Asphalt
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You have really pretty eyes.
God dammit rish, take you and your gay and get the fuck out.
Girls mention the eyes a lot. Well, that and for some reason, people tend to think I do coke
I'd let you snort coke off my cock with those eyes.
heh heh heh. Irish, dont stand behind me anymore
I want to use your ears as handles.
your coke nose is actually pretty hot.
Anyone around here who doesn't know 1rish1 is gay?
i was just joking but i think he might well be a homo
What about any of what I said could be considered gay? It isn't like I offered to let him suck my dick. Is him snorting a line off my cock any more gay than him snorting one off my elbow? Furthermore his eyes are pretty that doesn't make me gay.
We all knew 1rish1, no longer is it even an open secret. It is now simply 'out there'.
1rish1 likes the tail. Fact.
I don't see how you get that assumption from the above comments.
Or are you just jealous because I wasn't complimentary about your picture?
Just ask around Irish, everyone knows.
Ok, I'll ask.
Is Oranje just jealous because I was complimentary to Assfeltch and not to him? Is he hurting inside and lashing out at me because his feelings are hurt?
Only a gay man would think men want to be complimented by other men.
So, you admit you're gay.
1rish1, you're such a closet case its unreal.
All here know assRish ia fag , he has failed to realise yet , but tards are slow .
ALT has been on my nuts for a few days now, Oranje. You guys should fight it out over who has the biggest crush on me. My money is on Oranje.
Irish, you have no more money.
Not only do we know that you are Director of Homoland Security. We also know how you pumped all of your money into the Cryonics Institute after Heath Ledger dies, in the hope of bringing him back for Broke Back Mountain 2.
Oranje, do you have a mirror in your room? That may be whats setting off your gay-dar.
^Also booked a one way ticket to fairy land.
And that comment, ladies and gentlemen, about the Heath Ledger Brokeback Mountain thing is what psychologists call projecting.
Yea, what the fuck was that?
Touché
It's WHAMMY you french fuck.
fake
jew nose
vagina
penis
poopie hole
titty wacker
Tallywhacker.
...and i'll untape you after you fill out the check
*mutters...deadbeat...fricken fracken...father my a*%.....
Forget that, Ill just wear the tape
*mutters...deadbeat...fricken fracken... somethin or other my a*%.....
That's Lake Erie's best right there.
Never seen a Northern Snakehead that looked like that.
Was your ass sore the next day
No, you were the only one.
AssRish thats your thing , but after being ass fucked so many times you don't feel pain anymore.anymore ...FACT
god i had fun with you that night
No MS sign and your not even topless. Way to waste my time.
So the fact that Im pantless makes no difference?
None.
Hank cares your pantless, but mad its not pictured.
hmmmmmmmm twink
ie you are
you look like adrian brody.
Haha, yeah he does.
You were great in The Pianist, by the way.
A little on the gay side in Summer of Sam though.
whats that purple stuff on your neck?
Drunk chicks with markers = mess. There are many other pictures, but I cant post them without possibly getting death threats
Okay, so what's the explanation for the really nicely maintained eyebrows? :P <runs>
BTW, real men don't wear necklaces. As per, real women. Juss sayin'. :P
^ That'll be because Asphalt isn't a real man. However, he does appear to be a jew & that would go a long way in explaining his anoyingness.
You could make your jealousy of my blatant sexiness a tad bit less obvious
lol
Not only is he jealous of your "blatant sexiness" but he is jealous that I was complimentary in my comments towards you. He wants to be you.
If anyone has any questions about toungedarting the stinktube, be sure to ask Irish.
...cos hes a gay ya know.
That euphemism for analingus is the funniest thing I've heard all week.
this is the most erotic thing i have ever seen
Ill give Jamiee some pointers
so dont say Ive never done anything for you
Not really very interesting, or funny, or....well, good in any way. But, I'll give you this much, it's not as boring as the pic of Typical in her kitchen.
lies.... that fucking cat was amazing
pussy?
They had to tape your mouth shut,otherwise you would have drain every dick on site you fucking big nosed french looking fagot
cant stop fucking laughing, noticed how you pluck your eyebrows to give them a feme shape. you dont even have facial hair, looks like chin pubes
That's um... still facial hair, chin pubes or not.
Whammy!
whats that on your neck?
it looks like a...
...something on his neck.
where is the Dustin Diamond tag?
Your name isn't Robert, is it? And you're not from California, are you? And you didn't used to live in Tennessee, did you?
Actually...
Asphalt, Tennessee == Perry. Sorry. Nice try.
i thought tennessee still had all gravel roads
nice necklace, faggot
lol
Nice pubes on your chin, does that make you feel more like a man?
::nods:: Nice.
hey i'm nice too
yes fries you are cool , not like assrash or some of these other turdballs here .
Yes, you are nice fries.
Fries is trying to fool you, He's not genuinely nice like what I am.
100% jew,
i bet you would burn well
Yeah cause an Irish/Italian Atheist = 100% Jew... pff
TheDicklessOne, that's one faggy looking avatar.
fucken JEW
Did you not read the comment DIRECTLY above yours. Italian/Irish Atheist..?