Baby Piano Playing Genius

Comments to Baby Piano Playing Genius

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  Epidemic_PUA 2007-10-25T04:22:36Z says:

  the only good baby is a dead one.

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    Schadenfreude 2007-10-25T05:45:03Z says:

    What is blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

    Baby with slashed floaties.
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    Schadenfreude 2007-10-25T05:45:17Z says:

    What is red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?

    Floaties with a slashed baby.
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    Epidemic_PUA 2007-10-25T07:33:19Z says:

    you didn't credit google for your jokes.
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    iFuckNuns 2007-10-25T15:49:05Z says:

    How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles???
    Nail the other hand to the floor.

    What do you get when you pull razor wire out of a babies ass?
    A boner.

    Why do you put babies in a blender feet first?
    So you can see the expressions on their face.

    Whats better then stapling a baby to a wall?
    Pulling it off.
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    nucleusbrains 2007-10-25T17:11:50Z says:

    Goddamn stupid foreigners!
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    420socalhotboi69 2007-10-25T17:15:01Z says:

    ya i like listening to stuff too because the moosic goes in your ear and stuff
    ps im hot
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    shoekalocka 2007-10-25T18:46:06Z says:

    whats funnier then a dead baby?
    a dead baby in a clown costume
    whats funnier then that?
    a dead baby in a clown costume sitting next to a kid with down syndrome
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    1rish1 2007-10-25T20:16:14Z says:

    That was funny only because a retard was thrown in.
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    Lord-BentoR 2007-10-26T06:42:13Z says:

    Whats the hardest part in nailing a baby up to a wall?

    My dick when I'm doing it.
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    Lord-BentoR 2007-10-26T06:42:44Z says:

    Whats the best part about fucking a 3 month old?
    the sound a femur makes when it snaps.
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    Gottlos 2007-10-26T17:41:06Z says:

    Why would its leg break? Do some reading up on human anatomy before attempting to make a joke like that.
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  -Morph- 2007-10-25T04:27:00Z says:

  Hahahah dumb fuck baby!

  no wonder im smarter than a infant! they cant do shit right!

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    Dislexyc 2007-10-25T04:39:40Z says:

    You poop pretty well hmm?
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  hhallahh 2007-10-25T05:18:41Z says:

  Imagine if that had happened to Mozart when he was a kid.

  He probably would have become a porn star instead.

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    BzaWack 2007-10-25T08:53:31Z says:

    or get overwhelming angst and post it on myspace.
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  deathtuna 2007-10-25T05:54:43Z says:

  loving the fathers reaction there
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  deathtuna 2007-10-25T06:19:41Z says:

  gotta love the fathers reaction

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    BzaWack 2007-10-25T08:52:38Z says:

    you appear to love it long time.
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  Starrsky 2007-10-25T06:23:47Z says:

  If they hadn't have made such a big deal about it and pretended that it never happened he wouldn't have cried

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    Plantshit 2007-10-25T07:05:41Z says:

    thats what i told you when i splited your rectum but you just had to cry , didnt you?
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    Epidemic_PUA 2007-10-25T07:33:55Z says:

    flashbacks of your last bear assault?
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  zxcv 2007-10-25T06:26:17Z says:

  Fucking kids, they only start crying when you ask them if they are ok. If you don't worry about it, they wont either. And stop bringing your fucking kids to the movies and airplane flights. Every time I hear a kid crying during adult quite times I want to through the kid against the wall, and shoot its parents in the mouth. I don't think anything pisses me off more than that. Random rant brought to you by Grey Goose. "The expertise of the Maitre de Chai ensures an unparalleled smoothness and exceptional taste."

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    nucleusbrains 2007-10-25T17:13:15Z says:

    That would be "throw"

    Learn how to spell you idiot!
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    nucleusbrains 2007-10-25T17:14:26Z says:

    and "unparalled"
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    dik 2007-10-25T17:24:17Z says:

    you're a big dumb fag
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    sasquatch 2007-10-25T17:42:30Z says:

    i see you're being quite quiet now
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    nucleusbrains 2007-10-25T19:57:55Z says:

    Are you talking to me dik? I'm not even gonna waste my time on you.
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    zxcv 2007-10-25T23:20:46Z says:

    Well seing as "unparalled" isn't even a word, and the original actually was correct. You should just shut up know while you are at negative one, and shut up forever.
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    IamTheGreatest 2007-10-25T23:25:33Z says:

    *now ^ You dumb bloke.
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    jamiee1869 2007-10-26T01:47:20Z says:

    I think he should be un-parolled
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    zxcv 2007-10-26T03:59:31Z says:

    I'm not dum, i have grate spell checkers right here on mucho. I think ill post a couple artilces here beefore press.
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    nucleusbrains 2007-10-26T17:00:25Z says:

    You fucking idiot! ^ You obviously are too stupid for me to even pick on so I will not taunt your taint! btw you wrote lleled that makes leel-ed your a stupid fuck !
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    dik 2007-10-26T17:16:43Z says:

    zeig heil ass!
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    zxcv 2007-10-26T19:37:21Z says:

    Try using a dictionary nucleas. You probably never seen one so let me describe it. It's a big book with a catolog of the correct spelling and definition of almost every word, and guess what unparalled isn't in it. So you are the dumest one, goodbye.
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    IamTheGreatest 2007-10-26T19:53:31Z says:

    catalog* ; dumbest* ; Try correcting your shit before bashing others for the same reason, that just makes you a hypocrite.
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  SummerTlMEbrews 2007-10-25T13:42:18Z says:

  how dramatical..lol
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  toolman961 2007-10-25T14:47:40Z says:

  Don't worry, it will happen again.
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  nucleusbrains 2007-10-25T17:12:09Z says:

  Stupid fucking baby!

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    dik 2007-10-26T17:17:39Z says:

    your future first born will be.. but you won't know
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    dik 2007-10-26T17:17:52Z says:

    redneck hick
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    dik 2007-10-26T17:18:21Z says:

    maury fodder
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    dik 2007-10-26T17:18:55Z says:

    shhhhh...atta nazi