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baby learns how to swim

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  • KMSOLDIER
    KMSOLDIER 2007-09-03T04:22:40Z says:

    dog paddle little bitch

    • robo-big-balls
      robo-big-balls 2007-09-03T04:46:17Z says:

      shut up you fukin gob shite

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-09-03T04:53:57Z says:

      fuckin gob shite alright i know what shite is but this is how you say it shut your fucking hole you jewish nigger

    • mayor
      mayor 2007-09-03T08:52:09Z says:

      mwahaha. its always fun to look at kids do their crazy shit.
      haha jewish nigger... ur such a goofball kmsoldier, i like you

    • zxcv
      zxcv 2007-09-04T06:02:47Z says:

      This is mostly bull shit. I used to teach infant swimming, and the all hated going on the back in the water. There might be one out of 30 that would ever do it.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-09-06T02:18:23Z says:

      I was a lot more impressed by the kid on "Nevermind" chasing the dollar.

  • FrankenPengie
    FrankenPengie 2007-09-03T04:47:26Z says:

    Some figger it out, others are clueless. Watch yer baby! Teach them or let them die! Either way, take videos!

    • Pwnographer
      Pwnographer 2007-09-03T06:03:31Z says:

      See this is why I will get 'industrial diapers' and attach weights to all outfits children wear. Whether the kids are mine or not

  • NeoNitride
    NeoNitride 2007-09-03T04:52:16Z says:

    That is just awful. This is one line that shouldn't be crossed by anyone. If any of you perverts stopped jerking it to your computer screen and actually had kids (and cared about the kid) you would be disgusted by seeing this kind of crap.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-03T05:08:56Z says:

      Fuck you! I taught my kid to swim before he was 1yr. All infants know to hold their breath, the hard part is getting them to move properly.
      In fact, I just came home from taking him swimming....Yup, 10 years old and he's still alive.

    • KMSOLDIER
      KMSOLDIER 2007-09-03T05:13:56Z says:

      yea no shit how is this terrible in anyway my parents threw me into the deep end when i was young thats how you learn you dumbshit and when i have kids imma do the same thing except have someone in the pool when i toss my kid in

    • Leela27
      Leela27 2007-09-03T05:48:24Z says:

      I did'nt need to teach my 2 kids its like they already new how to swim.

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-03T05:50:02Z says:

      fuck you neotide or whatever. I have three practically grown kids and I've been trying to drown them since they were little babies and believe me you judgemental buttfuck they can swim!

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-03T05:51:08Z says:

      shut up ky soldier

    • Hegemonic
      Hegemonic 2007-09-03T06:40:11Z says:

      ya know, if we taught kids how to fly also, there'd be less deaths from airplane crashes.

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-09-03T07:13:54Z says:

      Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim (which I agree with), how about watching your fucking kid(s).

    • JamesTKirk
      JamesTKirk 2007-09-03T07:14:21Z says:

      ...and yes, my two boys can both swim.

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2007-09-03T07:31:58Z says:

      Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim. How about teaching your kids to watch themselves? And to say Fuck You to family and friends?

    • zombieanimalsemn
      zombieanimalsemn 2007-09-03T07:33:36Z says:

      Oh yeah and fuck that dog for luring the kid out to the pool in the first place.

    • supernova
      supernova 2007-09-03T07:33:37Z says:

      See!, even MS'er can teach children.

    • AntonioMainenti
      AntonioMainenti 2007-09-03T08:13:28Z says:

      What exactly is the line being crossed here, NeoNatal? The kids are learning how to swim, and their parents are helping them do it. What the fuck is wrong with you? It was actually a beautiful thing to see, in my opinion.

    • yak
      yak 2007-09-03T08:24:03Z says:

      yeah nothing more cruel then teaching your kids how to swim just incase they fall into water while not being watched.
      might as well put some weight bands on their legs huh neo?

    • redheadedmutant
      redheadedmutant 2007-09-03T09:46:29Z says:

      Both my kids been swimming since 6 months old, my daughter is 9 and is now comepting at competition level.

    • chairman_of_the_bored
      chairman_of_the_bored 2007-09-03T13:00:50Z says:

      Nothing wrong with teaching your child to swim. Even better is to properly fence off your pool with a child-proof gate to further prevent any accidents.

    • El_Wanko
      El_Wanko 2007-09-03T16:53:01Z says:

      Fuck kids. They gotta learn some time that actions have consequences.

    • elchris
      elchris 2007-09-03T22:24:50Z says:

      so nova, have tought your son to wear properly makeup too? a such concerned responsible parent like yourself cant leave out important stuff like that. later on you can teach him to be a good bikemessenger, just like his dad

    • sasquatch
      sasquatch 2007-09-04T01:40:27Z says:

      i learned how to swim fighting my way out of a burlap sack, in a fast flowing river with four head sized rocks in the sack with me

    • IDrinkAnalFluid
      IDrinkAnalFluid 2007-09-04T05:54:26Z says:

      I threw my black kid in a pool and he almost drowned until I saved his ass. The worst part was when everyone jumped out of the pool and didn't help him because they thought he was a turd.

    • ClaudeBallz
      ClaudeBallz 2007-09-05T01:32:12Z says:

      Welcome to Lord of the Flies,
      NeoNitride. Or maybe we'll just call you "Piggy".

  • gta2800
    gta2800 2007-09-03T04:57:28Z says:

    I think they taught this kid to do that. Any other baby would have probably struggled and eventually drown.

  • Romeo2000
    Romeo2000 2007-09-03T05:44:32Z says:

    5 minutes later... lol^^

    • Uraloserface101
      Uraloserface101 2007-09-03T09:46:30Z says:

      hahahahaha i know, it was shockingly halarious, but it still made me sad tho

  • -Morph-
    -Morph- 2007-09-03T08:39:24Z says:

    that was actually really fucking cool!

    at first i thought thats soo bad torturing your kids by forcing them to float or drown.. then i thought about it... and thats a brilliant prevention technique.. if they can swim even if accidently they fall in they can just float and cry till help comes or swim their way out.

    that snuts especiallysince i still cant swim and im fucking 25... i been bested by a infant.

    this is indeed something parents who own a pool or have babysitters should teach their babies.

  • Epidemic_PUA
    Epidemic_PUA 2007-09-03T09:16:20Z says:

    i'd like to see some sort of baby-swim-float-swim olympic competition. i'd put all my money on a mexican baby.

  • redheadedmutant
    redheadedmutant 2007-09-03T09:48:05Z says:

    They should of had one of these vids to show Eric Clapton how to teach his kid to fly/glide.

  • Cervix_Surfer
    Cervix_Surfer 2007-09-03T14:44:39Z says:

    Ever seen a water birth? Newborn babies know how to swim. It's kinda cool even though I hate babies.

  • Starrsky
    Starrsky 2007-09-03T18:14:33Z says:

    this is proof that babies are witches

    • dik
      dik 2007-09-03T18:25:53Z says:

      the only real proof of witches is if you can find out if they're made of wood. And the only way to tell that for sure is to build a bridge out of one

    • -Morph-
      -Morph- 2007-09-03T19:12:30Z says:

      sweet.. a baby bridge...

    • Epidemic_PUA
      Epidemic_PUA 2007-09-03T19:14:30Z says:

      babies on board

  • urkelbot
    urkelbot 2007-09-04T00:49:40Z says:

    Teaching them to swim is fine. Now we just need to teach to quit shitting in the pool.

    • urkelbot
      urkelbot 2007-09-04T00:51:52Z says:

      Well, I fucked that one up.

  • gutz13
    gutz13 2007-09-04T02:04:59Z says:

    Let's see them swim with a pool full of crocodiles.

  • bichofelix
    bichofelix 2007-09-04T21:34:55Z says:

    Future NAVY SEAL..

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posted September 03, 2007

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