here comes the new trainee vet.
#2 Hi I'm Dr. Elchris, I'm a vet because then I can stick "Dr." in front of my name and no-one will be the wiser until I have to explain at the critical time I know nothing about CPR. Let's move straight on to my most favourite part of llama examination, checking for anal polyps.
1. What, do I have grass in my teeth, or something?
2. It's not that... Instead of boogers, you've got balls of lint in your nose.
1. You should see my belly button.
Yeah I didn't think so either. But I'm lazy.
Someone else can come up with the second line.
1. "You know I'm gonna rape you right?
2. Wha..What'd you say?
1. "I swear to God bitch if you call me a humpless camel one more fucking time, I'm gonna chew up come grass, spit it in your eyes and eat the remains of your fucked up face! I swear to God bitch!"
2. "TeeHee! Funny Camel!"
Comments to Animal Caption Contest#2
primo
1. please let go of my beard
2. come again?
1) Seriously, what is wrong with your face?
2) Hehe....funny poodle.
#2 can you fuck me in the ass?
#1 no but if you take this harness off I'll toss your salad
#2 no I'm sorry you must have me confused with bitchofelix
That would need 3 speech bubbles ... dumbass.
yeah you fucking moron
#1 Oh shit here comes the new trainee vet.
#2 Hi I'm Dr. Elchris, I'm a vet because then I can stick "Dr." in front of my name and no-one will be the wiser until I have to explain at the critical time I know nothing about CPR. Let's move straight on to my most favourite part of llama examination, checking for anal polyps.
Bravo..Bravo
hah gotta tive it to ya... thats clever
*give
Except youre not even going to be a vet you useless sack of shit.
he's not going to be a vet.....He goes to a vet....
I thought vets were those homeless guys who are scared of loud noises.
lol cotb, and lol wanko
Damn panhandlers.
wanko made a funny
1. Just drop a quarter in the slot!
2. No, you drop a quarter in the slot!
1. ...(and so forth)
1. What, do I have grass in my teeth, or something?
2. It's not that... Instead of boogers, you've got balls of lint in your nose.
1. You should see my belly button.
eh i like Swiss, its sassy, its frassy, its a musical humdinger
that fucking sucks hank
And where would your contribution be, douchebag?
He read yours and cried it all away.
And what's your excuse, retard?
1. Some guy who looks like Hunter S. Thompson just moved in up the street.
2. Pack your things!
1. Now my girl your so young and pretty and one thing i know is true, youll be dead before your time is do.
2. Shut up im not paying you to talk
1. Are you 18 yet?
2. Nobody will find out, except members on Mucho.
1. lame
2. lame...
1. pssst...want to make some cash doin a llama show with me?
2. I like turtles
LOL
Thats was retarded. no wonder shadow falcon laughed.
aparently you dont get the refference..
i liked it :)
2.is that semen?
1.yes
me: are you gay?
you: of course ! every knows
2. here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
1. You little twat.
2. llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
^WTF? good job? But then not really.
i think he over did it a little.
is it over now? is it oh so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob, ankle cold.
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
you funny yanks
1. "You know I'm gonna rape you right?
2. "Well come on already, I'm not getting any younger."
1. hahahahhaha
2. Not funny
Yeah I didn't think so either. But I'm lazy.
Someone else can come up with the second line.
1. "You know I'm gonna rape you right?
2. Wha..What'd you say?
lmao very funny one
2. "You know I'm gonna rape you, right?"
1. "You and what strap-on? Oh, that one."
1. "First"
2. "Second"
lol
1. Hey, how late are the videos going to be today?
2. Ssssh. Don't say that.
And right when I post this, the vids come up. Spooky.
1)have you ever seen a grown man penis
2)yes daddy's and my uncle pete and grandpa joes and the man at the market ect..
Etc, even.
#1 I spit.
#2 I swallow.
lol!
and the award goes to....
1. I spit!
2. I swallow!
ok
1. I hate life and want to die.
2. You too? Huh.
1.Your dad is one is fuck.
2.Did he touch you in a nono spot too.
1. Did you take your meds or just hide them under your tongue?
2. Ah tooh am.
1. hi little kid!
2. WTF ARE YOU?!
2-what are you?
1-i'm yout brother,your father likes to fuck farm animals
2.) What you say to me mutha fucka? I swear to god I WILL BREAK YO FUCKEN NECK! *pulls leash* Don't you LOOK AT ME when I TALK TO YOU!
1.) ... :(
1. Don't look a gift llama in the mouth.
2. Why not?
1. -first stomach empties with unspeakable force-
2. Oh I see..
1) wots a bloody llama
2) looks like an alpaca but bigger
1 Come look at my nippleless dick tits.
2. I'll pee in your butt.
2. Which one of us is Wanko gonna fuck tonight? I hope it's me, so I get candy after.
1. (whatever fucking sound llamas make.)
1) I'm so board.
2) Me too psst I have an Idea, Lets go gay bashing?
1) sounds fun.
1) Your father fucked me last night
2) That's it, you're shoes-in-the-making
1. i'd hit you :)
2. me too :)
1) Please don't make me go see your creepy uncle again!
2) Shut up bitch, or you'll get the hose.
lol
1~ no please dont make me go...my ass is still bleeding from the other day!
2~come on..I played wit daddy yesterday....its ur turn today!!
Lmao. Your comment isn't funny, but your nae is XxShadowFalconxX.
Feh. Name.
and he's mexican. lmao
1.What the fuck are you staring at?
2. My what big teeth you have.
2. why you have such big teeth?
1. to suck the hell out of your pussy
You need big teeth to suck pussy?
aw fuck now it is not funny anymore to me
1. Shhh...I'm a giraf, dont tell anyone! .
2. I know what to do o0( spider giraf, spider giraf)
hahaaha good one, watched the movie 30 mins ago
1. Where's Bicho?
2. You're not his type. He's only into donkeys.
1. I'm scared.
2. It's ok. Uncle Pete's not a stayer.
1. Moo
2. -_-'
1. "I swear to God bitch if you call me a humpless camel one more fucking time, I'm gonna chew up come grass, spit it in your eyes and eat the remains of your fucked up face! I swear to God bitch!"
2. "TeeHee! Funny Camel!"
wait , did you just say come grass?
some*
ohhh....now I get it.
1. want a camel?
2. got fire?
1.I hate caption contests.
2.I concur.
1. i can't think of anything funny right now
2.xxshadowfalcon is very gay
1: and mexican
1.BURP!
2.Did you just eat Plantshit?
1. i love evolver
2. no, i love evolver
1. ...
1.RapedLittleGirl says what?
2.What?
/rape
lol
1. bitch
2. slut
#1.The minute you pop this leash off,I'm going to eat you...
#2.The second I take this leash off,you become veal chops,FOR I AM PLANTSHIT...
1.Dik: ooh you so sexy i have never had a girl over 9.
2. Starrsky: naaaawh! i have never had a boy under 40. *KISS KISS*
oh my god.. did plantshit just write in english?
that's as good as it gets
thanks, did i won the date with the latino transa ?
1. I don´t want to go to Vegas!
2. You don´t want to go back to those rumenian circus guys do ya?, well then: shut up and walk!
1. You're bending over to do WHAT?
2. Just wait, it will feel good.
1. So, you gonna watch the new episode of "That's So Raven"?
2. I oughtta kill you for that comment.