explain majordix, because we could seriously use your masterful insight into whats going on.
as far as where we have "been" we are moving back to canada, so we are busy at the moment.
comment times should be fixed nowish hopefully however if thats what you are referring to
moving back? Wow, i bet the story behind that is interesting. LOL! But that totally sucks for ya'll because you will be right next to your favorite country again!
Christians believe the bible is their sword, which they are holding. Besides it would be too unsafe to actually go to bed with a real sword. That would just be stupid. Kind of like buying these PJ's for your kids.
Because, you figment of a crazy guys imagination (aka, Tyler_Durden), while the pen may be mightier than the sword, the sword is bigger, heavier and sharper.
"I do not aim my my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my gun; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart, motherfucker."
Ah so this is what Jackie Chan was fighting for in that film. Pity the plot actually totally forgets the Armour of God after the first 20 minutes or so.
Comments to Armor Of God Pajama Set!
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.... to fix the comments.
.... and a chocolate milk.
Seriously Yak, where the fuck you guys been!?! This place is fucking falling apart
explain majordix, because we could seriously use your masterful insight into whats going on.
as far as where we have "been" we are moving back to canada, so we are busy at the moment.
comment times should be fixed nowish hopefully however if thats what you are referring to
i bet my thread is higher then yours:P
damn it
moving back? Wow, i bet the story behind that is interesting. LOL! But that totally sucks for ya'll because you will be right next to your favorite country again!
Greenland???
Back to the land of the free? and beavers? and gay marriage rights?
<>< mantrain
Does it come made out of Kevlar ?
Do these little bastard children know the Bible requires them to give up their PJ's if someone asks for them, and give up their cloak as well?
and get on their hands and knees
and get them to..*grunts*..bend over
*fapfapfap*
where's the god damn sword?
Christians believe the bible is their sword, which they are holding. Besides it would be too unsafe to actually go to bed with a real sword. That would just be stupid. Kind of like buying these PJ's for your kids.
sweet.
Because, you figment of a crazy guys imagination (aka, Tyler_Durden), while the pen may be mightier than the sword, the sword is bigger, heavier and sharper.
"This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting, one is for fun"
Well people like to go to bed with guns, what harm could be done so long as your partner isn't on her period.
This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.
I must fire my rifle true.
I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,
the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.
We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
its sights, and its barrel.
I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.
I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God I swear this creed.
My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.
Actually, Roland didn't say that. Susanna did.
I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?
"I do not aim my my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my gun; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart, motherfucker."
Save your "this is my rifle" crap for defending the homeland...sorry son, your government is lying to you....
Smerf, I like Roland's quote better too :)
"this is my gun. i'll shoot u in the muthafuckin head u piece of shit. now DIE." i like mine better
can see a use for the shield but what fucking use is the bible ?
All correct answers.
you throw it at the heathens.
Like a true christian, you pretend you know what the fuck it says despite not understood the 3% of it that you read.
Even Christians need something to fap to.
lol @ hatechuguts
UV what do you mean Christians need something to fap to? The kids, or the bibles?
I'll take a set of it's number 666 and it's covered in goat's blood.
i want the hats
Order now and we'll include eternal salvation...ABSOLUTELY FREE!
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/
i still dont want to believe this is real.
i still dont want to believe this is real.
BELIEVE!
$40.00 for those pieces of shit. Man people will buy anything.
The PJs come with a velcro ass flap for easy access.
HooooooWEEEE! That boy could suck gold plate off a crucifix!
too funny
and lip gloss in case you are an extreme altar boy....
(that was meant to follow bumfuck)
MOTHERFUCKER!
hehheh
Dammit Balls you beat me too it. Stupid early submission.
Knights Templar
I put it on every morning its called beer breath and vomit pants. ....keeps all the evil spirits away
at least it's not c-4 vests and head scarves!
at least thats more fun than playing todd flanders...
"We get to have imaginary Christmas presents, YAYYYYY!!"
Ah so this is what Jackie Chan was fighting for in that film. Pity the plot actually totally forgets the Armour of God after the first 20 minutes or so.
LOL Yeah, that was a great film. Cheesy as hell, but that's what I look for in bad kung fu movies.
the little girl has a bit of a (beer?) belly :S
nah i think she's pregnant
Fucking Christians grasping at straws couldnt get their own original idea, this is a blatant ripoff of the Mormon funny undies , anyway id hit it.
Er... aren't Mormons simply a Christian denomination (or at least consider themselves to be)?
That's like saying retards are a simply a denomination of fucking retards. I can't remember where I was going with this.
Either way you look at it they are all fucked up.
Tyler_Durden says: "I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?"
Because the quran is bigger...?
You didn't get my point, and you are a replytard
Because the Crusaders were ordered by the Pope. Right?
i want just the pants..lol i'll give 2.99 for em too
it's a one-piece
Aren't these KKK jammies.
The shield pillow is to bite when the alcoholic right wing Christian father gets home looking for some tight lovin.
Is is just me, or are the girl jammies WAY sexier than the boy jammies?