Oh Snap...the original bucked-vagina attention-ho is stopping by for tea. How nice. (Watch out all you other attention hos...the sad fucks around here REALLY love this chasm-crotch).
As much as I love to disappoint you...I'm a MAN with PECTORALS. In my prime at 32, and in good shape. I don't have titties for you to suckle, I'm afraid. I know at YOUR age and condition things tend to move south. They make push-up bras for your kind...didn't you know?
Dik's popular because he's a nice guy (although recently he has seemed very angry and bitter), not because he is good at pwning people. The fact is he isn't, and never has been, good at it. I think I have seen him pwn someone really good like a couple of times, maybe. Although, we used to make a decent tag team once in a while.
In all fairness, the definition of a 'pwn' is very vague. I'd like to reserve it for when someone is proven wrong or actually made to look extremely foolish.
I have never been offended by someone making mocking my user name (I'm not just talking about you Hank, lots of idiot noobs try it too) & lts be honest, Irish likes to claim 'pwns' for no reason whatsoever.
All you guys who are accusing these women of being porn starts are being quite offensive to women who just like having sex...in front of the camera...in groups...with 'unusual' guys...
Comments to Asian nerd gets lucky
the girls got lucky
yeah
how'd he get three sluts?...probly owns a comic book store and has lots of money
He's got the eye of the tiger.
enter the slagon!
He connected their Xbox 360 to their wireless network for them.
Are these the same 3 sluts as with the other nerd?
Nope.
Yep.
go asian guy!
This is sort of like the Mucho version of "Make a Wish".
I dont know why he dont off himself, how much better can life get?
It was the glasses that attracted them right.
All about being good at maths.
how do u get 3 when yo dick is so very small
Maybe he's a good listener.
maybe it's porn and they're actors....
Oh Snap.
I've never heard that one before...
Golly jee, Really?
Oh snap!
Oh Snap...the original bucked-vagina attention-ho is stopping by for tea. How nice. (Watch out all you other attention hos...the sad fucks around here REALLY love this chasm-crotch).
^hank's friend...bravo hank...good call..seems like a good guy
Oh purlleeease! Are you really trying this tactic, now? Haven't you run out of straws to clutch yet?
tits or get the fuck out
are you expecting hank to rescue you again?...shall i pwn both of you once more?
tits girly...pic or fuck off
Hahaha! You honestly need psychitric help don't you? Is this the early signs of dementia...delusion? You couldn't pwn a K-Mart handbag.
*psychiatric
make with the tits slut
As much as I love to disappoint you...I'm a MAN with PECTORALS. In my prime at 32, and in good shape. I don't have titties for you to suckle, I'm afraid. I know at YOUR age and condition things tend to move south. They make push-up bras for your kind...didn't you know?
Dik's popular because he's a nice guy (although recently he has seemed very angry and bitter), not because he is good at pwning people. The fact is he isn't, and never has been, good at it. I think I have seen him pwn someone really good like a couple of times, maybe. Although, we used to make a decent tag team once in a while.
Pretty random, but okay!
We all have shit going on in our lives...no need to become a major cunt-pustule is there?
In all fairness, the definition of a 'pwn' is very vague. I'd like to reserve it for when someone is proven wrong or actually made to look extremely foolish.
I have never been offended by someone making mocking my user name (I'm not just talking about you Hank, lots of idiot noobs try it too) & lts be honest, Irish likes to claim 'pwns' for no reason whatsoever.
We need to clarify things.
No, we don't really need to clarify things, but you are definitely right about Irish. He sometimes claims pwns for the stupidest shit.
Yes we do.
Pwn: when someone is proven wrong or actually made to look extremely foolish.
Done.
Hmm. There are a few like that here. I have never claimed to 'pwn' anyone to my knowledge...but nor do I feel I have ever been pwned.
I don't like your definition, Oranje.
everyone on this thread is a PWN star!
I think that pretty well covers what would constitute a pwn. What would you change?
I don't like it, because you wrote it.
You can't force your foreign ideas on me.
You're being negative.
Can you at least stick to calling me O-Rang when you're being grumpy, so I know the score.
You didn't put hank's name in the definition.
I just pwned everyone in this thread.
The score is Hank 100 jillion to Oranje -3.2. Sorry, that's the final score. You lose.
*orders a review*
RECOUNT.... RE-COUNT!
There might have been a few hanging chads.
More like cling-ons
Haha, Irish
????????
haha
rish being subtle, and you missed it
I'm nothing if not subtle.
Why is it that when I click on my name at the top of the page, James T Kirk pops up?
I thought that was quite funny too.
when i done it before some noob pooped up. now its also james.
I'm ever-present.
like any random noob.
Excuse me? Did you just infer I'm a noob?
Last night it was skulk!?
I was just wanting to see if my comment count broke 150 yet.
nono james, i wanted to point out that you are as everpresent as any random noob.
I never miss anything, Possum, you disgusting noob.
150? Hahahahaha, that's about 5 days of comments for me.
I'm only one comment away from....
25,000!!!!!!!!!!
Woo hoooo!!!! *bells ringing, dancing girls appearing out of nowhere, confetti falling from the sky*
Congratulations, Hank, you have just won...
Absolutely nothing.
TA DAAH!
i think should win a bj off 1rish1
^Hank should
I did.
Possum was sucking Irish's cock.
And he had a fish sticking out of his ass.
Which Hank promptly ate as sashimi
Fail. It was already battered and fried. How'd the chips taste, Cheeky?
Get a bitch to smoke enough meth and her dumb ass'll do a lot
of motherfuckin' things.
Sour grapes, eh?
Not at all, Just speaking from personal, Um what was that?
These are the same bitches that fucked the other nerd guy...talk about being typecast.....
What do you expect?
The guy looks non-threatening.
And he does not have the macho-hype
of his so-called 'hung' peers.
Besides, what is the point
of the ego-boosting huge penises
when their owners re self-engrossed
instead of the girls' orgasm?
you do know that this is a porn, and those are porn stars... right rectumstretcher?
... or are you just trying to vent..
What is this "porn" you speak of? Those are just 3 upstanding female citizens and a lucky out-of-towner.
This guy was just asking if they could help him with some directions, but his pronounciation isn't so good and sooo........
they thought he was saying...
...Wooood yorrr tweeee lady wike to touch maa wuv wod
No, he was try to say directions, but they thought he was saying erections.
Jeez, I hate when I have to spell things out like this.
You guys should write a porn.
Sure, you want to be a fluffer on the set?
Thanks, but no thanks. I'll star if you don't mind. I mean If this little Asian guy can do it who can't?
mulva?
All you guys who are accusing these women of being porn starts are being quite offensive to women who just like having sex...in front of the camera...in groups...with 'unusual' guys...
Are you sure? Maybe women who just like having sex in front of the camera in groups with 'unusual' guys like being accused of being porn stars.
The thing is, Oranje likes having sex with "unusual" girls in front of the camera
*guys
*sheep
*appendages
*english
(I'm not really sure which word is being replaced here. Is it girls?)
Yes, which makes mine less funny. Shit.
Fail.
okay, Hard Chimpanzee...
who you gonna call,
to get your Rocks Off?
Hey PissOn, you fucking little spastic ass blister. Get back on your meds and try annoying me with something that makes a bit more sense.
English girls haha
Lol these comments are priceless this is why I visit Mucho everyday
i visit here because of a court order
Is the blonde Courtney Simpson?
Can someone give me the name of this full video?
charlie chan and the mysterious case of the three skank-pigs!
Bobby I liked your old avatar better. It made me so horny.
Aw fuck.
I could have tried to cover that but I guess the classy thing would be to admit that CruelHM was supposed to say that.
^Dumbass.
In case I get banned...
Fuck you cruelhomo.
Fuck you hank.
Fuck you whunu.
lol
hahahaha...cruel you total fag
Just kidding, it's not me.
It's you.
hahaha shit
Jesus... I can't tell who's saying it.
Then just shut up.
I wish I knew the name of the full video otherwise I would've posted it.
Nerd hunting - fuck team five, i downloaded it, there is a paki they fuck who cant get hard
you could have at least tried to use the reply button to one of the people that asked.
how is this possible?!
Nerd fucker girls rule!
does anybody here notice that they do this nerd hunting shit for the nerdy publicum that jerks off to internetporn the whole day? like you guys.
i only watch such shit for inspiration.
To those who want the full thing: http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4541027/Phoenix_Marie__amp__Friends_are_Nerd_Hunting_-_%5BNEW%5D_FuckTeamFive.co