I don't think we ever saved you. It's just that other countries know that if they invade Canada, the big hammer is comming down. Just like Mexico. A little scarey knowing you're in the same boat as Mexico, huh yak?
If any countries invade Canada, we'd be getting involved too. Difference being, we'd be happy to do it to help out another sovereign state, not to say "We saved your ass, you owe us."
Dictators, installed or supported by The United States of America.
Chile - Gen. Augusto Pinochet
Argentina - Gen. Jorge Rafael
Indonesia - Suharto
Guatemala - Armas, Fuentes, Montt
Iran - The Shah of Iran
Egypt - Sadat, Mubarak
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Nicaragua - Anastasio Somoza & sons
Paraguay - Stroessner.
Bolivia - Col. Hugo Banzer
Zaire - Mobutu
Saudi Arabia - Saudi family
Kuwait
Morocco
Tunisia
Algeria
Jordan
Panama - Noriega
Haiti - Papa Doc, Baby Doc
Dominican Republic - Trujillo & Belaguer, Trujillo's protege, (installed after US intervened to put down an attempt to restore the democratically elected government of Juan Bosch)
Honduras
El Salvador
Nepal monarchy
Cuba - Fulgencio Batista (pre-Castro)
Brazil - Gen. Branco
Uzbekistan -Kamirov "The Boiler"
This is only a sample of the real number, but is your country on there?
the shah of iran opressed iranians?
than what did Ayatollah Khomeini do?
now im not saying that this submission isnt offensive to people,but fuckin seriously dickbags,where the fuckety fuck would you be if we didnt exist?
you wouldnt exist
Communism at the time was a serious fucking threat, perhaps you've heard of the USSR? Putting these fine gents in power was a lesser of evils approach, not to say they weren't evil, but they were also not about to align with previously introduced USSR. But you guys are internet trolls, with perfect 20/20 hindsight AND history channel( and zero personal accomplishments), decision making is easy to do when your looking in the past 50+ years.
The USSR was a paper tiger, & the only reason you installed/supported dictators was for your own personal ends. You didn't just oppose dictators you opposed democracy & the right of a country to invest in itself. You just wanted to abuse the weaker nations & take from them....just as the British did back in the day.
Don't act like an expert & excuse the past (& current) behaviour of the US, you clearly don't know shit.
i dunno, oranj...the cold-war paranoia was a very real thing here in the states. we did a lot of stupid shit, but i still think that most of it was done because of fear, not greed
a good chunk of those countries were 'freed' during the world wars, in which it wasn't the u.s.a. freeing them, but the allies. nice to see the great amazing u.s.a. taking all the credit
and lots of those countries were 'freed' to put in american picked and trained dictators in charge, which doesn't exactly make them 'free', now does it?
Depends on your definition of "Free" i guess. Dont get me wrong i agree that America does whats in its own best interest after the fact, So being exacty "free" maybe not, but better of then alot of them were before the fact id say yes.
Allied powers? Hitler took mercy on the remnants of british power at dunkirk to save face, france caught a blitzkrieg in 25 days, am i missing any "major players" of the mighty allied powers? Any at all?
Kid, you are a najor fail. One thing Hitler did not have was 'mercy. He even sent his own officers and troops to be euthanised in specialised hospitals if they ever sustained moderate-to-serious injuries. Go get an education before you make yourself look even more cuntish.
Hitler never wanted to even attempt an invasion of England...calling it a 'tough nut to crack'.
Major players - The British Empire covered 1/4 of the plantet at the start of WW2. We were THE major power. America wasn't shit back then & the only reason you grew into anything was 'cause you let the Britain & he allies fight Hitler for years before you joined.
Haha! Well-said cheeky.
Battle of Britain proved just how hard it indeed was to fuck with us. We decimated the Luftwaffe. Oh, and how about actually invading the UK? Nah, don't think so...a small country pretty much entirely fortified on its coastline, and with a superb airforce and navy. One word:RADAR. RADAR did more to save England than any other country or device...oh and let's not mention breaking the Enigma code. No? Oh sorry, the US did that didn't they? Haha.
That was the entire blitz eejit. The Battle of Britain was over the summer of 1940. On the font of all human knowledge, Wikipedia, it states "Decisive British victory"
The Brits and the rest of Europe (looks at the French) were just lucky that Tojo got uppity and bombed Pearl Harbor. Otherwise you bitches would be sitting down for some weiner schnitzel right now.
They could of sent waves of shitty 2 engined bombers that carried fuck all but they decided that it would be better to fuck em over with the Lancaster and Halifax......and they certainly fucked them over.
Had Hitler not stretched himself so thin and he was able to build up a large enough army, he could've easily pulled a D-Day like invasion of Britain and won.
If they had really wanted to, and they didn't, because your shitty little island is about worthless, they could have easily taken it. And would have if we hadn't stepped in.
Gimmie, they didn't have the ability to do any sea bourne invasion. No air supremecy, no naval supremecy and a lack of intelligence meant that the Germans couldn't manage it.
Well it didn't even remotely break morale, dumb fuck. It simply succeeded in pissing people off & made them want revenge.
"If they had really wanted to, and they didn't, because your shitty little island is about worthless, they could have easily taken it. And would have if we hadn't stepped in."
Again Irish, how do you not know of the Battle of Britain? They did all they could & lost.
"Had Hitler not stretched himself so thin and he was able to build up a large enough army, he could've easily pulled a D-Day like invasion of Britain and won"
Freshie, if the Brits hadn't been spread out all over the rest of Euopre, Africa and Asia, and they stayed here, do you think Hitler would ever have even thought of invading England?
"They were dropping dumb bombs almost randomly, Irish. It was strategicly impotent." Were you refering to The Battle of Britain or to the entire Blitz?
If you are saying that The Battle of Britain "was strategicly impotent". Then you are a fool. You honestly think you are better suited to analyze strategy than Hitler and his council?
Germany successfully invade and occupy England? Haha. We should all quit humoring this Rish fag any more for the evening. Politics and religion...pointless topics...especially with a clearly under-educated inbred, cock-toker.
Ever heard of 'Operation Sea Lion'? It was abandoned for a reason - it wouldn't have worked.
Bottom line...US incompetence led to the single-most embarrassing terrorist attack in modern history...and on those lovely twin towers no less. US government fuck-ups and arrogance caused the death of 3,000+ of its own people...and impacted a great deal more than that. Morons.
But it's okay Rish right? I mean...like you said...it was just 3,ooo people.
(Also, a few fanatics armed with boxcutters destroyed one of your nation's most beloved representations of power, wealth, and supremacy...in one concerted 'attack'. Just a few dirty terrorists with boxcutters. You can't ignore how embarrassing that is/was).
I'll let OJ continue his pointless back-and-forth with you now. All I can say is...every American I've ever met (face-to-face) has had nothing but admiration for us Brits: our culture, history, resilience, education, music etc....and your women love our accents...ANNND I would have fucked at will out there...were it not for being married.
Case closed. Carry on ladies.
"The Battle of Britain marked the first defeat of Hitler's military forces, with air superiority seen as the key to victory."
"However, for the British, Fighter Command had achieved a great victory in successfully carrying out Sir Thomas Inskip's 1937 air policy of preventing the Germans from knocking Britain out of the war."
"Dr. Andrew Gordon, who teach at Joint Services Command and Staff College, have suggested the existence of the Royal Navy was enough of a deterrent to the Germans;[120] even had the Luftwaffe won, the Germans had limited means with which to combat the Royal Navy, which would have intervened to prevent a landing."
We won, fact.
Once again, Irish, you have been proven wrong and pwn3d. It's shocking how often you fail.
"If you are saying that The Battle of Britain "was strategicly impotent". Then you are a fool. You honestly think you are better suited to analyze strategy than Hitler and his council?"
It isn't just my opinion, it is historical fact. You would understand this if you actually knew what you were talking about. Hitler was a poor military strategist, that is why we didn't assassinate him (Operation Foxley). Removing Hitler may have had the effect of increasing the effectiveness of the German military.
The random bombing of civilian targets was a failure because it did nothing other than increase the hatred of Nazi Germany. It was also done at the cost of not hitting industrial sites & air bases.
You have once again being pwn3e.
You should probably shut up now, I'm even getting embarrassed for you.
oh gawd. Shut up you brits. The hands down truth of the matter is that you were only able to HOLD hitler off from invading your island. But you couldnt do fuck all else until the Americans came in to help you out. Do you know how many materials and ordinance were sent to you during those years building up to D-Day?
Churchill was screaming for us to join in sooner. Begging on his god damned knees for us to help out more. Thanks to Japan's inept attack we did end up coming in for the rescue.
Britain did a good job holding the Germans off, but that's pretty much the extent of your role in WW2. Getting bitch slapped by Germany and waiting around for America to bail you out.
My comment was directed at K-Fed btw OJ.
If US wasn't thousands of miles away from the action...and didn't decide to join in 2 years after it all started...they too might have suffered more. We owe the Japs a lot.
But K-Fed...I agree with your statement...it IS embarrassing, and I just don't get it...we allow other races and religions to build whatever the fuck they want here to worship whatever the fuck they want. It pisses me off, more than most things.
CruelHM-"All I can say is...every American I've ever met (face-to-face) has had nothing but admiration for us Brits: our culture, history, resilience, education, music etc....and your women love our accents..."
That's not even close to true. It goes hand in hand. American's steal culture from the Brits, and Brits do the same. Definitley not at equal different rates though.
Example-entertainment(music). Brits stole blues, folk, and rock, and handed back their own versions to the US. Now the same things is happening today with Hip Hop. British youth are adopting American thug culture through both US music and US film/tv.
Not that I'm defending either side, but you can't let your status as a citizen of the UK distort reality. You're statement is very skewed because of your bias.
My statement is based on being on Earth for 32 years, and spending a good percentage of those years in the US. I know the pros and cons of both countries.
For instance...I know cops out there are unprofessional, trigger-happy, roid-raged, sarcastic retards...who like to gas-up situations rather than do their jobs properly. I'm sure there are exceptions.
But logically...90% of cops I've met/observed in the US are incompetent, aggressive retards...I hear you're a cop...therefore there's a high probability you're an aggressive, incompetent, retard.
PS I'm not biased...I just say it how it is...and what I've experienced.
Why can't people understand the fact that if our military forces were left to do nothing but defend our country, nobody would ever get the chance of an invasion?
Size for size, we have the best military on earth. Fact.
1940 May 15
Churchill begins sending a long series of telegrams to President Roosevelt asking for American aid. In his first message, which he signs as "Former Naval Person," Churchill presents a long list of requests for destroyers, aircraft and other arms.
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1940 July 16
Churchill was in an aggressive, offensive mood and many who met with him were reinforced in their commitment to victory. Critical to success, Churchill said, was aid from the United States and he made it clear that Britain was prepared "to shoot the wad" in paying for this assistance.
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1940 August 14
Churchill receives a message from Roosevelt offering to trade aging U.S. destroyers and aircraft in exchange for naval and air bases on British soil in North America and a promise to send the British fleet to other parts of the Empire if the "waters around Britain became untenable." Churchill readily accepted because no matter what his other problems were, he fervently believed that with United States assistance he would ultimately win the war.
1941 February
In early February, Churchill in a worldwide broadcast tells the British people that American support is being promised and vows to the American people: "Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
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1941 June
Churchill writes Roosevelt that he must be ready for a possible invasion in September. The President's encouraging response promised increased production, particularly of tanks, and a widening commitment of the American navy in the North Atlantic.
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1941 August 14
Roosevelt and Churchill sign the Atlantic Charter, a statement of principles that renounces aggression, while committing themselves to "the final destruction of the Nazi tyranny." They also state their belief that "all the nations of the world, for realistic as well as spiritual reasons, must come to the abandonment of the use of force." The following month the USSR and 14 other anti-Axis countries will endorse its provisions.
"So you sold us shit & hid like cowards whilst we did the fighting, what's your point?"
What's funny about this is America didnt believe in your little war at the time. Remind you of something? People over here didnt want to get caught up in other peoples problems. "Peace at any price" ring a bell? If Japan didnt attack us, who knows what your fate would have been. "Hid like cowards" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dont you know that war is not the answer? LOL!
The funny thing about all of this arguing between brits an americans here is that you exactly know, well some of you at least, if it would've been 1 vs 1 against Germany(without Germany fighting all the superpowers known back then at once) EVERY COUNTRY not just britain or the US would've lost fucking big time! FACT! Servus.
Well, I realiZe, and recogniZe... That the U.S. does not have the best track record.. but what can we do about it now.. besides laugh?
This shit is hilarious.
You blokes are good in my book...
Hehe..
You guys are gonna love this next post I got coming, in response to Bateman's "Compton nigga, compton" post...
most of what you say about the USA has at least some merit, i just dont like it when you stereotype all of us...i might be nuts, but i'm not not ignorant, or boorish, or uneducated, or even -when i'm sober-idiotic
it's like saying all muslims fuck goats, just cause "Iranian" does...
signed,
steven adler
I lack intelligence like you lack ugly bitches to fuck, you fucking munter hunter.
You know, I really fucking despise you Orang, you fucking simian semen pump. For no fucking reason, your little pea-brain decided it didn't want to get along.
You wanna be enemies, you fucking childish little brat, then that's what we are and what we are going to stay, fucking dipshit.
Funny thing, you think history is all facts, all objective. Fucking wet behind the ears little pissant. You don't know fucking shit.
Fucking bollocks, O-Rang, you stank little girl. We were getting along just fine for a long time and that was the way I preferred it. About the time when Cruel said he liked me now and we started rapping you fucking changed for no reason and started ripping on me.
Fuck you, sounds like you've got some self-confidence issues.
In Stuttgart-Vaihingen, Germany, is responsible for 13 million square miles in 89 countries and territories. This area of responsibility begins at the North Cape of Norway and extends through the Baltic and Mediterranean Seas, through most of Europe and parts of the Middle East, to the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. The Command's mission is to support and advance US interests and policies throughout the region and to provide combat ready land, maritime, and air forces to Allied Command Europe or to US Unified Commands.
If America is such "Shit" for lack of a better word, Then why dont you tell us to leave and youll take care of yourselves??
Cry all you want but the fact is if we left all of you to fend for yourselves you'd be fucked. The only thing keeping this world halfway sane is the military power of the USA. Everybody hates the baddest guy on the block, So we fully expect people to cry and complain. But you just keep coming here to get your educations etc wear american cloths listen to american music watch american shows so on and so on.
do you really think any of them even ASKED for your fucking help? i'm betting 'no'. and do you really think any of them WANTED your fucking help? i'm betting 'no' again.
and i have a feeling if the "mighty u.s. of a" kept to themselves, every other country in the world would be better off than how the "mighty u.s. of a" takes care of its own people
fuck the states. bunch of pigheaded, conceited, ridiculous morons that think they're running the world while everyone just hates you for interfering and pushing your dumbshit views and "ideals" on the rest of the world.
fix your own fucking problems before trying to be the 'world police' no one wants you to be
^^ Well again if thats the way you really feel Then why dont you just tell the us to leave? Last time i checked we hadnt invaded Europe
and began forcing you to do as we say or act as we want you to etc.
i'd like to see someone tell the us to leave, and the us actually listen... lmao... yeah, right. the us does what it wants to do, regardless of anyone else's opinions
I guess i see it differently, I just dont see how the US could refuse to leave Europe if thats what they wanted, I think we could both agree that the US and Europe benifit in one way or another as to us being there otherwise i think you probably would tell the US to take a hike.
And one last thing, My point of view in these comments refer to only a military thing. In no way am i saying that Europe and other countries couldnt make it on there own without the US.
and last i agree with you 100% that the US needs to fix itself bigtime, and now with this Dickwad in office i really see no HOPE in site. Not because hes a negro either, He just dont know shit. ;)
That's what makes it america. Do what the fuck you want, Because you can. Whether countries like it or not, I'm sure noone gives a shit. People cry and bitch all the time, Other countries are no exception. Deja, You say we're conceited pigs and the such, But have you ever really thought about it? Europe is exactly the same.
No difference, The only thing even remotely different is which side we drive on the road & maybe an accent. Otherwise the people are generally the same.
Take england for example, I've been there. And it's full of the same thing you just called the american people.
Oh & Yes, America isn't all that great, So Atleast I agree with you there.
Wait, I take that back.
The american people bitch TOO much.
They took the fucking Cookie Monster out of Sesame Street because "He ate a bad diet"
Now there has to be a fucking line to this shit, They even took Oscar the grouch out for being too mean.
What WON'T these fucking liberal pussies complain about? Jesus H. Christ.
What's all this talk about America 'being in Europe'? Are you people fucking retarded?
And, as for military might...England doesn't have the sheer numbers that the USA has, but our training is vastly superior to the US, and our weapons technology is pretty much the same. I've had this discussion sooooo many times. It really gets old.
The only reason England 'needed' America in WWII is because we were still suffering financially and logistically from WWI, and were in fact operating a foreign policy of Appeasement towards Germany...but had to act when they invaded Poland. USA was safely away from all the bombings and bloodshed of both world wars (aside from the battle of the Pacific of course), and very 'helpfully' offered extremely high-interest loans to a lot of countries that were severely impacted by the ravages of war. Furthermore...US would NEVER have gotten involved in WWII were it not for Pearl Harbor.
HOWEVER. England has fucked over many, many more countries than the USA throughout history. Put a list up of all the countries we have owned/exploited and it would be fucking huge. Up until quite recently, England actually controlled one third of the world's population. Not bad for a tiny little island.
And Kennedy? If you're bitching about liberalism and PC'ism...a cricket team over here recently changed its name from The Crusaders...to same lame shit...because it was feared Muslims here would be offended. Fucking sick of that shit...we let other races do what the fuck they want in England. Embarrassing as all hell.
Why do all the English wankers on this site go on and on about how good their training is and how much better than the U.S.'s is or how it's the best in the world.
Wtf do you know about your country's military training, much less any other country's training?
What have any of you got to back up your claim?
It seems that I assumed correctly that you really don't know shit and would be unable to answer the question. Little fucking boy, you are just swallowing all the proganda they feed you. Good little drone worker. You are a joke.
Hahaha. I love these posts because all of the crying bitches that need to educate everyone.
Each and every one of you fact checking Wiki cunts needs to relax and get over yourselves. Fucking cunts.
america did its usual bullshit in WW2 , coming over here all cocky , impregnanting our women and then we never hear the last about how good they are at 'winning' wars.
We impregnated so many of them because they were pleased to see men with all their teeth and wanted to bang them, and because your grandmothers are whores.
I would just like to say that me & me mate have just built a 7 1/2 foot snowman. It's on our driveway & all the kids with their parents (on their way home from school) keep stopping & looking at it.
I wish I had the opportunity to build snowmen, well, mebbe I could build some snowmidgets out of the couple of inches of snow that's left over from monday.
I've been completely pissed off about the amount of snow we haven't had. The news has been full of stuff like road and rail link closed, airports closed and nobody can get to work etc. The only snow we got was monday, and true to form, some daft cunt crashed into my car on the carpark at work. :(
You're smart enough to not get into arguments fries, because you're smart enough to know you're not smart enough to win any, or say anything smart whilst embroiled in one.
football (aka soccer to dumbasses) is great. i grew to appreciate it in ireland. football > american football, hands down. plus there's some damn good looking guys in that sport
No, little lord Fauntleroy, getting fondled by Leroy. As usual, you have missed the point, which is, the English made the word and used it in England. Now, they bitch if anybody uses it calls them ignorant. Fucking self-important, classless cunts like you Orang should all fucking die and then shut the fuck up.
vietnam and cuba aren't on the list cause i guess even the mighty u.s. of a can't "win" them all? (my guess is cause they were alone on those ones without any other countries "helping" them do the win)
Hey Deja..whats funny is how much disdain you have for us.Seems like its a passion with you on this particular post.If you actually came here you'd meet a whole assortment of people and your eyes would be opened.
Ive been to other countries and like someone else has stated,people are the damn same no matter where they are.
I might not post alot anymore, but when I do, I sure bring out the best in everyone.
I don't know if you remember back before my troubles started. I claimed to have a new bathroom sign that went on the wall from the "Toolman Returns" picture. And some of you wanted to see it, while others joined a convent. Well I did finally post a pic of it using my dog in the sink instead of me about three weeks ago and have been waiting for it to be posted. This stupid picture, I submitted only three days ago, knowing that it would get everyones panties in a bunch, including our host, who had some aggressive comments to my pic. My question is, do you hate dogs that much DeJa, because this is the second picture of my dog that you haven't posted, or do you hate the USA that much more?
Do you hate me, or do you hate my Government. Because the last time I was in Canada, a women told me that those people deserved to die on 911 and if you ask me, I don't think any of them had any direct contact with any Muslim to have caused that. I'm sorry.
This is why I have so mush disdain for the average American:
"Damn, we sure have been busy saving the world for quite some time now."
"where the fuckety fuck would you be if we didnt exist?
you wouldnt exist"
"am i missing any "major players" of the mighty allied powers? Any at all?"
"Cry all you want but the fact is if we left all of you to fend for yourselves you'd be fucked."
"That's what makes it america. Do what the fuck you want, Because you can. Whether countries like it or not"
"Europe your welcome, we took you guys out..bought you dinner, it was like 50bil in 1945 currency, and you losers didnt even pick up the tip."
"They would all be eating bratwurst and sauerkraut if it weren't for us"
That is why Americans are so hated. Don't get me wrong, your government does you no favours, but its the unrivalled ignorance of the average American that is so disgusting.
There are exceptions, but the exceptions are seriously in the minority. Like the Germans who didn't support Hitler.
"I'm an American and this bothers me."
"to be fair america simply took the credit they really didnt DO anything for them"
What age limit are we talking for these comments. You can't hold all of us accountable for naive comments made by made by most. Alot of most educated people are naive because they never had to do without because they alway had everything givin to them, therefore having no fucking clue what it's really all about.
The 'average American' is indeed extremely ignorant about the world (even their own country). I know...because I married one, and lived out there surrounded by their ignorance.
It's not their fault though - honestly. It all starts in their kindergartens, and just keeps on going. History is not taught in a balanced way, and often it's just plain lacking some of the most important facts.
The good thing about 9/11 is that it woke most Americans up to their vulnerability, and made them sit up and see the rest of the world...and realise they needed help, and allies. Forget that lesson at your peril.
The typical American feels they live in an ultra-powerful, ultra-secure country - this is quite untrue. The territory is almost impossible to adequately secure, and protect...with a huge amount of weak spots coastally - some entry points totally unguarded for long periods of time. The wide array of cultures and races in the States also means that 'terrorists' can assimilate easier, and go unnoticed.
The US isn't autacratic...it's close...but nowadays no country is 'an island' not even the mighty US of A.
If the audacious 9/11 attacks didn't teach you anything...what the fuck will?
Oh I know that's true. I learned a long time ago from an old man, that the best way to stay out of trouble is to keep your thoughts to yourself. How often do you see me comment on politics or religion?
i didn't post that pic because i didn't see the point in it. yay it's a sink with a dog we've already seen in it? pointless.
and i've recently started posting some new submittals and some old ones, so i don't hear about how things are posted elsewhere when it's been sitting in our submittals for ages longer and stuff.
Yay, I got quoted.
But in all seriousness, I totally agree with everyone who hates us. They have excellent reason to.
Yes, We are naive. But as Cruel said, It's not our fault.
History is not taught properly. I had a chat about this with my professor and he agreed. Americans have history books that make itself look good. Not what's real, But what seems better.
I just say things because I like to talk shit. But in reality I agree with the ones who are against us.. I'd be against us too.
I won't bitch, Only say that the people in this country make me sick. "I'm fat and proud" "We're the best country ever" are the attitudes carried over here. Then people wonder why the fuck we're obese.
One more thing I want to leave you guys with, While pissed at how america is, I'm actually pretty glad we exist. The phone, The automobile, The phone & Even the plane are all creations of people who resided here. And to that I would like to accredit our perceptions on the world. We've made things too easy, That's for sure. Whether you agree or not, I don't give a shit. That's my true opinion as opposed to that shit I posted earlier.
And on inventions? Check out everything us Brits have pioneered. We're a very productive nation. I'm immensely proud to be British...and proud I have a well-rounded view of the world. America is a great country...but its own government and education system lets its people down BADLY. It's really sad. USA is a big zit waiting to be popped...and when it happens it will desperately need friends...and as usual...us Brits on this tiny island will be the only ones offering a shoulder to cry on.
just tossing this out there... but the telephone was invented by a canadian... and the first "long distance" called was from my hometown to paris ontario (15 min drive away)
Steam Powered Flight with the Aerial Steam Carriage - John Stringfellow- The world's first powered flight took place at Chard in Somerset 55 years before the Wright brothers attempt at Kitty Hawk.
That doesn't surprise me, the act of getting a patent was more a case of who you are, not what you actually did. They'd probably be upset by the fact that a Canadian invented the Java Script that allows them so much entertainment.
And a fucking boring know-it-all prima donna to boot. When you gonna fuck off to the military and get your fucking pasty ass grill blasted off, you fucking noob girl?
Oranje, You're slow.
And Deja, I did not know that...
But there's gotta be something this country did right.
It's not even that, Just the people. I think everyone knows our Gov't sucks. It will even give you money to get an education outside of the country..
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Fuck Yeah!
you should read the tags
I think, maybe, he did.
afghanistan?
I know, the country is full of pesky Taliban.
Who would have been dumb enough to train and equip them with weapons?
I don't know but whoever it was were a bunch of dumbasses.
he's makin a jab at american politics, jerk....
very clever
very true
what about mexicaca
Damn, we sure have been busy saving the world for quite some time now.
Only since the dawn of civilization
So apparently 'civilization' only dawned a little over 200 years ago. Omg. What an epic cunt-discharge you truly are, kid.
It's a possibility he was being sarcastic, you stupid cunt.
What would you know about sarcasm, you dumpload of shit?
He wasn't being sarcastic CootBrace. He was being a retard...like you, just a younger version.
Hahaha WOW. Does your mother let you talk to her like that? How old are you?
By the way, I think by the age of 14 you grow out of internet abbreviations like "omg", so I can assume you're a 14 year old girl, at most.
Who are talking to, cunt napkin?
Why would I be talking to a cunt napkin? Silly Hank.
14 year old noob. ^
pinCushion him hankerCore
toolman posted this??? oh no wonder why?
I'm an American and this bothers me.
Well, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
It hit me in the ass coming in.
Are you talking about dicks or doors?
Doors! Doors! *waves* Doors!
Now thats comedy
Do you usually have things coming in your ass?
^Fail
I think he means you, matt...
I happen to think he isn't
Oh well, I assume you'd know your boyfriend better than I would.
Why is bastardo my boyfriend?
How should I know, what do I look like, your dating therapist?
What have you done for me lately?
"Ooowoo-oo-oooyeah!"
I want half, eddie!
they forgot canada.
Technically, the Philippines should be on there too.
Its easy to do.
I don't think we ever saved you. It's just that other countries know that if they invade Canada, the big hammer is comming down. Just like Mexico. A little scarey knowing you're in the same boat as Mexico, huh yak?
If any countries invade Canada, we'd be getting involved too. Difference being, we'd be happy to do it to help out another sovereign state, not to say "We saved your ass, you owe us."
We would probably have it handled before you pansies even woke and brushed your teeth.
Oh, wait a minute... Nevermind
What if they were invaded by the Vietnamese?
You people would shit yourselves at the thought of another ass whooping.
You Americans tried once and failed miserably because nobody wanted you there
"Invaded by the Vietnamese"
Yeah because that is likely and without them being in the jungle like they are used to, we both know things would go different this time.
Whatever, Irish.
They would just decimate you again.
Sure they would.
You can't do shit on your own & you're 5X the size of Britain.
It really is pathetic.
^In terms of population. I'm confident that needed to be clarified for you to avoid confusion.
5X's? We are way bigger than that. You need a little geography lesson, dicklick.
hahahaha
You're so stupid.
Making the statement even more powerful rish.
Hey Kirk! if you can hear me up there, we liberated the phillipines from japanese control after they took it from the dutch in WW2...
sorry, we AMERICANS
haha yea, true. This whole post is a big fucking mess though, eh?
for sure, they don't mention all the countries the gov. fucked up or neglected who need help more
I did
true, but i didn't hear about neglected countries, i don't think.. i kinda half read most of the thread, but for example, sudan was not on the list
There is probably quite a few countries we've saved that aren't on the list.
yeah, we've probably saved a shit load of economies due to job out-sourcing
Saved a whole lot more by staying the fuck out
Another oppressed country.
Dictators, installed or supported by The United States of America.
Chile - Gen. Augusto Pinochet
Argentina - Gen. Jorge Rafael
Indonesia - Suharto
Guatemala - Armas, Fuentes, Montt
Iran - The Shah of Iran
Egypt - Sadat, Mubarak
Iraq - Saddam Hussein
Nicaragua - Anastasio Somoza & sons
Paraguay - Stroessner.
Bolivia - Col. Hugo Banzer
Zaire - Mobutu
Saudi Arabia - Saudi family
Kuwait
Morocco
Tunisia
Algeria
Jordan
Panama - Noriega
Haiti - Papa Doc, Baby Doc
Dominican Republic - Trujillo & Belaguer, Trujillo's protege, (installed after US intervened to put down an attempt to restore the democratically elected government of Juan Bosch)
Honduras
El Salvador
Nepal monarchy
Cuba - Fulgencio Batista (pre-Castro)
Brazil - Gen. Branco
Uzbekistan -Kamirov "The Boiler"
This is only a sample of the real number, but is your country on there?
:)
Ya know me, just keeping things balanced.
the shah of iran opressed iranians?
than what did Ayatollah Khomeini do?
now im not saying that this submission isnt offensive to people,but fuckin seriously dickbags,where the fuckety fuck would you be if we didnt exist?
you wouldnt exist
Ya, and oj IS always right
+ Ayatollah Khomeini was on the payroll of the CIA during the 70's in Paris.
Correct Poss.
*Britain has a chequered history too, I know that. If you post a pic up like that about the US, you must accept the full picture*
Just keeping things fair & balanced.
I report, you decide.
true, damn near every threat there is against it, was created by the U.S. itself. hmmm how about that
Romania - Nicolae Ceausescu, supported by Nixon to Ronald Regan. The U.S. had absolutely nothing to do with Romania's independence
Communism at the time was a serious fucking threat, perhaps you've heard of the USSR? Putting these fine gents in power was a lesser of evils approach, not to say they weren't evil, but they were also not about to align with previously introduced USSR. But you guys are internet trolls, with perfect 20/20 hindsight AND history channel( and zero personal accomplishments), decision making is easy to do when your looking in the past 50+ years.
What a douche. Your rationale would explain why 9/11 was so easy to prevent.
Internet troll part.
Communism was never a threat.
The USSR was a paper tiger, & the only reason you installed/supported dictators was for your own personal ends. You didn't just oppose dictators you opposed democracy & the right of a country to invest in itself. You just wanted to abuse the weaker nations & take from them....just as the British did back in the day.
Don't act like an expert & excuse the past (& current) behaviour of the US, you clearly don't know shit.
*you didn't just oppose communism*
i dunno, oranj...the cold-war paranoia was a very real thing here in the states. we did a lot of stupid shit, but i still think that most of it was done because of fear, not greed
I'm trying to think about when they "freed" Egypt, Thailand, Japan, Libya, Germany, and Greece.
Don't forget Nelson Mandela...the US freed that whole Mandela continent.
" I just want to be free, of those -Violent Negros- that keep stealing the tissues I use to cleanse my gaping butthole!!
to be fair america simply took the credit they really didnt DO anything for them
Care to elaborate some more on your comment?
a good chunk of those countries were 'freed' during the world wars, in which it wasn't the u.s.a. freeing them, but the allies. nice to see the great amazing u.s.a. taking all the credit
and lots of those countries were 'freed' to put in american picked and trained dictators in charge, which doesn't exactly make them 'free', now does it?
Depends on your definition of "Free" i guess. Dont get me wrong i agree that America does whats in its own best interest after the fact, So being exacty "free" maybe not, but better of then alot of them were before the fact id say yes.
then you are an idiot.
Allied powers? Hitler took mercy on the remnants of british power at dunkirk to save face, france caught a blitzkrieg in 25 days, am i missing any "major players" of the mighty allied powers? Any at all?
Kid, you are a najor fail. One thing Hitler did not have was 'mercy. He even sent his own officers and troops to be euthanised in specialised hospitals if they ever sustained moderate-to-serious injuries. Go get an education before you make yourself look even more cuntish.
Hitler never wanted to even attempt an invasion of England...calling it a 'tough nut to crack'.
I like that 'najor' typo. Imma use it from now on, for najor fuck ups like you, CooterFace.
"tough nut to crack" Hahahahaha! You rotten toothed faggots actually believe that don't you? Do they tell you that in school?
Major players - The British Empire covered 1/4 of the plantet at the start of WW2. We were THE major power. America wasn't shit back then & the only reason you grew into anything was 'cause you let the Britain & he allies fight Hitler for years before you joined.
Bootface, you really are a clueless moron.
So why do you think we won the battle of Britain? The Germans never did invade England & it had nothing to do with America.
The only major war you guys have been involved in without the Brits was Vietnam.
We all know how you were pwn3d there.
The Aussies only turned up because they heard about free beer and a bbq
I can think of a war we both involved in and you guys were the ones that got pwn3d.
He never invaded you but how hard do you think it would have been considering how he bombed the fuck out of you guys?
It was that easy he thought it would be easier to invade Russia.
that 1rish1 is an idiot
Haha! Well-said cheeky.
Battle of Britain proved just how hard it indeed was to fuck with us. We decimated the Luftwaffe. Oh, and how about actually invading the UK? Nah, don't think so...a small country pretty much entirely fortified on its coastline, and with a superb airforce and navy. One word:RADAR. RADAR did more to save England than any other country or device...oh and let's not mention breaking the Enigma code. No? Oh sorry, the US did that didn't they? Haha.
How hard?
They considered it impossible.
I never realised we "lost" the Battle Of Britain....
"He never invaded you but how hard do you think it would have been"
You never heard about The Battle of Britain? Stupid bloody America's don't know whit.
*shit
You were correct the first time
"Bombed the fuck out of us"? About 6 or 7 cities out of the entire country isn't exactly bombed the fuck out of, is it?
Cruel, I bet the Americans actually think they broke the Enigma code.
The Battle of Britain? Oh, you mean, where he killed 43,000+ British civilians? Yeah, you guys sure taught him a lesson.
"He never invaded you but how hard do you think it would have been"
You just got owned Irish.
and if you add on the paople killed by the V bombs fired from continental Europe. Then, yeah, I consider that being bombed the fuck out of.
Oranje, The Girl Scouts of America could invade conquer England. FACT
PWN3D
That was the entire blitz eejit. The Battle of Britain was over the summer of 1940. On the font of all human knowledge, Wikipedia, it states "Decisive British victory"
Cheeky, I wouldn't bother.
It is apparently IMPOSSIBLE for Americans to understand history or facts.
Oh, so what you're saying is that they had to kill that many before you decided to actually try to fight back?
Irish is the poster-child for US ignorance. Congratulations Rish - you're a retard. HUZZAH!
The Brits and the rest of Europe (looks at the French) were just lucky that Tojo got uppity and bombed Pearl Harbor. Otherwise you bitches would be sitting down for some weiner schnitzel right now.
Sept 11 only about 3,000 of us got killed and I think we have proven our point.
They could of sent waves of shitty 2 engined bombers that carried fuck all but they decided that it would be better to fuck em over with the Lancaster and Halifax......and they certainly fucked them over.
Had Hitler not stretched himself so thin and he was able to build up a large enough army, he could've easily pulled a D-Day like invasion of Britain and won.
To put it another way they sowed the wind and reaped the whirlwind
They were dropping dumb bombs almost randomly, Irish. It was strategicly impotent.
How is that supporting your ridiculous assertion that they could have invaded Britain?
You're amazingly stupid.
It was to break morale, dumbfuck.
If they had really wanted to, and they didn't, because your shitty little island is about worthless, they could have easily taken it. And would have if we hadn't stepped in.
Gimmie, they didn't have the ability to do any sea bourne invasion. No air supremecy, no naval supremecy and a lack of intelligence meant that the Germans couldn't manage it.
+1 Team We Saved Your Asses.
Way more than +1.
"It was to break morale, dumbfuck."
Well it didn't even remotely break morale, dumb fuck. It simply succeeded in pissing people off & made them want revenge.
"If they had really wanted to, and they didn't, because your shitty little island is about worthless, they could have easily taken it. And would have if we hadn't stepped in."
Again Irish, how do you not know of the Battle of Britain? They did all they could & lost.
The Russians have room to brag about kicking Hitlers ass.
The Brits do not.
"Had Hitler not stretched himself so thin and he was able to build up a large enough army, he could've easily pulled a D-Day like invasion of Britain and won"
Freshie, if the Brits hadn't been spread out all over the rest of Euopre, Africa and Asia, and they stayed here, do you think Hitler would ever have even thought of invading England?
You Americans are just pissed about the fact that this little, tiny bunch of islands can produce such a strong fighting force.
The Americans certainly fucking don't, Gimmie. You joined late & did the least out of the 3.
The Russians do come 1st though.
Fugs, I don't think the Americans know about the fact we were fighting all over the world.
The fact is that the only country that has a claim to "freeing" Germany is Russia
"It simply succeeded in pissing people off & made them want revenge."
Sounds similar to something that happened to us recently. Yet you still give us shit about it.
Only difference is you little toothless fuckers deserved it.
My Great-aunt Mable says all you yankie soldiers had tiny penises
You keep changing you argument, Irish.
Firstly, you say he could have invaded.
Secondly, you say Hitler won 'cause they dropped bombs indiscriminately.
& now you're claim that the Battle of Britain is comparable to 9/11?
Epic Failure
Oranje, that's because they don't know about 'all over the world'.
I never said he won because he dropped bombs. I also didn't compare it to 911. Are you too dumb to follow along?
I compared the effect of the Blitz to the effects of 911. You really are dumb aren't you?
Either try to keep up or give it a rest and be quiet.
hahaha
Keep failing Irish. You get proven wrong, time after time.
FYI, the Blitz was just Luftwaffe strategy during the Battle of Britain.
By comparing the Blitz to 9/11, you're talking aboutthe Battle of Britain.
What an idiot you are. Now, do try & keep up, dumbass.
Where did you prove anything, you dumb fucker?
'Where did you prove anything, you dumb fucker?'
A) The Germans could never have invaded Britain. They tried & failed (Battle of Britain)
B) The Blitz didn't cause a drop in morale.
C) You compared the Battle of Britain to 9/11, & that is just ridiculous.
No, I didn't, retard. I comprred the effect.
"It simply succeeded in pissing people off & made them want revenge."
You compared the effect of the Blitz during the Battle of Britain, but the effect isn't part of the event?
Weird logic you have there.
You compared the Battle of Britain to 9/11, ergo you're an idiot.
& you asked where you were proven wrong.
Are you not going to acknowledge points A & B, where you were proven wrong?
"They were dropping dumb bombs almost randomly, Irish. It was strategicly impotent." Were you refering to The Battle of Britain or to the entire Blitz?
I think, 'Were you referring to The Blitz or to the entire Battle of Britain', would be more accurate.
Like I said before, the Blitz was part of the Battle of Britain, Luftwaffe strategy, specifically.
The only answer I could really give that is 'both'.
Point A The Germans could never have invaded Britain. opinion
Point B is not a fact its an opinion as well.
You're a dumbass. FACT
If you are saying that The Battle of Britain "was strategicly impotent". Then you are a fool. You honestly think you are better suited to analyze strategy than Hitler and his council?
And you're gay.
Germany successfully invade and occupy England? Haha. We should all quit humoring this Rish fag any more for the evening. Politics and religion...pointless topics...especially with a clearly under-educated inbred, cock-toker.
Ever heard of 'Operation Sea Lion'? It was abandoned for a reason - it wouldn't have worked.
Bottom line...US incompetence led to the single-most embarrassing terrorist attack in modern history...and on those lovely twin towers no less. US government fuck-ups and arrogance caused the death of 3,000+ of its own people...and impacted a great deal more than that. Morons.
But it's okay Rish right? I mean...like you said...it was just 3,ooo people.
(Also, a few fanatics armed with boxcutters destroyed one of your nation's most beloved representations of power, wealth, and supremacy...in one concerted 'attack'. Just a few dirty terrorists with boxcutters. You can't ignore how embarrassing that is/was).
I'll let OJ continue his pointless back-and-forth with you now. All I can say is...every American I've ever met (face-to-face) has had nothing but admiration for us Brits: our culture, history, resilience, education, music etc....and your women love our accents...ANNND I would have fucked at will out there...were it not for being married.
Case closed. Carry on ladies.
"The Battle of Britain marked the first defeat of Hitler's military forces, with air superiority seen as the key to victory."
"However, for the British, Fighter Command had achieved a great victory in successfully carrying out Sir Thomas Inskip's 1937 air policy of preventing the Germans from knocking Britain out of the war."
"Dr. Andrew Gordon, who teach at Joint Services Command and Staff College, have suggested the existence of the Royal Navy was enough of a deterrent to the Germans;[120] even had the Luftwaffe won, the Germans had limited means with which to combat the Royal Navy, which would have intervened to prevent a landing."
We won, fact.
Once again, Irish, you have been proven wrong and pwn3d. It's shocking how often you fail.
There is no way I'm gonna read that.
Knowing you it doesn't ammount to much anyway.
You read it, you cunty liar. And you wept. Why? I speak the truth...you puke shit.
"If you are saying that The Battle of Britain "was strategicly impotent". Then you are a fool. You honestly think you are better suited to analyze strategy than Hitler and his council?"
It isn't just my opinion, it is historical fact. You would understand this if you actually knew what you were talking about. Hitler was a poor military strategist, that is why we didn't assassinate him (Operation Foxley). Removing Hitler may have had the effect of increasing the effectiveness of the German military.
The random bombing of civilian targets was a failure because it did nothing other than increase the hatred of Nazi Germany. It was also done at the cost of not hitting industrial sites & air bases.
You have once again being pwn3e.
You should probably shut up now, I'm even getting embarrassed for you.
I promise you, Cruel, I didn't read that.
Oranje, you couldn't pwn me on your best day.
^^ Just have, more than once.
:)
oh gawd. Shut up you brits. The hands down truth of the matter is that you were only able to HOLD hitler off from invading your island. But you couldnt do fuck all else until the Americans came in to help you out. Do you know how many materials and ordinance were sent to you during those years building up to D-Day?
Churchill was screaming for us to join in sooner. Begging on his god damned knees for us to help out more. Thanks to Japan's inept attack we did end up coming in for the rescue.
Britain did a good job holding the Germans off, but that's pretty much the extent of your role in WW2. Getting bitch slapped by Germany and waiting around for America to bail you out.
"Just a few dirty terrorists with boxcutters. You can't ignore how embarrassing that is/was"
Cruel, look at your country, and how embarrassing it's capitulation to Muslim ideology and integration. You brits are fucked.
hahahahaha
In a WORLD WAR America joins in the game late & thinks it is the winner.
That is so funny!
If Britain didn't stand upto Hitler, you guys would have been hand in hand with the guy.
Now THAT is the TRUTH!
That's was around 40% correct. Getting better...now stfu.
...Fags
My comment was directed at K-Fed btw OJ.
If US wasn't thousands of miles away from the action...and didn't decide to join in 2 years after it all started...they too might have suffered more. We owe the Japs a lot.
But K-Fed...I agree with your statement...it IS embarrassing, and I just don't get it...we allow other races and religions to build whatever the fuck they want here to worship whatever the fuck they want. It pisses me off, more than most things.
cant we just all just hold hands and sing kumbaya.....
CruelHM-"All I can say is...every American I've ever met (face-to-face) has had nothing but admiration for us Brits: our culture, history, resilience, education, music etc....and your women love our accents..."
That's not even close to true. It goes hand in hand. American's steal culture from the Brits, and Brits do the same. Definitley not at equal different rates though.
Example-entertainment(music). Brits stole blues, folk, and rock, and handed back their own versions to the US. Now the same things is happening today with Hip Hop. British youth are adopting American thug culture through both US music and US film/tv.
Not that I'm defending either side, but you can't let your status as a citizen of the UK distort reality. You're statement is very skewed because of your bias.
My statement is based on being on Earth for 32 years, and spending a good percentage of those years in the US. I know the pros and cons of both countries.
For instance...I know cops out there are unprofessional, trigger-happy, roid-raged, sarcastic retards...who like to gas-up situations rather than do their jobs properly. I'm sure there are exceptions.
But logically...90% of cops I've met/observed in the US are incompetent, aggressive retards...I hear you're a cop...therefore there's a high probability you're an aggressive, incompetent, retard.
PS I'm not biased...I just say it how it is...and what I've experienced.
I will, however, agree that both our countries share culture...MODERN culture...in many ways.
Why can't people understand the fact that if our military forces were left to do nothing but defend our country, nobody would ever get the chance of an invasion?
Size for size, we have the best military on earth. Fact.
True. Cops here are terrible. Personal experience-I got my ass kicked for some pot when I was 17, instead of getting arrested.
Anyway, back to the hitorical discussion...I heard Winston Churchill and Charlie Chaplin had a love child
1940 May 15
Churchill begins sending a long series of telegrams to President Roosevelt asking for American aid. In his first message, which he signs as "Former Naval Person," Churchill presents a long list of requests for destroyers, aircraft and other arms.
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1940 July 16
Churchill was in an aggressive, offensive mood and many who met with him were reinforced in their commitment to victory. Critical to success, Churchill said, was aid from the United States and he made it clear that Britain was prepared "to shoot the wad" in paying for this assistance.
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1940 August 14
Churchill receives a message from Roosevelt offering to trade aging U.S. destroyers and aircraft in exchange for naval and air bases on British soil in North America and a promise to send the British fleet to other parts of the Empire if the "waters around Britain became untenable." Churchill readily accepted because no matter what his other problems were, he fervently believed that with United States assistance he would ultimately win the war.
1941 February
In early February, Churchill in a worldwide broadcast tells the British people that American support is being promised and vows to the American people: "Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
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1941 June
Churchill writes Roosevelt that he must be ready for a possible invasion in September. The President's encouraging response promised increased production, particularly of tanks, and a widening commitment of the American navy in the North Atlantic.
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1941 August 14
Roosevelt and Churchill sign the Atlantic Charter, a statement of principles that renounces aggression, while committing themselves to "the final destruction of the Nazi tyranny." They also state their belief that "all the nations of the world, for realistic as well as spiritual reasons, must come to the abandonment of the use of force." The following month the USSR and 14 other anti-Axis countries will endorse its provisions.
Europe didnt need Americas help huh Orangboom? Fuck you you cock smoking faggot!!
"Give us the tools and we will finish the job."
So you sold us shit & hid like cowards whilst we did the fighting, what's your point?
You losers never won shit, you aided Britain & her allies, that is about all.
take it from stevo here, oj - go to bed - this damn thread will likely go up to 4 or 5 hundred overnight...see ya
I'm in bed & waiting for something to finish downloading so I can take it to someone tomorrow. It's doing my fucking head in.
OJ why donât you go out and go 2-0 in World Wars. Then come talk to us.
USA....Bailing other countries out of certain annhilation since 1776.
shut up danny
erm...we are 2-0...
+ you guys are not even 1-0 yet
You have 0.3 from WW1 & 0.5 FROM WW2
Fight a world war from the start & then come back to me, right noob.
good night john-boy...
god, oj! this is like that night i decided to outlast hank...not going to happen
"So you sold us shit & hid like cowards whilst we did the fighting, what's your point?"
What's funny about this is America didnt believe in your little war at the time. Remind you of something? People over here didnt want to get caught up in other peoples problems. "Peace at any price" ring a bell? If Japan didnt attack us, who knows what your fate would have been. "Hid like cowards" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dont you know that war is not the answer? LOL!
Fuck you guys couldn't even get Operation Market Garden right.
St. Nazaire Raid a.k.a 'The Greatest Raid of All'.
Like I said before, if we didn't stand up to fight Hitler & stop what he was doing, you guys would have been hand in hand with the guy.
Makes you proud to be an American? You joined the winning team at the last minute, very noble.
"You joined the winning team at the last minute.."
Winning? You just lost all credibility for this argument. You obviously dont know jack shit about ww2.
Battle of Britain:
"The end of the battle allowed the UK to rebuild its military forces and establish itself as an Allied stronghold."
We declared war on Hitler
Hitler declared war on you
Cowards
We could have stayed home & only thought about ourselves, but like I obviously have to repeat, we went around the world fighting the Nazis.
The funny thing about all of this arguing between brits an americans here is that you exactly know, well some of you at least, if it would've been 1 vs 1 against Germany(without Germany fighting all the superpowers known back then at once) EVERY COUNTRY not just britain or the US would've lost fucking big time! FACT! Servus.
do Americans EVER stop lying about themselves?
Hmmm ... Ireland is not on the list! I guess the Paddies saved the American's from the guineas.
Infinitely awesome post.
Thank you... Thank You Very Much.
I didn't realise you were that dumb.
Either of you.
Well, I realiZe, and recogniZe... That the U.S. does not have the best track record.. but what can we do about it now.. besides laugh?
This shit is hilarious.
'realiZe, and recogniZe'
^ Typical fucking idiotic American bullshit.
No, no OJ. Lay off Jerks, dude. He isn't one of the retarded Americans. He's just being cute. He knows what time it is.
I actually like Jerks.
You blokes are good in my book...
Hehe..
You guys are gonna love this next post I got coming, in response to Bateman's "Compton nigga, compton" post...
Oranje is a fucking crying little baby. Waaaah, waaaaahhh, waaaahhhh. That's all that comes out of his bitch mouth.
Fact come out of my mouth.
Nonsense & cocks come out of yours.
Hank lacks intelligence - Fact
hiya oj
most of what you say about the USA has at least some merit, i just dont like it when you stereotype all of us...i might be nuts, but i'm not not ignorant, or boorish, or uneducated, or even -when i'm sober-idiotic
it's like saying all muslims fuck goats, just cause "Iranian" does...
signed,
steven adler
^I knew it.
bullshit
I know it isn't all Poss, though unfortunately for you guys, the majority are as dumb as Irish & talk utter garbage without knowing ANYTHING.
(& Hi.....but now bye, I'm going to sleep)
There are a number of Americans on here who I like, but they don't all necessarily like me 'cause of my sweeping generalisations.
...now I'm going.
Hey, Oranje!
I got your ball!
You want your ball?
You want it?
Go get it!
*doesn't throw ball*
hahaha rish
oj as springer spaniel - funny
I lack intelligence like you lack ugly bitches to fuck, you fucking munter hunter.
You know, I really fucking despise you Orang, you fucking simian semen pump. For no fucking reason, your little pea-brain decided it didn't want to get along.
You wanna be enemies, you fucking childish little brat, then that's what we are and what we are going to stay, fucking dipshit.
Funny thing, you think history is all facts, all objective. Fucking wet behind the ears little pissant. You don't know fucking shit.
*trembles*
You want 'get along' to mean 'Oranje be subordinate to Hank' & that isn't gonna happen, duddy!
oops
haha, your on his shit list.
Fucking bollocks, O-Rang, you stank little girl. We were getting along just fine for a long time and that was the way I preferred it. About the time when Cruel said he liked me now and we started rapping you fucking changed for no reason and started ripping on me.
Fuck you, sounds like you've got some self-confidence issues.
I'm not nasty to regulars unless the do/say something to slight me.
Bollocks.
It is true. I only made fun of you personally 'cause you called me a 'whiny bitch' when I was making fun of America.
Bull-fucking-shit. You started to say I wasn't smart the moment me and Cruel started to get along.
U.S. European Command,
In Stuttgart-Vaihingen, Germany, is responsible for 13 million square miles in 89 countries and territories. This area of responsibility begins at the North Cape of Norway and extends through the Baltic and Mediterranean Seas, through most of Europe and parts of the Middle East, to the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa. The Command's mission is to support and advance US interests and policies throughout the region and to provide combat ready land, maritime, and air forces to Allied Command Europe or to US Unified Commands.
If America is such "Shit" for lack of a better word, Then why dont you tell us to leave and youll take care of yourselves??
Ya thought so.
Cry all you want but the fact is if we left all of you to fend for yourselves you'd be fucked. The only thing keeping this world halfway sane is the military power of the USA. Everybody hates the baddest guy on the block, So we fully expect people to cry and complain. But you just keep coming here to get your educations etc wear american cloths listen to american music watch american shows so on and so on.
GOD BLESS THE USA.
do you really think any of them even ASKED for your fucking help? i'm betting 'no'. and do you really think any of them WANTED your fucking help? i'm betting 'no' again.
and i have a feeling if the "mighty u.s. of a" kept to themselves, every other country in the world would be better off than how the "mighty u.s. of a" takes care of its own people
fuck the states. bunch of pigheaded, conceited, ridiculous morons that think they're running the world while everyone just hates you for interfering and pushing your dumbshit views and "ideals" on the rest of the world.
fix your own fucking problems before trying to be the 'world police' no one wants you to be
And im sure know one cares but just thought id tell you anyway.
1. My favorite tv show right now is Kitchen nightmares on the BBC Gordon Ramsey rules.
2. My 2 favorite bands, J.P. is British and Turbonegro is from Norway.
So im not a hater of anyone i just thought the above comments might make for some good discussion.
^^ Well again if thats the way you really feel Then why dont you just tell the us to leave? Last time i checked we hadnt invaded Europe
and began forcing you to do as we say or act as we want you to etc.
And thanks for not Banning me DejaVu as it seems the only person i pissed off runs the site. Sorry.
i'd like to see someone tell the us to leave, and the us actually listen... lmao... yeah, right. the us does what it wants to do, regardless of anyone else's opinions
I guess i see it differently, I just dont see how the US could refuse to leave Europe if thats what they wanted, I think we could both agree that the US and Europe benifit in one way or another as to us being there otherwise i think you probably would tell the US to take a hike.
And one last thing, My point of view in these comments refer to only a military thing. In no way am i saying that Europe and other countries couldnt make it on there own without the US.
and last i agree with you 100% that the US needs to fix itself bigtime, and now with this Dickwad in office i really see no HOPE in site. Not because hes a negro either, He just dont know shit. ;)
Wow, climb off of Deja's nuts fag!
That's what makes it america. Do what the fuck you want, Because you can. Whether countries like it or not, I'm sure noone gives a shit. People cry and bitch all the time, Other countries are no exception. Deja, You say we're conceited pigs and the such, But have you ever really thought about it? Europe is exactly the same.
No difference, The only thing even remotely different is which side we drive on the road & maybe an accent. Otherwise the people are generally the same.
Take england for example, I've been there. And it's full of the same thing you just called the american people.
Oh & Yes, America isn't all that great, So Atleast I agree with you there.
Wait, I take that back.
The american people bitch TOO much.
They took the fucking Cookie Monster out of Sesame Street because "He ate a bad diet"
Now there has to be a fucking line to this shit, They even took Oscar the grouch out for being too mean.
What WON'T these fucking liberal pussies complain about? Jesus H. Christ.
What's all this talk about America 'being in Europe'? Are you people fucking retarded?
And, as for military might...England doesn't have the sheer numbers that the USA has, but our training is vastly superior to the US, and our weapons technology is pretty much the same. I've had this discussion sooooo many times. It really gets old.
The only reason England 'needed' America in WWII is because we were still suffering financially and logistically from WWI, and were in fact operating a foreign policy of Appeasement towards Germany...but had to act when they invaded Poland. USA was safely away from all the bombings and bloodshed of both world wars (aside from the battle of the Pacific of course), and very 'helpfully' offered extremely high-interest loans to a lot of countries that were severely impacted by the ravages of war. Furthermore...US would NEVER have gotten involved in WWII were it not for Pearl Harbor.
HOWEVER. England has fucked over many, many more countries than the USA throughout history. Put a list up of all the countries we have owned/exploited and it would be fucking huge. Up until quite recently, England actually controlled one third of the world's population. Not bad for a tiny little island.
And Kennedy? If you're bitching about liberalism and PC'ism...a cricket team over here recently changed its name from The Crusaders...to same lame shit...because it was feared Muslims here would be offended. Fucking sick of that shit...we let other races do what the fuck they want in England. Embarrassing as all hell.
"The Command's mission is to support and advance US interests and policies throughout the region"
Why do all the English wankers on this site go on and on about how good their training is and how much better than the U.S.'s is or how it's the best in the world.
Wtf do you know about your country's military training, much less any other country's training?
What have any of you got to back up your claim?
'Knowledge' it is amazing.
It seems that I assumed correctly that you really don't know shit and would be unable to answer the question. Little fucking boy, you are just swallowing all the proganda they feed you. Good little drone worker. You are a joke.
somebody should nuke the us
go ahead jerkoff do it but start in Detroit first
Fuck that! I always said if there was nuclear war, the upper peninsula is where I would hide out...
...but yeah, start with the GM plant.
Fucking Montenegros.
Montenafricanamerican
monteCore :D
DelMonte
Hahaha. I love these posts because all of the crying bitches that need to educate everyone.
Each and every one of you fact checking Wiki cunts needs to relax and get over yourselves. Fucking cunts.
Whereas you might choose to get your facts from unofficial online authorities...some people here have a thing called 'an education'.
"fact checking wiki cunts"
Where the hell did I get the idea that Americans are clueless idiots, I wonder...
Chill oranje, We're not all retarded.
Just them, Don't include me.
^^President Paragraph and Captain Controversy up there are perfect examples of what I mean.
Europe your welcome, we took you guys out..bought you dinner, it was like 50bil in 1945 currency, and you losers didnt even pick up the tip.
They would all be eating bratwurst and sauerkraut if it weren't for us and not even a thank you.
get a room, fags.
You only paid the tip.
You weren't even there for the starter or the main course, you only just managed desert.
Pwn3d!
america did its usual bullshit in WW2 , coming over here all cocky , impregnanting our women and then we never hear the last about how good they are at 'winning' wars.
We impregnated so many of them because they were pleased to see men with all their teeth and wanted to bang them, and because your grandmothers are whores.
They were whores then and they still are.
Fries your great-aunt Mabel says "hi" and "yeeeesss, yeeessss"
She's also given you lot crabs. Enjoy!
major computer issue just wanted to see if this would work
who said that ??
I would just like to say that me & me mate have just built a 7 1/2 foot snowman. It's on our driveway & all the kids with their parents (on their way home from school) keep stopping & looking at it.
It's pure awesomeness!
hey, i heard you guys finally got some real snow over there...fun stuff! (unless you have to live with it for 5 months out of every 12, like i do...)
I wish I had the opportunity to build snowmen, well, mebbe I could build some snowmidgets out of the couple of inches of snow that's left over from monday.
I generally hate snow, but as you 'liberators' say 'when you have lemons, make lemonade'.
I've been completely pissed off about the amount of snow we haven't had. The news has been full of stuff like road and rail link closed, airports closed and nobody can get to work etc. The only snow we got was monday, and true to form, some daft cunt crashed into my car on the carpark at work. :(
Wanna see a pic of my snowman? I can put it onto TinyPic & link to it.
Looking out the window & seeing a group of people looking at it funny as fuck.
So that's another Rover 75 off the streets
haha
Yay! Blue & Whites v Skyblues. Valintine's Day Massacre number two coming up!
I hope...
*Valentine's... oops.
And cheeky, if it was a Rover 75 I would have put a smiley face up.
'Yay! Blue & Whites v Skyblues. Valintine's Day Massacre number two coming up! '
What you on about?
Never mind Fugs, we've made it easier this time and got shot of three quarters of the team that played your lot so badly last time.
I'd prefer them to concentrate on the league games, for obvious reasons, but any wins they can get are good for business.
FA Cup Oranje. That thing we've won and Blackburn haven't since Victoria was one the throne.
Are you fags talking about soccer?
I don't do that football nonsense
No Irish it's called football. Not like that shite throwrun that you colonials like.
No one likes soccer. Thats why we can't figure out why you guys like it so much. Over here its a girls sport.
I bet the average college girls soccer team could beat any of you guy's faggy British pro teams.
No one likes the most popular team sport in the world? Sounds more like those unoriginal "American" games like throwrun, rounders and hockey on ice.
I don't follow football too much, but when it's my town against cheeky's, it's almost as good as the war of the roses...
Hey! We were on your side in that.....mostly
piss off
...and sometimes on your side
"Not like that shite throwrun that you colonials like."
"No one likes soccer."
Very next comment. Then I made a comment about US girls soccer.
No one over here like soccer. I should have been more specific. I'm slowly learning how dense you fuckers are.
^ I think you have proven yourself as being enormously idiotic today, Irish
At least the World Cup competition does actually involve countries from around the world, unlike some certain 'World Series' events...
You prove yourself enormously idiotic everyday, Oranje.
i'm smart enough not to get into any arguments
I'm at 13175 comments now. Oranje only has 8219.
No you're not!
yes i am
You're smart enough to not get into arguments fries, because you're smart enough to know you're not smart enough to win any, or say anything smart whilst embroiled in one.
precisely
football (aka soccer to dumbasses) is great. i grew to appreciate it in ireland. football > american football, hands down. plus there's some damn good looking guys in that sport
I propose you ban anyone who calls football 'soccer'.
Deja seems to have a lot of views I like. Maybe one day she will like me. I have such lofty ambitions...such...such...ah forget it.
you think football has damn good looking guys too?
Soccer = Boring
A good football game between two good teams = Entertaining
But I do think "soccer" should be called football everywhere. It just makes sense.
The word soccer came from England.
Just like the words 'Shut the fuck up Hank, you moronic old faggot'
No, little lord Fauntleroy, getting fondled by Leroy. As usual, you have missed the point, which is, the English made the word and used it in England. Now, they bitch if anybody uses it calls them ignorant. Fucking self-important, classless cunts like you Orang should all fucking die and then shut the fuck up.
True we do call football 'soccer' here , but football is the correct name for our game and not that rugby based game the americans play.
Hmmmmm I wonder why Vietnam isn't on that list...
vietnam and cuba aren't on the list cause i guess even the mighty u.s. of a can't "win" them all? (my guess is cause they were alone on those ones without any other countries "helping" them do the win)
Strangely Cuba should actually be on that list
Hey Deja..whats funny is how much disdain you have for us.Seems like its a passion with you on this particular post.If you actually came here you'd meet a whole assortment of people and your eyes would be opened.
Ive been to other countries and like someone else has stated,people are the damn same no matter where they are.
I might not post alot anymore, but when I do, I sure bring out the best in everyone.
I don't know if you remember back before my troubles started. I claimed to have a new bathroom sign that went on the wall from the "Toolman Returns" picture. And some of you wanted to see it, while others joined a convent. Well I did finally post a pic of it using my dog in the sink instead of me about three weeks ago and have been waiting for it to be posted. This stupid picture, I submitted only three days ago, knowing that it would get everyones panties in a bunch, including our host, who had some aggressive comments to my pic. My question is, do you hate dogs that much DeJa, because this is the second picture of my dog that you haven't posted, or do you hate the USA that much more?
I believe that it's fair to say any non American, hates America more than anything else.
Do you hate me, or do you hate my Government. Because the last time I was in Canada, a women told me that those people deserved to die on 911 and if you ask me, I don't think any of them had any direct contact with any Muslim to have caused that. I'm sorry.
i like america a lot more than i like fresh poison
i used to generalize americans a lot more than i do
i like 1rish1 and he's american
they're still gay don't get me wrong
This is why I have so mush disdain for the average American:
"Damn, we sure have been busy saving the world for quite some time now."
"where the fuckety fuck would you be if we didnt exist?
you wouldnt exist"
"am i missing any "major players" of the mighty allied powers? Any at all?"
"Cry all you want but the fact is if we left all of you to fend for yourselves you'd be fucked."
"That's what makes it america. Do what the fuck you want, Because you can. Whether countries like it or not"
"Europe your welcome, we took you guys out..bought you dinner, it was like 50bil in 1945 currency, and you losers didnt even pick up the tip."
"They would all be eating bratwurst and sauerkraut if it weren't for us"
That is why Americans are so hated. Don't get me wrong, your government does you no favours, but its the unrivalled ignorance of the average American that is so disgusting.
There are exceptions, but the exceptions are seriously in the minority. Like the Germans who didn't support Hitler.
"I'm an American and this bothers me."
"to be fair america simply took the credit they really didnt DO anything for them"
What age limit are we talking for these comments. You can't hold all of us accountable for naive comments made by made by most. Alot of most educated people are naive because they never had to do without because they alway had everything givin to them, therefore having no fucking clue what it's really all about.
Tool, I included the minority too.
*Don't get me wrong, your government does you no favours, but its the unrivalled ignorance of the average American that is so disgusting.
There are exceptions, but the exceptions are seriously in the minority. Like the Germans who didn't support Hitler.
"I'm an American and this bothers me."
"to be fair america simply took the credit they really didnt DO anything for them"*
The 'average American' is indeed extremely ignorant about the world (even their own country). I know...because I married one, and lived out there surrounded by their ignorance.
It's not their fault though - honestly. It all starts in their kindergartens, and just keeps on going. History is not taught in a balanced way, and often it's just plain lacking some of the most important facts.
The good thing about 9/11 is that it woke most Americans up to their vulnerability, and made them sit up and see the rest of the world...and realise they needed help, and allies. Forget that lesson at your peril.
The typical American feels they live in an ultra-powerful, ultra-secure country - this is quite untrue. The territory is almost impossible to adequately secure, and protect...with a huge amount of weak spots coastally - some entry points totally unguarded for long periods of time. The wide array of cultures and races in the States also means that 'terrorists' can assimilate easier, and go unnoticed.
The US isn't autacratic...it's close...but nowadays no country is 'an island' not even the mighty US of A.
If the audacious 9/11 attacks didn't teach you anything...what the fuck will?
In response to Oranjes disdain reasons, the truth hurts sometimes don't it? Get over it, crybaby.
You people sure type a lot.
^Truth?
See toolman, you people bring it on yourselves.
Oh I know that's true. I learned a long time ago from an old man, that the best way to stay out of trouble is to keep your thoughts to yourself. How often do you see me comment on politics or religion?
If you notice, I post these stupid pictures, but hardly ever comment on them. It's all for for friends.
I'm going to see the wife now. I'll be back tonight.
i didn't post that pic because i didn't see the point in it. yay it's a sink with a dog we've already seen in it? pointless.
and i've recently started posting some new submittals and some old ones, so i don't hear about how things are posted elsewhere when it's been sitting in our submittals for ages longer and stuff.
Yay, I got quoted.
But in all seriousness, I totally agree with everyone who hates us. They have excellent reason to.
Yes, We are naive. But as Cruel said, It's not our fault.
History is not taught properly. I had a chat about this with my professor and he agreed. Americans have history books that make itself look good. Not what's real, But what seems better.
I just say things because I like to talk shit. But in reality I agree with the ones who are against us.. I'd be against us too.
I won't bitch, Only say that the people in this country make me sick. "I'm fat and proud" "We're the best country ever" are the attitudes carried over here. Then people wonder why the fuck we're obese.
One more thing I want to leave you guys with, While pissed at how america is, I'm actually pretty glad we exist. The phone, The automobile, The phone & Even the plane are all creations of people who resided here. And to that I would like to accredit our perceptions on the world. We've made things too easy, That's for sure. Whether you agree or not, I don't give a shit. That's my true opinion as opposed to that shit I posted earlier.
I meant the Television... oops
And on inventions? Check out everything us Brits have pioneered. We're a very productive nation. I'm immensely proud to be British...and proud I have a well-rounded view of the world. America is a great country...but its own government and education system lets its people down BADLY. It's really sad. USA is a big zit waiting to be popped...and when it happens it will desperately need friends...and as usual...us Brits on this tiny island will be the only ones offering a shoulder to cry on.
Starting an argument about inventions with Brits?
Again, further proof of American stupidity.
OJ wtf? DK is ANOTHER reasonable and balanced American (yay...at least 2 here).
just tossing this out there... but the telephone was invented by a canadian... and the first "long distance" called was from my hometown to paris ontario (15 min drive away)
Not Alexander Graham Bell?
Inventions?
Steam Powered Flight with the Aerial Steam Carriage - John Stringfellow- The world's first powered flight took place at Chard in Somerset 55 years before the Wright brothers attempt at Kitty Hawk.
Sorry, US guys...
yeah, alexander graham bell... he grew up just outside my hometown... got the idea there, etc etc his home is a museum now
fugs - there was also a canadian out east who missed the patent by like 17 min on the wright bros too
That doesn't surprise me, the act of getting a patent was more a case of who you are, not what you actually did. They'd probably be upset by the fact that a Canadian invented the Java Script that allows them so much entertainment.
What's the point in Peanut butter jelly time??
uh, cause it makes you go 'wtf' when you look at it. your dog in some sink doesn't make anyone think anything
it makes me think "wtf would anyone submit this"
is that the same thing?
Deja, Alexander Graham Bell was Scottish
Apparently, he went to Canada when he was 23.
are you a scot, oj?
...it would make a lot of your BS easier to understand!
(ok, i's jus kiddin here)
English
And a fucking boring know-it-all prima donna to boot. When you gonna fuck off to the military and get your fucking pasty ass grill blasted off, you fucking noob girl?
Oranje, You're slow.
And Deja, I did not know that...
But there's gotta be something this country did right.
It's not even that, Just the people. I think everyone knows our Gov't sucks. It will even give you money to get an education outside of the country..
My bad
America is gay
Especially Irish....he's the gayest botter in the south
He's like one of those gay hillbillies from Deliverance
*coolest guy
^Just'a good ol' boy
Never meanin' no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day he was born
By "beats" I mean he likes cock
I've always wanted to ramp The General Lee over something.
no , you've always want to 'ramp' someone called Lee.
Jesus, your jokes are stupid, fries. Can't you try to put a little effort into it?
You wouldn't pick on Rainman would you? So, don't pick on fries...he's too easy.
America is the Bo and Luke Duke of the world, 'whilst' England is like Coy and Vance.
Irish has trouble outsmarting the average family pet.
I see you too find the word 'whilst' intimidating. Weedy-looking fag-fluffer. Bet you say 'heighth' too huh?
I outsmart my dog all the time. I pretend to throw the ball and runs for it anyway. Kind of like how I fuck with you whenever I want to.
As a matter of fact, it is remarkably like that.
Hahahahahaha!
to say as a matter of fact is so gay
Rish...you're a genuine homosexual...and you couldn't outsmart a used chewtoy...much less your dog.
Isn't Plantshit dead?
Fail. ^
He's posted 'I'm back from the dead' on other threads. Does anyone care either way?
Oh shit. Yeah...loooook there he is.
i wasnt aware that Planty was back
I wasn't aware he was gone.
He has been quiet for awhile
He's not worth noticing.
^HOLY SHIT^