Animal Caption Contest#4
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Comments to Animal Caption Contest#4
I hope Angelina doesn't adopt me...
I hope XxshadowfuckinxX dosn't adopt me either
"that is the last time i huff black Krylon."
"Sir, I know I have bad credit, but I really need the Escalade."
LOL!! this one gets my vote.
WIN!
we got a winner!
hmmm...dik or hank?
..."I fucking just threw shit on my first day at the office. FUCK! I am SOOOO fired!"
"My name is Hank, and I'm an Asian-holic."
My dad was german......shepard that is.
my mom is a dog, and my dad is a monkey....
that makes me a...
donkey?
person who was a few seconds too late.
exactly, a donkey.
my mom's horse, my dad a monkey. that makes me a.. ?
well? go ahead you fucking racists!
mexican!!
oh, you done it now, nigga, you done it now!
"I'm really sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to start charging you for spanking me."
here's a hundred i'll just pay for a week in advance
My vote is for that one.
shit... i'm a little short on cash right now ..... but can we make some kind of deal .....
I should of used preparation H
"God damn muchosucko.com. Now they are putting words in my mouth."
"I really hope you don't think you're getting that inside me."
"If only the videos would get posted. Sigh..."
"That spoon is for...what?"
I'll bring the soy sauce.
"Hey, I can't hold my diseased, worm infested monkey scat for too much longer...How bout hurry'n up and find me a Jap woman.
"
thank god you put up the end apostraphe marks in there
I know! Without it you can't "end quote" So it would be like it was just hangin there waiting for something -- fuck it, I'm stoopid high, leave me be.
...i wish i had a soul =(
You did, until you created an account here. Oh wait, that was supposed to a be a monkey quote, right?
I'm so happy
"Fuck, I wish Starrsky would wipe her ass sometimes, my dick's dirty."
Haha..ha.h...yeah try again
like a feces-flinging monkey would care..
"My penis is swollen"
"Hook up with some of these sluts"
"...trannies arnt so bad"
Just ask Bitcho.
Ok, not exactly an entry, but I've never seen a monkey fucking a girl. You'd think that'd be popular throughout the beastiality community, but no matter where I look I can't find a vid. Can anyone help me out? And don't give me links to interacial pron, that joke's too obvious to be funny.
www.beastexotic.com.
You sick fucker.
Haha, I may be sick but you know where to look...
Thanks mate, but I don't plan on paying for pron on the net, anyone got any direct links to vids?
if you find it .. post it ...... that'd be awsome!!!!
No, it's pretty funny. <"A nod's as good as a wink ya know what I mean??!!" > Monkey scattin--get that too
Let me be the first to throw the "reply" flag on myself for not hitting the FUCKING REPLY BUTTON under 2P's. I am however gonna have to pull the "Scridicoulsly high card tho"
^^ sick bastard
who????... is that a reply??
"I wish those high school kids would go back to school already"
I agree with the monkey here.. no star, not callin you a monkey..
"5 bananas - love you long time!"
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty human!"
I was just checking..
"My mouth looks like licorise , my ears looks like Cotton candy and my anus looks like smerf"
Clear winner.
motivation please?
"why am i such a dik?"
Baseball been very, very good to me...
"However, I used to like turtles"
Now why did these crazy humans put a hole in the middle of a perfectly nice table.
what will you do with that mallet!?
" i am one mean ass monkey an i will fuck you up, you ain't never seen no monkey like me "
"Considering he is an Englishman, I'm not impressed...not quite"
"god, i wish yak would unban me!"
hehe
(based on posture) "What'choo talking bout Willis?"
"Im telling you, that baby aint mine."
"god daMMIT! IM GOING TO BE A NIGGER IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"I won't do it. I won't let Kojach suck me again. I just won't. Enough is enough."
mofo don't touch me there your not Mikel Jackson.
Micheal Jackson
whunu:"why doesn't anyone understand me!?"
^also applies to endo, bitcho, elpiss, iranian and the rest of the retards.
"you aint goin to suck my dick? but you promised!"
"i'm pissing in the mucho staff coffee pot"
"Hello, my name is Borack Obama and I would like to be your next president."