Behold, heathens, for I bring you the word of the Lord: S.., Y.., I.. and B.., thou shalt not sodomize each other in the ass; thou shalt not beget thy own siblings out of they own mothers' wretched vags; and above all, thou shalt not sodomize Smerf's mouth in vain, for he shall give thee AIDS.
You weak, dumfuck noob.
One can only carry out the activity of 'sodomization' by penetration of another's anus...not a mouth. And to say one sodomizes another human in the ass would be a very fine example of tautology.
Come back in 5, mmk? Btw...sodomize as in 'Sodom and Gomorroh' you know? From the Bible. Thous shalt not be an unintelligent noob...at least not without being called out on it...you horrendous fail.
BTW from Wiki: "Sodomy (IPA: /ËsÉdÉmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, as well as bestiality."
I guess when you said to your dad "but dad, I don't want to participate to sodomy", you believed him said "but the mouth doesn't count"
Not an expert on sodomy dumbass, just know what the word means. Ask a million random people what the word means, and only one would come out with what you just said - and that one would be you. Stupid split-condom accident.
Things you are so unfamiliar with, yet you recommend it to others. I have a better idea, why don't you never try to bite off more than you can chew again, and I'll stop not sodomizing your mom?
Ya gotta go E-Baum's kid, seriously. This isn't a place for you. Incidentally, I could swallow your entire body in one bite...and still be left wishing I'd bitten a chunk off Cumcrave instead. Shit. Even Hank could piss on you...and that's really embarrassing.
Definitely keep trying though kid. Hope is a good thing - positive.
When I'm high I tend to read every single comment, and then wonder why the hell I'm reading all these useless comments. For the record, cumHM, you failed very hardcore, buddy. GTFO
Comments to Ass Beatin'
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..ck, it's been hours since I was rectally massaged.
HA!
ve I missed my rectal massage as well?
Fail^
Seconded
... has more luck with the ladies than I could ever dream of.
calude u in there? this is a tough one if you are
Hint: GREEN
You're gonna get stepped on.
You can look up skirts though.
cant see ya
i dont get this picture
You still have your 'phone a friend' and '50/50' left. Would you like to use another life line?
You can get rid of the phone a friend cuz he has no friends.
isee you claude u clever pussy
thats blue not green
It's aquamarine, you stupid heterosexual.
jq, why r u startin fights with people?? you seem tense is there anything i can do?
G*ddamn you're gay, Bukkake. And by gay, I mean homosexual.
and by homosexual u mean in love with asians
you're both gay. Go get a room
did you seriously just star out goddamn?
He's afraid his stupid fucking god will strike him down if he's uses the motherfuckers name in vain. Fuck your god jqh88, fuck him long and hard.
then shit on his face and and make him call u his savior
Behold, heathens, for I bring you the word of the Lord: S.., Y.., I.. and B.., thou shalt not sodomize each other in the ass; thou shalt not beget thy own siblings out of they own mothers' wretched vags; and above all, thou shalt not sodomize Smerf's mouth in vain, for he shall give thee AIDS.
You weak, dumfuck noob.
One can only carry out the activity of 'sodomization' by penetration of another's anus...not a mouth. And to say one sodomizes another human in the ass would be a very fine example of tautology.
Come back in 5, mmk? Btw...sodomize as in 'Sodom and Gomorroh' you know? From the Bible. Thous shalt not be an unintelligent noob...at least not without being called out on it...you horrendous fail.
if u wanna make this religious then tell me why heaven offers the same thing as a pact with the devil but its 1000 times better and its "perfect"?
Wow Cruel, you're quite the expert on sodomy.
BTW from Wiki: "Sodomy (IPA: /ËsÉdÉmi/) is a term used today predominantly in law (derived from traditional Christian usage) to describe the act of anal intercourse, oral intercourse, as well as bestiality."
I guess when you said to your dad "but dad, I don't want to participate to sodomy", you believed him said "but the mouth doesn't count"
Not an expert on sodomy dumbass, just know what the word means. Ask a million random people what the word means, and only one would come out with what you just said - and that one would be you. Stupid split-condom accident.
When you fail, which is what you do by living, the most graceful thing to do is just to admit it, you fucking whore anus.
Was that your wil favoorwit bedtime story from mommy? You've had to take her advice often huh?
Well, your mommy, yeah. Take her advice...I don't know. Mouth maybe, when you know, I wasn't sodomizing her.
Incredible fail ^.
Get an education and some wit, and come back here another day kid.
Things you are so unfamiliar with, yet you recommend it to others. I have a better idea, why don't you never try to bite off more than you can chew again, and I'll stop not sodomizing your mom?
Ya gotta go E-Baum's kid, seriously. This isn't a place for you. Incidentally, I could swallow your entire body in one bite...and still be left wishing I'd bitten a chunk off Cumcrave instead. Shit. Even Hank could piss on you...and that's really embarrassing.
Definitely keep trying though kid. Hope is a good thing - positive.
Apparently you've herded up all the losers on Mucho in one post and done my job for me. But no, I'm really starting to like Hank, that slimy snail.
so you concider yourself a loser
Concider? Can I concider you a kumquat and then will you go away?
trick ass ho ur the one who wont leave i was here first
Ah yes, but so were the Native Americans.
Whenever that stupid cunt, CrustyHoMo fails, he says "ask the average person" or "ask a million people". Hahaha, fucking dumbass.
You failed fuckhead. That's all there is to it.
you actually read his comments?
When I'm high I tend to read every single comment, and then wonder why the hell I'm reading all these useless comments. For the record, cumHM, you failed very hardcore, buddy. GTFO
For the record all your comments are useless. shhhh.
stupid cats cant figure out the ' makes the ' come up
Yes we all know that, now shut the fuck up.
Use a browser made after 2004.
i got a brand new model early 08 brand new.
brand new
well I have no fuckin' idea what you guys are talkin' about.
That fat ass would get his ass kicked.
Oh? Would you be with a body guard that day?
clearly just friends
Whale tail alert!
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found him!
is that guy supposed to me intimidating or something
Redheads - WANT
Hello!
what else do they serve at the NY Deli ?
I'd pull that thong out of her ass with my teeth.