Asian Phone Book

Comments to Asian Phone Book

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  possum 2008-10-01T04:12:07Z says:

  last!

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    exojjl 2008-10-01T08:07:51Z says:

    smart.
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  smerf 2008-10-01T04:13:05Z says:

  When I used to work retail, one of the customers that came in was named Fuk Yu.

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    possum 2008-10-01T04:17:53Z says:

    used to work with a middle aged lady named Fuk Fun Chan
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    jacq 2008-10-01T05:52:55Z says:

    There's a name in Vietnamese like this: Duong Phuc Duc
    Don't laugh LOL
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    jacq 2008-10-01T06:06:26Z says:

    If you travel to Vietnam, don't be "surprised" if someone asks you: Can you give me some thousand "dong"? LOL
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    Bull 2008-10-01T06:10:32Z says:

    I work with a Man Ho. He was very descrete.
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    Mako 2008-10-01T08:02:36Z says:

    I know an Asian hooker named Fuk Mi.
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    Mannynub 2008-10-01T11:18:33Z says:

    I used to date a Fat Krak Ho. She was Korean I think.
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  Thought 2008-10-01T04:19:58Z says:

  This is as funny as what others think when they think that you think this is funny.

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    MrFugsmucker 2008-10-01T19:16:25Z says:

    Am I right in thinking that you're thinking that folk on here actually think about thinking what people think?
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    supernova 2008-10-01T20:43:44Z says:

    If he thought that then he's just dumb....
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  HankChinaski 2008-10-01T04:25:29Z says:

  Wei Tu Yung is my favorite Chinese dish.

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    1rish1 2008-10-01T05:05:29Z says:

    Cream of sum yung guy is your favorite.
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    NoobosaurusRex 2008-10-01T05:11:20Z says:

    I heard it was the Pu Pu Platter w/ a side of Cream of Sum Yung Guy. and for some reason, he always starts off with a shot in the mouth of Saki-Saki.

    STFU StankWimpAssRE-ply. Wei Tu Ghey is more your style puta.
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    1rish1 2008-10-01T05:13:58Z says:

    whammy
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T05:18:43Z says:

    Ah, the mole has stuck it's head out.
    
    Nice to see you again, Nubs w/ Soy Sauce. What's your favorite dish, Kum Ahn Mai Chin? I heard when you go to a chinese restaurant, you forget your wallet on purpose, then offer to blow all the cooks and dishwashers as compensation. You get your meal, then dessert, too. Works out good for you, doesn't it?
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T05:21:00Z says:

    Irish, you are going to lose all your street cred if you keep whammying poofs like Nubs here.
    
    Don't you have any standards?
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    possum 2008-10-01T05:21:04Z says:

    i wuz wondrin when rish and noobrex would hook up...
    cool, bros - as long as you can bridge the generational and gender gaps ...who needs wimmin?
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    1rish1 2008-10-01T05:23:20Z says:

    I have standards. I think its funny to get their hopes up. Kinda make them feel accepted before they eventually get run off.

    Shut the fuck up, possum.
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T05:27:26Z says:

    Wow, subtle strategy. I wouldn't expect that from you.
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T05:34:36Z says:

    NoobSoySauce can fit 25 fortune cookies in his rectum without breaking any of them.
    
    Confucious say: It belly stinky in here. Who turned out da right?
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    possum 2008-10-01T05:35:27Z says:

    made me laugh again, hank
    unfortunatly pooed my pants at the same time...
    yeah - rish, you win, too...
    at least until i get some clean undies on my ass - rite now i'm a bit preoccupied
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    possum 2008-10-01T05:36:18Z says:

    pre-occupooed?
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    NoobosaurusRex 2008-10-01T06:41:49Z says:

    Dont go lying to the masses again DrankLimeAndSkeet, I dont go to Chinese restaurants so u fail. two, i never would have thought of that strategy of forgetting the wallet, so ur experiences and wisdom show there. 25 fortune cookies in the rectum? Totally random, but we all seen how you can fit 25 cocks in your rectum before starting to bleed HIV all over them...goatesie (sp?)motherfucker.
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    K-Billy 2008-10-01T07:38:03Z says:

    god so many battles hank. i'm impressed. btw. it sounds like a rush limbaugh cock fest in here with all the nick names.
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T09:03:40Z says:

    Don't embarrass yourself with any replies as lame as that one was, KnobbySoySauce. Please, try harder.
    
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    HankChinaski 2008-10-01T09:08:40Z says:

    I heard General Tso screams out Kung Pow! when NubsAndSauce chokes his chicken.
    
    "Kung Poowwwwwww!!!!! Ooooohhh!! Honorable Mr. KnobSauce, I am pleasure to lecieve your selvices as Chief Chicken Choker. Belly good, lun along now.
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  DoubleC 2008-10-01T05:09:02Z says:

  [GOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGG]

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    exojjl 2008-10-01T08:10:37Z says:

    [BOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGG] hit
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  FatPat 2008-10-01T05:55:59Z says:

  I once knew a guy named zxcv who thought he was funny. Oh, wait, never mind

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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-01T06:07:38Z says:

    That comment begs a humorous impromptu limerick, but nothing rhymes with zxcv..
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    FatPat 2008-10-01T06:25:08Z says:

    There once was a fella named zxcv,
    Who attempted to create a missive,
    He tried with no luck, his humor did suck,
    So instead became quite submissive.
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    FatPat 2008-10-01T06:26:20Z says:

    Howzat, Roland?
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    exojjl 2008-10-01T08:16:52Z says:

    there once was a person named FatPat,
    he once packed alot of fat onto his belly,
    like he sucked it all in with each breath,
    he breathed shit,
    then he could'nt retrieve his balls after a hit gone bad,
    now his balls are no more,
    so morose forever,
    and now he bores the whores.
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    BrownBeast 2008-10-01T20:31:37Z says:

    beautiful fatpat just beautiful. can you imagine if fatpat used to freestyle like that
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-02T07:22:46Z says:

    Pretty good Pat, let me try one..
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    Rolandofgilead 2008-10-02T07:26:28Z says:

    Some bonehead named exojil ,
    Commented crap to beat swill,
    Deja and Yak,
    Beat his ass with a bat,
    And left his dumb ass with the bill.
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  exojjl 2008-10-01T08:09:57Z says:

  sahk di ahss yu coung boi fahg