oh HELL NO! you ain't got shit on my bitch, just here stealing these nigger-cookies. You didn't see anything, you wouldn't want anything to happen to your little daughter lucy now would we?
Whenever im standing in a pub i hold my pint without using my thumb. I wrap my hand around the glass and hold the bottom with my little finger...thumbs redundant.
Comments to Animal Caption Contest#3
This one fell on the floor. I was just putting it back.
pure gold
bloody thief!!, he's finished one tray off, now he's on the other!!
lol
its not really captions... they're more like thought bubbles
Y'all better have some Mutha-Fucken milk!!!
or
"WHAAAT!"....Your the fat ass on a diet, not me..So let me eat my cookie!!!!
lol capnjohn!
Yeah, CapnJohn's comment is the best one and the first one. I say double winner!
Grrrnnff mmmphh umphhh!
CapnJohn wins this one hands down
"Shit they have me caught on camera"
Im in ur living room, stealing ur cookeez.
orly?
lawl fuxorz
Quit starin at me and get back in the kitchen bitch.
lol!!!
no time to say goodbye , hello , I'm late I'm la.....oooh cookies.
did you hear me I said.....
Yeah
no time to say goodbye , hello , I'm late I'm la.....oooh cookies.
damn double post.
Yeah
Just adding the poison cookie...oh wait, you caught me! Shame on me, I know, I know.
Wait... I'm holding the poison cookies in my mouth. Oh shit...
FUCK YOU ilike cookies. u kan keep ur fucking lettus up ur ass assholes
What are you looking out? I've got big, sharp teeth. I'll chew your head off.
Nasty, sharp, pointy teeth?
It's seen us! Run away, run away!
Bring forth the holy hand grenade.
Fuck ass.
^ Trust you to ruin the flow!
While you're working on the Holy Hand Grenade, I'm gonna have a cookine
*cookie*
WIN!
LOL
I bet two bucks that I can put the whole cookie in my mouth.
yOu diD NOt sEE aAAaNYThiNG! I aM a GhoOOoOsT! WhoooOoOOO, wHooOOoOOOOoOo!!!
what? did you never see an albino cookie monster?!
you suck!
agreed
second that!
No! I'm funny!
oh HELL NO! you ain't got shit on my bitch, just here stealing these nigger-cookies. You didn't see anything, you wouldn't want anything to happen to your little daughter lucy now would we?
way too much retard thought put into that one.
ill rather choke on this than watch victorious post another lame caption contest
Choke away. See who cares? Not me.
i know the heimlich manouver but i'm not going to use it
not sure if you can use that on a rabbit/rat thing.
Use the hind-lick!
now i'm definitly going to submit some more, you've given me a goal in life!
wow you realy aim high vic, good luck with that
^lol
Are you after fucking elpiss or what?
It's for the ladies!
I is on the internets deleting ur cookies.
Fuck you and your cookie bitch.
"I hope this pic makes it on MuchoSucko!"
"I like turtles"
thats no fair, because thanks to that undead zombie fuck.... well that statement applies to everything.
"I hate niggers.."
" I have never brushed my teeths"
"Can i have one more of this horseshit cookies hank?"
I made 'em special just for you, Mr. Bun.
"I'm actually a sock puppet"
I'm a Japanese Dwarf Bunny and I'm gonna toss yer cookie.
You should have just stuck with the cookie tossing and left out the bit with the rabbit breed.
What, now you're Truman Capote? BTW the raisins are also courtesy of the Japanese Dwarf Bunny. Enjoy.
"ITS LOW FAT! ITS LOW FAT!"
"yum"
Mmmmmmm oaty.
Help ME!
"Idiots, you work on the caption contests; Ill just help myself"
Goddam Oatmeal! What's a rabbit gotta do to get a chocolate chip?
What, you shit chocolate chips, don't you?
Mmm, more like Count Chocula..
*COUGH* *HACK* DAMN! This is like the 7th hairball i've hacked up today!
"I'm not laying any Easter eggs until I get some milk, too. The union says I'm entitled to 2 glasses for every 25 eggs."
"OWNED"
I've go the munchies soooo bad. That last mushroom kinda freaked me out...
"
FUCK look a the titys on that bitch"
" Hi im DunDun and im eating a cookie instead of surfin MS because i get tired of all the this-is-me/ or hank- pictures."
Bullshit. You love the attention.
-"DunDun"???
"I´m just removing the cookies so I can enjoy my newspaper and coffee!
"Goddamn I wish I had thumbs"
Cookies are easy, it's burgers that are difficult without thumbs cuz the bottom keeps falling off.
Whenever im standing in a pub i hold my pint without using my thumb. I wrap my hand around the glass and hold the bottom with my little finger...thumbs redundant.
"fuckin bitch i said FRIED CHICKEN, FRIED MOTHERFUCKIN CHICKEN"
Fuck that dramatic praire dog. I'm the shit!
"i kill children"
These days, no one likes hare on their cookie.
:)
Mmm... Cookziez
"CURSES!.....ehrm ...cookies"