So, I did a stint at Sun Microsystems in the late 90's. Java was just coming out and we had this idea that we could control anything with it. Anyhow, the chief technologist came out on stage during a conference and controlled a toaster with a Java enabled driver called Jini. I think the sales rep sitting next to me came in his pants.
the bailing out the banks shit. both mccain and obama aproved it, to my surprise there were more republicans against it in congress? than democrats. its true, theyr equal scum
just read on the paper that the top executives of AIG were busted spending around 500 thousand dollars at a luxury spa as soon as they found out the bailing out shit was comming through
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mad tv sucks
does it ever
it was not funny when you're an anal retentive neoconservative. Otherwise it was 'mission accomplished'.... hehehe
I think Stuart is funny.
I also like Dot.
well you know what conman, you suck!
still this skit coulda been better i agree.
Stuart is funny.
wait mad tv made a sketch that was kinda funny once???
When this show comes out i sure wish i had an i-Gouge
Agreed
Ha ha.
So, I did a stint at Sun Microsystems in the late 90's. Java was just coming out and we had this idea that we could control anything with it. Anyhow, the chief technologist came out on stage during a conference and controlled a toaster with a Java enabled driver called Jini. I think the sales rep sitting next to me came in his pants.
And now we're one decade closer to Judgement Day. Some day soon, that same toaster will most likely murder you.
i think my toaster has killed people
wow, all those people are so materialistic! Good thing they could just get another shitty rack probably pretty cheaper at IKEA.
ikea sells 3rd world countries full of morons easily controlled by a dictator!? whens the next ikea sale!?!?
am I brilliant for making the entire connection of Iraq before they revealed Iran? Seriously, he is bush, the audience not bush supporters.
No, you're not brilliant.
Yeah, pretty much opened it up for you there with the whole "Mission Accomplished"
this is snl best skit ever.
yes, except it's mad-tv
mad tv* drunkeness
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Who isn't?
i'm not
fuck obama..fuck mccain and fuck jesus too
Fuck Canadians.
oh ya???
we vote on tuesday ..or i should say people that vote do so on tuesday
our whole campaign lasted something like a month..wake up america
anyone that aproved that payout bill is a proven corrupt bastard
not that we needed anymore proof really
What payout bill?
the bailing out the banks shit. both mccain and obama aproved it, to my surprise there were more republicans against it in congress? than democrats. its true, theyr equal scum
Oh, right. I don't watch much American news.
you will probably feel it when the world economy crashes thanks to said bailout.
just read on the paper that the top executives of AIG were busted spending around 500 thousand dollars at a luxury spa as soon as they found out the bailing out shit was comming through
steve jobs is a fag
i swear before the vp debate i saw him standing in the background of the nbc set holding up an iphone