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Baby Experiment

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  • Pen15
    Pen15 2008-08-01T04:11:28Z says:

    He's No Michael Phelps.

    • sukebe
      sukebe 2008-08-01T08:20:32Z says:

      atleast it shut the fuck up.

    • FatPat
      FatPat 2008-08-01T15:46:04Z says:

      Yeah, because it was turning FUCKING BLUE!!

    • exojjl
      exojjl 2008-08-02T12:54:16Z says:

      How was it turning blue? You could see the child using its left arm to the right leg and using the right arm to shift weight to his left. grabbing his right leg to create momentum. Simple physics here. And shown in this video is how these physics are tought to a toddler. I've seen more amazing things than this taking a shit yesterday...

    • Xho
      Xho 2008-08-02T23:31:52Z says:

      simple physics and yet you fail so hard.

      "create momentum" - one of the basic laws of physics is the conservation of momentum. You cannot create momentum

    • BukkakeMonster
      BukkakeMonster 2008-08-03T02:26:34Z says:

      they forgot to push his head under

  • ideas1
    ideas1 2008-08-01T04:14:56Z says:

    I hate his fucking parents...

    • thecandiru
      thecandiru 2008-08-01T04:18:28Z says:

      all kinds of fucked up

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-01T04:28:20Z says:

      shut up you fucking no avatar skanky noobs

    • MassAttack
      MassAttack 2008-08-01T04:51:05Z says:

      I was not aware that having no avatar made you skanky, I just thought it meant you were retarded (and all other applicable synonyms).

    • irajoshua
      irajoshua 2008-08-01T10:13:51Z says:

      That was awsome... but i can understand why all you pansy Liberal shits think it was harsh...this is how we should teach the darkies to swim

    • TiredGuy
      TiredGuy 2008-08-01T14:30:34Z says:

      Well you see, irajoshua, it's exactly this kind of occurrence during development that makes people end up being demented and full of hate. In other words, conservative. Oh, and thank you for capitalizing "liberal".

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-08-01T17:53:30Z says:

      Exactly

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2008-08-01T18:44:16Z says:

      This is how we should teach the darkies to cross a busy road too.

    • nahog99
      nahog99 2008-08-01T20:50:13Z says:

      cause clearly all animals(including humans) who are challenged at a young age become "demented" shut the fuck up

    • wood
      wood 2008-08-01T22:31:59Z says:

      i get it,you got thrown out of the window at the age of 5 am i right?due to your comment the landing wasn't that smooth though.

  • jamiee1869
    jamiee1869 2008-08-01T04:24:53Z says:

    That made my mommy senses ache

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-01T04:27:29Z says:

      i'll rub it

    • RalphMachio
      RalphMachio 2008-08-01T04:47:39Z says:

      ...are you sure it isnt just menopause?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-01T14:13:17Z says:

      that kid floated....so there for is a witch....to the fire you go!!

    • Lucius_Vulpes
      Lucius_Vulpes 2008-08-02T10:10:27Z says:

      Lol a witch indeed !

  • Kojach
    Kojach 2008-08-01T04:27:17Z says:

    hahaha i think it was passed out at the end

    they probably thought it was all fun torture that he'll supress until hes an adult but stupid people dont take into account a todlers lung capacity would make them drown in just a few seconds

    • irajoshua
      irajoshua 2008-08-01T10:17:29Z says:

      Come on...this was nothing compared to real life...they tought him and exspected him to perform...your a pussy

  • yak
    yak 2008-08-01T04:32:09Z says:

    for anyone who doesn't have much of a clue of whats going on (seems most of the users?) this is actually a class you can take your kids to that teaches them to do this if they ever fall in the water, so if they for whatever reason fall into water, they will automatically flip themselves on to their back and just float there... and not die :P

    • ChxMex
      ChxMex 2008-08-01T04:39:38Z says:

      Nobody's had to take class more than once.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-01T04:41:42Z says:

      There was a vid I saw, I thought it was here, where a guy remotely filmed his baby falling into the pool and didn't go to save him. After a few seconds, the kid flipped himself over and floated on his back. They were saying it was an inborn thing that little babies had, to flip over and float on their backs.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-01T04:42:38Z says:

      ya i saw it hank

    • ADAT
      ADAT 2008-08-01T04:42:39Z says:

      EXACTLY!!! I know, the title is a little misleading but your explanation is exactly what the video is. Nicely done sir.

    • Bull
      Bull 2008-08-01T04:56:08Z says:

      So hardly Mucho worthy then.

    • Kojach
      Kojach 2008-08-01T05:01:52Z says:

      would your kid really need to know that if he doesnt even know how to swim yet? i mean if the kid cant swim and he fucks with a pool thats just natural selection

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2008-08-01T05:08:52Z says:

      Yea and as a side bonus your kid is terrified of water for the rest of its life. This is NOT teaching anything, the effect is inborn as hank points out.

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-08-01T05:28:20Z says:

      Natural selection would be if the parents didn't teach this you stupid fuck. No human is born with all the skills it takes to survive, that's what parents are for.

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-08-01T06:35:52Z says:

      You could tell by the audio and their tone that they were trying to teach the kid to stay afloat just in case the kid were to ever fall in by accident.
      I guess half the posters expected the worst because the video was posted here. Now why on Earth would they assume such a thing!

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-08-01T06:51:58Z says:

      My parents actually did this to me when I was little. I swear its why I'm so comfortable in water now.

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-08-01T07:30:06Z says:

      They were trying to get rid of their mistake but even at that they failed.

    • Mako
      Mako 2008-08-01T09:03:49Z says:

      Forgot to take your medication again, eh red?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-01T16:38:53Z says:

      Dik did this to his kids, but every time they managed to get out of the burlap sack.

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-01T16:48:27Z says:

      i only wish this was acceptable when dik jr. was a baby...easy to explain

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-01T16:57:46Z says:

      How would you explain the pockets full of loose change?

    • loslobos
      loslobos 2008-08-01T17:59:15Z says:

      Ahab you don't know shit about what kind of skills a human is born with obviously. First of all babies are very natural in the water, since they just spent 9 months floating in the womb. Ahh, who cares, the world is doomed anyway

    • ahab
      ahab 2008-08-02T02:36:41Z says:

      loslobos, babies are not born with gills, and the womb is not filled with pool water you dolt.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-08-02T03:19:02Z says:

      The womb I came from was filled with beer.

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-02T03:26:28Z says:

      No, you were just found on the bar room floor.

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-08-02T03:29:57Z says:

      I was born on the bar .

    • CheechWizard
      CheechWizard 2008-08-02T03:47:36Z says:

      yak is so smrat.

    • Lucius_Vulpes
      Lucius_Vulpes 2008-08-02T10:12:08Z says:

      Might look a little harsh but I think anyone having kids and a pool should actually take the class !

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2008-08-01T04:44:00Z says:

    Somehow, I can't muster up any witty response to this. That's pure fucking evil!

    • redrum
      redrum 2008-08-01T07:31:00Z says:

      I can. You're a stupid dumbfuck.

    • irajoshua
      irajoshua 2008-08-01T10:22:33Z says:

      Taking your time to teach your child not to drown is something the african american community should also take the time to do...Yous sound like a darky FLFisher...I mean do you know what to do when a catfish pulls you and your cane poll off the bridge, this kid does

    • FLFisher
      FLFisher 2008-08-01T14:26:02Z says:

      Wow... irajoshua... You are one hell of a judge of character:/ Not only have you not figured out how to get an avatar, you also cant seem to do any homework on people before you jump to conclusions and insult them.

  • skulk
    skulk 2008-08-01T04:45:02Z says:

    be cooler if it drowned

    • s0nn3
      s0nn3 2008-08-01T04:52:34Z says:

      nah.. maybe if you were forcefully drowned.

    • XtheRodX
      XtheRodX 2008-08-01T06:23:26Z says:

      yeah, seriously what the fuck man?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-01T14:10:13Z says:

      it??????

  • MassAttack
    MassAttack 2008-08-01T04:51:59Z says:

    I love how she kind of whips him in head first, doesn't even drop the baby in.

  • LucesDarkness
    LucesDarkness 2008-08-01T05:26:36Z says:

    Belly up.

  • PublicSecrecy
    PublicSecrecy 2008-08-01T05:34:39Z says:

    He looks like he had a seizure and just fucking died, like the water was electrified or something.

  • MisterBanksIII
    MisterBanksIII 2008-08-01T06:08:56Z says:

    So who's going to be the idiot that submits this to Fox?

  • Plantshit
    Plantshit 2008-08-01T09:51:53Z says:

    i was hoping it to drown, i like see people they especially children

    • Romeo2000
      Romeo2000 2008-08-01T10:48:41Z says:

      ^nice sentence (-attempt) ;)

    • SINCITY72002
      SINCITY72002 2008-08-01T10:48:49Z says:

      Me Tazan you Jane. Get a fucking G.E.D. before you come fucking around on Mucho. Fuck you you fucking whore hahahahahaha!!!!

    • fries-please
      fries-please 2008-08-01T11:29:26Z says:

      pardon ?

    • Best-comment-winner-is...
      Best-comment-winner-is... 2008-08-01T14:11:49Z says:

      thats just planty...we are use to it....you sincity....on the other hand took several post the figure out you had your caps on...dumbass!!

    • smerf
      smerf 2008-08-01T15:18:27Z says:

      Before telling our favorite retarded Swede to get a GED, maybe you should graduate the 8th grade first?

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-01T16:45:49Z says:

      fuck you retards

    • AquaLunaTik
      AquaLunaTik 2008-08-01T17:00:23Z says:

      The problem with fucking retards is that it tends to only produce more retards .

    • Plantshit
      Plantshit 2008-08-01T20:39:29Z says:

      hey yak , i did post a video when some dudes beat up a child, why dont u post that. It was hilarious!

    • DoubleTake
      DoubleTake 2008-08-02T07:52:58Z says:

      Despite the fact that Yak is probably corrupting society more than it already is with this website, I'm sure he still has his limits.

  • El_Wanko
    El_Wanko 2008-08-01T12:04:46Z says:

    At least it shut the fuck up for a while.

    I don't care if it will sink or swim... will it blend?

    • HankChinaski
      HankChinaski 2008-08-01T16:42:22Z says:

      You're not as funny as I remember.

  • newsham
    newsham 2008-08-01T12:11:19Z says:

    thats already a fucking proven fact babies can swim in calm water....not "swim" but you know...

  • freakychild
    freakychild 2008-08-01T14:41:56Z says:

    reason number 109834 that britney spears is a dumbfuck and doesn't need kids.

  • trailhunter
    trailhunter 2008-08-01T14:51:29Z says:

    I cant wait for my kid to be born now. Just think of all the cool things i could teach it. First of its getting fucking helicoptered into a lake to teach it to float............next its the kick in the back down a shale hill to teach it to save his face from injury. Next is running with knifes............the possibilities are endless. This is going to be fun. oh oh oh driving without a seat belt........stand him up on the front seat and spike the brakes doing 60.........yeeeee haaaaa we're teaching now.

    Fuck yeah!!

    • dik
      dik 2008-08-01T16:53:52Z says:

      excuse me asshole..can you fuck off and write your epic novel elsewhere? you no-avatar having whore-man

    • PinkStinkWrinkle
      PinkStinkWrinkle 2008-08-01T18:33:15Z says:

      Fucking classic Dik, right there. lol

  • smerf
    smerf 2008-08-01T15:19:28Z says:

    Since I'm sure he's watching this somewhere and just not commenting... FUCK YOU, WHUNU!

  • maiku07
    maiku07 2008-08-02T03:10:56Z says:

    Somebody needs to take that kid away from them.

  • SNIKT
    SNIKT 2008-08-02T11:30:57Z says:

    It needs a few more weights, maybe some rocks in its pockets.

  • exojjl
    exojjl 2008-08-02T12:40:54Z says:

    how in the fuck is this harsh? If it wer'nt for learning techniques like this the human race would'nt know jack shit. You think this is harsh?? media has got the hold on you, you fuckin mind controlled fucks. Learn the harsh reality of life then come back to this fuckin website after you learned a thing or two because obviously you would'nt make good parents unless you knew something like this.....

  • helter-skelter
    helter-skelter 2008-08-02T23:19:57Z says:

    thats how the wetbacks get to Miami from Cuba..

ADAT
posted August 01, 2008
by ADAT

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