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  • abortedjesus
    abortedjesus 2009-03-10T04:11:10Z says:

    Doesn't look a thing like me.

  • ferret10
    ferret10 2009-03-10T04:16:40Z says:

    Jesus loves shit...that's why God sent him to Earth ;D "LIVE AMONG THE SHIT MY SON!"

  • Smeow
    Smeow 2009-03-10T04:25:03Z says:

    Wow...Just where I have always wanted to stick baby jesus

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2009-03-10T04:25:55Z says:

    I like this cause it angers religious nuts.

  • FLFisher
    FLFisher 2009-03-10T04:39:54Z says:

    Oh, you're goin' straight to hell for that one.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2009-03-10T10:46:41Z says:

      And the irony? He'll be impaled with a Baby Satan dildo. Ya, the one with the horns.

  • smerf
    smerf 2009-03-10T05:20:26Z says:

    Heh, products from that company have been posted here before. The stuff they sell is hilarious!

    • DizzyMujahiDean
      DizzyMujahiDean 2009-03-10T07:37:17Z says:

      what company would that be?

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-10T18:46:43Z says:

      Divine interventions. They have tons of shit like this.

  • Vomitcircus
    Vomitcircus 2009-03-10T06:08:36Z says:

    I guess this is what a priest uses on himself.

    • markiemark
      markiemark 2009-03-10T07:08:29Z says:

      Or his alter boys.

  • CruelHM
    CruelHM 2009-03-10T11:09:01Z says:

    I fail to see how this has anything to do with baby Jesus. It looks more like a baby Mother Theresa.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-10T18:55:52Z says:

      http://divine-interventions.com/

      You are an idiot.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-10T21:50:51Z says:

      Stfu you cross-eyed cunt. This looks nothing like the baby Jesus. I've seen him. I'm not looking at your dirty link.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:07:36Z says:

      hehe again with the cross-eyed thing. Even though I have never been. :) Get new material you hack.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:08:03Z says:

      I only listen to people I respect, I will not stfu.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:10:42Z says:

      Come to daddy. Stfu now.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:13:12Z says:

      ::cocks head:: Richard David James?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:25:44Z says:

      Fuck. Pretty close. He grew up close to where I am. Now...stfu and swallow my load.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:35:30Z says:

      No thanks, I don't know where you have been. Judging on your extreme wit and magnanimous personality I'm guessing you have been in some pretty dirty skanks.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:37:21Z says:

      Actually you're incorrect. You would be my first pretty dirty skank.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:37:35Z says:

      Side note, I am slightly jealous you and him sort of co-habitated (not a real word)....slightly.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:38:15Z says:

      Hey hey hey....skank, maybe....dirty, no.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:40:32Z says:

      I never said we co-habited. England is small. I can walk to most peoples' homes within a couple hours.
      What's the use in a skank that's NOT dirty? What, you're the first clean, frigid skank? Hmmm. Oxymorons are sexy.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T00:43:29Z says:

      Clean as in free of std's....maybe skank holds a slightly different definition where I hale from.

      That's why I prefaced co-habitated with "sort of."

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:52:55Z says:

      No. Skank holds the same definition everywhere...and doesn't necessarily pre-require that a ho has stds...just that she fucks a lot of different men.
      And I don't care about your 'sort of' preface. It's nowhere near close to co-habiting. Now stfu, before you look dumb some more.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T00:59:22Z says:

      I think maybe you meant to imply that 'dirty' would mean something different where I am. In fact, it could mean several things either side of the pond. But by dirty I meant 'willing to do many and multifarious acts of depraved sexual gymnastics'.
      Feel free to Google multifarious. You might even find it somewhat tautologous in that sentence. Feel free to Google tautologous.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:04:10Z says:

      Awww someone has a thesaurus. If you couldn't see the obvious joking nature of those comments I just feel bad for you. But I know how much you LOVE your paragraph long explanations so at least I kept you busy.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:07:16Z says:

      I am always getting accused of having a thesaurus. It's actually called having a good education...'sweetie'.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:09:17Z says:

      You still don't get that I am not serious. Although I will have to say that stupid online arguments are a fun hobby of mine, therefore you are on my Top 10 favorite muchoer list, because you always argue back....no matter how pointless.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:10:36Z says:

      You dirty bitch. Come and tell me what you want for Christmas.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:13:04Z says:

      Santa's cock up my ass?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:13:27Z says:

      And I'm making a list and checking it twice...so how dare you have the temerity (Google it) to put me in your 'Top 10'. If I'm not in your top 3 by sunrise...you won't be getting those miniature morning star anal beads you asked for.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:16:56Z says:

      (I was close)
      And this is getting close to a Mucho first - a public epsiode of cybering. Hawhawwhawwww!
      Seriously though...bend the fuck over.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:17:36Z says:

      One of these days, Typical...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:19:14Z says:

      Excuse me Mr Fugs. I think you'll find I'm fucking this cat...you're holding the tail.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:19:27Z says:

      Hi honey, hows it going?

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:19:53Z says:

      I'm okay thanks sweetheart.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:22:44Z says:

      Now now kids.....you know females are built with more than one hole. How else would gang rape happen. (Besides dp)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:24:28Z says:

      Oh Typical! Gang rape can be performed by repeated fucking of any one hole by several different rapists at the same location.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:26:13Z says:

      Excuse me, cruel, but Typical is all mine, and if she doesn't get back here soon she'll be in for a whole load of trouble!

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:26:26Z says:

      Didn't you notice my parenthesis....dp=double penetration.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:26:38Z says:

      Oh Cruel!

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:27:11Z says:

      Typical, basement, stat!

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:29:56Z says:

      Thanks for explaining dp to me. Would you like to explain MD, PS, IRA, and USA to me next please.
      Oh, and shove your right middle finger up your ass there please. Yeahhh...that's it...mmm...that's a good skank. Let me see where you want it.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:30:03Z says:

      Yes, sir.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:32:33Z says:

      Okay. Now take a pic of it...and post it here (with a MS sign of course). ;-)

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:35:02Z says:

      Forget it Cruel, I wouldn't let her degrade herself like that for the likes of you.

      You see, she's rather special...

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:37:59Z says:

      I do take commands very well. :) And if I am lying about that....then I take punishment for disobedience very well lol.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:38:16Z says:

      Omg...I smell an online love-affair.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:38:35Z says:

      Fuck...interpost I was saying yes sir to Fugs....

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T01:38:54Z says:

      But...fuck....guess it works either way.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:42:33Z says:

      Butt fuck???

      Ah well...

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:42:42Z says:

      No, no...I wouldn't want to step on Fugs's shoes. Ooooo! Lmao.
      Actually, fuck you Fugs...I'll fuck her if I feel like it.
      You love it don't you Typical...naughty nursey.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T01:43:04Z says:

      :)

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T01:51:41Z says:

      I seriously hope 'basement, stat' isn't your code phrase for 'get on MSN and your webcam for me right now Typical so I can wank to your flapjacks'.

    • CruelHM
      CruelHM 2009-03-11T02:04:30Z says:

      Jesus. It obviously is. What a pair of dirty lil wankers.

    • Typical
      Typical 2009-03-11T13:18:27Z says:

      I don't own a webcam.

    • MrFugsmucker
      MrFugsmucker 2009-03-11T19:47:14Z says:

      :(

    • cheekycov
      cheekycov 2009-03-11T19:56:08Z says:

      Fugs and Typical sitting in a tree
      R I M M I N G

  • Derk
    Derk 2009-03-10T19:49:33Z says:

    bring the baby jesus into your soul..via the anus

    • para-bellum
      para-bellum 2009-03-10T20:12:24Z says:

      Injected straight into the brain of Southern Baptists et al. They must already have at least two each.

  • markiemark
    markiemark 2009-03-10T23:02:17Z says:

    Sweet baby Jesus!

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posted March 10, 2009

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