This is mostly bull shit. I used to teach infant swimming, and the all hated going on the back in the water. There might be one out of 30 that would ever do it.
That is just awful. This is one line that shouldn't be crossed by anyone. If any of you perverts stopped jerking it to your computer screen and actually had kids (and cared about the kid) you would be disgusted by seeing this kind of crap.
Fuck you! I taught my kid to swim before he was 1yr. All infants know to hold their breath, the hard part is getting them to move properly.
In fact, I just came home from taking him swimming....Yup, 10 years old and he's still alive.
yea no shit how is this terrible in anyway my parents threw me into the deep end when i was young thats how you learn you dumbshit and when i have kids imma do the same thing except have someone in the pool when i toss my kid in
fuck you neotide or whatever. I have three practically grown kids and I've been trying to drown them since they were little babies and believe me you judgemental buttfuck they can swim!
What exactly is the line being crossed here, NeoNatal? The kids are learning how to swim, and their parents are helping them do it. What the fuck is wrong with you? It was actually a beautiful thing to see, in my opinion.
yeah nothing more cruel then teaching your kids how to swim just incase they fall into water while not being watched.
might as well put some weight bands on their legs huh neo?
Nothing wrong with teaching your child to swim. Even better is to properly fence off your pool with a child-proof gate to further prevent any accidents.
so nova, have tought your son to wear properly makeup too? a such concerned responsible parent like yourself cant leave out important stuff like that. later on you can teach him to be a good bikemessenger, just like his dad
I threw my black kid in a pool and he almost drowned until I saved his ass. The worst part was when everyone jumped out of the pool and didn't help him because they thought he was a turd.
at first i thought thats soo bad torturing your kids by forcing them to float or drown.. then i thought about it... and thats a brilliant prevention technique.. if they can swim even if accidently they fall in they can just float and cry till help comes or swim their way out.
that snuts especiallysince i still cant swim and im fucking 25... i been bested by a infant.
this is indeed something parents who own a pool or have babysitters should teach their babies.
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dog paddle little bitch
shut up you fukin gob shite
fuckin gob shite alright i know what shite is but this is how you say it shut your fucking hole you jewish nigger
mwahaha. its always fun to look at kids do their crazy shit.
haha jewish nigger... ur such a goofball kmsoldier, i like you
This is mostly bull shit. I used to teach infant swimming, and the all hated going on the back in the water. There might be one out of 30 that would ever do it.
I was a lot more impressed by the kid on "Nevermind" chasing the dollar.
Some figger it out, others are clueless. Watch yer baby! Teach them or let them die! Either way, take videos!
See this is why I will get 'industrial diapers' and attach weights to all outfits children wear. Whether the kids are mine or not
That is just awful. This is one line that shouldn't be crossed by anyone. If any of you perverts stopped jerking it to your computer screen and actually had kids (and cared about the kid) you would be disgusted by seeing this kind of crap.
Fuck you! I taught my kid to swim before he was 1yr. All infants know to hold their breath, the hard part is getting them to move properly.
In fact, I just came home from taking him swimming....Yup, 10 years old and he's still alive.
yea no shit how is this terrible in anyway my parents threw me into the deep end when i was young thats how you learn you dumbshit and when i have kids imma do the same thing except have someone in the pool when i toss my kid in
I did'nt need to teach my 2 kids its like they already new how to swim.
fuck you neotide or whatever. I have three practically grown kids and I've been trying to drown them since they were little babies and believe me you judgemental buttfuck they can swim!
shut up ky soldier
ya know, if we taught kids how to fly also, there'd be less deaths from airplane crashes.
Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim (which I agree with), how about watching your fucking kid(s).
...and yes, my two boys can both swim.
Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim. How about teaching your kids to watch themselves? And to say Fuck You to family and friends?
Oh yeah and fuck that dog for luring the kid out to the pool in the first place.
See!, even MS'er can teach children.
What exactly is the line being crossed here, NeoNatal? The kids are learning how to swim, and their parents are helping them do it. What the fuck is wrong with you? It was actually a beautiful thing to see, in my opinion.
yeah nothing more cruel then teaching your kids how to swim just incase they fall into water while not being watched.
might as well put some weight bands on their legs huh neo?
Both my kids been swimming since 6 months old, my daughter is 9 and is now comepting at competition level.
Nothing wrong with teaching your child to swim. Even better is to properly fence off your pool with a child-proof gate to further prevent any accidents.
Fuck kids. They gotta learn some time that actions have consequences.
so nova, have tought your son to wear properly makeup too? a such concerned responsible parent like yourself cant leave out important stuff like that. later on you can teach him to be a good bikemessenger, just like his dad
i learned how to swim fighting my way out of a burlap sack, in a fast flowing river with four head sized rocks in the sack with me
I threw my black kid in a pool and he almost drowned until I saved his ass. The worst part was when everyone jumped out of the pool and didn't help him because they thought he was a turd.
Welcome to Lord of the Flies,
NeoNitride. Or maybe we'll just call you "Piggy".
I think they taught this kid to do that. Any other baby would have probably struggled and eventually drown.
5 minutes later... lol^^
hahahahaha i know, it was shockingly halarious, but it still made me sad tho
that was actually really fucking cool!
at first i thought thats soo bad torturing your kids by forcing them to float or drown.. then i thought about it... and thats a brilliant prevention technique.. if they can swim even if accidently they fall in they can just float and cry till help comes or swim their way out.
that snuts especiallysince i still cant swim and im fucking 25... i been bested by a infant.
this is indeed something parents who own a pool or have babysitters should teach their babies.
i'd like to see some sort of baby-swim-float-swim olympic competition. i'd put all my money on a mexican baby.
They should of had one of these vids to show Eric Clapton how to teach his kid to fly/glide.
Ever seen a water birth? Newborn babies know how to swim. It's kinda cool even though I hate babies.
this is proof that babies are witches
the only real proof of witches is if you can find out if they're made of wood. And the only way to tell that for sure is to build a bridge out of one
sweet.. a baby bridge...
babies on board
Teaching them to swim is fine. Now we just need to teach to quit shitting in the pool.
Well, I fucked that one up.
Let's see them swim with a pool full of crocodiles.
Future NAVY SEAL..