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Arrow Guillotine

My arrow of chose if I hunted.

Arrow Guillotine

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  • avatar_ignis
    avatar_ignis 2006-06-09T01:00:22Z says:

    boom headshot!

  • fuckyouufuckinfuck
    fuckyouufuckinfuck 2006-06-09T01:07:01Z says:

    i feel bad for those animals that get hunted. not cause they die, but because they die thinking they are going to get laid, and they never do.

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2006-06-09T01:13:27Z says:

    hmm i think this arrows are good, at least they dont suffer...

    and i think the rednecks that fired them are the same ones from the "we are having a party" post

  • Krisqo00
    Krisqo00 2006-06-09T01:22:41Z says:

    i wanna see a human get shot in the head with one.... bet that would make an interesting video

  • chapel_ca
    chapel_ca 2006-06-09T01:25:10Z says:

    ^ I was thinking the same thing

  • Synwolf666
    Synwolf666 2006-06-09T01:33:50Z says:

    Attach a boat propeller to the tip of a whaling harpoon and fire it out of a crossbow fashioned out of welded together steel beams and towing cord.

    Then you could use this set-up for something larger than a turkey. >=D

  • Wario7793
    Wario7793 2006-06-09T01:43:21Z says:

    Just don't let Cheney get his hands on these...

  • FrankenPengie
    FrankenPengie 2006-06-09T01:50:25Z says:

    <--- not advocating vegetarianism or animal rights anything

    "at least they dont suffer"

    Prove it.

  • Krisqo00
    Krisqo00 2006-06-09T02:09:50Z says:

    its kinda like if you would put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger do you think you would feel anything... if you do try make sure you tape it.... just trying to "prove it"

  • SFBOB
    SFBOB 2006-06-09T02:28:43Z says:

    Hahaha.... What a product!!! It fucking takes the head clear off!!! Everyone can shut up too.... You ALL eat turkey on Thanksgiving as I dont think many vegans would be on mucho sucko. If you saw how they kill em at the plant you'd for sure opt for a Arrow Guillotine Killed bird over Foster Farms killed bird.

  • amh1010
    amh1010 2006-06-09T02:29:21Z says:

    "Little did he know that Corey Skelling was recently promoted to guillotine commander, just this spring..."

  • RSF^5
    RSF^5 2006-06-09T02:32:01Z says:

    It would suck if the hunter was a bad shot and it just like took a chunk out of its head without actually taking the head off and the bird just bled out

  • Ralph27972
    Ralph27972 2006-06-09T02:57:52Z says:

    I actually am a vegetarian, and yes I do think most hunting is dumb, not because i'm a vegetarian, but because they do it in such a lazy ass way... if he was actually out and about all rambo style and chasing the birds and taking running shots i'd have a little more respect, but sitting in a artificial shelter that probably costs a few hundred dollars, for a few hours playing with a kazoo to make the birds come and present themselves to you is just fucking stupid, you don't have to be atheletic or more "fit" as a species, just lazy and able to shoot an arrow or bullet after you've had a few beers. That or physically chasing them down/pouncing on them from a tree, now that would be far more entertaining.

  • Virginslayer
    Virginslayer 2006-06-09T03:12:21Z says:

    For turkeys its not so much a kazoo, its a little wooden box that you scrape a thin peice of wood over, and it makes a perfect turkey call. Im cooking a wild turkey soon here. gonna smoke it. Quoting jim gaffagin, "do you know what they do to those animals?" "no but its delicious"

  • Silver_Tiger
    Silver_Tiger 2006-06-09T03:39:31Z says:

    that was sooo messed up when they shot the male when it was screwing the female after he was done maybe but not in the middle i mean come on

  • Grim
    Grim 2006-06-09T03:45:12Z says:

    I wanna see what happens with a solid body shot.

  • CapnJohn
    CapnJohn 2006-06-09T03:59:40Z says:

    Ralph27972, how do you think most carnivores in the wild hunt? They sure as hell don't run around all rambo style scaring the hell out of their prey (exceptions being the Cheetah, the Wolf Pack, and a Pride of Lions, and a few others). Most animal Hunters stalk their prey quietly, or lay in wait for them, and when they're least expected, bam, out they jump, taking their prey down quick and clean, and usually with a little bit of suffering that comes from being choked to death.

    "You just have to be able to shoot an arrow or bullet after you've had a few beers." If you're drinking beer and hunting, you're a complete and utter fuckwit and you deserve to shoot your dick off, or your mate's, or both yours and your mate's. Serious Hunters do not drink alcohol while hunting.

    "you just have to be able to shoot an arrow or bullet". You obviously have no clue how much skill is required to hit your target with a bullet, let alone an arrow. It's a bit harder than you think, Ralphy boy.

    Now, why don't you run along and eat some more vegetables, and I'll continue eating some venison and turkey from animals I've personally hunted and killed.

    Virginslayer, that's an awesome Jim Gaffagin quote :D

  • shaggy120
    shaggy120 2006-06-09T04:39:50Z says:

    totaly cracked out

  • PaulmanMN
    PaulmanMN 2006-06-09T04:55:50Z says:

    Well said CapnJohn, Well said. Pass the moose burgers please. GOd damn vegand and animal rights pussies...we should hunt THEM.....

  • adambomb
    adambomb 2006-06-09T05:10:21Z says:

    Ralph is an idiot.

  • dovriot
    dovriot 2006-06-09T05:32:29Z says:

    yah im not a vegetarian but i still think that animals should suffer as little as possible, so this is cool IF you hit the neck, but how hard does that actually have to be? ive shot arrows with NO success whatsoever<br>
    im SURE that a lot of hunters drink while they hunt so i can only imagine the kind of suffering one of them would cause if they got their hands on these arrows. in the right hands though, this would be about as humane as just cutting the head off i suppose

  • ^Jasper
    ^Jasper 2006-06-09T08:11:06Z says:

    hey guys, where does the arrow end up?

  • Jita
    Jita 2006-06-09T08:13:17Z says:

    Do all americans pronounce it Gee-ya-teen by the way? inbred sons of bitches.

  • Count_Herbie
    Count_Herbie 2006-06-09T08:52:53Z says:

    He put a cap on his head right afterwards like...like...a redneck.

  • $nake
    $nake 2006-06-09T09:14:53Z says:

    wtf is going on here? Hunting turkeys who are standing absolutely still? The fucking idiots could just run up to a big fat turkey and catch it with their hands. That isn't hunting, what they are doing is hunt simulation. It feels like the real thing to them but it is nothing like real hunting. A bit like MS Flight Simulator gamers think they are really flying a plane.

  • KJELL
    KJELL 2006-06-09T10:15:29Z says:

    yeah there pussy's,shoot an bear or a rhino with one of these,then you are a man.

  • EvilWatermelon
    EvilWatermelon 2006-06-09T10:57:30Z says:

    Ralphy??????? FROM A CHRISTMAS STORY??????? He can't have a gun he'd shoot his fucking eye out!!!!!!

  • dirtyrottensteve
    dirtyrottensteve 2006-06-09T11:55:52Z says:

    That are my arrow of chose too!

  • Volcano
    Volcano 2006-06-09T12:21:21Z says:

    well i shuld have said that they suffer less than a normal arrow that would make them bleed to death. this way the brain simply doestn get oxygen and ceases to function quite fast. so yeah... they kinda dont suffer at all

  • Xon
    Xon 2006-06-09T13:18:26Z says:

    At least when an animal gets attacked by another animal it has some fucking idea what the hell is going on and has a chance to fight back or flee. Guns, bows, and other hunting weapons give animals almost no warning before they are dead or mortally wounded.

    Prey can, over time, adapt to the preditors that hunt it so as to have a higher chance of survival. How could something adapt to a bullet? Run around in random fucking directions all the time?

    Early man used rocks, knives, and spears to kill animals. That probably took quite a bit of skill, coordination, and effort. Then came the bow and arrow, a little bit easier to use. Today, we have guns. Point, shoot, and you win. Not much skill or effort to it. And none of you fuckers tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about because I was born into a hunting family and they had me shoot guns all the time. Anyway, what's next? You push a button and a fucking stealthed robot goes out and kills a moose and brings it back to you. It wouldn't surprise me.

  • Krisqo00
    Krisqo00 2006-06-09T13:47:11Z says:

    actually if you where "born into a hunting family" then you would know that there is a little skill involved you can't just simply point and shoot, and not every animal that is shot dies there are some that get away, and WTF are you complaining about are you one of them veggies to?

  • Derk
    Derk 2006-06-09T14:08:19Z says:

    hahahahahah! That is AWSOME! Watch their little heads roll!

  • Xon
    Xon 2006-06-09T14:12:01Z says:

    Yeah, moron. I'm a vegitarian. Because everybody that's against hunting is automatically a fucking vegitarian. Grow a brain, please.

    Yes, there is a little skill involved in using a gun. There are factors to take into account such as the target's motion, trajectory influence from gravity and wind, uncalibrated sights, etc. Yes, indeed it does take technical skill and understanding: not everyone who has never used a rifle in his or her life could pick it up and get a kill shot the first day. But comparing a hunting with a fucking rifle to running around with a spear and knife. The animal will probably have a chance to see you before you throw your spear. It will have a chance to react.

    Nothing can react fast enough to dodge a fucking bullet.

    An animal that gets wounded by a predator or even by a spear thrown by a human will have memories of what happened and might be able to avoid a similar incident in the future. An animal that is wounded by a bullet has no fucking clue what happened. One second it was grazing and the next second it was in excruciating pain and there is a load bang. It runs like hell and the only thing it remembers is one horrible, traumatic experience.

    My point is that throughout history it is getting easier and easier to "hunt" and the game is having less and less of a chance to survive and less and less of an opportunity to react or even comprehend the threat we pose to it.

    Would you say that it takes "skill" target a deer with a pin-point death laser mounted on a satellite, and push the kill button? Less skill than using a rifle, right?

  • Krisqo00
    Krisqo00 2006-06-09T14:37:43Z says:

    Guss you do kinda have a point there..... i think ill go craft a bow and some arrows now, anyone have any idea how to make arrowheads?

  • Iniquity
    Iniquity 2006-06-09T14:55:15Z says:

    "Would you say that it takes "skill" target a deer with a pin-point death laser mounted on a satellite, and push the kill button? Less skill than using a rifle, right?"

    ....I want a Satellite guided deathray now....

  • macaroo
    macaroo 2006-06-09T15:01:36Z says:

    The ultimate killing machine is a Predator UAV prowling the skies of Iraq, unseen & unheard, armed with a couple of Hellfire missiles and controlled by a 23 year old airman stationed in Nellis AFB in Nevada. Gets you in the crosshairs, pulls the trigger and you are toast!

  • chapel_ca
    chapel_ca 2006-06-09T15:10:07Z says:

    ^ yeah but does this 'drone' come equipped with a special towel-head mating call?

  • TsakHerkuum
    TsakHerkuum 2006-06-09T15:44:59Z says:

    Well, I guess out of shape balding white men have to feel tough some how.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-06-09T16:11:29Z says:

    ^^^ LOL.

    But really Xon, if every animal were like your wishes, then the whole animal kingdom would collapse. You would have animals that could not be caught. Could adapt to any predator situation. Is that what you want? You think that if a mouse could see a snake speeding towards it then life would be fair? Grow up you retard.

    Hunting is what kept humans alive, and still does today in some parts of the world. Just because we can "push a button" to make a kill, does not automatically mean we dont deserve to hunt anymore. Why do you think people still hunt with bows and arrows, it's precisely because they dont want to use a gun. There is more skill involved. Have you ever shot a bow and arrow? You claim you used to hunt, but it seems as if you have somewhere along the way lost all respect. A pity. Or, a ruse for sympathy.

    Your rant is one of the most retarded things I have ever read. Go drink some aloe vera juice you green kook.

  • K-Billy
    K-Billy 2006-06-09T16:12:40Z says:

    OH, lol at Chapel, not tsakjerbal.

  • yak
    yak 2006-06-09T17:07:31Z says:

    um i would have to guess that having your brain separated from your body would get rid of MOST feeling of you dying.... considering your spine is severed and all......
    getting your head cut off in one quick motion is one of the most humane ways of killing anything (that goes for people who used to get their heads chopped off with the guillotine and such)... only thing that would suck for the bird would be being hit in the chest or side with one of these things.. they would leave a pretty nasty mess... or losing one of them in the bush without a tether and having some kid step on them (ive stepped on a broadhead before and it tore my foot to shreds before i even knew i stepped on it, no pain until i saw what happend)... but when you go bird hunting you generally have a line on your arrows anyway...
    so.... if they are shot well.. most likely no pain at all... its just like getting shot with a normal arrow almost... they are so sharp the animals don't really even feel them... if you go bear hunting with a bow youll see that kind of proof... shoot a bear.. itll go through them and the bear will continue to eat or whatever it was doing.

  • dovriot
    dovriot 2006-06-09T17:12:09Z says:

    K-billy well if you think about it, the prey would adapt and then the predators would adapt<br>
    so everying is brought up

  • Booddles
    Booddles 2006-06-09T17:53:04Z says:

    Lot of Ted Nugents on this site...

    YEEAAH! THE NUGE!

  • tman333
    tman333 2006-06-10T03:09:04Z says:

    "Coming next year; the Deer Guillotine!" The deer taxidermy and head mounting would be simpler.

  • yak
    yak 2006-06-10T03:14:59Z says:

    you just launch the deer guillotine with a siege crossbow :P

  • JuggaloFromHell
    JuggaloFromHell 2006-06-10T03:55:52Z says:

    SAVE THE ANIMALS!!!!!!!!!!!! eat a vegitarian...

  • chairman_of_the_bored
    chairman_of_the_bored 2006-06-10T12:40:14Z says:

    I'd say it would be a good way to kill game to <eat> considering how little stress is put on the animal than (say) grabbing it and trying to break its neck, chop its head off, cut its throat, drown it, plunge it in boiling water etc. Also less stress usually means better meat. This of course is provided you don't hit something other than its head/neck cleanly.

  • r3db4r0n
    r3db4r0n 2006-06-10T21:49:03Z says:

    I noticed all of the anti hunting comments here seem to imply that hunting has been made easy with the advent of fire arms (which have been around for more than 600 years...bow/arrow, muzzler loader or semi auto shotgun you usually only get one chance at a shot when it comes to turkey's).

    What's simply being over looked here is that turkeys are one of the hardest animals to hunt in the world. Turkeys are renowned for their immaculate eye sight, hearing, ability to see in colour and overall "nervousness" make the turkey an exceptionall hard animal to hunt (its not uncommon for a hunter to go two or three seasons without a bird after starting out). Even an experinced hunter can spoil his hunt with a slight out of place movement (rustling of a boot or handmovment).

    It's much more complicated than pointing and shooting, especially with a bow

Stephen
posted June 10, 2006

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