this is not funny! my mom now has internet and tries to find waht accounts I have on sites like this. i cant be mad at her, shes old and has nothing to do.
...and also "It Can Happen To You"
(i rolled a '72 Impala, in 1983, on an icy dirt road, with that song still playing in my tape deck when the Chevy came to rest - upside down in a snowdrift...)
...good times....
just a little diss to OJ here:
i am officialy "drunker than fuck" right now...and am probably embarassing mice elf in many ways...
butt keyboard control is usually the LAST thing to go, if
a) it's just booze, and
b) you were semi-literate to begin with
...sooo, i AM calling "fake" on the "booze only" oj
the end
I was leaving a cabin party and gave the keys to my supposedly "sober" buddy. Sooo, he's driving, I'm in the passenger seat drinking some fine Canadian beer, my cousin is past out in the back seat.
It's dark and we are on a gravel road surrounded by gentle valleys. Lush Mcqueen heads into a curve with too much speed and we start to skid.
He cranks the wheel to correct the skid. Yay!, wait, too much, too much, FUCK!.
So the cars on its roof sliding nose first down an embankment, the windscreen is busted and a mixture of moist grass and gravel is coming through. With one hand braced against the roof and the thumb on my other hand protecting the precious juice from escaping, I turn to my friend and say in the calmest voice "Dude, your ruining my interior" (seatbelts FTW).He can't be bothered to listen because he's too busy freaking out.
The car stops skidding as we reach the bottom of the ebankment, I turn my head and shout "Shaun, you alive!", he lift his head like he's just been woken from a nap and ask's what happened.
I kick open the door and grab the remaining beers from the glovebox, we sit and take time to reflect, swilling the beers and vandalizing the now dead car for fun.
When the sun started to rise on the horizon we collected all the bottles and removed them from the scene then walked until we found a kind farmer that let us use his phone.
The end
sloan?
there is still a '73 Dodge Dart out there in the Dakotas with a very similar tale to tell...
might be in a ditch, might be in a "slew"...but regardless, the back seat is full of Holstein Poo
I used to spend the equivalent of roughly $200(US) at a time on a pair of denims, and roughly $300(US) on shirts not so long ago. These days I rummage through bins and visit charity shops for my clothes.
We get ripped off over here with jeans prices. Last time I bought some I was in Georgia and I got two pairs each of Levis and Wranglers for less than the price of two pairs of Levis in the UK
i have 2 pairs of pants both levis 510 super skinnys. haha mako look at you! the only cool nikes are Spizikes i would never own a pair of nikes tho. what colors did ya get
i used to think paris was hot, but im just sick of seeing her now...and i hate that stupid ass fad she started where girls wear them big ass sunglasses that cover there face,and then you can never get a positive id on if shes a hot bitch or an ugly one
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Not for long, even if it is only on my screen.
hi yourmom....welcome to mucho
kudos on the Floyd avatar...
good luck!
We-he-hell, thank you for taking notice. *curtsie*
What the hell, possum?!?!? You know that isn't how we do things around here!
Hey, yourmomswatching. Welcome to mucho. Fuck you and everyone related to you.
Thank you, sir, may I have another.
Fuck you and everyone related to you. Happy now whore?
this is not funny! my mom now has internet and tries to find waht accounts I have on sites like this. i cant be mad at her, shes old and has nothing to do.
You've so got to get her on here.
I wanna...talk to her...if you know what I mean.
Nah get a keylogger on your moms comp.
That shirt is a lie within itself...
True, I see a cum stain just below and to the right of the M
Good spotting.
class act this gal
she does give wonderful head though - not many blonde bimbos do
The adult female Manatee (nicknamed the sea cow), is the best source of head in the animal kingdom.
^Fact
you has no avy now sloan
a vast improvement over the former
I'm gonna sort that shit out once and for all.
OK, its set forever now If anyone else uses this image I will hunt them down, give them smallpox and jerk off in their eye.
naw sloan - it's just a "server issue"...leave it
oh wow...LEAVE IT...from the same Yes album that shat out "Lonely Heart"
...and also "It Can Happen To You"
(i rolled a '72 Impala, in 1983, on an icy dirt road, with that song still playing in my tape deck when the Chevy came to rest - upside down in a snowdrift...)
...good times....
just a little diss to OJ here:
i am officialy "drunker than fuck" right now...and am probably embarassing mice elf in many ways...
butt keyboard control is usually the LAST thing to go, if
a) it's just booze, and
b) you were semi-literate to begin with
...sooo, i AM calling "fake" on the "booze only" oj
the end
Firefox is great to have when posting drunk, it underlines all misspelled words and gives you corrections.
I once had a Dodge colt beater.
I was leaving a cabin party and gave the keys to my supposedly "sober" buddy. Sooo, he's driving, I'm in the passenger seat drinking some fine Canadian beer, my cousin is past out in the back seat.
It's dark and we are on a gravel road surrounded by gentle valleys. Lush Mcqueen heads into a curve with too much speed and we start to skid.
He cranks the wheel to correct the skid. Yay!, wait, too much, too much, FUCK!.
So the cars on its roof sliding nose first down an embankment, the windscreen is busted and a mixture of moist grass and gravel is coming through. With one hand braced against the roof and the thumb on my other hand protecting the precious juice from escaping, I turn to my friend and say in the calmest voice "Dude, your ruining my interior" (seatbelts FTW).He can't be bothered to listen because he's too busy freaking out.
The car stops skidding as we reach the bottom of the ebankment, I turn my head and shout "Shaun, you alive!", he lift his head like he's just been woken from a nap and ask's what happened.
I kick open the door and grab the remaining beers from the glovebox, we sit and take time to reflect, swilling the beers and vandalizing the now dead car for fun.
When the sun started to rise on the horizon we collected all the bottles and removed them from the scene then walked until we found a kind farmer that let us use his phone.
The end
sloan?
there is still a '73 Dodge Dart out there in the Dakotas with a very similar tale to tell...
might be in a ditch, might be in a "slew"...but regardless, the back seat is full of Holstein Poo
It's really true, The car was a 1984 dodge colt hatchback, I got a whopping 160 bucks for the write off value.
Only because he got it all on your face this time.
gotta love paris hilton, shes the only celeb with multiple actually visible sex tapes.
That compose virtually her entire movie career--and they ALL have better production values than The Hottie and the Nottie!
That's because hers were carefully planned and purposely released.
My gym shirts are constantly being used a cum rags.
hahahaha
This slut is a walking cum rag.
He meant whilst he was wearing them, in the gym.
and it's not just his own cum either
1rish1 disputes the fact that he's gay and then makes an obvious admission to his sexuality with a comment like that.
the fucking faggot
I meant that they are always on my bedroom floor and then subsequently get used as cum rags as they are usually the closest thing to grab.
just ask your bumchums to leave it in your ass next time
that shirt probably cost more money than anyone on here would comfortably spend on any piece of clothing :(
I spent 145euro on a dress shirt in nice, France a few years ago.
I got to modell's and get 3 shirts for 5 bucks.
dresin perty if fur quuersz
im pretty sure we could all afford that shirt...she just is probably dumb enough to go somewhere where it costs 10x more
I'm pretty sure that shirt costs more than she would for a night...go figure
I used to spend the equivalent of roughly $200(US) at a time on a pair of denims, and roughly $300(US) on shirts not so long ago. These days I rummage through bins and visit charity shops for my clothes.
i have 1 pair of jeans...levis
We get ripped off over here with jeans prices. Last time I bought some I was in Georgia and I got two pairs each of Levis and Wranglers for less than the price of two pairs of Levis in the UK
i bought a pair of shoes for 60$ ten years ago
I just spent $200 on the '09 Jordans...don't ask me why.
i have 2 pairs of pants both levis 510 super skinnys. haha mako look at you! the only cool nikes are Spizikes i would never own a pair of nikes tho. what colors did ya get
I only wear Nautica jeans.
Nuatica is for homos
I'm wearing $120 jeans right now.
i used to think paris was hot, but im just sick of seeing her now...and i hate that stupid ass fad she started where girls wear them big ass sunglasses that cover there face,and then you can never get a positive id on if shes a hot bitch or an ugly one
fucking slut I hate her
why because she's rich? because she can have fun all day and do whatever she wants?.. i don't hate her.
she's laughing at people like you for hating her
bird faced flat chicks are flaming hot
yup