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Baby Experiment

Will it sink or will it swim?

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Comments to Baby Experiment

  • 48x48
    Pen15 says:

    He's No Michael Phelps.

    2008-08-01T04:11:28Z
    • K_zou2
      sukebe says:

      atleast it shut the fuck up.

      2008-08-01T08:20:32Z
    • Che_griffin_copy_1
      FatPat says:

      Yeah, because it was turning FUCKING BLUE!!

      2008-08-01T15:46:04Z
    • Slavery_lol
      exojjl says:

      How was it turning blue? You could see the child using its left arm to the right leg and using the right arm to shift weight to his left. grabbing his right leg to create momentum. Simple physics here. And shown in this video is how these physics are tought to a toddler. I've seen more amazing things than this taking a shit yesterday...

      2008-08-02T12:54:16Z
    • 16x16
      Xho says:

      simple physics and yet you fail so hard.

      "create momentum" - one of the basic laws of physics is the conservation of momentum. You cannot create momentum

      2008-08-02T23:31:52Z
    • Pot-leaf-big_1_

      they forgot to push his head under

      2008-08-03T02:26:34Z
  • 48x48
    ideas1 says:

    I hate his fucking parents...

    2008-08-01T04:14:56Z
    • 16x16
      thecandiru says:

      all kinds of fucked up

      2008-08-01T04:18:28Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      shut up you fucking no avatar skanky noobs

      2008-08-01T04:28:20Z
    • 16x16
      MassAttack says:

      I was not aware that having no avatar made you skanky, I just thought it meant you were retarded (and all other applicable synonyms).

      2008-08-01T04:51:05Z
    • 16x16
      irajoshua says:

      That was awsome... but i can understand why all you pansy Liberal shits think it was harsh...this is how we should teach the darkies to swim

      2008-08-01T10:13:51Z
    • Phelan_fuckyou_72dpi_20cm
      TiredGuy says:

      Well you see, irajoshua, it's exactly this kind of occurrence during development that makes people end up being demented and full of hate. In other words, conservative. Oh, and thank you for capitalizing "liberal".

      2008-08-01T14:30:34Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Exactly

      2008-08-01T17:53:30Z
    • Tinyanusol
      El_Wanko says:

      This is how we should teach the darkies to cross a busy road too.

      2008-08-01T18:44:16Z
    • 16x16
      nahog99 says:

      cause clearly all animals(including humans) who are challenged at a young age become "demented" shut the fuck up

      2008-08-01T20:50:13Z
    • Phil-ken-sebben
      wood says:

      i get it,you got thrown out of the window at the age of 5 am i right?due to your comment the landing wasn't that smooth though.

      2008-08-01T22:31:59Z
  • Avatar_skull_2
    jamiee1869 says:

    That made my mommy senses ache

    2008-08-01T04:24:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i'll rub it

      2008-08-01T04:27:29Z
    • Images

      ...are you sure it isnt just menopause?

      2008-08-01T04:47:39Z
    • Pic_16

      that kid floated....so there for is a witch....to the fire you go!!

      2008-08-01T14:13:17Z
    • 16x16

      Lol a witch indeed !

      2008-08-02T10:10:27Z
  • Muchoavatar
    Kojach says:

    hahaha i think it was passed out at the end

    they probably thought it was all fun torture that he'll supress until hes an adult but stupid people dont take into account a todlers lung capacity would make them drown in just a few seconds

    2008-08-01T04:27:17Z
    • 16x16
      irajoshua says:

      Come on...this was nothing compared to real life...they tought him and exspected him to perform...your a pussy

      2008-08-01T10:17:29Z
  • Yak
    yak says:

    for anyone who doesn't have much of a clue of whats going on (seems most of the users?) this is actually a class you can take your kids to that teaches them to do this if they ever fall in the water, so if they for whatever reason fall into water, they will automatically flip themselves on to their back and just float there... and not die :P

    2008-08-01T04:32:09Z
    • Cleft
      ChxMex says:

      Nobody's had to take class more than once.

      2008-08-01T04:39:38Z
    • Bukowski2

      There was a vid I saw, I thought it was here, where a guy remotely filmed his baby falling into the pool and didn't go to save him. After a few seconds, the kid flipped himself over and floated on his back. They were saying it was an inborn thing that little babies had, to flip over and float on their backs.

      2008-08-01T04:41:42Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      ya i saw it hank

      2008-08-01T04:42:38Z
    • Daft_fiction
      ADAT says:

      EXACTLY!!! I know, the title is a little misleading but your explanation is exactly what the video is. Nicely done sir.

      2008-08-01T04:42:39Z
    • Ugly_cat75
      Bull says:

      So hardly Mucho worthy then.

      2008-08-01T04:56:08Z
    • Muchoavatar
      Kojach says:

      would your kid really need to know that if he doesnt even know how to swim yet? i mean if the kid cant swim and he fucks with a pool thats just natural selection

      2008-08-01T05:01:52Z
    • Kirkms
      JamesTKirk says:

      Yea and as a side bonus your kid is terrified of water for the rest of its life. This is NOT teaching anything, the effect is inborn as hank points out.

      2008-08-01T05:08:52Z
    • Wet_cat
      ahab says:

      Natural selection would be if the parents didn't teach this you stupid fuck. No human is born with all the skills it takes to survive, that's what parents are for.

      2008-08-01T05:28:20Z
    • 16x16
      DoubleTake says:

      You could tell by the audio and their tone that they were trying to teach the kid to stay afloat just in case the kid were to ever fall in by accident.
      I guess half the posters expected the worst because the video was posted here. Now why on Earth would they assume such a thing!

      2008-08-01T06:35:52Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      My parents actually did this to me when I was little. I swear its why I'm so comfortable in water now.

      2008-08-01T06:51:58Z
    • Redrum
      redrum says:

      They were trying to get rid of their mistake but even at that they failed.

      2008-08-01T07:30:06Z
    • Photo
      Mako says:

      Forgot to take your medication again, eh red?

      2008-08-01T09:03:49Z
    • Bukowski2

      Dik did this to his kids, but every time they managed to get out of the burlap sack.

      2008-08-01T16:38:53Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      i only wish this was acceptable when dik jr. was a baby...easy to explain

      2008-08-01T16:48:27Z
    • Bukowski2

      How would you explain the pockets full of loose change?

      2008-08-01T16:57:46Z
    • Dog_with_tits
      loslobos says:

      Ahab you don't know shit about what kind of skills a human is born with obviously. First of all babies are very natural in the water, since they just spent 9 months floating in the womb. Ahh, who cares, the world is doomed anyway

      2008-08-01T17:59:15Z
    • Wet_cat
      ahab says:

      loslobos, babies are not born with gills, and the womb is not filled with pool water you dolt.

      2008-08-02T02:36:41Z
    • Andy

      The womb I came from was filled with beer.

      2008-08-02T03:19:02Z
    • Bukowski2

      No, you were just found on the bar room floor.

      2008-08-02T03:26:28Z
    • Andy

      I was born on the bar .

      2008-08-02T03:29:57Z
    • Cheech3

      yak is so smrat.

      2008-08-02T03:47:36Z
    • 16x16

      Might look a little harsh but I think anyone having kids and a pool should actually take the class !

      2008-08-02T10:12:08Z
  • Img_100026__2_
    FLFisher says:

    Somehow, I can't muster up any witty response to this. That's pure fucking evil!

    2008-08-01T04:44:00Z
    • Redrum
      redrum says:

      I can. You're a stupid dumbfuck.

      2008-08-01T07:31:00Z
    • 16x16
      irajoshua says:

      Taking your time to teach your child not to drown is something the african american community should also take the time to do...Yous sound like a darky FLFisher...I mean do you know what to do when a catfish pulls you and your cane poll off the bridge, this kid does

      2008-08-01T10:22:33Z
    • Img_100026__2_
      FLFisher says:

      Wow... irajoshua... You are one hell of a judge of character:/ Not only have you not figured out how to get an avatar, you also cant seem to do any homework on people before you jump to conclusions and insult them.

      2008-08-01T14:26:02Z
  • Skik
    skulk says:

    be cooler if it drowned

    2008-08-01T04:45:02Z
    • Ms
      s0nn3 says:

      nah.. maybe if you were forcefully drowned.

      2008-08-01T04:52:34Z
    • Me
      XtheRodX says:

      yeah, seriously what the fuck man?

      2008-08-01T06:23:26Z
    • Pic_16

      it??????

      2008-08-01T14:10:13Z
  • 48x48
    MassAttack says:

    I love how she kind of whips him in head first, doesn't even drop the baby in.

    2008-08-01T04:51:59Z
  • Horror

    Belly up.

    2008-08-01T05:26:36Z
  • Avatar2

    He looks like he had a seizure and just fucking died, like the water was electrified or something.

    2008-08-01T05:34:39Z
  • Kisswallpaper

    So who's going to be the idiot that submits this to Fox?

    2008-08-01T06:08:56Z
  • 48x48
    Plantshit says:

    i was hoping it to drown, i like see people they especially children

    2008-08-01T09:51:53Z
    • Pferd2
      Romeo2000 says:

      ^nice sentence (-attempt) ;)

      2008-08-01T10:48:41Z
    • Mucho1

      Me Tazan you Jane. Get a fucking G.E.D. before you come fucking around on Mucho. Fuck you you fucking whore hahahahahaha!!!!

      2008-08-01T10:48:49Z
    • Picture_0102

      pardon ?

      2008-08-01T11:29:26Z
    • Pic_16

      thats just planty...we are use to it....you sincity....on the other hand took several post the figure out you had your caps on...dumbass!!

      2008-08-01T14:11:49Z
    • Smeratar-4-15-2008
      smerf says:

      Before telling our favorite retarded Swede to get a GED, maybe you should graduate the 8th grade first?

      2008-08-01T15:18:27Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      fuck you retards

      2008-08-01T16:45:49Z
    • Andy

      The problem with fucking retards is that it tends to only produce more retards .

      2008-08-01T17:00:23Z
    • 16x16
      Plantshit says:

      hey yak , i did post a video when some dudes beat up a child, why dont u post that. It was hilarious!

      2008-08-01T20:39:29Z
    • 16x16
      DoubleTake says:

      Despite the fact that Yak is probably corrupting society more than it already is with this website, I'm sure he still has his limits.

      2008-08-02T07:52:58Z
  • Tinyanusol
    El_Wanko says:

    At least it shut the fuck up for a while.

    I don't care if it will sink or swim... will it blend?

    2008-08-01T12:04:46Z
    • Bukowski2

      You're not as funny as I remember.

      2008-08-01T16:42:22Z
  • 48x48
    newsham says:

    thats already a fucking proven fact babies can swim in calm water....not "swim" but you know...

    2008-08-01T12:11:19Z
  • Mtg_black

    reason number 109834 that britney spears is a dumbfuck and doesn't need kids.

    2008-08-01T14:41:56Z
  • 48x48

    I cant wait for my kid to be born now. Just think of all the cool things i could teach it. First of its getting fucking helicoptered into a lake to teach it to float............next its the kick in the back down a shale hill to teach it to save his face from injury. Next is running with knifes............the possibilities are endless. This is going to be fun. oh oh oh driving without a seat belt........stand him up on the front seat and spike the brakes doing 60.........yeeeee haaaaa we're teaching now.

    Fuck yeah!!

    2008-08-01T14:51:29Z
    • 00000000012
      dik says:

      excuse me asshole..can you fuck off and write your epic novel elsewhere? you no-avatar having whore-man

      2008-08-01T16:53:52Z
    • Pinkstinkwrinkle

      Fucking classic Dik, right there. lol

      2008-08-01T18:33:15Z
  • Smeratar-4-15-2008
    smerf says:

    Since I'm sure he's watching this somewhere and just not commenting... FUCK YOU, WHUNU!

    2008-08-01T15:19:28Z
  • 48x48
    maiku07 says:

    Somebody needs to take that kid away from them.

    2008-08-02T03:10:56Z
  • Wolverine6
    SNIKT says:

    It needs a few more weights, maybe some rocks in its pockets.

    2008-08-02T11:30:57Z
  • Slavery_lol
    exojjl says:

    how in the fuck is this harsh? If it wer'nt for learning techniques like this the human race would'nt know jack shit. You think this is harsh?? media has got the hold on you, you fuckin mind controlled fucks. Learn the harsh reality of life then come back to this fuckin website after you learned a thing or two because obviously you would'nt make good parents unless you knew something like this.....

    2008-08-02T12:40:54Z
  • Myphoto1885366

    thats how the wetbacks get to Miami from Cuba..

    2008-08-02T23:19:57Z
Daft_fiction
posted August 01, 2008
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