Muchologo
contact | faq |

ATM Stealing

A bunch of guys stealing an ATM.. Back where I'm from we used to have people drive their pickup trucks right into them and load em up.

ATM Stealing

tags related to ATM Stealing

crime,  stupid human tricks,  security camera,  stealing,  atm,  theft

Comments to ATM Stealing

  • ballsofsteel
    ballsofsteel 2007-11-14T07:15:00Z says:

    1st!!!!

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2007-11-14T07:29:04Z says:

    Ain't these guys heard of a hand dolly? Seriously with a dolly and a ramp you don't have to split the proceeds, or kill your accomplices.

    • caleg
      caleg 2007-11-14T13:56:34Z says:

      Because a dolly is really capable of picking up 1000 pounds. Want to see video of that.

    • Godzilla
      Godzilla 2007-11-14T14:51:29Z says:

      half ton ATM? They dont dispense coins you know.

    • Jason497
      Jason497 2007-11-15T00:03:04Z says:

      Actually they do. Or atleast the one at my bank does.

  • ChxMex
    ChxMex 2007-11-14T07:30:04Z says:

    Just noticed the XXX on the door. Extra points for robbing a p0rno shop.

    • Stoic
      Stoic 2007-11-14T07:55:11Z says:

      10 points for robbing the porn shop but -5 for being retarded and not using a dolly in the first place

  • Agent-G
    Agent-G 2007-11-14T07:44:41Z says:

    ah the payoff of teamwork...way to go guys!

  • IsaiasxD
    IsaiasxD 2007-11-14T07:50:32Z says:

    the last 40 seconds really weren't necessary to post!

  • DSG
    DSG 2007-11-14T09:02:17Z says:

    I was hoping that that box next to the door was going to explode or something.

  • elchris
    elchris 2007-11-14T09:04:36Z says:

    well done. theres nothing i hate more than banks. fukin bankers

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-14T12:28:29Z says:

      Banks have attractive tellers who make very little money and are easily impressed by customers with large accounts.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-11-14T12:57:42Z says:

      the lines are so long here every single day, just cause those cheap fuckers only have about 2 tellers working each shift, at the time you reach the teller you just wanna tell her to give you tha money and fuck off

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-14T13:55:08Z says:

      never thought of that angle wanko..how much does a bank teller make anyway?..can't be much

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-14T13:57:16Z says:

      on the rare occasion I actually have to line up at bank...yeah ..why is there 15 people working there 20 people in line and 2 fucking people manning the teller things?

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-11-14T16:02:23Z says:

      how can you ask out a teller?
      like you just go there talk to her and at the end you invite her to a coffee or something while ppl are behind you listening?

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-11-14T17:00:19Z says:

      ever seen leaving las vegas?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-15T00:09:48Z says:

      I think it goes up to about $11/hr if they have decades of experience. But then most people move up or out before that. A couple I talked to were in the $8-10/hr range.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-15T00:15:32Z says:

      The way I used with tellers is to end up and whatever random one I end up at. If you like her and she's not being cold, then what you want to do is pull our your business card after telling her something vague like 'we should talk more sometime' or the coffee thing. I guess you can make a card if you don't have one, 'cause you're not giving it to her anyway. You almost give it to her, but then ask her to write her number on it instead. The key is that chicks don't have the balls to just phone someone up, and if they do they'll feel uncomfortable doing it, so you have to phone them first.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-15T00:18:24Z says:

      And make sure it's at a bank where you have some money in your account. Those broads handle cash all day and look at fucking numbers on the screen constantly while they make near-minimum wage themselves. It turns them on. They want just a little of it for themselves.

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-11-15T13:08:15Z says:

      lol
      good tips, good tips,
      thank you,
      this is how you picked my sister up huh? you fucking old bastard,
      anyway i heard if you show a business card to a girl, she would think, you ask every one out and thats why you have some cards in your packet,
      is that true mr. slut-picker?

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-11-15T16:40:11Z says:

      That's why the business card has to be for where you work, not just "call me for a good time". It shouldn't have your personal number on it. And you don't let her keep it anyway.

  • iranian
    iranian 2007-11-14T10:12:53Z says:

    Yak why do you lie?
    you did not have ATM machines in Mexico

    • rimjoy
      rimjoy 2007-11-14T10:38:38Z says:

      Automatic Teller Machine machine?

    • YouGotCoofed
      YouGotCoofed 2007-11-14T10:49:39Z says:

      He doesn't live in Mexico. He lives in an internet world in which he once saw a video with a truck running into an atm and taking it. Yak isn't real. No pic no proof.

    • dik
      dik 2007-11-14T13:58:25Z says:

      yak is real. you can't see him ...but you can feel him

    • iranian
      iranian 2007-11-14T15:59:47Z says:

      i always feel him when he touches my penis

  • Godzilla
    Godzilla 2007-11-14T14:47:45Z says:

    I am not so sure the ATM might have held their card and they cant wait until next Monday to get it back.

  • rking599
    rking599 2009-11-20T07:22:27Z says:

    I wonder how they got the money out of it? isnt it very hard to break it open?

yak
posted November 14, 2007
by yak

Recent Searches

more »