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Armor Of God Pajama Set!

I'm gonna let Santa Claus know that all of you here at Mucho Sucko have been very good so you will all get a pair!!! Except Playa4 and Mystapler24.

Armor Of God Pajama Set!

Armor Of God Pajama Set!
Armor Of God Pajama Set!

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Comments to Armor Of God Pajama Set!

  • yak
    yak 2007-02-22T14:52:01Z says:

    NEED

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-22T15:34:16Z says:

      .... to fix the comments.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-22T20:34:21Z says:

      .... and a chocolate milk.

    • majordix
      majordix 2007-02-22T20:56:14Z says:

      Seriously Yak, where the fuck you guys been!?! This place is fucking falling apart

    • yak
      yak 2007-02-22T23:22:47Z says:

      explain majordix, because we could seriously use your masterful insight into whats going on.
      as far as where we have "been" we are moving back to canada, so we are busy at the moment.
      comment times should be fixed nowish hopefully however if thats what you are referring to

    • dugdug44
      dugdug44 2007-02-22T23:27:47Z says:

      i bet my thread is higher then yours:P

    • dugdug44
      dugdug44 2007-02-22T23:28:05Z says:

      damn it

    • K-Billy
      K-Billy 2007-02-23T00:53:56Z says:

      moving back? Wow, i bet the story behind that is interesting. LOL! But that totally sucks for ya'll because you will be right next to your favorite country again!

    • legaldick
      legaldick 2007-02-23T02:48:21Z says:

      Greenland???

    • mantrain
      mantrain 2007-02-23T21:19:44Z says:

      Back to the land of the free? and beavers? and gay marriage rights?

      <>< mantrain

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2007-02-24T03:02:57Z says:

      Does it come made out of Kevlar ?

  • UVsaturated
    UVsaturated 2007-02-22T15:03:47Z says:

    Do these little bastard children know the Bible requires them to give up their PJ's if someone asks for them, and give up their cloak as well?

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-22T17:31:25Z says:

      and get on their hands and knees

    • Victorious
      Victorious 2007-02-23T00:56:08Z says:

      and get them to..*grunts*..bend over
      *fapfapfap*

  • DieterR
    DieterR 2007-02-22T17:05:30Z says:

    where's the god damn sword?

    • UVsaturated
      UVsaturated 2007-02-22T15:00:24Z says:

      Christians believe the bible is their sword, which they are holding. Besides it would be too unsafe to actually go to bed with a real sword. That would just be stupid. Kind of like buying these PJ's for your kids.

    • suthernkiwi
      suthernkiwi 2007-02-22T16:54:01Z says:

      sweet.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-22T18:19:57Z says:

      Because, you figment of a crazy guys imagination (aka, Tyler_Durden), while the pen may be mightier than the sword, the sword is bigger, heavier and sharper.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-22T20:17:58Z says:

      "This is my rifle, this is my gun. One is for shooting, one is for fun"

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-22T20:36:30Z says:

      Well people like to go to bed with guns, what harm could be done so long as your partner isn't on her period.

      This is my rifle.

      There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

      My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.

      I must master it as I must master my life.

      My rifle without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless.

      I must fire my rifle true.

      I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

      I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

      My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire,

      the noise of our bursts, nor the smoke we make.

      We know it is the hits that count. We will hit...

      My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life.

      Thus, I will learn it as a brother.

      I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories,
      its sights, and its barrel.

      I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage.

      I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.

      We will become part of each other. We will...

      Before God I swear this creed.

      My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.

      We are the masters of our enemy.

      We are the saviors of my life.

      So be it, until there is no enemy, but PEACE.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-22T22:31:26Z says:

      Actually, Roland didn't say that. Susanna did.

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-22T22:32:01Z says:

      I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-22T23:29:54Z says:

      "I do not aim my my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
      I do not shoot with my gun; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind.
      I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart, motherfucker."

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T23:38:05Z says:

      Save your "this is my rifle" crap for defending the homeland...sorry son, your government is lying to you....

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T00:59:58Z says:

      Smerf, I like Roland's quote better too :)

    • nazfuckingarn
      nazfuckingarn 2007-02-23T18:40:13Z says:

      "this is my gun. i'll shoot u in the muthafuckin head u piece of shit. now DIE." i like mine better

  • fries-please
    fries-please 2007-02-22T17:24:58Z says:

    can see a use for the shield but what fucking use is the bible ?

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-22T15:37:40Z says:

      All correct answers.

    • hatechaguts
      hatechaguts 2007-02-22T17:29:54Z says:

      you throw it at the heathens.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-22T19:25:55Z says:

      Like a true christian, you pretend you know what the fuck it says despite not understood the 3% of it that you read.

    • UVsaturated
      UVsaturated 2007-02-22T20:01:02Z says:

      Even Christians need something to fap to.

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:08:43Z says:

      lol @ hatechuguts

    • pleep
      pleep 2007-02-24T03:38:58Z says:

      UV what do you mean Christians need something to fap to? The kids, or the bibles?

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2007-02-22T17:36:38Z says:

    I'll take a set of it's number 666 and it's covered in goat's blood.

  • BzaWack
    BzaWack 2007-02-22T17:40:30Z says:

    i want the hats

  • Thought_Criminal
    Thought_Criminal 2007-02-22T18:25:37Z says:

    Order now and we'll include eternal salvation...ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

    • shitpump1
      shitpump1 2007-02-22T19:14:52Z says:

      i still dont want to believe this is real.

    • shitpump1
      shitpump1 2007-02-22T19:14:54Z says:

      i still dont want to believe this is real.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-22T19:22:40Z says:

      BELIEVE!

    • Twisted1
      Twisted1 2007-02-26T03:50:08Z says:

      $40.00 for those pieces of shit. Man people will buy anything.

  • Balls_Malone
    Balls_Malone 2007-02-22T19:36:36Z says:

    The PJs come with a velcro ass flap for easy access.

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-22T15:18:09Z says:

      HooooooWEEEE! That boy could suck gold plate off a crucifix!

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:07:29Z says:

      too funny

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:09:31Z says:

      and lip gloss in case you are an extreme altar boy....

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-22T20:18:30Z says:

      (that was meant to follow bumfuck)

    • Balls_Malone
      Balls_Malone 2007-02-22T20:18:46Z says:

      MOTHERFUCKER!

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:20:53Z says:

      hehheh

    • Babies Kill You
      Babies Kill You 2007-02-23T01:01:09Z says:

      Dammit Balls you beat me too it. Stupid early submission.

  • Chicken_Head
    Chicken_Head 2007-02-22T19:40:30Z says:

    Knights Templar

  • Bumfuckio
    Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:07:08Z says:

    I put it on every morning its called beer breath and vomit pants. ....keeps all the evil spirits away

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2007-02-22T20:09:24Z says:

    at least it's not c-4 vests and head scarves!

    • Bumfuckio
      Bumfuckio 2007-02-22T20:10:13Z says:

      at least thats more fun than playing todd flanders...

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-22T22:43:22Z says:

      "We get to have imaginary Christmas presents, YAYYYYY!!"

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-22T20:38:54Z says:

    Ah so this is what Jackie Chan was fighting for in that film. Pity the plot actually totally forgets the Armour of God after the first 20 minutes or so.

    • smerf
      smerf 2007-02-22T23:22:23Z says:

      LOL Yeah, that was a great film. Cheesy as hell, but that's what I look for in bad kung fu movies.

  • Whakka
    Whakka 2007-02-22T22:30:25Z says:

    the little girl has a bit of a (beer?) belly :S

    • nazfuckingarn
      nazfuckingarn 2007-02-23T18:41:44Z says:

      nah i think she's pregnant

  • Wrecka67
    Wrecka67 2007-02-22T23:11:02Z says:

    Fucking Christians grasping at straws couldnt get their own original idea, this is a blatant ripoff of the Mormon funny undies , anyway id hit it.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-02-23T05:20:20Z says:

      Er... aren't Mormons simply a Christian denomination (or at least consider themselves to be)?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-02-23T05:48:00Z says:

      That's like saying retards are a simply a denomination of fucking retards. I can't remember where I was going with this.

    • Wrecka67
      Wrecka67 2007-02-24T07:43:34Z says:

      Either way you look at it they are all fucked up.

  • Xugaa
    Xugaa 2007-02-23T00:43:01Z says:

    Tyler_Durden says: "I wonder why the crusaders didn't use bibles as weapons?"

    Because the quran is bigger...?

    • Tyler_Durden
      Tyler_Durden 2007-02-23T01:19:39Z says:

      You didn't get my point, and you are a replytard

    • cheewoo462
      cheewoo462 2007-02-23T04:15:28Z says:

      Because the Crusaders were ordered by the Pope. Right?

  • Civeta Dei
    Civeta Dei 2007-02-23T00:58:45Z says:

    i want just the pants..lol i'll give 2.99 for em too

    • loopy5689
      loopy5689 2007-02-22T21:08:18Z says:

      it's a one-piece

  • keg74
    keg74 2007-02-23T07:49:07Z says:

    Aren't these KKK jammies.

  • AntiHero78
    AntiHero78 2007-02-23T13:30:04Z says:

    The shield pillow is to bite when the alcoholic right wing Christian father gets home looking for some tight lovin.

  • ClaudeBallz
    ClaudeBallz 2007-02-27T22:59:32Z says:

    Is is just me, or are the girl jammies WAY sexier than the boy jammies?

n3gative3
posted February 22, 2007