I wanna fuck that cripple bitch so bad. She could give me footjob then toss my dirty salad (I don't wipe, EVER!). Then I would smack her around and call her a whore and tell her she deserved to lose her arms...
Good times, good times...
I knew this guy in high school and there was this old lady in town that had a daughter who had gotten her arm cut off by a lawnmower or something and it got reatatched but it never grew anyway the old lady let this guys band practice in her basement and one of the guys was banging the girl with the shriveled arm after a party or something and was making her lay on the arm and I remember him yelling at her to stay on top of the arm so he didn't have to look at it while he fucked her.
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Damn. Kinda takes the fun out of handcuffing her to the bed..
Yeah but how is she gonna stop you from putting it in door number 2?
same way she would if she had arms.... by kicking you in the balls
I couldn't bang a chick with no arms, I would freak out, but I guess there is always a guy out there that will bang anything
*points at Cheeky*
*points at Oranje*
*points at Wanko*
points at wanko too
*looks guilty
i think everyone on mucho is guilty
guilty as sin
ok, i'll do it!...
^slut.
Doesnt beat banging a chick with no legs. Accessibility.
Damn. Watching her go to the drive through was kinda creepy.
She was amazingly, well, handy
she must have abs of steel
I guess a hand job is out of the question.
a friendly foot fuck perhaps?
Concidering feet discust me as a rule.... I don't think i'll eb wiht this bitch any time soon.
thats ok alltimelow... we know you are gay.
i coulda said that for ya^
I bet she can type better than you, ATL.
haha, seeing her change her baby's diaper with her feet, got me thinking if she messed up, she could just say she stepped in some dog shit.
i wonder who used to wipe her ass during highschool
yeah now that I think of it, what if she was somewhere and had to take a crap, how would she wipe her ass?
She wouldn't...
I wanna fuck that cripple bitch so bad. She could give me footjob then toss my dirty salad (I don't wipe, EVER!). Then I would smack her around and call her a whore and tell her she deserved to lose her arms...
Good times, good times...
Ya sure know how to "woo" the women, dont ya...
lol
haha
Nothing like a filthy asshole to get my juices flowin
*spits out beer*
Jamiee has clearly been hanging around with dik too much.
Hahaha
Well, I guess you gotta hand it to her.
That's it, kitty, you're going to the pound...
Okay, but let me paws for a minute first.
sorry... cats... allergies... tourette's syndrome... you know...
you're a witty kitty tonight, eh?
i think someones been at the catnip again
I'm a witty kitty every......nitty?
that was pretty shitty
I agritty.
Its nice to see that shes overcoming her disability rather than the disability overcoming her.
or somebody cuming over her disability
I had a feeling someone was gonna say that.
I knew this guy in high school and there was this old lady in town that had a daughter who had gotten her arm cut off by a lawnmower or something and it got reatatched but it never grew anyway the old lady let this guys band practice in her basement and one of the guys was banging the girl with the shriveled arm after a party or something and was making her lay on the arm and I remember him yelling at her to stay on top of the arm so he didn't have to look at it while he fucked her.
Best run-on sentence EVER!
Thats an awesome story to tell at the bar.
wow, sad
only if you dont get a turn pounding that hot cripple vag.
I've never shagged a person with a physical disability but I did shag someone with tourettes. That was fun.
you could always say that she told you to fuck her in her ass.
Who said it was a she?
She can drive, but she can't give anybody the finger. Thats gotta suck.
if you trip her she lands on her face everytime
If she was a Mucho member, she wouldn't be able to prove it...
im convinced
sheesh, has that lady never heard of the second amendment?
She's at the shopping mall and needs to change her tampon........ um?
maybe she has extra long strings for removal, but reinsertion would be a bitch
nahh, she uses a paint ball gun to fire the new one in.
i've known about this lady from years ago..im proud of her...
Wiping the ass must be an adventure. Not to mention keeping the cooch clean.
Every outside corner in her house has a roll of toilet paper nailed to it.