No thanks, I don't know where you have been. Judging on your extreme wit and magnanimous personality I'm guessing you have been in some pretty dirty skanks.
I never said we co-habited. England is small. I can walk to most peoples' homes within a couple hours.
What's the use in a skank that's NOT dirty? What, you're the first clean, frigid skank? Hmmm. Oxymorons are sexy.
No. Skank holds the same definition everywhere...and doesn't necessarily pre-require that a ho has stds...just that she fucks a lot of different men.
And I don't care about your 'sort of' preface. It's nowhere near close to co-habiting. Now stfu, before you look dumb some more.
I think maybe you meant to imply that 'dirty' would mean something different where I am. In fact, it could mean several things either side of the pond. But by dirty I meant 'willing to do many and multifarious acts of depraved sexual gymnastics'.
Feel free to Google multifarious. You might even find it somewhat tautologous in that sentence. Feel free to Google tautologous.
Awww someone has a thesaurus. If you couldn't see the obvious joking nature of those comments I just feel bad for you. But I know how much you LOVE your paragraph long explanations so at least I kept you busy.
You still don't get that I am not serious. Although I will have to say that stupid online arguments are a fun hobby of mine, therefore you are on my Top 10 favorite muchoer list, because you always argue back....no matter how pointless.
And I'm making a list and checking it twice...so how dare you have the temerity (Google it) to put me in your 'Top 10'. If I'm not in your top 3 by sunrise...you won't be getting those miniature morning star anal beads you asked for.
Thanks for explaining dp to me. Would you like to explain MD, PS, IRA, and USA to me next please.
Oh, and shove your right middle finger up your ass there please. Yeahhh...that's it...mmm...that's a good skank. Let me see where you want it.
No, no...I wouldn't want to step on Fugs's shoes. Ooooo! Lmao.
Actually, fuck you Fugs...I'll fuck her if I feel like it.
You love it don't you Typical...naughty nursey.
Comments to Baby Jesus...
Doesn't look a thing like me.
Jesus loves shit...that's why God sent him to Earth ;D "LIVE AMONG THE SHIT MY SON!"
Wow...Just where I have always wanted to stick baby jesus
I like this cause it angers religious nuts.
Oh, you're goin' straight to hell for that one.
And the irony? He'll be impaled with a Baby Satan dildo. Ya, the one with the horns.
Heh, products from that company have been posted here before. The stuff they sell is hilarious!
what company would that be?
Divine interventions. They have tons of shit like this.
I guess this is what a priest uses on himself.
Or his alter boys.
I fail to see how this has anything to do with baby Jesus. It looks more like a baby Mother Theresa.
http://divine-interventions.com/
You are an idiot.
Stfu you cross-eyed cunt. This looks nothing like the baby Jesus. I've seen him. I'm not looking at your dirty link.
hehe again with the cross-eyed thing. Even though I have never been. :) Get new material you hack.
I only listen to people I respect, I will not stfu.
Come to daddy. Stfu now.
::cocks head:: Richard David James?
Fuck. Pretty close. He grew up close to where I am. Now...stfu and swallow my load.
No thanks, I don't know where you have been. Judging on your extreme wit and magnanimous personality I'm guessing you have been in some pretty dirty skanks.
Actually you're incorrect. You would be my first pretty dirty skank.
Side note, I am slightly jealous you and him sort of co-habitated (not a real word)....slightly.
Hey hey hey....skank, maybe....dirty, no.
I never said we co-habited. England is small. I can walk to most peoples' homes within a couple hours.
What's the use in a skank that's NOT dirty? What, you're the first clean, frigid skank? Hmmm. Oxymorons are sexy.
Clean as in free of std's....maybe skank holds a slightly different definition where I hale from.
That's why I prefaced co-habitated with "sort of."
No. Skank holds the same definition everywhere...and doesn't necessarily pre-require that a ho has stds...just that she fucks a lot of different men.
And I don't care about your 'sort of' preface. It's nowhere near close to co-habiting. Now stfu, before you look dumb some more.
I think maybe you meant to imply that 'dirty' would mean something different where I am. In fact, it could mean several things either side of the pond. But by dirty I meant 'willing to do many and multifarious acts of depraved sexual gymnastics'.
Feel free to Google multifarious. You might even find it somewhat tautologous in that sentence. Feel free to Google tautologous.
Awww someone has a thesaurus. If you couldn't see the obvious joking nature of those comments I just feel bad for you. But I know how much you LOVE your paragraph long explanations so at least I kept you busy.
I am always getting accused of having a thesaurus. It's actually called having a good education...'sweetie'.
You still don't get that I am not serious. Although I will have to say that stupid online arguments are a fun hobby of mine, therefore you are on my Top 10 favorite muchoer list, because you always argue back....no matter how pointless.
You dirty bitch. Come and tell me what you want for Christmas.
Santa's cock up my ass?
And I'm making a list and checking it twice...so how dare you have the temerity (Google it) to put me in your 'Top 10'. If I'm not in your top 3 by sunrise...you won't be getting those miniature morning star anal beads you asked for.
(I was close)
And this is getting close to a Mucho first - a public epsiode of cybering. Hawhawwhawwww!
Seriously though...bend the fuck over.
One of these days, Typical...
Excuse me Mr Fugs. I think you'll find I'm fucking this cat...you're holding the tail.
Hi honey, hows it going?
I'm okay thanks sweetheart.
Now now kids.....you know females are built with more than one hole. How else would gang rape happen. (Besides dp)
Oh Typical! Gang rape can be performed by repeated fucking of any one hole by several different rapists at the same location.
Excuse me, cruel, but Typical is all mine, and if she doesn't get back here soon she'll be in for a whole load of trouble!
Didn't you notice my parenthesis....dp=double penetration.
Oh Cruel!
Typical, basement, stat!
Thanks for explaining dp to me. Would you like to explain MD, PS, IRA, and USA to me next please.
Oh, and shove your right middle finger up your ass there please. Yeahhh...that's it...mmm...that's a good skank. Let me see where you want it.
Yes, sir.
Okay. Now take a pic of it...and post it here (with a MS sign of course). ;-)
Forget it Cruel, I wouldn't let her degrade herself like that for the likes of you.
You see, she's rather special...
I do take commands very well. :) And if I am lying about that....then I take punishment for disobedience very well lol.
Omg...I smell an online love-affair.
Fuck...interpost I was saying yes sir to Fugs....
But...fuck....guess it works either way.
Butt fuck???
Ah well...
No, no...I wouldn't want to step on Fugs's shoes. Ooooo! Lmao.
Actually, fuck you Fugs...I'll fuck her if I feel like it.
You love it don't you Typical...naughty nursey.
:)
I seriously hope 'basement, stat' isn't your code phrase for 'get on MSN and your webcam for me right now Typical so I can wank to your flapjacks'.
Jesus. It obviously is. What a pair of dirty lil wankers.
I don't own a webcam.
:(
Fugs and Typical sitting in a tree
R I M M I N G
bring the baby jesus into your soul..via the anus
Injected straight into the brain of Southern Baptists et al. They must already have at least two each.
Sweet baby Jesus!